Who /wizard/ here? 31 and never even held a girl's hand.
>>27992106
I bet you just sit at home in your wheelchair posting memes when you could get laid today if you just went outside and started being yourself.
let me know if you need more advice.
also call this number if you're suicidal.
1 (800) 273-8255
You're welcome
37 year old KV here.
Turning 38 next month, on the fast track to 40.
>>27992165
>Turning 38 next month, on the fast track to 40.
a-anon, this is supposed to be a safe place for cute little anime girls...
>>27992165
How is that even possible? Do you not go outside?
I was wizard until 32, but then I fucked a mental girl from 4chan. She smelled like feces and had rotting teeth and it was absolutely disgusting. I wish I didn't bother, but I hated being a wizard so much.
That was my sole experience ever touching/kissing/hugging a girl and I want to die whenever I think about the experience.
>>27992165
what's your motivation for continuing to live?
>>27992224
>How is that even possible?
By being a male that's not Chad.
>>27992139
this post is the penicle of normie you see, from a normie perspective being a wizard is a tragedy something to be ashamed of and pitied on instead, to a robot its an ideal, expectation, and avenue of wholeheartedness!!
Im sorry i usually refrain from lashing out like this however the normie shit which impedes on this board makes me want to vomit, when were the times when there were threads which exsisted which were of philosophical debates not pity me no gf threads? your being cucked and you dont even know it!
the only way to regain honor to this board is a cleansing of norme scum
Holy shit, wizardchan fucks still float around?
You guys are hilariously pathetic. You're like the fat chicks at parties making themselves delusional about being unhealthy and unattractive, you somehow get yourselves to believe you don't want it. I bet you just accept that sex is something forever out of your reach, so you invent a sense of happiness and contentment about it, but you never actually forget how artificial it is.
I'd tell you that you don't deserve affection, but you're already aware of it. All I can do to you that you haven't already is laugh at you.
>>27992106
>>27992165
have you guys tried just being yourselves
>>27992313
>I'd tell you that you don't deserve affection
Nobody deserves affection.
>>27992313
It's ok, you can laugh at me. I'll laugh with you.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>27992225
losing your magic in such a way is a fate worse than death
>>27992225
Are you the anon that fucked the retarded girl? I remember reading your story before.
30 years old wizard here. Haven't spoken to another human that wasn't a store clerk in 4 years.
>>27992319
Tried once. Failed horribly.
>>27992319
That's how I got here!
Never give up on yourselves, wizards. For normies their 30's are the years of complacency. This is your chance to finally overcome them.
Just don't succumb to the depression and anxiety. Focus on the goals that only involve yourself.
I know it's tough when you have been alone most of your life. Your mind is your biggest enemy.
>>27992106
>>27992165
you've probably been asked this before, but why not hire an escort? maybe the experience will set you off and your life may end up better?
GTFO the board oldfag and go home to wizardchan
>>27992424
No him but I doubt I'm the only person who has fucked a mentally ill/retarded girl.
But it's not a fetish for me and I wish I stayed wizard because it was such a bad experience.
32
gave up on life around 24
last 5-6 years I go outside once or twice a week tops only to take out the trash and shop for groceries
This thread is depressing, fuck you guys.
Almost 26yo KV. Hate what the board has turned into.
>>27992106
>>27992165
What are your powers senpai.
>>27993508
is it really that depressing?
23 year old KV
I managed to cast a levitating spell already, my potential is limitless
At this point, do you guys even want sex?
Would you be happy enough with the affection and companionship of a woman in your life? To come home and know someone loves you and will dote on you?
>>27992106
Turned 30 just last week.
Feels apathetic, man.
Granted life is pretty empty and I don't see much point in it. Just existing.
31 here and never held hands or hugged a girl
gave up when i was around 24-25, even fapping has become a chore
>>27993680
>do you guys even want sex?
No.
>Would you be happy enough with the affection and companionship of a woman in your life?
I don't want a girlfriend/wife/companion.
>>27993680
I would be happy with that. Having someone genuinely love you just for being you is like, the end game of all relationships.
Sex was never about the sex, but it would be nice to feel desired by a person for once in my life. But I feel humans in general want this feeling.
>>27993680
I do but only with someone I am in a committed relationship with. A life-long monogamous relationship has always been a desire of mine.
>>27993680
Sometimes I really feel like having sex. Like I imagine all the things that would lead up to it and what we'd do afterward.
However, then I just jack off.
Mostly when I'm bothered by my wizardhood it's because nobody really cares about me or loves me. Sure, my mother does and I suppose my sister does. However there is nobody actually involved in my life or my future. There is nobody ever waiting for me to come home every day.
>>27994176
My parents got nicer to me as I grew older, because they eventually realized that I was a lonely age 30+ loser with no friends or gf ever.
They told me to visit them so they can take me out to dinner on Thursday. I have nice parents.
If only I could give them some grandchildren.
>>27992106
Im 29 and I've held a girl's hand. It was really awkward and I didn't enjoy it. Sweaty palms and my body was really stiff from nervousness. Would not do it again.
Being a wizard is purely a choice. Most of you know that. You could even end your wizardhood. But you won't, just because you don't want to. Or if you do want to, you are too lazy to do something about it.
>>27994318
>Being a wizard is purely a choice.
If you mean get a prostitute then yeah, but I shouldn't have to get a prostitute and I don't want to.
>>27994318
it sounds like you're saying that wizardhood isn't a big deal.
i doubt wizards lament the lack of penis in vagina. it's probably the other side effects of being alone that harm people the most.
if the sole quality of "not being lazy" could fix all of your problems (it won't) then the world would be a very easy place
>>27994278
I don't really have that great a relationship with my mother.
I know she wants to see me more, but we just don't have much in common. I've been watching Game of Thrones with her though, and when that finishes up I might try The Man in Highcastle.
I know it bothers her that I'm alone, but... well that's just how it's going to be.
>>27994318
>Being a wizard is purely a choice
If you care only about sex and want to give up your dignity to get a prostitute. If you actually care about relationships with someone who wont use you then no, it is not a choice.
>>27994318
No, it's not entirely a choice.
Could I lose my virginity? Sure, but that wouldn't really solve the issue. I'd still be alone because I'm too weird and broken to have a relationship.
>>27994318
I'm not going to give my hard earned money to a woman for sex. If women don't want to give me the time of day then the last thing I want to do is pad their pockets, fuck them.
>>27994434
>>27994474
What have you done to try to get a relationship? Or have you not left the basement for years?
>>27994511
Try to connect with someone. It just doesn't happen. I'm always the odd man out and don't fit in.
>>27994511
>What have you done to try to get a relationship?
Ask women out and get rejected. What else?
>>27992313
>wizardchan fucks still float around?
Did the site go down?
36 here.
Pretty okay with it.
>>27993680
>Would you be happy enough with the affection and companionship of a woman in your life? To come home and know someone loves you and will dote on you?
I would really want to have sex with that person. I really want to know what sex with such a person is like, too.
>>27994318
Not really. Yes you can go to a prostitute and get some very unfulfilling and stressing sex and then what? You still had to pay someone to fake not being disgusted by you and take your dick for a few seconds.
What's the point
>>27994533
How many? When is the last time? What have you done to improve yourself lately?
has anybody seen the movie "the lobster"?
wouldnt it be amazing if we took the same concept and applied it to virgins. like if you are 25 and still a virgin you would be turned into an animal. Or executed, even better.
>>27994865
Well sometimes I fantasize about losers like me being shrunken and then treated as pets or food or slaves for pretty girls living it up in their 20's.
So it'd be hot to be turned into a lobster and then boiled alive by some bitches so they can eat me for dinner.
20, but my fate is sealed.
Horrific acne scarring.
Already balding.
5'7.
Weird voice.
Sperg personality.
>>27992313
Here's your (you)
Original gucking comment KIKE mods
>26 in less than a month
part of me wishes I'd just hit 30 already. I've been ready to be a wizard for ages.
>>27992106
>current year
>not paying for sex
Women are useless except as cum reservoirs. Just pay one and be done. It's cheaper and she'll act like you're a god.
>>27992139
>go outsise
>b yourself
>>27995033
No kidding. Why are all these wizards so disgusted with going to a prostitute? All women are whores. The only difference is in the form of payment.
>>27994891
>weird voice
I'm 26 and suffer from that. The balding. Nope that's not problem I shaved it away. I'm a manlet too but doesn't matter. No acne though.
The voice however.
The voice.
It's not so bad when I'm talking, but dear God hearing myself back in a recording. It's like something not-human is speaking. Disgusting abomination of preteen fag with early puberty screech and all this mixed up nicely with age and lack of vocal chord use.
>>27994891
The only one that matters is the last one. If you can do something about it you could have a chance.
21, turning 22 on the 21'st. I've had tons of opportunities but i have trust issues because of a messed up life with an alcoholic dad. Dropped out of school and gave up on life at 17 in the 10th grade, studied hard for the next 4 years and became a graphic artist.
other than the fact I'm 5'4 I don't think I'm entirely beyond hope.
>>27995143
I try to keep my vocal cords in shape like a normal person by parking my car in an isolated area and screaming as loudly as possible and talking to myself loudly for like 10 minutes, don't think it works though
>>27994318
I'm old enough to accept it's partially a choice. However, it takes a tremendous amount of effort for most robots. At 29 years old, I don't have the stamina, focus, or even desire to make such a change. Being a permavirgin is just something I've come to accept.
> 25EV
> magic is already awakening, I've frozen time for myself
> look exactly the same as ten years ago, same weight, same measurements, same face
I suppose I have the potential to become a grand wizard. By looks I could pretend to be normie, and on the surface I have many attractive qualities. Yet, everythingless virgin.
> spend last ten years improving self
> speak five languages
> lots of skills
> ace programmer
> big cock
> deep voice
> god-tier hair genes
I'm conflicted about going on a dating site. Zero female attention IRL in all my life makes me wonder if I'd have any chance, and I have no idea what to do on a date. And of course the online dating loser stigma, even though I'm a fucking time mage already.
>>27992106
31yo kv reporting in. Never touched a girl, held hands, been hugged.
I do have a job tho, go drinking at times with colleagues. Get out of the house a lot to go for a walk in the city.
Besides that, I have ZERO friends. Spend every day, every night alone at home for the last 13 years.
I'm not overly fat and work out regularly so i can even see abs slightly. Yet I'm ugly af and there's no way I can bring myself to ask a girl out. NEVER EVER. She'll propably accuse me of rape, run away, call the cops, I'll get caught, considered a disgrace to mankind, get sentenced to death at the age of 32, my remains will be burned and scattered in space.
I will turn 33 next august. No female ever cared about me. but honestly I don't think I ever really wanted a relationship. Affection and sex sounds good but people are evil. They only pretend to like me when they want me to do something. They never cared about me. Not to mention touching someone sounds shady as fuck. What if she doesn't like it? Why would I like it? Why would I ever do that?
Relationships are pretty bad too. Eventually he or she gets bored and leaves. Not worth the effort if it doesn't last forever. Even if it does, you will die anyway.
>>27995330
>>27995351
You guys are good examples of where your issue is having zero self-esteem and you are not even looking to lose wizardhood.
>>27995286
Become a translator abroad, or work for the government. It will show you new cultures and might awaken something in you.
I'm 39. Not kissless but I am a virgin.
I got my first and only kiss when I was 25 and the girl was insanely drunk. It was absolutely disgusting and I hated it.
>being a wizard
>good
God this meme has gone too far.
>>27995468
>being a wizard
>good
Nobody is saying its good.
>>27995351
very close to my experience. turned 30 last month. I'm almost positive I'm going to finally just off myself this year. Literally can't think of a single reason to keep doing this shit.
>>27995450
Translators have shit pay and huge competition. I tried applying for written translation between the pair I know the best, didn't even get past the first form, with the huge number of applicants you have to score perfect 100% to even be considered. And shit pay, did I mention it?
Why govt work? Isn't it boring and soul crushing, even if stable? I currently run my own company, and rather like it vs wagecucking.
Any estimates on the number of wizards in a random population sample? Seems like it'd be around 2-5% of males, but maybe a lot more.
>>27994430
>watching Game of Thrones with your mom
...hmm. aren't the, um, porn scenes awkward?
I wonder how many men who are 25+ khvs have fucked up relationships with their mothers. I'm just starting to realize what a completely evil cunt my mom is, and how much of the self-loathing that has crippled my life, that I've always assumed I arrived at naturally, may have actually been implanted in me by her.
As I get older (30 now), I'm starting to come to the realization that the biggest reason I've never pursued women is because I was afraid they'd be like her. I wonder if this is common.
>>27995524
>...hmm. aren't the, um, porn scenes awkward?
Not really. The TA on Game of Thrones don't usually last very long.
My mother isn't evil, I don't think, but she's made some bad decisions. Those decisions might have played at least some role in how I turned out. I fear she is repeating them with my little brother (we are 22 yrs apart).
Part my distancing from her is the same as my distancing from everyone else; I'm just retreating further and further into myself. I used to have many internet friends and be part of forum communities, but none of that is really true anymore. I text my real life friend once a week and other people I know exclusively on the internet about once a month, if even that.
I just have less and less reason to interact with people at all beyond what is necessary for work. I don't even post that much because I don't watch TV (besides a few shows) and I don't even play many games anymore; just a select few.
Even those I play in my own way.
So unless some girl wants to talk about X-COM (original) or games of Crusader Kings 2 or Sim City 2000 or rolelpaying in Skyrim... we've got little to go on.
I do read a lot, but nobody seems to read anymore and even if they do they don't read the same books I do.
The biggest reason I've never pursued women, outside of it being very difficult for me to connect and feel comfortable with people in general, is that I've always hated myself deep down. Several females over the course of my life and indicated obvious interest in me, but I've always known that if they got to know me the mystery would be dispelled and they'd realize I am a very boring person.
Good to hear that there are some true robots and wizards left.
Normies are lesser creatures, they must be purged from /r9k/.
>>27996000
You are a lesser creature, fat bitter virgin neet.
>>27996010
Rolled trips tho, show some respect bro
>>27996000
trips speak the truth, we need to find a way to purify this place from the normies. but is it really possible without mods banning them on sight?
>>27996070
We must fight against the normie propaganda and their lies.
These are the lies which normies use to make us stray from the path to enlightement:
- social skills can be learned
- just be yourself
- get a job
- go to the gym
- be more social
- you shouldn't play that much video games
- you should do something than watch anime all day every day
- aren't you a bit too old for vidya/anime?
All normies are mindless degenerates, they have no opinions on their own.
Robots on the other hand are supreme creatures, as we devour information from the internet - thus leveling our intellect in to astronomical levels.
>>27996000
trips
I created this thread as a containment thread for you people.
how did i do?
>>27996070
Why would mods ban normies? There is no rule for that.
Worst part of being wiz is that I still can't make friends. I try, but it just doesn't work out.
It's like the most alone you are, the more fucked you are as you get older and older.
>>27996377
A vicious cycle. You're bitter because you have no friends. And you have no friends because you're bitter.
>>27992313
>All I can do to you that you haven't already is laugh at you.
Shame on you I laugh at myself everyday looking at the mirror
>>27992106
33 here, same as you.
Fuck this world
