/r9k/ how do I activate easy mode in life? If life has any cheat codes plz share.
>>27991853
Steps for easy mode:
>become woman
>SJWs will protect you from anything anybody says
>make a kickstarter for something stupid
>make it and charge a fuckton
>profit
Or, alternatively:
>plastic surgery
>dick transplant
pick your poison m8erino
>>27991853
>kill yourself
>hope reincarnation exists
>roll again
>~70% chance you roll female or Chad
>Become god
>rewrite the physics of our universe
>ezpz mode achieved.
>>27991853
>Go to store
>Buy medicine
>Explore mind
>>27991853
Go in the bathroom and press square, up, down, circle, triangle, select. And there, youve just activated god mode.
Cheat code:HARDWORK
>>27991853
OK, first of all answer a couple of questions:
are you white?
do you live in the first world?
If the answer to both questions is yes, then you are already living on easy mode.
>>27991853
Have you tried the konami code yet? If you can go into a gas station and come out with anything without paying you know it's working.
>>27991853
>kill self
>go to hell
>get horrifically tortured for the rest of time
>time starts over
>ur eventually born again
>u got a dick again
>kill self again
>repeat till u got the get out of jail free cunt
You can only activate cheats in NG+
>>27992629
Leddit please leave
>>27991853
get clonazepam and a job/studies whatever you like more,also leave this board and waste your time on shitty little things that will keep you busy
>>27992879
>implying is not true
>>27992988
Because it isnt. The truth is the beautiful and rich live life in easy mode
>>27992988
it isn't faggot. not everybody lives in country's full to the brim with idiot niggers
>>27992629
whaht takin all day gud hunny
gibsme sum whatey how doe he doe da hoodoo
*forms cargo cult*
>>27991853
>cheat codes
Estrogen and androgen blockers (you can buy them online without a prescription)
>>27992915
I'm prescribed kpins and I can't fucking stay awake on them. Does that chamge after awhile?
>>27993008
>Live at home rent free.
>No job or other responsibilities.
>Parents cook your dinner.
>You spend the day on the internet, watching porn or anime, or stuffing your face with the food your parents bought.
>No bills needed to be paid
>OMG guise,I want off of this ride XD le only le beautiful and rich have it easy xDDD
to activate easy mode all you have to do is be yourself
believe me
>>27991853
Being yourself is the only cheat code there is.
Autismbux + living with mommy + prescription pills
there. you're content until mom dies.
>>27993161
It's somewhat true.
I went fuck-it-mode and if you live in it life will feel like easy mode.
>>27991981
This is actually an incredibly good idea
>>27993118
are you taking over your recommended dosage? kpins should make you a lil drowsy but not like that
>>27992025
>become a god
>have to compete with other gods for human souls
>other gods bully you because no one believes in you
