Ever take a shite so nasty that you must take a shower when your done? Just happened to me, no matter how much paper I used I couldn't get clean.
Only when I ate Pringles with olestra.
So glad its not available anymore
>>27992436
I dunno what I ate m8. I had some kind of Mexican cornbread and some taco bell after. Taco bell never gives me the shits so maybe it was the cornbread.
>it's a creamy shit with the consistency of peanut butter
>the last little bit breaks off just inside your rectum
>try to push it out but you can't
>wipe 40 times, still poop
>it gets all up in your butt hair
>after you've finished, the mountain of toilet paper clogs the shitter
>you walk around knowing that there are a ton of small shit particles caught up in your butt-locks
>you walk around with that little extra bit of shit pressing against your anal sphincter
>you go home to take a shower and shave your butt hair
>you cut your sensitive anus skin while shaving
>for a whole week, toilet paper feels like sandpaper
>cry yourself to sleep at the end of the week, defeated by your own feces
>tfw you make big messy in ur diaper but there is no one to change you
>tfw there are pointy things in your shit ripping your asshole apart
>>27992408
>paper gets you "clean"
>not taking a shower with a washcloth after every shit
no gf for you
>>27992408
No bidet in the US?
>>27992408
I take a shower after every shit because I'm not a pig
Recently my shit was pure liquid. Torrents of ass piss and farts made me feel disgusting so I just had to wash up afterwards. I was taking a shit ton of nyquil and barely ate anything. Maybe that was it?
>>27992436
olestra is fucking awesome man. half the calories, only pussies can't handle the diarrhea
>>27992983
nah US is fucking gross that way. only bidet's in rich people places. everybody else uses dry paper or wet wipes
>>27992408
yea, from time to time. ever had a 'roid pop while you're shitting and turn the entire bowl a deep crimson?
