>tow Chad is fucking my oneitis right now
>PLUNGING is penis inside her
PLUNGING
PLUNGING
PLUNGING
HIS
PENIS
>>27989245
she'll get fat like all entitled whores as soon as idiot chad puts a ring on it.
then the laughter begins
It has occurred to me that there might be something worse than being alone. It would be if your oneitis is with another. What does that feel like anon? To be friendzoned, passed over as a mate?
Those Stacies are thinking
>" I wish I was at home making fun of those beta robots in r9k right now. Yeah, those guys are total creeps, have they even been to a party? Chad is being lame tonight..."
this nigger qualifies as chad?
the standards for chads have dropped dramatically
>>27989245
and you'll never even get to rest against her soft, fragrant skin.
>>27990257
>tall
>big
>on the football team
>probably got to fuck her
Meanwhile I'm a kissless, handholdless, virgin and have been a shut-in for over 4 years
SHE COULD HAVE JUST SAID YES AND GONE ON ONE DATE
that's what you get for deciding "the one" is a fucking slutty stacy stupid nigger
>WAAAAH WHY DOESNT STACY LOVE MEE
yea i know this feeling
thank god im not in hs anymore
i still have nightmares about hs though
>>27990609
Nigger, she used to hang out with the anime nerds and go to an all-girls school... then after she became a vapid cunt
Kill yourself
>>27990480
Literally none of those guys are handsome, and the girls are not particularly pretty either.
that goof ain't no chad
>>27990480
young chicks fuck ALL THE TIME
they are definitely banging multiple times a day when they're together
>>27989245
Plunging... can you hear it, Anon?
>>27990758
BUT THEY PLAY FOOTBALL AND ARE TALL, WITH RIPPLING MUSCLE, ABS, AND COCK
>>27990758
So even ugly chad is much better than me?
>>27990890
Yeah ugly chads are still way better than us, but those are bargain bin chads at best.
>>27990828
Yeah, it's worse than the dump I took yesterday.
>>27990823
this. from like 17-24 it took up like 10 hours every week just fooling around in bed and fucking.
>>27990201
It doesn't feel like anything because "oneitis" is some make believe bullshit. Get the fuck off my board, >>>/reddit/
>THE PLUNGING
>IT GOES
>IT GOES
>IT GOES
>IT GOES
Wait is that a chad? That is a gremlin. What the fuck am I? 4chang please help me identify my identity.
>>27991017
An attention whore
>>27991044
anon BTFO
organellism
>>27989245
imagine her face dragging all over his cock and balls
next time you will remember women are a meme. you are either fucking them or they arent in your life
>>27990480
Haha who's that lady in the back?
Real talk though Chad on the left is the only attractive person there. I'm really sorry Anon. I've become so detached from women in general because of shit like this. I'm sorry.
>>27991017
>effeminate beard
>v-neck
>scarf
You're a fucking nu male. Go ride your rusty bike to starbucks fag.
>>27991307
Wow very rude lad
>that feel when will never be even ugly Chad
>>27991307
That's not true.
I have some ugly and completely unattractive female friends that I cherish very much.
>>27992216
Oh please
You'd stick your prick in them if the circumstances were right
>>27992474
No I honestly would not.
They are literally repulsive physically.
There is no circumstance in which I would have sex with them unless I was drugged and or forced to at gunpoint.
>out of highschool
>state has best fun laws in the country
>mfw if chad fucks with me today I can legally kill him
has definitely kept me happy go lucky ever since I started to carry. I'm pretty much unstoppable and have nothing to fear desu
>>27991044
ok ty
wtf is an orignal commentaro
>>27991735
> beard has grown since then. pretty happy about the thickness but sometimes shave it down to that length
> v-necks are the fucking bomb. I get minor claustrophobia with regular shirts and will fucking kill myself in a turtleneck
> I still own that scarf. I like it a lot in the winter. It's pretty scratchy but I hear ya.
That was my douchiest picture. I'm really proud of that one.
I actually don't know what a nu male is. But I don't have a bike, if I did it would be in perfect condition, and I mostly just use K-cups in my keurig sooo
>>27991017
Nu male. I'd say cuck but you are on /r9k/. Definitely a Hillary Clinton supporter.
>>27989245
that's the ugliest "chad" I've ever seen. it looks like someone stretched the picture wider without maintaining the aspect ratio, but only on his head.
also your oneitis is a hyperslut with that low cut dress.
>>27991017
yer a nu-male, harry. just need you some glasses and a feminist tumblr blog to complete the aesthetic fampai.
>>27989245
it looks like her hair was photoshopped
>>27990758
the brunette is a hot sloot. the rest range from plain to downright homely though, yea.
>>27992595
Sanders actually. I've read too much about Clinton to support her.
>>>>>please don't (anyone) reply with political shit. I don't care about your opinion
>>27990201
It's like tower 1 and tower 2 of the WTC fell on top of you while 12 Mohammeds are blowing up at you
>>27992595
is nu male like metrosexual? that was definitely the look I was going for in that pic. you would not believe the pussy that chases you when you go metro then turn chad. Confusion is your friend.
>>27992683
Hhahahahaha faggot. Donate more money and maybe he will win New York! Hahaha fuck you commie faggot. No wonder your oneitis is fucking another man. You are pathetic.
>>27992706
I am not OP. I (the metro) am a different person. Also I've never donated but it would be nice if Bernie won more states. I understand there's pretty much zero I can do about anything when it comes to the white house. But it's also nice to know whoever ends up being president also can't do anything when it comes to actual lawmaking.
>>27992705
>you would not believe the pussy that chases you when you go metro then turn chad.
nah, I'm pretty sure everyone here is well acquainted with getting zero pussy.
>>27990480
Those guys are like 5'8" or 5'9".
Who cares about football.
Probably didn't fuck them.
You're just an annoying whiny bitch.
>>27992659
>sloot
STOP BEING RUDE
>>27992628
pls accept me
>>27992731
I mean, ok.
I'm the shit, been the shit, fuck a humble brag.
>>27991735
no such thing as an effeminate beard, beards are inherently masculine
v-necks are stupid, and only stupid people wear them
scarfs are awesome, you've clearly never lived in a cold place if you think otherwise. I'm not a big fan of that one though, doesn't look wide enough
I'm not so sure about this "nu-male" judgement. I think nu-males wear skinny jeans and do the problem glasses thing. To me he just looks like a guy. He's a fag for putting his picture on 4chan though
>>27989245
>having a oneitis thats willing to fuck a chad
good riddance op.
>>27992759
she's out getting her wings spread by Chadicus this very moment, taking his dick slowly in her flappy puss inch by chadding inch. she's a sloot, bruh.
>>27992916
>scarfs are awesome
in a functional sense when you need to brave freezing winds and blustery snow, yes. not when you're wearing them inside over a sweater as some kind of nu-male fashion statement.
>>27992916
It's actually about 8-10 inches across and wool. Very warm. Also very long so great for wrapping over my mouth in colder months. But I'm in Atlanta, so. not so much of that.
I'm sad people seem to hate v-necks. Have you tried putting one on? It's so comfortable.
>>27993187
I usually wear it under a jacket (you'd be surprised how much that warms the chest) or around my face. But like you said, I was inside in that picture, so it's pretty much there as a fashion statement to make the ladies go woooooooooooooo
>>27990201
This is actually the most fundamental type of rejection. As a human your dna and genes want to produce, it's what you're built for. Why you're horny all the time.
Being rejected is her instincts telling her that your genes aren't worth remaining in the dna pool, and you need to be rejected to ensure you never leave offspring.
Of course none of this goes on through either of your heads but it doesn't mean this isn't what's happening
>>27993459
>tfw ugly, dumb, Chad's genes are more desirable than mine
>tfw almost every single guy's genes are more desirable than mine
>>27993596
Same same breh
>>27993737plunging penis
>tfw don't have a oneitis
>haven't "liked" someone since 10th grade
![plunger_story[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ntiatyB.jpg "plunger_story[1].jpg")
plunging his cock in and out
>>27990480
Holy shit all those girls are ugly as fuck. What kind of school you go to anon?
>>27993459
humans are way more complex than this man, give it up
most robots fail due to being socially retard, which often has nothing to do with genes
>>27994981
Nigger this is years ago
