>about to fap
>fully erect
>suddenly get the urge to shit
>it's bad
>run into the bathroom with a full erection
>sister is getting out of the shower at the same time
>her vagina must still be wet and slippery from the water
>bump into her on my way in and fully penetrate her
I just fucking threw up and I think our relationship is forever changed. What the fuck do I do now?
You have never had sex with, right? And I say that becaue it's clear that you don't know how fucking shitty water is as a lubricant.
>>27990271
i was about to say that 2 yeah. water is fucking awful for lube kek
>>27990209
Nice fetish friend. Do you write on literotica?
>>27990209
>What the fuck do I do now?
Well take a shit, obviously
>>27990209
>b-but a-anon-kun, OP's sister gently whispers while his cock is inside her
>papa and moma don't have to know!
>OP's /massive/, RIPED -= MEGACCOCK =- pumps with blood
>suddenly, OUT OF FUKAN NOWHERE charlette thundarcooch appears out of nowhere
>"you are the couch"
and thats how im a couch, kids; don't do drugs
>accidentally had sex
>>27990423
i liked this post, please have a pleasant week
>tfw no sister to live in a small apartment with forever after our parents die in a car crash
>tfw we'll never become each other's everything, and we'll never love each other so much and so purely that we take care of each other's sexual needs
>tfw we'll never grow old together
>>27990209
Kill yourself
orignalo comentarino
>>27990478
>in my new dormant state, my new form, my new ~beinging~, I finally had time to think, I finally had time to understand... my penis accidentally sliding into my sister's vagina? That... that was but a metaphor, a single metaphor out of many in my life but a metaphor none the less... (but I wonder why they all have to do with my sister's body)
>I am ab- HHHHHNNNNNG to, to.. to!! TO GATHHHHEEEEERRR aaa---aAAAAAAH MY STRENGTH AND BBBRRREEAAAKK FFREEEE
>I am free from the couchening
>thundarcooch is cucking me before my eyes
>climb into my attic NEETcave and contemplate suicide while browsing /r9k/
w-why ;_;
>>27990209
>implying this ever happened
stop trying OP, it's not working
comment of originality
>going to an hero
>go to top of building
>crowed gathers below
>jump
>wind tears off pants and underwear
>milf looks up just in time
>its mom
>dick plunges down her throat
JUST
>sister is watching TV
>the show looks interesting
>looking for a place to sit, not that much room on the couch
>accidentally sit on sister
>she squirms under my weight
>oops, begin apologizing profusely but can't get up because her movements keep throwing off my balance
>this continues for a few minutes until our bodies happen to align in such a way that I fall into her vagina
>she goes to the ER because we're stuck again, I swear this happens like once every three weeks
>they know what's up cause we're regulars
>shitposting on my phone from her uterus atm, pretty comfy senpai
>>27990735
>edgelord gif that's not from an actual anime
Sauce if anyone's interested http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=806359
>>27991134
thank you kindly my good sir
>>27990894
This is really funny to me
>>27990209
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Brb posting this to slash R slash four chan :)
>>27990209
Do you have moar accident sex doujins?
Is there a name for this because I didn't realise I had this fetish until now.
>>27990423
>>"you are the couch"
What.
>>27993615
Accidental penetration?
>>27990735
>ywn be a female fridge
>>27993615
>>27993469
This is the best I can do for you.
>>27994146
I think that's supposed to be a messenger bag but it really looks like he's carrying a purse.
>>27994160
Last one I found, not sure if there are any more.
