Thanks for buying me ice cream anon, you're such a good friend.
I missed these.
I remember all the responses that said "IT'S YOGURT YOU STUPID WHORE"
no problem stacy, i appreciate you as a friend and i'm glad we're able to do things together
are you gonna finish that?
>>27987350
Friend my ass! You better be down for dickin'!
there's literally nothing cringier than a guy doting on/buying things for a girl who obviously doesn't like him. remember:
1. never buy things for a woman until you know they're into you. buying them things will not make them like you.
2. if they like you YOU WILL KNOW, girls are not subtle about this once past 9th grade. this goes for all girls including that shy-looking qtpi you've been crushing on for months.
>>27987792
Please explain me in details how can I know a girl is into me.
>>27987350
Woah, I dated this girl once back in high school. Kind of weird seeing it here.
>>27987350
She's so cute!
>>27987792
Reminder that it is perfectly acceptable and decent to buy things for any girls if you appreciate their existence, even if they don't like you romantically. it's still a nice thing to do
>>27987835
look for behaviors that mark you as special relative to other people, so keep in mind this is all about how she treats you relative to other people, but, she will
1. touch you, make contact with you in special ways
2. make time to see you, make sure she runs into you
3. the effects of things you do will be amplified---make a joke, she'll think it's extra funny; complement her, she'll think it's extra nice, etc.
4. remember details of things you talk about very well
5. make sure to see you "inside of your routine" and make an effort to see you "outside of your routine"
list goes on, but basically you shouldn't have this idea that she likes you but is super secretive about it. you should notice things like this.
>>27987835
she touches you playfully
>>27987350
It's frozen yogurt you dumb slut
I have some pictures to post in this in a second.
>>27987925
>mfw this has never happened to me, not once
>>27987923
>Reminder that it is perfectly acceptable and decent to buy things for any girls if you appreciate their existence, even if they don't like you romantically. it's still a nice thing to do
it's acceptable and nice but it will not ever ever ever change their minds about how they feel about you. girls will like you when you make them happy, make them laugh, make them feel like YOU are special and that your paying attention to them makes THEM feel special
>>27987886
no no you didnt you faggot
>>27987964
Yup same here pretty much or at least never noticed at all. I usually just ignore girls cuz am autist
>>27987350
>implying non-fat people can eat a large icecream/yogurt portion
>>27988004
but I did. we kissed any everything. It's surreal seeing her posted here
>>27987964
this stuff happening is not a passive thing. just because it doesnt happen now doesn't mean you cant take steps to make her like you. it's just that the steps to make her like you are NOT "give her nice things, treat her extremely nicely, etc"
steps are more like, tease her, develop some inside jokes, don't come on too strong, etc. basically don't be a boring welcome mat, which is a mistake that a lot of shy guys tend to make.
>>27987923
> Reminder that it is perfectly acceptable and decent to buy things for any girls if you appreciate their existence, even if they don't like you romantically.
I tip my hat to you good man!
>>27987964
DW anon these things have happened to me but I'm so retarded I didn't pick them up
>>27987953
Okay I'm not posting the pictures but I had a text convo
>Would you like to get ice cream with me later this week?
>Maybe ;)
>just maybe?? :(
>we'll see ;)
>I know you want to
>oh yeah?
>wanna know how I know?
>do tell
>just do. what do you think about that?
>You're cocky
>how?
>annoyed face emoji
>I didn't mean to sound like a douche, I just am interested in getting ice cream with you. Would you like to?
She didn't respond and I've deleted her number and removed her from all social media. I actually went to get ice cream with another girl last night.
I just don't get why I got rejected after she was really into me.
>>27988035
Why did you post a selfie?
>>27987350
ITS YOGURT YOU STUPID WHORE
>>27988026
moar pics of icecream girl plz
>>27988047
Either another guy came along or she got bored.
>>27987923
>Reminder that it is perfectly acceptable and decent to buy things for any girls if you appreciate their existence, even if they don't like you romantically. it's still a nice thing to do
What about for men? It should be nice to buy us things
>inb4 hurr ur a man therefore no gift 4 u
>>27988077
raveloi ravlelkio oriniganl commemnta alooy lilliikloi
>>27987929
>tfw a girl will never touch you playfully
>>27988078
I don't know. Before I deleted her on Facebook she made a post that said "WHY CAN'T I FIND ANYONE I HAVE A CONNECTION WITH"
I was really hurt, all those robot forever alone feels~~~
>>27987925
none of these are actually factual occurrences
>>27988047
>I didn't mean to sound like a douche,
You didn't, you sounded like a clingy manchild who would end up needing a restraining order if she didn't cut it off right then and there.
Here's how your text should have gone:
>Would you like to get ice cream with me later this week?
>Maybe ;)
>Okay, let me know
And that's it. Chicks like a guy who isn't needy, and you basically begged her to have ice cream with you. Bad move. Hit and run is a better tactic, it gives them breathing room and you don't overexpose yourself.
Play it cool, be the cool guy, and you will do better.
>>27988047
This is called a shit-test
she wanted you to insist or something
>>27988123
I think we need a dump of what you have, for research purposes.
>>27988035
Feminists and white knights and MRAs all suck. I'm on his side, it's simply courteous to buy things for girls and that's okay if you think they're cute
>>27987792
>>1. never buy things for a woman until you know they're into you. buying them things will not make them like you.
Never buy them anything until YOU'VE SLEPT with them.
>>if they like you YOU WILL KNOW, girls are not subtle about this once past 9th grade. this goes for all girls including that shy-looking qtpi you've been crushing on for months.
Couldn't be any more wrong about this.
Hot chicks PLAY MIND GAMES at all times, i.e. one day they'll be all over you, the next day they will ignore you.
Know how to play back i.e. ignore them when they're trying to get with you.
>>27988234
too lazy to dump them all she has hundreds on her facebook
>>27988133
Bitches be crazy
Had some girl I was really interested in a few years ago and the feeling was mutual. One night I had an assignment and didn't text her back. She then went onto rant on how much an asshole I was. Dropped her immediately.
>>27988207
This guy is onto something
>>27987925
>look for behaviors that mark you as special relative to other people
The only special "behaviour" that will mark you as special or not so special if she's a slut, is your cock around her ass and mouth.
>>27988359
I know shit-tests exist for women, but I know not what the purpose is nor how to pass them
It's like they have a threshold for which men they will fuck, and if you don't meet it, you're not getting any
Then again, the female psyche is a terrifying thing
>>27988340
What's the name on FB?
Am I a beta if I go out to eat with a woman as a friend but don't pay for any of her stuff
>>27988173
This is good. I thought she was flirting with me/ playing hard to get because of the winking face she used.
>>27988411
:333 srry friendo me no give that away
>>27988423
She might have just been fucking with you, who knows. Bitches be crazy.
>>27988035
>lel if you're ever nice to people you're le neckbeard
>>27988359
>She then went onto rant on how much an asshole I was.
Dude, that was her way of saying that she linked you. Asshole=bad=good=fuck me now.
>>27988427
Why you gotta hurt me like that?
>>27988207
>>27988393
This is why I usually just keep being persistent. I thought it was a shit test.
I've gotten laid by not giving a shit when girls are rude. I just don't acknowledge what they say and keep on pursuing them.
But she made me too self conscious. The previous two days I would say something and she would stop responding. I'll put myself out there if I know it will work out in my benefit. But I'm not going to put myself out there on a gamble.
>>27988456
Buying things for women isn't something you do unless you are getting or working to get pussy. It's not about being nice, it's about not being a sucker; if she isn't going to suck your dick there are other girls who will, and if you shouldn't waste your time on the girl who won't.
>>27988462
I don't get that much attention from girls so I took it literally. I just couldn't be arsed with all the games.
>>27988127
literally experienced this multiple times. still a virgin though.
>>27988835
I envy you. I don't even talk to girls.
>>27988835
>using "literally" when a metaphor isn't impled
>>27988519
but i have female friends that also do nice things for me
>>27987350
hehe, thanks for suggesting this place, i really liked my ice cream too, you made the perfect suggestion. maybe next week we can do this again? i really liked being with you, im glad that i can say that youre my gf!
w-whats that? y-you j-just want to hang out as just as friends? w-well by the way ITS YOGURT YOU WHORE
>>27987886
It really is a small world
>>27987350
Thanks stacy, I melted it earlier and mixed it with my cum and placed it in the freezer before we came here.
>>27987792
Don't forget to buy your wife's son a gift too.
>>27987792
Yeah, I buy things for all my friends, women included. It's part of friendship.
>>27989200
>i have female friends
I'm sure you do, cupcake.
>>27987350
Jesus Christ, this was literally me couple weeks agoShe bought the food though which was more expensive. <3
