Is it time for a choice thread?
Here is another one, if you're willing to become a student.
>>27991395
I'd go with death man. He seems scary and doesn't afraid of anything.
You have to roll to do this one.
>>27991357
All three are scary
Eternity is too much
I guess I'd go with the room, seems like paradise is a bit redundant because with the room you could just pick paradise-like places and have the freedom of being mortal while doing so
Here's one for you all you pillheads.
Escapism is fun.
>>27991516
Pink. Ezpz.
>>27991395
Void magic most definitely
Mental magic is a close second
How about some loot?
>>27991516
Black pill
Yup
>>27991575
dagger id say. seems the most useful
>>27991549
Same. Even if you don't care about roasties, imagine the benefits of having powerful people in love with you.
>>27991459
rolling for my points and original comments fuck you
>>27991543
Escape 100%
>>27991459
ok, let's roll
>>27991395
death because I'm edgy
>>27991516
black pill
>>27991516
Grey pill
>>27991395
>Void Magic
Literally tearing holes in time just to fuck the normies up
Choose a new world.
>>27991543
Healer.
>>27991516
Red pill.
>>27991395
Void. Nature's a very close second, though.
>>27991357
Observer.
Rollin' for the others.
>>27991575
SHORTS
SHIRT
MIAMISEXY
(1/2)
g9rerjg
>>27991667
Now let's make that world more interesting.
>>27991704
(2/2)
g9rerjgg
>>27991575
8 for sure. buy some small bars of cheap metal, turn them to gold, and sell them for a shitload. wealth for life, though one should be careful not to do it too often lest gold be devalued
>>27991575
cmon please something good
>>27991459
Roll up niggas
>>27991459
ok then well ill roll you shit
>>27991680
>>27991575
0 so I guess I can pick whatever. Grabbing the dagger.
>>27991459
Chop off both pinkies for an extra 25 (105 total).
100k/yr, gourmet food, regular room = 60 pts.
Hygiene, Thermostat, Cleanliness, TP = 70 pts.
PC, HDTV, Gym = 105 pts.
>>27991704
>>27991725
Leader. I would try to establish peace.
>>27991357
Great Observer is my literal wet dream. plz gib
>>27991667
World of Stars or Land of Steel
>>27991459
roll and this robot is fuckin annoyang
Not sure why this file is a .gif.
>>27991357
Paradise
>>27991395
It's for a war, so Edge Magic.
>>27991459
Roll.
>>27991516
Black.
>>27991543
Road.
>>27991575
Dagger.
>>27991667
Sky + steel. I chose sky.
>>27991575
dagger easy. Blood isn't hard to come by, and 50mL is nothing.
>>27991516
grey. depending on how loose you are with the rules of shapeshifting, it's way more powerful than most of the other stuff there.
>>27991543
fisher king
>>27991357
Doesn't the construct sort of encompass the other options?
>>27991459
Rolland Rollington of house roll
>>27991459
ok then 012o3--0adsodsaodood-da
>>27991868
>>27991459
Toilet paper
Hygiene
Cleanliness
Health
Fast Food
HDTV
Vidya
Regular room
Good PC and Laptop
>>27991459
roll roll i like this one
I'll post what i've got.
>>27991459
rollin bitcghes
>>27991357
Eternal paradise please
ROLL A ROO A DO DA
>>27991459
rolllllan nigga
this comment is fucking original
>>27991704
Space waifu.
>>27991710
Myths unbound + fantasy magnet
>>27991855
Guardian Spirit sounds fun.
>>27991974
Amilia, but just because every other option is shit
>>27991974
I would try for Amila, but it's hard not to harm people in any way.
>>27991459
we /b/ 2.0 now
>>27991357
Great observer.
>>27991395
Probably void, being able to jump back in time, teleport, view the world and into the future seems nice.
Death is a close second, but mainly depending on how bad this imaginary war is. Create scouting golems out of paper, make undead raise more undead, fighter golems, essentially making an army.
>>27991516
Green.
>>27991543
I'd probably take healer.
Healer>Hunter>Road Eternal
>>27991575
Time stop dagger easily.
>>27991704
Abandonment.
>>27991855
Spectre probably, either that or Guardian Spirit.
>tfw get too caught up in this shit every single time it appears
>>27991395
I'll take mental magic.
>>27991395
Void. I'll finally be able to*teleport behind you*
>>27991855
Janitor for sure
>kill bully you hated
>touch landmark structure to make it disappear for fun
>steal identity of rich man and move his money
>steal oneitis's boyfriend's identity
>functionally immortal, when your current identity is old just steal a younger one
>>27991974
xm please
>tfw will never summon Cthulhu
Time to settle down.
>>27992460
Spider qt.
>>27991357
My favorite one....
Also I genuinely love these threads and love you for making one.
I'll dump some.
>>27992460
I have actually had qt southern gf before
>>27991459
Rollin Rollin rolling rawhide!
Haiya! *whip crack*
>>27992460
it seems really obvious
>>27991357
Eternal paradise all day brother
>>27991855
Slayer, easily. As long as you evade the Warrior, make the right friends, and have a good strategy for kill order, you can become completely impervious and avoid all drawbacks. All it takes is a lot of patience and planning.
>>27992556
Road eternal. That IS a cool choice pic yes, kudos
>>27991459
Ayy one candle
>>27991575
Price of gold per ounce is like $1250 right now, you could make an average persons income per year off of turning something 30 pounds into gold.
Teleportation ring would be cool too, eat lunch in Paris and then teleport back home, no more airfare too.
>tfw the Great observer one is actually a plausible explanation for the world in which i currently find myself
wral
>>27991395
>not choosing the monk and becoming the perfect warrior
plebs
>>27991459
rolling for possible lost connections and lost pinkies
>>27991710
walking death+terror+agressive
>>27991459
rollsuru nanoda
>>27991710
A world of myths unbound
unstoppable and walking death because edgy4life
>>27991459
rollingrollingrollingrolling ORIGINAL COMMENT PLEASE JUST ROLL
>>27991357
I'd choose the construct there's zero doubt in my mind. Becoming godlike is worth losing all my emotions for. I just want to be the best and most powerful being and I don't care if I can't enjoy it after the fact.
>>27991459
>o
rolls
>>27991575
rollers orign
>>27991459
Rollus ultima
>>27991459
+25 (+25) to forget familia and friendo
+0 (+25) $10,000/year
-10 (+15) regular room
-1 (+14) toilet paper
-5 (+9) washer and dryer
-5 (+4) music room
-3 (+1) hygenic package
-3 (-2) temp control
-3 (-5) cleanliness
-5 (-10) health clinic
-10 (-20) library
-20 (-40) unlimited sex
-2 (-42) pentium III computer
>>27991459
Rollino memerino
>>27991459
Rokkkkkllll
>>27991459
Rolling for once.
>>27991459
Le rolling xD
orignagilamial
>>27991459
I can't think of an original roll
>>27991357
Great Obsever.
>>27991395
as a martial artist the Monk is the obvious choice for me.
>>27991516
I guess grey pill, but none are all that apealling to me.
>>27991543
This one gets posted too often and I always end up picking the road.
>>27991575
I guess the dagger. Most versatile with very low downside. Just stab some cow to charge it up for a week worth of use.
>>27991667
>>27991710
The Streets
Myths unbound
The Fist of God
The Fantasy Magnet
Would be intensely interesting.
>>27991704
>>27991725
I chose the leader, because I play way too many strategy games.
>>27991855
Guardian spirit
>>27991974
XM
Don't really have to do anything, have no taboos, and still get pretty sweet powers.
>>27992460
Rouge, we would probably get wiped in a rpg party but whatever.
>>27991459
I had better get many points in this.
>>27991516
Red pill.
>having the ability to leak any document without needing a way to record it
>>27991395
Inner magic is all i want
>>27991459
Let's see if I can get a good roll and not be destitute.
>>27991459
roll orig1nal
>>27991459
Making a very original post right now.
>>27991459
rawl
>>27991357
observer
>>27991395
void, inner is a second choice
>>27991516
Black pill
>>27991543
road eternal
>>27991575
boon
>>27991667
stars
>>27991710
Myths unbound, Unstoppable (Max lck)
Companion also Unstoppable (Max wis)
Let's get Dandy
>>27991704
explorer
>>27991855
guardian spirit
>>27991974
paradise, i want my fugg
>>27992460
fox gf pls
>>27991459
Time to spend that dolla.
>>27991667
>>27991710
Blended world of The Country in the sky and The Streets.
A place of floating mountains inhabited by cities, with many islands scattered about that are natural. Both magic and modern day technology hold a very strong place in the land, and it has been used together numerous times to great extent.
Themes- Strange journey
Boons- The Thing Is Important and The Fantasy Magnet.
>>27991459
I wanna be rich
>>27991459
rolladooladoo
>>27991459
roll pls orig
>>27991459
R o l a n d o
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d
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>>27991459
Rollinklnmfknwfioqn
>>27991459
ay lmao? bloxbloxlbosds
>>27991543
Ruler. I want to be the motherfucking Emperor and conquer the galaxy.
>>27991575
Teleporter ring
Daggers seem more useful but not into the blood thing
>>27991667
Country in the sky blended with odd land, something like a 80/20 split
>>27991704
Explorer
>>27991710
The strange journey if I can be guaranteed it'll be lighthearted
Otherwise a world of myths
Fantasy magnet and companion sound nice
>>27991855
Architect or keeper of secrets
That's a tough one
Probably architect. I wouldn't want to be god, really, I'd rather just build a comfy world for myself that I could retreat to.
>>27991459
May i be blessed with dubs on this day
>>27991459
lol ohgdsfcxgt
>>27991974
>thinly veiled alignment chart
kek'd
I'd go with Lux
>>27995206
sgdf
>>27991459
this seems like fun and I am very bored.
>>27991459
Rollf CD sdch
>>27991516
Pink obviously
>go to a meet and greet featuring Anri Okita
>shake hands
>she falls in love with me
>be able to live as a neet for the rest of my life with a hot ex JAV star
>>27991974
XM seems best actually.
No stupid requirements and provides quite useful powers.
>>27991667
>>27991710
>World
A World of Stars
>Theme
Whats around the corner
>Boons
The Gifted One
The Companion > Fortunate Son
I'd create the perfect waifu and travel the galaxy having fun adventures.
A small crew is all we'd need and the 'fortunate son' waifu would mean money is no problem and we'll always be welcomed and have plenty of hookups for adventureif i can keep her happy.
The gifted one for myself should make me anime MC tier gifted with practice.
It would be the funnest, coziest life.
>>27991459
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEETGDDEKJTSWWWRVCHKJRTJIH
>>27991459
roII
original
>>27991459
rolling for whatever I'm rolling for
>>27991459
r-rolling
origerino
>>27991357
finnaly CYOA came to r9k
>>27991459
sort of want to roll
>>27991357
The Construct, easily.
>>27991395
Mental Magic by a mile.
>>27991459
Rollin
>>27991516
Yellow. I'm all about mind reading imo.
>>27991543
The Road Eternal
>>27991575
Teleporter Ring, just use it once a day or something, to be safe.
>>27991667
Blue Expanse. I'd choose all the great navigators of the world to be my crew.
>>27991459
>>27995574
Wooh good roll
10k/year (0)
Huge room (15)
TP (16)
Temp control (19)
Cleanliness (22)
Library (32)
Music Room (37)
Hygenic Package (40)
Washer + Dryer (45)
Can I replace bread with plain rice or something? If so, bread. (46)
Intoxicants, beer (or cough syrup if it'd be allowed, shit it's less expensive than cocaine) (56)
Top of the line comp (71)
And... Uh, shit TV? (73)
>>27991459
Roll me up boss
>>27991357
paradise
fuck robot
>>27991459
Welpfuck this isn't original now is it r9k?
>>27991459
original roll
bloxz
>>27991459
praak
>>27991459
Riling
Clump originally
>>27991357
Eternal paradise
>>27991395
Death magic
>>27995623
>Class
Fat Skeleton
>Attire
Top Hat
>Magical Powers
Breakdancing
Time Travel
>Headquarters
Museum
>Nemesis
Kelly Goldstein
This needs to be made, what a perfect comedy.
>>27991459
rollerino oreganofuckoffshit
>>27991459
rroll
>>27991459
originalpost12345678910
someone post the angel one
>>27991459
Rolly polly origianolly
>>27995623
Ghost skelli
Top hat
Time travel and hypnosis
Underwater ruins
Eric Von Skullkill
>>27995833
I know which ones your talking about, I have all 3 saved. But the files are too big, i cannot post them.
>>27995935
>But the files are too big,
>files are too big
>a problem
newfag desu learn how to fix dat
>>27995982
I am not good with computer. Sorry.
>>27991459
ayo niggas lemme roll wicha
>>27995998
>i'm so dumb i don't know how to google
this viking was over 2 aswell, but i found a way
>>27996023
You know what, fuck you. Now I'm definitely not going to bother.
You negative fuck, hope a pitbull bites your dick off.
>>27991459
I've not seen this choice thing before
>>27991480
Same here. Eternity seems scary.
I wouldn't mind living thousand of years...but past that magnitude existence is something else entirely...
>>27996045
>ahhhhhhh i'm menstruating again! you so negative, robot! because i'm a faggot I hope you suffer!
>>27995935
>I have all 3 saved
wait a sec, did he made the limbo one?
FIND A WAY AND POST IT NOW YOU WORTRTHLESS CUNT DO SOMETHING GOOD ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!!!!
>>27991459
I'm just gonna roll for this
Great Observer.
>>27991357
>>27996110
>>I have all 3 saved
>>27995935
plz post
>>27991459
wfopkspokfwopkeopfkwef original comment iwefpoierpivmerre
>>27991459
ofofogfodeogkrphrkgporeger
>>27991575
rolling please for 1
>>27991459
rollodolo
>>27991459
This roll has neva bin dun befo'
>>27991710
>Hunter
>Sky Island + Jungle
Ultimate monster hunting fantasy hngggg
>>27991704
Would you be able to give sauce on the ship bridge in "explorer"?
>>27991459
hurz
>>27991974
Optus, because money.
>>27991974
>pick Lokt
>build a stronghold at sea off the coast of Africa
>become Big Boss
>>27991357
Enternal paradice
>>27991459
Auto dubs roll out
>>27996110
does anyone have the rest of this cyoa?
>>27991459
rollfeffefefefer
>>27991357
Great Observer sounds amazing, what I wouldn't give for that...
>>27991459
rolly polly
qaewfawerf
finally i can contribute something
>>27991459
roll
>>27991516
black pill
>>27991575
dagger
>>27992460
qt wolf
>>27991357
Why would anybody not choose the great observer?
>>27991459
I'd stay in a basement reguardless of money
>>27991459
Im rollan too
>>27991459
rolling originaly<
>>27997531
3, 6, 8, 9, 10, 13, 14, 17, 29
No need for other people. Just enjoying some solitude with a chance to cook, work out, play video games, and watch TV all day and hang out with my puppy.I'll be taking the knot as soon as he's big enough.
>>27997608
Because not keeping your memories when you start a new life=not being yourself, dying in a way.
>>27997531
Fits well with the board. Well picked.
>Full Kitchen
>Skylight
>Balcony
>Garden with greenhouse
>Workout room
>Medical care
>Library and study
>Extra-large fish-tank
>Puppy
My physical health will probably be better than it is now. But of couse I'll go crazy with solitude and possibly kill myself before my time is up.
Hrm. I made terrible choices.
>>27991459
ROLOLOLOLO
ASDAJSDJOHZIUQW
>>27991459
well let's try it
Make your choice, /r9k/. What will the faggy wizard bestow upon you today?
>you will never visit any of these awesome and diverse worlds of adventure and intrigue
>you will never go on an epic adventure
>you will never have a qt monster girl gf, or build a worldwide harem from scratch
why does earth suck so much
>>27997531
40points
>Asexual asian waifu
>Dumb fuckslut
>Jacuzzi and hygiene products
>Unlimited Drugs
10y long party go
>>27997990
At least you have your imagination and countless art pieces and stories.
>>27998006
my imagination is too weak, only hope is mastering lucid dreaming
>>27991459
>+25 points to be completely forgotten
I would've done this for no points, or paid points, but I GET points? Fuck yeah!
>>27991459
rolllllllllllllllllllling desu senpai
>>27997952
Hedon is the only good choice
True love isn't worth being a cuck for a year
No gf and tendies are the same as now
>>27992460
southern...
Especially if her father is a gunsmith
>mfw yurocuck putting the /k/ back in /r9k/
>>27991459
Rollerinoreganoo
>>27991459
very original roll comment
>>27997952
Tendies... I don't want much more actually
>>27991459
RallanRillonRollin
>>27991516
pink
10 uses? I'd be happy if I could get one person to love me
>>27991459
>>27991459
73 Points
Regular room - 63 points
Gym- 53 points
Gourmet food - 33 points
Hygenic package - 30 points
Temp control - 27 points
Computer - 12 points
Dude weed lmao - 2 points
>>27998351
And toilet paper - 1 point
>>27991575
The knife.
Just order gallons of pigs blood from the nearby slaughterhouse
>>27991459
Rolling family tbqh lads
>>27991459
Fole
>>27991516
Pink, no question
>go to a meet and greet with the celeb of my choice
>shake her hand
>she falls in love with me
>live comfortably and collect my medal for punching above my weight class more than anyone else in the world
>>27991459
Extremely original rolling comment that bypasses robot
>>27998427
Then keep doing that with 9 other celebrities until everyone assumes you're the best lover/partner in the world.
>>27991459
let's do this memer
>>27991543
Healer sounds perfect, I don't see any downside other than potentially being imprisoned/dissected so the DoD can figure out what makes my magic healing powers work
>>27998483
>being imprisoned/dissected
That's a big downside though. How would you avoid it?
>>27991575
With the Alchemist's Boon, won't you have trouble explaining where all this gold is coming from?
>>27996082
>Pic
Why am I not surprised
>>27991459
gimme a fucking moeny you original shitlord
>>27991459I love these /tg/-like threads so much
>>27991357
Ayy, hit me wit dat "Great Observer" with the "Eternal Paradise" on the side desu.
>>27991459
Rolling
Originalo commenticia
>>27997952
True love even if only for the ticket to another dimension
Fuck, that sounds awesome
Also
>her
I doubt it but I guess I can't rule it out
I can take a year of orbiting, I don't give a shit
>>27991459
rolllingng
>>27991357
(1/4)
gsdfsjjja
>>27998962
(2/4)
jgjsjfd
>>27998973
(3/4)
djasdf
>>27998984
(4/4)
jjgjgjh
>>27991395
Void obviously
>>27991516
Pinkzz
>>27991575
Number 3zz
>>27991855
Le tech
>>27997531
Microwave with microwavable meals
Mayo Clinic medical care
Hipster Paul
Desktop computer
Internet access
Hygiene products and a Jacuzzi bathtub
I assume I need to choose either the TV, desktop computer, or phone to have Internet access so that I actually have a device to access the Internet with, right?
Also, I'm assuming I can drown Paul in the Jacuzzi if I get sick of his shit. I do want someone to talk to and don't wanna get stuck with a roastie. Oh, and I assume the Mayo Clinic doctor will also treat Paul if he gets sick so I don't end up having to take care of him.
>>27998962
>Endbringer (700 feet tall)
>World Breaker
>Kaleidoscope
>Alexandria
>Inspired Inventor
>Legend
>Psychokinetic
>Eidolon
>Power Manipulation
>Shaper
>Emperor of Man
>Blank
>Shattered Limiter
>Invictus
>Additional core
>The Cycle Begins Anew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrlymHW0qU8
>>27997952
I'll take the unlimited tendies, as the rest sound awful. Anyway, having that kind of permanent food security would allow my lazy ass to work even less, and I do love tendies.
>>27997995
What do you plan to eat?
>inb4 pussy
>>27999743
My answer is....
Brace yourself....
...Pussayyyy
Actually yeah I overlooked that. I'm gonna starve to death. But at least I'll get some
...wait for it
...what am I gonna say???Pussayyyyyyyy.
>>27991357
Great Observer
>>27991395
Death Magic
>>27991459
Rolling ORIGINAL ORIGINAL ORIGINAL
>>27991516
Yellow Pill. If someone is legitimiately interested in me, I will approach them with 100% chance of getting them. I'm a 7/10 khsv robot, this one is too easy.
>>27991543
Dominion.
>>27991575
T-shirt
>>27991667
>>27991710
The Blue Expanse + The Land of Steel (with Land of Steel gift)
Agressive theme. The Leader + The Companion. Companion gets Fortunate Son.
>>27997370
Why are you talking about big boss? That's just a picture of a brick wall.
>>27997531
Using 40 Points:
Puppy
Greenhouse
Skylight
Kitchen
Aquarium
Gameboy
Hygeine
Phone (Given that I can access the internet on that one day using data, whereas I would have full access with the 16-point option)
Radio
Library
Art Supplies
Typewriter
I'd stay forever if you kept giving me fish and a new puppy when the previous passes away.
>>27991459
rolloololio
>>27991459
Well fuck, how hard can it be to be original.
>>27991459
original post biatch
>>27991459
original post 75755723749832748127
>>27991459
Fuggg XDDDDDD DUDE WEED LMAO
johhaidiiii
>>27991459
rolling desu desu and so on etc.
>>27991459
rolliin
>>27991459
Rolling for the trips
>>27999990
>>27991459
115 points
>regular room - 10
>shit room extension - 1
Need more space in this place. 1 point wasn't too much for me.
>console - 5
>old pc - 2
>gym - 10
>fast food - 10
>bread + water - 1
not great for internet but can look up the /fit/ guide and start working out. gaming-wise? ill just be a console shill. food-wise? ill eat the fast food but drink the water instead of a soft drink. still unhealthy but better in the long term
>toilet paper - 1
>temp - 3
>health clinic - 5
>hdtv - 10
>unlimited sex - 20
Self explanatory
>100K a year - 30
>hygeine - 3
>cleanliness - 3
Need to look good after I come out all successful
114 points used.
>mfw i could of rolled a sexts and achieved x10000 salary. 10 million salary at the least i would of gotten and the whole thing would be bought the music room, gourmet food + huge room to finish up the house.
>>27991855
this one was a very interesting read, thank you for posting it OP
the slayer without a doubt, it would give my life purpose
>my life would be dedicated to stealing other powers from people
>there is also an end in which I challange the warrior
>I can take the apprentices form which would become a major achievement
I read through all of them, best choice picture I've read in a very long time
>>27991459
00 gethokuspokusoriginales
>>27991459
girI
Original spelunky le dank memes
Waifus are cool
>>27991459
Coolio familia, rollin
>>28000767
mystery boxes
>>27991575
Is this a roll?
>>27991459
Ascended NEET here I come
>>27991459
i will just bee myself
i am a winner
99 is just so easy
>>27991459
Rolling. This is an optional comment, please no ban mods
>>27991459
so two fingers is worth the same as all your beloved`s memorys?
And why do i have to choose gourmet food if i don't want to ruin my body by lacking nutrition for 10 years?
>>27992460
Cat gf is only option
>>27997952
Tendies
Enjoy another wizard one.
>>27991357
Construct any. fucking. day.
we prometheus now
>>27991357
Eternal Paradise as an Great Observe of an infinite number of Constructs. This is the only valid answer.
>>27991459
roll fuk u robot
>>27991459
ROLL FOR TRIPS
pls respond
>>28001125
>Mirror walk
I can finally become this guy
>>27997952
True love, because the ticket to another plane of existence. And a year of orbiting isn't that long anyway.
>>27991459
rawlin!dadsada
>>27991459
original roll move
>>27991516
Pink.
That way someone will finally love me.
>>27991459
Rolling
Original to the max
>>27991357
>you're not a god, but you can shape a new universe and erect galaxies with a mere thought
Uh...
>>27991575
Teleport ring definitely.
>>28001125
Bearly Human
Heavy Metal
Let's fucking do this.
>>27991459
Roll out ayylmaobots
>>28001611
>you are not GOD, but godlike
