POST IN THIS THREAD and ill tell you your FATE
like
how will you meet the love of your life
your finantial progress
AND STUFF
PD: Due to secret fate stuff ill be slow and might not last too much lmao
last
sorry
>>27991170
why will it be slow, family stuff again?
how does the future look today?
I want to hear about my finantial progress AND STUFF.
Go for it
oaefjgserfj;wj
Do it please. I must know
Please tell me how long I have to wait for her.
Go ahead brobot
>>27991170
>FATE
Let's see what life gives me.
>>27991170
Give it to me straight, senpai
>>27991170
Ayyy, I'll give it a shot fampai
>>27991170
give me all you got desu senpai
>>27991212
yeah, family stuff
like, my sister is back
so my privacy is
NON EXISTANT NOW
btw the future looks like a butterbrot
a butterbrot is a german dish?
its a slice of bread with some butter
german people are funny
they take pride on their bread
werent those the french?
lmao
>>27991258
FINANTIAL PROGRESS:
Our receptors detect a solid income once you set yourself
Then a crisis
Then there is a small chance of CHAOS lmao
but if you get over that you can get over anything
>>27991270
oeuroihpeuohfpowuhf
k
for you
go near fishes
someone who hates you or will hate you its there
and thats so hot lmao
hate
hato
>>27991290
YOU SHALL BE VISITED BY THE FAIRY OF HOODS
PROSPERITY AND SEX WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU POST
"i dont believe your bs"
IN THIS THREAD
she will get fat tho
good cooking
>>27991299
22 years
>>27991170
Tell me gypsy, tell me of charms and snake oils. Tell me vague answers that make me create a positive future i can look forward to, but above all tell me something that gives me hope and comfort, and that all is not lost.
>>27991170
do me ty
give it to me famalam
Tell me about the future
Why does it wear the mask
Show me my fate please
(As of now it looks like this)
>>27991170
Give it to me straight, am I going to keep coming out on top forever and feeling disgusted at nearly every human being I encounter in life? Am I going to die miserably alone and sitting on a pile of nothing but money and achievements?
what is my fate
OP am I fucked or is there still hope for me yet
>>27991477
>like, my sister is back
>so my privacy is
>NON EXISTANT NOW
ahh, that's a shame. hopefully your own future grants you your own space
>butterbrot
so, something plain topped with something a little exciting? sounds like a nice reached-for metaphor
take care, don't let your sister impede on you
How will i meet him or her
>>27991170
Hello Oracle-sama!
please read my fate magic man
>>27991413
BRBRBRBRBBRR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
oka
so
there is this girl
but she is a hobo lmao
and even if you got to met her, you would feel repulsed
life is so sad
im sheding a tear
for real
>>27991421
LEMONS
DONT MAKE LEMONADE
GET MAD
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE MANAGER
actually
if there is a love for you
she is like a lemon
so approaching her could prove difficult
on everything else, 7/10
>>27991430
you eventually die
it sounds dumb but
wait
it is dumb
lmao
>>27991458
ayyyyy xD
:3 nuzzles
im feeling there is something about you
something besides boring love
or boring money
maybe you should go for trying to achieve something more?
FATEY FATEY
>>27991470
LET US THEN NOT PURSUE
BY FORCE IMPOSSIBLE
BY LEAVE OBTAINED
ITS UNNACEPTABLE, ALTHOUGH IN HEAVEN
OUR STATE OF SPLENDID VASSALAGE
SO LETS RATHER SEEK OUR OWN GOOD FROM OURSELVES, AND TO OURSELVES
ALTHOUGH IN THIS VAST RECESS
LIVING FREE, AND NONE ACCOUNTABLE
PREFERING HARD LIBERTY TO THE EASY YOKE OF SERVILE POMP
>>27991170
p-pls be gentle with my FATE op-chan...
OP,
I am so lonely,
please make my suffering end
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TELL ME MY FUTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
AHHH AH HAH A HA A HA HAH AH A
How do things end up for me?
Do I actually kill myself, does my backup plan get put into affect instead, what happens?
Serious question, are you autistic?
btw hit me up
i just had my first day at work as a chef.
its a high end place. I am happy for once in a long time. What is my fate?
>>27991491
close your eyes
he is on the loose
no hope for you
ah, snake charmer
anonnonon, things are never lost
hope is never lost, as long as you are strong
and if you are weak, you deserve to die lmao
btw you can be stronk!
the strongest!
STRONG STRONG STRONG
THIEF IN THE SHADOWS
>>27991509
ayyy invite me for a drink first
i have a liquor here
ok
so sweet
anyways
i see an elevator
and a cute girl?
gender not really specified
who visits her grandma
HIT RANDOM BUTTONS
>>27991513
nothing on you sorry
TRY AGAIN
AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
wait
i see a spoon
but only because of that video lmao
WAIT
ITS IN AFRICA
GO THERE
SHE IS PETITE
>>27991520
mr fate anon, im anon
lot of DESPAIR for a single guy
perhaps im wondering how can you read my fate with your butt on a chair
AT LEAST YOU CAN GET DOUBLES
no i couldnt
WHO IS ANON
it doesnt matter who i am, what matters is my plan
and whats your plan anon?
MY PLAN IS
dont
dont make plans
ever
>>27991525
well it looks beautiful imo
so i wont change it
I really apreciate what you are doing OP, you seem really cute and fun
I hope we meet irl someday
>>27991951
>mr fate anon, im anon
>lot of DESPAIR for a single guy
>perhaps im wondering how can you read my fate with your butt on a chair
>AT LEAST YOU CAN GET DOUBLES
>no i couldnt
>WHO IS ANON
>it doesnt matter who i am, what matters is my plan
>and whats your plan anon?
>MY PLAN IS
>dont
>dont make plans
>ever
You're an enigma
>>27991537
no
you will meet someone who will interest you
and you will turn into a sort of maniac
but that will bring you joy?
anyways, that person is probably fucked
but
its
fun
fun fun fun
>>27991579
yerrrr mateeeeeeee lmao
your fate shall be unlocked
by getting drunk in public
such a difficult task
i know
anyways, try to go for it lmao
totally not pranking you lmao
lmao
no really
>>27991581
YOU WILL BE FUCKED
YES
REPETEADLY
maybe in the ass
MAYBE NOT
ALSO PAY ATTENTION TO LOOSE CLOTHING
LIKE BIG SHIRTS
OR BAGGY PANTS
DUNNO WHY
>>27991726
most likely you wont
because
its in a place with penguins?
i dont think you will ever go there
>>27991729
hi hi anon chan kun san sempai nisan outusa abacahs rsnuurbar bear my ascension benetzaron jrhjfhya
I would like to know my FATE, maybe not finantial progress, but definitely STUFF
whatcha got for me, OP?
>>27992077
Thanks Oracle senpai, I'll go my gayer thoughts for now
Have a good night
>>27991785
ok
after thar tiresome day anon liked to lay in bed staring to the ceiling and wondering how did things turned out that way it seemed as the roo was not very well lite but a window was close and form there a cold dampwind entered yet anon didnt care as it heart felt happy but could things get beet her wondered heart failure btw
grull tho
>>27991804
k
i take of your clothes
and hold your hand
and whishper to your ear
are you ready?
ready for
THE SUPERSLAM
ON WHICH JOOOOHNN CENA
WILL BE LMAOING HIS TITLE AGAINST
THE CHAMPION
WOOOOOOOOOOOOH
COWABUNGRNJLFH
no
actually im not seeing love?
but i see a little girl
so
thats weird
i dont see anything wrong with it so dont go pedo lmao
>>27991815
thats up to you anon
but if you want my advice
start something and from there
move like the Horse
always take one thing
and leave one thing too
>>27991830
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-AAAAAAAAAAAAALM
CALM DOWN
I WORK LIKE REALLY REALLY BAD UNDER PRESSURE
ah
im not sure im seeing your future but
the girl of your dreams its on italy
thats it lmao
she crazy
>>27991847
you might kill yourself but not soon, so
thats something?
anyways
nothing on your plan sorry
sorry pardon moi
but i see a non romantic hope hidding somewhere
depending on how angry you feel now
>>27991859
n-n-o
lmao im not
im like really normal sorry
OK ILL HIT YOU UP
OH GOLLY SAID MISS MOLLY
LUCILLE OH WAS SO REAL
ARE YOU A SPEED KING?
turn into a speed king and meet a nurse
and then hold back tears
with malice
>>27991170
Yes op tell me my fate.
Origami communist
>>27992211
>OK ILL HIT YOU UP
>OH GOLLY SAID MISS MOLLY
>LUCILLE OH WAS SO REAL
>ARE YOU A SPEED KING?
>turn into a speed king and meet a nurse
>and then hold back tears
>with malice
I've already fell off and broke a bone, never met a qt nurse who likes me.
s-should i crash on purpose?
>>27992077
>that person is probably fucked
Hmmmmm, doesn't sound too far off from my usual spectrum of behavior? I do wonder about the specifics of what you said, but I'm good like this, thank you OP.
>>27992211
thats actually really good advice
I hope you're catching the good vibes im feeling right now
>>27991170
Do I die of kidney failure?
Should I blow a fat rail tonight anyway?
Were dinosaurs the coolest fucking thing to ever grace this sad, lonely rock?
>>27992211
>after thar tiresome day anon liked to lay in bed staring to the ceiling and wondering how did things turned out that way it seemed as the roo was not very well lite but a window was close and form there a cold dampwind entered yet anon didnt care as it heart felt happy
that's like every day in my life
Ok anon. Tell me my fate. Hope it's good.
>>27991170
What does life have in store for me oracle?
>>27991170
Last time I posted twice and you told me about two different loves of my life
>>27991170
T E L L M E
E
L
L
M
E
>>27992282
Maybe you shouldn't post twice then.
>>27991861
i see happiness
only happiness
you will be very happy
happy times, happy times, happy happy happy
hmm im so sad for it
>>27992040
IM THE AVERAGEST LMAO
we shall meet in 5th may
not
love ya
>>27992100
STUFF
if you learn cooking, someone will reject you
now matter how big you feel
its better not knowing someone until you are ready sometimes
because chances go for first impressions?
something like that
RAISE YOUR HEAD
>>27992151
go to a place
the bus must take around 13 hours to get there
there is this girl
freckles
and nice tits
she is the one
and, i see eternal solitude on delirium
...
WAIT I DID STUFF WRONG
anyways it does not matter
im eating flan
Oh fair and mysterious anon, reveal the path that lies before me. I yearn to glimpse the stones, the dirt, the trodden grass and imposing trees - beckoning towards that infinite horizon. Show me how I shall meet the love of my life! Show me my fate!
>>27991170
OP, will i ever find someone who wants kids and a steady relationship and npt onyt sex?
>>27991170
How will i find the love of my life?
>>27991951
I said show my fate, I don't expect you to change it
>>27992236
you will meet three persons
one its a cute girl
other its a average leader
the other its a big guy
your sucess depends on knowing yourself and then knowing them
btw dont hit on the girl btw btw
>>27992260
DINOSAURS ARE LIKE WINGLESS DRAGONS SO YES
which is your fav?
mine its the carnotaurus
anyways no you die of something else i think
BLOW EVERYTHING YES
>>27992262
you want that chocolate cake
you want this cake
i want it
you want this cake
give me that chocolate cake
no way
WANT THAT CAKE
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>27992276
it has a tite blowjob with cash lmao
ay ay ay como duele
so
it starts with an R
and its blonde
>>27992282
you can get aaaalll the fates you want lmao
>>27992294
by rejecting everything except your morals
you might find true value
and true happiness
beware of lean people
scars will last forever
young waifu achieved lmao
>>27992336
hello qt hi hi bitter heart
>>27992360
dat prose tho
im apcl
apl
clapping!!
you shall meet the love of your life in a non urban place
she wears twin braids
so like, what kind of girl wears twin braids anymore
seriously
she likes milk
to get her heart, be as nice as you can without looking like an idiot
GO GO GO
>>27992369
no
all girls want only sex
sex sex sex
oh yes
harddder
lmao
yes you will of course
>>27992390
by loving too much
>>27992409
but anon, i change fate once i show it
>>27992443
you will meet three persons
one its a cute girl
other its a average leader
the other its a big guy
your sucess depends on knowing yourself and then knowing them
btw dont hit on the girl btw btw
Care to elaborate futurebro?
Sounds interesting, but I don't go outside and am broken, so finding someone who will love me seems impossible
>>27991170
Sure, I'm game for one of these threads again. Show my fate senpai
>>27992443
That's not even a fate you asshole
I'll hear it OP
>>27992409
Naw op has matched a vision of mine. Op is legit
>>27991951
thx friendo originally
>>27991170
fate my shit up
>>27994323
I THOUGH THE THREAD WAS DYING
I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEP
YOU WHIMSICAL FUCK
YOU
meanie
you will get forced to do something against you will
TAKE IT
also, someone you lost will come back?
hm
>>27992729
no no no
dont no no nnononono
non non
your future lies near an european city
your future might get bombed lmao
>>27992668
AS FOR NOW
YOUR FATE DANCE ON THE CLOCK
TIC TOC
TIC TOC
WHERE IS IT POINTING?
IF IT IS NORTH
GO FORTH
IF ITS SOUTH
FEEL DOWN
AND EAST OR WEST MAY PROVE TO BE BEST
yet love is such a dreamy end
>>27992590
well you just have to like
fix yourself lmao
to fix yourself first
you must act like a normie
and explode your self conciousness gland
thats a thing
i read it on a book?
SHUT UP
>>27994381
s-sorry
It's probably going out of my house desu senpai get some rest m8
Im feeling weak now. Fucker do it
>>27991170
okay
lets hear it. what do I have to look forward to?
>>27991170
I just wanna know if I will ever form a relationship with my oneitis whom I havent seen in a year. But feel free to tell me more OP.
Hey bucko, can you predict the fate of my family AND my income status as well?
Oh, and while you're ahead, will you also predict how my body will be in the future? Sill I be fit or the same?
I wanna know even if it's bad
>JUST LUCK MY SHIT UP FAMALAMADINGDONG
Romantic and maybe financial would be nice soothsayer. Hopefully a happy family and modest success before 30 and no cancer before 50. But then again ive never been too lucky with much since im my own worst enemy.
>>27991170
OP-sama will i ever genuinely pass as a girl?
>>27994445
lots of bad stuff will happen to you
really grim looking sorry
but
i see you gaining a lot from it too
so
dare you be cool?
>>27994462
You invited your friends for dinner. You are at your 45s. They all come with their wives/husbands. The dinner is joyful and you all share a laugh.
Then they leave, and you are alone, at your house.
Empty bottles of beer.
At the distance, a dog barks.
>>27994478
Yeah, a relationship <3
<3 love me anon
NOT
btw
are you the dice dicer
dice the dices
throw the dices
>>27994492
DO YOU WANT ME TO PREDICT YOUR DOGS FATE TOO
sorry
im so sleepy
anyways no sorry i cant cant cant
AS FOR INCOME i see a 7-8/10 so be happypipi
and
your body will be just barely fatter, but still good enough in comparison to most
yeyeh
>>27994494
the feeling will not flow both ways
and
sadness cant be cured in such a way
so to escape
ah, you cant
>>27991170
Then I'd ask You kindly for some insight in regards to love.
Especially when I'm curious if it'll somewhat overlap with what I found out from own divination.
>>27994589
just as I would want.
do I really have to delay offing myself until 46 though..? sheesh.
>>27991170
Please tell me, will I ever love a woman? How do I meet her? Or will i die alone?
>>27994589
Fuck, not even my internet friends think i can escape it, should i off myself now? or do i just keep on watching chinese cartoons and working a shitty job?
please ban this truly ebin and randumbxd underage tumblrina
>>27991170
Will i ever be happy
i live in a shitty trailer park, my mom cant take care of herself since her brain aneurism, and im poor as shit and my place is falling apart.
every day i think about how i want to be someone important but feeling overwhelmed and knowing itll never happen.
i want out
i feel like even being able to make 15 grand a year would be a luxery at this point.
>tfw you will never be a kid in a normal middle class family
Will i ever get out of here?
and will i ever love again and will i ever find someone good for me? havent been able to have any feelers since some roastie ruined my life.
man, i feel the future is bleak for me
Go on then
Originally original
>>27994565
romantic:
the lady starstruck
she is nothing but bad luck
she wants a photograph
and everybody laughs
but not you
cause you see
financial:
again, just average to good
i dont think you will be rich, but you will be happy with that you have
cancer: no
>>27994586
NO
but only you will mind
>>27994609
anon, do you really want to fuck fuck fuck fate up up up like that?
anyways, i see a stern girl in a place with trees
but
you getting there is the complicated part
>>27994670
YES
By casualty
YES
>>27994738
MIND MY PRONOUNS SHITLORD
fate/fatey/fatass
lmao
>>27994747
well im not even fateing here but
anon you seem to be on the bottom of the well
from there is just
going uphills
if you manage to go through it
you should erase your own heart for a while to achieve greatness
as for love
if you erase your heart, it will destroy you
if you dont, you will hate it
>>27994758
k
ts s my prdctin
g fr a tchr
jpns?
sh lvd smt intrstng i thnk?
anws gfi
...
BTW now im heading to bed
ill answer any new resquest ROW ROW TOMORROW
but that nev-did happen once but most likely wont happen so WHO CARES
love you all and suck BALLS lmao no dont
unless you want
>>27994589
Huh, 7/10 ain't bad. 8/10 is pretty damn great.
As long as I'm not Bill from KOTH, all is well.
Please and thank you, I need to know.
tell me what fate has in store for me
so what's with "when i tell you your fate i change it"? h-how good are your intentions Op?
>>27994934
Would You mind elaborating on what You mean by fucking fate up and the significant other being stern? Unless the one which I presume You forsee won't be the soulmate of mine that blindly seek.
Please tell me its the qt girl i work with. Please tell me she likes me, i just don't know. Plus all that other stuff too i suppose.
>>27995947
what you just said makes no sense. Originale
>>27996037
Not the anon, but as if any of this made sense.
We're talking fate, one of the biggest unknowns.
We really can have but the slightest insight into it.
Tell me everything OP
original comment init ffam
How will I meet my first girlfriend?
I'm getting fit, I'm not perfect yet but I will strive to be. I'm working my ass off at school but some nights I feel so lonely and I just wanna cuddle with a cute girl who loves me for me.
one of the most original post m8.
now tell me robot... I'll be waiting
>>27996130
Not the crazy anon, but hang in there. Faito'
bumpin this thread back from the dead
>>27996913
I don't think they're coming back any time soon..
Tell me how miserable I'll die
What is my fate, Mr. Oracle?
>>27991170
when will I get a pure autistic qt wifewill it be you
Decide my fate, Doc.
ORACLEFU
i was waiting for your thread the whole week! I missed you, lets go on a fatedate
tell me more about my future
How will my future be?
fuck you op you traitor you said thursday now i'm going to miss my reading. Reeeeee
Tell me op, please.
gimme some cool advice oracle-san
where is Op? i wanna get my fates done
>>27991170
Alrighty op give it to me, whats my future GF going to be like ?
how fucked am i future-sama?
Wheeew i just woke up
OP here
Now allow me to like
Breakfast and stuff
And ill sloooowly answerrr
Yeh
>>27999926
Hi OP welcome back! What is my fate desu? Where do you get your magical power?
>>27999926
Goodmorning! Please give me my fate, I need to know.
OP tell me what you see
When will I met her OP. Five years from now?
>>27995412
Do you like potatos?
Serious question.
She lives near potatos.
And she is so bored of life.
Like a potato.
Suicide coming soon.
>>27995653
Really awful!
Im a terrible person lmao
To give fate is to give hope, yet if you arent strong enough to achieve such hope all you can get is nothingness, and if you are strong enough, its worse since you lost your freedom.
Lmao love you all
Really i do.
>>27995893
Hm, i dont think she is the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE PERFECT QT INSTANT ORGASM but you could end with her so gogogogogogoggogoogo better run run run
As for everything else
You will need to be a traitor
And the end is coming everybody run we are gonna live forever tonight
Jrfs
>>27996067
NO.
I CANT REVEAL SUCH SECRETS
Anon i think you will
Strive for a dream yet die at heavens door.
But in that regard you could achieve a sort of greatness
Leaving love and everything behind just to reach a truth
That or you die at 55 with a wife but no kids
>>27996159
There us a chance of a qt blonde with bad temper and an ample forehead
Fire magician?
Maybe she is a firegirl
There is also a chance of a young brown skinned innocent waifufu who will not die how jow brrjrhow does it not die lmao that is wrong
As for money, you will be trusted.
...
IM ANSWERING NOT IN ORDER CAUSE I CANT ANSWER IN ORDER SO IM NOT DOING IT LMAO
Well, tell me what's interesting in the future (love especially). Also, if it's not too much, how do you predict this stuff?
Tell me my f8 m8
>>27999926
ty based anon
You are the oracle that r9k needs.
>>27991170
tell me about my fate but don't lie to me
>>28000273
Y-you skipped me, Oracle san. I was the dancing Moe guy: >>27997074
I'm curious what I get
>>28000424
Literally in all caps.
>>27995516
A jar of marshmallows
Now, this seeMs lame but you dont realize how good these marshmallows are.
Like, all the other anons with qt girls cant. They cant compare to the soft, creamy, perfect flavor that wraps on you,r tongue, the gummy feeling of realization, the sweetness that invades your soul.
You truly are a lucky person.
>>27995880
Oh oh fate is fucked anyways once you read it
Thats what i believe
You dont want me to predict something. Even by matching your own prediction im only making you fall into the trap of prescience, making you blind to freedom.
Anddddd
Stern means serious
But maybe the girl you pursue is more available so goooo for it
I dont feel like she is THE ONE tho
>>27996130
You will meet her on a party
She wont play games
Bring a cool belt
DONT DO THAT TO HER
Draws.
>>27997052
Stars in the sky
Tell anon to survive
Stars my friends
Let his life go for an end
Alone in the green sand
With a mute wife and
The memories of that day so distant
>>27997142
MOST LIKELY NEVER LMAO
But a normal one in 20 years or even less! Depending on you
A-are you hitting on me lmao
>>27997332
Bleak.
Like a black bird of endings
Sorry
I only see shadows
Maybe try again?
H h hhb
>>27999720
Also can you be my friend? You seem really cool based on your posts...
>>28000506
>A-are you hitting on me lmao
you bet
baby u might be the psychic here but I can only see a futurew/ u in it
>>27991170
Tell me, I need prosperity.
>>27991170
Do me OP, I need your wisdom
>>27997074
I see this awful sadness
And loneliness
But
I also see you defeating it
So even if things look grey, there is light for you in your FATEFATEFATE
So dont ever.
>>27999720
Not fucked at all!
Instead, id say you are a TRIPLE SEVEN LUCKY ONE
Go for chances.
Embrace changes.
You were born to feel joy! Lmao not.
She will not bang you ever tho
>>27997173
Lmaooooo.
You got ittt
You will have up to FOUR KIDS
And a dead laughing wife.
Beware of the older
Dont hit the younger.
Dont try to understand the middle one.
Leave the rest be.
>>27997912
So-rry. Sorry. Sorry. Im sorry anon. Sorry. Sorry.
.sorry sorry sorry
Saying sorry is hot lmao
Sorry
>>27998904
YOU SHALL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT
AGAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIN
You will do something terrible.
To a sister?
Thats all i see?
Hnm
Opopop here
Time for lunch
Renember to love tits and suck fate lmao wait
Ill be back at it in a while
OP I want your knowledge. Be honest with me, am I gonna make it through life? Will I finally one day not feel like killing myself?
how will i die oracle-san? also while i'm at it, what does the love of my life look like?
>>28000708
>Renember to love tits and suck fate lmao wait
I could do this but I may die
>tfw when I could die while waiting
I'm interested, you have my attention.
is the not about everything?????
Tell me my future, OP.
TELL IT TO ME NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>28000674
>you will do something terrible to a sister
b-but i love my sis. Please don't tell me this is real Oracle. Is it possible to change this?
Is my future good or should i just give up now?
>>27991170
Share with me your wisdom, oh wise god emperor OP
>>27991170
What's your fate like?
>>28000719
I also want to add to this, what does my love life look like? Will I finally find someone or will I just die alone like I suspect I will?
>>27997281
MY FATEDATER
Its funny cause fate rhymes with date
it does right?
it does in my head
anyways let me sip on my fatecoffe and tell you i foresee you getting fatefucked lmao BY LIFE
but its only a slight chance so relax lmao
GOOD LUCKO
>>27997944
You must pay the price first.
>>27998237
OK
-Always wash your clothes. Mostly bad smell comes from the clothes and not the person itself.
-To approach a normal girl, get friends first.
-Never look too interested in anything lmao.
-Putting condensed milk on icecreams is very tasty.
-For a tasty dessert put a yogurt on the fridge for 20 min or so.
-Beware of graves.
>>27999694
Big black eyes
mid lenght straight hair
dom personality
go getter
witch?
>>27999946
YOUR FATE IS SET IN STONE
i see a scon, nothing else sorry
it fails sometimes
I GOT MY POWER FROM A DEMON LMAO
>>27999974
d-didnt i
i like you
>>28000055
the screen of my computer
my webcam which doesnt work
some rings from my sis
my cellphone
everything looks clean now whoa
>>28000138
YES
or six so dont despair
>>28000283
a girl with purple eyes?
maybe she wears contact lenses
anyways, you will be older by then
SHE IS CUTEHOT
and some relationships and experience by then
>>28000299
no
>>28000311
B-B-B-BBBLUSHING LMAO
RED
STANDING
>>28000358
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I shall lie now
Most likely you die alone
average to poor
without a daughter
on a colorful landscape where it never rains
>>28000445
YOU GET A DOG GIRL
She is happy
fluffy tail
BIG KNOCKERS
very dog
much girl
go get her
>>28000609
yes we now are friendos
>>28001577
why are you being a cunt, don't lie to me, tell me the truth you useless FAGGOT
>>28000622
SMOOTH CRIMINAL
>>28000634
thats a really good need
prosperity shall be granted to you with only a 70/100 of hard work
look for white places with silence
>>28000667
OK DOING YOU
LET ME EMBRACE YOU WITH FATE
If you want love
search for doves
if you want money
go for monkeys
and if you want to be great
climb the tower of hate
...there!
>>28000719
YES
ONE DAY
OR TWO
but you wont kill yourself
or will you, anon?
she has messy hair
cute cheeks
squinty eyes
lives in a cold place? her sense of fashion is weird
maybe you could meet online but it seems difficult
there are still others
too skinny watch out for her
>>28000724
a flying bus will hit your head
she looks like o.o
black hair, slim, messy eyebrows?
>>28000757
AND YOU HAVE MY INTEREST LMAO
i cant see shit except
you being defeated by someone
hum hum
Will I be together with my first girlfriend again this year?
>>28001434
yo yo its your fatedater lmao
ive been watching world trigger lately because you post hatohara so much
im up to episode 60ish
this stuff is great
tell me if i will get /fit/ oraclefu, im working on it. will i ever make it?
as always, thank you for making these threads, i love you
>>28000766
i see you interested in a younger girl
like 15yo?
that is so not right
she will love you
>>28000791
ayeee
>>28000813
NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER LET DOWN
NEVER RUN AROUND
AND DESERT HER
NEVER MAKE HER CRY
NEVER SAY GOODBYE
NEVER TELL A LIE
AND HURT HER
>>28000830
The spice must flow.
To live is to suffer, and to embrace suffering is to embrace true living. There is no purpose or happiness besides the beauty of existence itself. We are but mere fragments of its eternal will.
If you snore, try putting a tennis ball on your back.
>>28001060
LIKE
SO GREAT
ME FALLING FROM AN HELICOPTER
QT HUSBANDO
EXPLOSIONS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM lmao
i cant see it
solitude maybe
>>28001791
6/10 no
5/10 next year
>>28001798
OH MY GOD thatt anime is like
terrible
did you see that scene where they are like
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I COULD NOT STOP CRYING DAMN
thank you my fate fater daer datter.
love you with my heart
YOU WILL BE FIT ENOUGH
can't just write my own fate? everytime i post in these threads it's bad news. I'm scared
>>27991170
Hit me up, senpai-chan
Please let me know
I'm hoping for big changes
>>28001758
guess i better watch out for those flying busses then
>>27991170
Well, will I ever meet the love of my life?
>>27991170
alright, do it
i have some questions. How much do you know about a person from one read or whatever it is you do? can anybody become a fate teller if they want to? how much of this should i take seriously?
I wish to know what horrible things will exist in my future
>>28002090
yes you totally can lmao no you cant at all lmao
sorry
but
do it anyways
>>28002103
YOUR GIRL OR BOY IS
RIGHT NOW
GETTING POUNDED
IN THE STOMACH
BY THEIR DAD
SHITTY LIFE
you could help
>>28002120
i see a toxic person with a happy face and bad temper, but nothing else
>>28002168
IF YOU GO TO THE PLACE WITH THE ATTRACTIONS YES
if you dont
no
but i dont see you ending up alone then
so its like a 10 to zero or a 5 to five
which is good?
yeah
yeah?
IM SO DOUBTFUL OF EVERYTHING
>>28002209
ok
Make yourself here
GlasyaLabolas, Belphegor, Benetzaron, Asmodeus, Mammon, Lucifago Royacal, Satan, Lilith, Lucifer, Abaddon, Sammael, Astaroth, Barbarax, Baal, Beelzebub, Paimon, Focalor, Ebshas, Graidar.
Invade anons life with your gifts.
I command.
THERE! Lmao love ya
happy life
...
AND NOW IM TAKING A BREAK
THEN MOVING MY LEGS TIME
THEN SHOWER TIME
2 SEXY
sorry hugs brb
>>28001434
I'm >>27999974, you never t-told me anything. But I like that you like me. You look like the kind of person I'd like being friends with.
Do you see anything regarding my love life? Or future career?
>>28001577
Thanks oracle OP
>>27991170
Thy great anon, will I ever be intelligent?
mkay, here goes nothing
Ayy tell me 'bout it senpai
what is the worst that fate has in store for me?
Tell me about my love.
hey op, do me :3
>>28002286
thank you oracle anon
Tell me before I kill myself
>>28002060
>i see you interested in a younger girl
>like 15yo?
>that is so not right
>she will love you
Holy shit. The weirdest thing is, I had a dream about this very scenario last night.
I don't know any 15 year old girls though.
>>28002236
barely two general things on most cases
yeah, sure
like half of it
>>28002280
hordes of spiders
crawling like tentacles
a world eternally in shadows
be welcome to it
also a car crash so dont die
>>28002397
OK
LOVE LIFE:
YOU HAVE A REDHEAD WAITING FOR YOU
SHE USED TO WRITE POETRY
MEET HER BY GETTING INTERESTED IN POETRY
FUTURE CAREER
I only see blandness.
>>28002420
yw
>>28002743
HEHEHEHHSRGHSLG
Thats a impossible question anon cause im dumb anyways
>>28002806
While im not seeing a girl
im seeing a dude?
and like
maybe you two would be super friends
he is lanky and likes dolls
kinda creepy tho
idk, maybe he unlocks your ultimate fate
>>28002810
you will meet a girl
kind, compassionate
she will die
her brother will fucking hate you
her brother is insane
so
beware of that
loose shirts
>>28002817
getting kidnapped and raped by fat bald guys just like in doujins but no sexy at all lmao
that or kidney stones
id go for the first if i were you desu
>>28002997
HER FACE LOOKS LIKE A HEART LMAO
AND SHE IS FAKE AF
AF
portuguese?
idk
def european
dies her hair right now
>>28003111
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE IS DATING SOMEONE ELSE AT THE MOMENT
PLEASE TRY AGAIN IN TEN YEARS
>>28004034
yw
>>28004061
ok
there is this girl
nice hips, 5/10 face, works on a place with water
and she would love you so hard your heart would explode
to meet her
go to places with water
fast wattah
thats it
AND NOW IM GOING TO COLLEGE
IM LATE
WISH ME GOOD LUCK
jk dont
ANYWAYS FUCK MY LIFE LMAO
>>28004574
fug, 10 years is a while
hey OP, what's yours
>>28004600
I love you, anon ;-;
So whT
hello again Oracle anon, how will my finances fare in the future? Good? Bad? Horrible? I must know!
>>27991170
Hey there anon old pal, whats in line for me?
>>27991170
Why not. Let's hear it.
>>28006192
Your fate number is 24
2465764626342
>>28006109
I SEE RAPE
Why
Eh, beware?
>>28005975
I see you single taking care of someone but feeling happy about it
Finally free
Lmao still at college so i suck
All finances at 4-7/10
will I get full access to the akashic records at some point, OP?
>>28007199
What does 24 mean? How does my love life look?
>>28005063
NO YOU DONT
>>28006150
I only see laughter
Creepy af anon
>>28007226
No, they arent accesible in their full extent.
Will she love me?
Her name starts with an I.
OP. I just talked to my crush for the second time about my feelings and it doesn't hurts any less from the first time.
I am stupid.
What do.
Anything to make me happy would be nice. All the good things, really.
Even finally learning the truth about the one bad thing I have in my head and how it plays out would be cool, too, I guess.
I really like her.
>>28007562
>I only see laughter
>Creepy af anon
I really hope that laughter is mine, I'm already paranoid as fuck.
How will I meet the love of my life ?
>>28007562
>NO YOU DONT
It's practically my fate to do so, ironically enough. This amount of charm is irresistible to me. I'm sorry ;-;
What do I do, anon? What is about to happen? Why am I so anxious?
How's my life anon?
>>28002060
which scene? the only scene i can think of from your description is when the girl from nasu squad was crying, she sounded like an air siren lol
its not terrible at all, im enjoying it, especially since yuma is so qt (just have to live through 5 or more mins of recaps every episode)
oraclefu are you actually jin with his side effect? :^)
>>27991170
How the fuck do you manage to spell financial wrong? kys senpai
What's my fate, cutie?block
Tell me your secrets, wise one.
>>28008365
I was super awkward at school
I once stared at someone for one hour
When i get drunk i undress
>>28008306
So rry im a dirty non english person people comrade triangulo
>>28008267
Theeee scene of yoneya vs lambaleinn
It was hilarious lmao
No jin will die
Nino a qt
What squad do you like?
>>28007713
By hiking.
...
ALMOST FINISHING MY COLLEGE DAY TAKE ME FATE I WANNA GO HOME SORRY bye
>>28009167
Will I get hired where I'm doing my project?
If you ever need me to pick up some of the fate-reading slack, anon... let me know.
Tell me of my future with my ex, who I recently reconnected with? How will things go?
TELL ME MY FATE OP!
I'm probably fucked to be quite honest with you, fampai.
Hello Oracle-chan. My heart is broken. How long will it take to stop hurting?
>>27991170
posting for hope senpai
TELL ME MY FATE STAY NIGHT
>>28009258
>30 minutes ago
well come on OP
OP COMING
HOME
YOU DIRTY
ill answer them
>>27991170
Yo, OP tell me a thing. You seem trust worthy and like a generally cool person.
>>27991170
Fortune teller of r9k, what does the future hold for me?
>>28009167
OH THAT SCENE
where he was falling and they were both screaming and cut to each others scream continuously LOLLLL that was the most cringe inducing but hilarious scene so far
I like the Tamakoma-1 squad(Not the one with Mikumo and Yuma) and Kazama Squad. I like tamakoma 2 as well but not that much right now.
What about you?
>>28007570
I dont think so but i still see you in a relationship with her
>>28007583
Non fating here but
You wont feel better repeating that
Just try new things
Doesnt matter what
Btw in your fate i see a green eyed girl and a coat
>>28007763
Im soooo so flattered
I think thats the word?
Anyways i am but a shadowwww lmao dont love
Love ya
>>28007859
I DONT KNOW
HOW IS IT?
LMAO
Is your dad ok?
Take care of him if he is there.
>>28008321
WHAT IS BLOCK
Estoy tan perdida
Anyways you hottie fottie
Your fate hangs on an edge
It could fall to either side
In one, a clueless girl awaits
In other, an army of man who care
>>28009222
7/10 yes
6/10 no
Have I already met the love of my life? If not, when will I?
If it's within your abilities, please describe her.
Thank you.
>>28007631
Ok HAPPY FATE INCOMING
Your will be...
And she will fuck you but....
Leaving because... New chances!
Money lots.... Fire
Your emotions will become intense in there!
>>28007785
Oh shit. Ohhhhh
Oh shit shit shit
Sacre bleu anon
Is it happening?
The Fate Turn
It will be soft at first but fucking beware
Fate Turns are a big deal
>>28009252
Smoothly at first, fucked up in a year or two
Id say you should cheat on her but thats evil lmao
And evil is bad
Because bad is wrong
And wrong is evil
Also beware of work grills
>>28010196
A THING LIKE WHAT
WHAT WHAT
SAY WHAT sorry im tired shoulddinner
>>28010275
I like Nino unit and eeeh Nasu unit
And kusabe unit even if they didnt appear lmao because she must be great
>>28009258
You have a huge chance with this bratty girl
To get her wear a hoodie
Give it to her
And steal her panties lmao
No kidding
Its not in a city
It must be cold.
OP HERE ILL DINNER NOW SORRY
BTW WITHOUT PICS POSTING IS NO FUN
LATER
SUCK MY TITS
lmao not
Oracleeeeee you skipped me
Please tell me my fortune senpai
>>27991170
Love pls i beg you
Alright, OP, let's hear what's up
>>27991170
Alright, Oracle, lets see what the future has in store.
I want to know about my love life.
Thank you for taking the time to do this.
>>28010889
>just missed the oracle
>>28010990
honestly just kill me famalam
>>27991170
My f8 that may make me r8 8/8, m8. Or I may h8 it bc it's bad. Idk. Tell me my Fire Emblem: Fates.
>>27991170
how to gf a girl?
Will I ever get a gf, will I be able to take care of my sister and parents? I just feel like it is impossible sometimes, and it is killing me.
>>28010862
I like how you are giving out other peoples fates while we are just having a nice fatedate and chatting about world trigger in posts
feels real comfy, oraclefu
reminder that im your only fatedater bae
>>27991170
will I ever get married?
How will I meet her? or have I already?
How many kids will I have?
IM BACK
i almost wrote black lmao
TIME TO WORK
>>27991170
Please reply to me
Predict my shit, fampai!
>>28010862
Go on, because my life is so unique that you'll never ever get it.
>>28009278
Around 6 months-1 year
gooooood luck
OH THATS A BASEBALL
>>28009298
k
she is the busty, perfect
viking goddess of fire
she likes swans, baths and poetry
AND WANTS TO BE SEXUALLY STABBED BY YOUR DICK
to meet her
go to a northern lake
>>28009319
BRAVE SHINEEEEEEEEE
NANANANNANANA SAVE MY LIFE
NANANANANANA
that op is so cool
so
when the last stardust settles
you will meet an autistic qt
she is the one
kinda rude tho
>>28010184
no YOU are dirty
>>28010209
the future holds no candles to the puture
the puture is that time in the future where you think about your past lmao
life will always be a cycle
but
its not a wheel
with changes made of steel
so bless you
ping pong boing
>>28010829
I DONT KNOW
MAYBE IN THE NEXT 15 YEARS LMAO
YOUR FATE IS SUPER WIDE NOW?
DUNNO WHY
LIKE YOU COULD GET LITERALLY ANYTHING
anyways, she reads
kinda angry looking
not fat at all
perky boobs
dark hair, middle lenght
idk what else
>>28012362
anyways, she reads
kinda angry looking
not fat at all
perky boobs
dark hair, middle lenght
Thank you!
Truly, the best aesthetic for a girl
>>28010905
I NEVER SKIP ANYONE
NEVER
EVER
NEVER EVER EVER NEVER
>>28010936
i shall never love
but you will love
in not too long
wait for it
its a busy person tho
blue
>>28010944
Time ago, there was a king with a beautiful daughter. Everytime a nobleman wanted to marry her, he asked: What is my daughters secret?
If they did not answer correctly, he hanged them.
If they answered correctly, he also hanged them, as the secret was that the princess was in love with her father.
>>28010963
YO WELCOM
for you there is a 3yo girl lmao
but not now of course
she likes dolls and buttons
but idk what she will like then
she is fat now but that will change
wait wait wait
>>28011446
I ALREADY DID THAT
ok
YOU WILL BATTLE AN ASH CREATURE MADE OF YOUR FAILURES
lmao
>>28011512
ok ill give you the recipe
-confidence (around 40)
-luck (like 50)
-FATE (lots)
-PRACTICE (70?)
so you go and like
try to be in groups
dont approach girls alone lmao
and act like a jerk
that works?
yes
>>27991170
reply to me please, I want to know what's going to happen to my life
>>27991170
Tell me what future is holding for me!please
>>28011935
no, only one or the other
you will meet girls tho and have things with them
but nothing like a marriage
EXCEPT
the girl with the hairclip appears
>>28011981
FATEDATE
dont you bae me
YOU ARE KILLER RAPE GUY
i dont care tho im not getting killed in my future
OK YOU ARE NOT
anyways
LETS FATEARCADE LMAO
<3<3(exp65)
>>28012107
YES
I DONT KNOW
PROBABLY NOT BUT IM NOT SURE
TWO
she is a shortie with bad temper, but cute and
fuzzy?
>>28012196
i reply to you
i am attending you
you are getting attention
someone is thinking about you RIGHT NOW
RIGHT HERE
feel joyyyy
>>28012243
the love of your life will meet you because she is red riding hood
and you a wolf
so you must look evil
and she must visit someone
but then you look nice
nice nice and turn into that someone
>>27991170
I'm going to kill you and by kill you I mean let's cuddle.
Kay.
>>28012753
>the love of your life will meet you because she is red riding hood
>and you a wolf
>so you must look evil
>and she must visit someone
>but then you look nice
>nice nice and turn into that someone
I'm gonna say that makes sense, I'm excited now
Please tell me about me and my best friend's fate.
>>28012753
>YES
>I DONT KNOW
>PROBABLY NOT BUT IM NOT SURE
>TWO
>she is a shortie with bad temper, but cute and
>fuzzy?
could you tell me more? I'm feeling some feels
also, where do your powers come from, robot god?
>>28012753
Im not the killer rape guy >:^( who is that?
tell me about my future waifu oraclefuor do you want to be my future waifu instead?
ill take good care of you
oh no youre starting this again
<3 <3 <3
>>28012362
>the future holds no candles to the puture
>the puture is that time in the future where you think about your past lmao
Fuck, I've been in a depressed state for the past 3 weeks thinking about how much better the past is.
I guess my life will never change for the better. How long until I an hero, oracle?
>>28012713
YOUR LIFE WILL GO LIKE A SKATEBOARD
COOL
RIDE
UNTIL
THE CRASH THAT BREAKS YOU
>>28012727
yeyeyey
it holds freedom
in france
with a mistake
she had one
but it doesnt matter
also
????????????????????????????????
>>28012789
YOU
I KNEW YOU WERE IN SOMEWHERE
ok lmao sure
>>28012949
YOU
I see a castle
probably an old house?
and, you will be tested in such a place
if you manage to overcome that test you will become who you really want
your friend:
cant lmao
>>28013116
dess
from
witchcraft????
no
>>28013213
ITS A GUY LMAO and he says he wants to kill me and stuff who cares THAT IS NOT THE POINT
i shall be no ones waifu except myself
your future waifu wears braces right now
thats all i see
IF YOU MEET HER
<3 <3 X ( <3 X <3)<3
>>28013461
What, don't you love me too? How would you live without my murderous love?
>>28013461
Then I hope you are wearing braces right now,senorita
wow what is with that complex <3 algorithm
ok uhm <3<3 X <3<3<3 <3<3<3
Please mee
OriginalFateReading
hey qt tell my about my love
>>28013461
Are you the tarot reading femanon from last night?
Do i ever get a gf? If so, how?
>>28013581
like, breathing and eating and other ings
BUT OK LOVE YOU CRAZY ANON
thou happy now?
>>28013799
BUT IM NOT LMAO signore
now ill do stuff
>>28013912
YES
Do you know those trees that look like
fat
very weird
with spines
i like them a lot
anyways, near one of those there is a wooden chair?
and in there the love of your life will await
for someone else
that wont come
so talk to herherher?her?
thats it
>>28013919
S-S-TOPPP
Ok
your love lives in texas
she likes traveling
she is cute
kinda too cute?
like
do you even deserve that lmao
sorry
im sure you do
anyways she is tall tho
>>28014502
Doesn't it feel good knowing that someone loves you?
Also I kinda want to get to know you more personally, your posting style is so eccentric and I'm curious how that translates to reality.
>>28014502
what stuffis-is it really impossible for us my fatedater;_;
>>28014502
Oh fate anon. How will I meet her? What does she look like?
