Eve of Columbine Massacre edition.
>ITT: Simply put, all of r9k goes to school together
inb4 one of you edgelords shoots the place up.
This thread is basically about sharing tales or feels from your school days (good or bad) as well as imagining what an r9k-high would look like.
>tfw sitting alone at an eight person table during lunch because no friends
>tfw aimlessly walking the halls during lunch
>tfw p.e. class in fucking general.
>your friend group breaks up or exiled you leaving you to rot at that one empty table sad and alone
>>27987166
>r9k-high would look like.
90% of r9k is still in highschool so I'm assuming similar to highschools now.
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE ME?!?!?!
*BANG* *BANG* *CROWD SCREAMS*
>looking directly ahead or directly at the ground wen walking anywhere
>being the only one with no partner
>"eww! I don't want to sit beside anon!"
>y-you to-o
>gym class
>football
>all those chads taking it too seriously
>they try to throw to me
>can't catch it
>"FOR FUCKS SAKE ANON, YOU CANT CATCH FOR SHIT"
>opposing team member comes running towards me with the ball
>my chance.JPG
>try to tackle him
>fail
>get yelled at while wiping dirt off my clothes
I don't understand why we can't just do something like ping-pong
>working alone on a group assignment
>can hear normies whispering about me
>"haha, look man, he's working alone and this is a group project"
>"let him join you guys then"
>"ew, I don't want that loser over herel
>"hahaha"
>>27987301
I remember doing ping pong in PE
I fucking sucked at it. Hated every moment of it.
Then again, I hated every moment of PE class in general.
>finish my work early
>have nothing else to do
>just sit and stare at the wall like an autismo
>take my glasses off
>start rubbing my eyes
>kid nearby me says to another one "look dude, Anon's crying"
>"haha"
I-I'M NOT CRYING
>gym class
>running laps around the track
>just walk or because can't run
>"cmon, anon, put some effort in or you'll do it after school"
>just start walking faster
>"Anon"
>start sweating profusely
>"ANON, I'M SERIOUS"
>start walking backwards
I was really dropping my spaghetti, I fuckin hate P.E.
>>27987343
>herel
Nobody likes you because you can't spell. Faggot.
>sleeping in homeroom, as usual
>good at sports but uglier kid than me smacks me awake
>"You're so ugly, anon"
>group of average looking at best girls around us laughing at me
>"Are you a virgin, anon? You would cum before Stacy here even got naked
>"OMG!!! Shut the fuck up!!! I would never even touch Anon, he's so disgusting!!!"
>Everyone laughing hysterically at me
>I just wanted to sleep
>after homeroom, girl I've known since I was little approaches me with crumpled paper, she's always been nice to me
>it's a phone number
>search phone number, it's for a gay bar
>I just wanted to sleep
>doing my work
>stacies behind me talking
>one says "what would you do if Anon asked you out?
>"EW! I'd jump off a cliff"
>they start laughing
Welp there goes my self esteem
>>27987380
Yeah I knew this feel way too well.
I would just sir there and stare at my desk while everyone else got together and started chatting and laughing and it filled me with such depression of being isolated.
Dubs for shooter pls o pls
>Lispy effeminate manlet
>Looks like a 12 year old in senior year
>Pussies out on suicidal fantasy to shoot myself in front of class.
>End up losing virginity, uselessly, realize I'm hardwired to robot.
>>27987516
Kek
More stories like this please, I'm sick of all the "normies made fun of me" ones
Who wants to play some Doom?
>>27987632
>>27987595
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with females? I've experienced this as well
>sitting in class doing assignment alone while everyone else was in groups of pairs
>I didn't care, I just wanted to do my work and go home and sleep
>can clearly overhear normies talking shit about me as usual
>group of females constantly looking back at me then proceeding to giggle
>"lol he's so weird he's always alone"
>"I bet he smells weird too"
>"hehe does anon even have any friends? What a loser."
>girl group goes silent for awhile but eventually they start talking shit again
>"someone should go up to.him and fake ask him out!"
>"lol totally it'd be the funniest thing ever! You should do it! "
>girl she was talking to was a girl I had a somewhat minor crush on. I never really crushed on many girls during school because I hated everyone there but she was different I guess
>crush says "lol NOOO WAAAY he's SO UGLY he's a total freak!"
>she's practically fucking yelling
>everyone in class knows they're talking about me
>they all chuckle and point and stare
>other girls burst out laughing and agree
>"yeah he's a total loser!"
>"why does he even still go to school nobody likes him."
>"he should just kill himself, really!"
>did nothing but sat there and stare at my desk with a red face trying to hold back tears
I went home that day and tried hanging myself with my belt. I failed and cried for awhile before falling asleep with it still wrapped around my throat.
I will never look at women the same way after that event. Every female needs to be fucking put down like the animals that they are.
>>27987166
>debate team
>am talented and thus somewhat respected
>eat lunch with debate freaks or skip and do drugs with them
Wasn't too bad.
>>27987828
A similar thing happened to me except the girl did ask me out and to spite them I said no to her face. They still laughed and were all like "Haha, it was a prank you ugly ass freak"
What the fuck man? There's no winning their game is there?
>>27987849
>debate team
>doing drugs
Boy this world really has gone to shit, can't even trust the nerds to not take that normie shit up
>>27987921
The true nerds do still exist, they are called Neckbeards
>>27987921
I would say the only group that was looked down upon, if any, were the people not affiliated with any groups. I lucked out and found a niche. Plenty of straight edge debaters but the lifestyle is very conducive with drug experimentation. Especially because no random drug tests
>>27987901
It's literally impossible to win with that scenario. They will always have their way, fucking normies.
I'm just assuming r9k High would be the most awkward place on the entire face of the earth.
>>27988235
-or the most comfy, seeing as it would work like the site and everyone would just kind of relate to eachother and share some laughs
Of course, there's a lot of normies here, so shit
>sit on chair in library
>work on project
>leave
>walk past library after class
>see group of people about to sit down at the same table I was at
>"don't sit there"
>"why not?"
>"i saw anon sitting there before"
>everyone goes "eww gross" simultaneously
>>27988349
Do you wash your ass?
>>27988415
No they're just afraid of catching his autism.
>>27988415
See >>27988461
I showered and took care of my hygiene just as good as others but everyone always perceived me as gross because I was ugly and weird.
>>27987828
The sad thing is they're right. We should just kill ourselves. We should have done it back then.
>>27988584
In hindsight yeah, they were right.
I mean we're all going to kill ourselves eventually. Nobody lives.past 40 that browses r9k
>>27987166
> walking through the hall one day
> as I am inside my own head I feel a hand grope my ass
> it's a group of girls
Why do girls think it's ok to sexually assault me because I am ugly.
>>27988734
You should be happy someone wants to sexually assault you! If you don't like it, you must be gay!
>>27988772
Yes because I like some black chick digging her nails into my ass cheek. It's not like she sucked my dick and she only did it as a joke.
>>27988821
A fat nigress in 8th grade used to randomly grab my junk. I still am confused what the deal with that was.
>>27988734
>>27988821
They're establishing their dominance over you. They see you as a beta male that should be treated as an inferior being.
>>27987166
This.
Everyone is always so stoked to smoke pot on 4/20 but I'm the only person who feels bad on that day. Rachel Joy Scott used to be my role model from age 12-18. After looking more into it I realized she wasn't the hype she was. My school district drilled columbine into our brain by showing us the documentary every year since 6th grade, aka 7 years after it happened. It permanently ruined school for me because I was so afraid of the school being shot up. This followed me into college as well.
>>27988734
Is this a thing girls do? Once a girl spanked my ass for no reason because, as she said, "wanted to know if it felt as good as it looked" and it was completely unexpected since I wasn't exactly among the popular guys.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre#April_20.2C_1999:_The_massacre
Wikipedia has this long write-up going step-by-step through how the massacre occurred. Reading it made me realize how truly horrifying what they did was, and it makes me wonder how there are stupid tumblrinas that idolize them.
>>27989076
She wanted your dick you idiot
do any other anons remember chads/stacies being nice to them?
>lunch break
>sitting alone in a corner underneath a stairwell
>group of people walks in
>1 chad with 3 stacies
>for a while we just mind our own business
>stacy #1 suddenly says "who's that?"
>stacy #2: "he looks so lonely"
>heart racing
>stacy #2 says hi
>all 3 join in and just repeatedly say hi to get my attention
>pretend not to hear them
>they stop
>regret not doing anything
>they start again after a while
>try to turn my head and say hi but for some reason i can't bring myself to do it
>they stop
>period ends
>never see them again
>>27989285
Nah man never trust normies. They were just going to fuck with you anyway.
You did the right thing.
>>27987901
Did a similar thing to me but were nicer, i guess. As nice as you can be while trying to be a cunt anyway.
>sitting at roundtable with fellow robots in class
>proselytize about child liberation and emancipatory politics
>persuade them to organize/network based off this w/ other robots in school
>start a general strike where no one does any work
>police get called in
>we use peaceful protest methods at first
>our edgier comrades start to resist violently
>chain reaction starts a riot
>we end up burning down the school
>normie schools see us on the news
>they follow our example
>schools are shut down everywhere
>a state of emergency is declared
>there are curfews and prohibitions on public gatherings
>local police forces fail to enforce this
>the military is mobilized around the country
>martial law is enacted
>minors start to form militia groups
>a bloody war erupts ending in the apocalypse
at least the school shooting problem would be solved right?
>>27988821
What if she jokingly sucked your dick?
>>27987632
kek you should've asked her out right then and there
>>27987632
Why do they do this.
Do women even have any souls?
>got really sad after getting rejected by a girl at the start of freshman year
>feels got worse and worse as time went on
>hit a low during junior year
>senior year comes along
>decide to say fuck it
>become a human meme
>drink beer whenever possible
>take LSD a couple times
>start dressing like a fucking idiot
>have more fun than I ever did the past three years
>feels somehow melt away
Let this be a lesson to you underage bots
>>27987214
yeah, but OP is asking for us to imagine a place where the Robot concentration is 100% instead of 1% like in most HS today.
lvl 34 robot here, so not sure about that age thing.
>>27989597
I don't think age would matter. Everyone from the obvious edgy teenagers to the autistic 30-40 year olds would be attending. It'd definitely be weird.
Older bots could be teachers, younger bots students and by the end of the month the place can get raided by the FBI and all the old fags end up arrested for boipucci hoarding.
Trump's America.
>>27989312
that's what i suspected as well, though stacies were never much of an issue for me since middle school and i doubt those ones would have been different
>freshman year
>have friends, go places on weekends, just a happy 14 year old kid
>move across the country
>no friends anymore
>sit along the wall at lunch (they had kind of a bar thing that faced the wall)
>sometimes hear people talking about me
>"what's up with that kid? haha"
>"hope he doesn't shoot up the school"
>get addicted to anime to escape my situation
>graduate
>become wagecuck
>now 35
>no gf
>no friends
>virgin
>never held hands
end me
i wonder if a high school full of robots would put less of a focus on group projects, presentations, and gym because most of the students hate them or if it would focus more on those things to "fix" the students because they're "behind"
>>27989826
Nah definitely the former.
Basically it would be an awkward, silent spergfest for the entire day
>16
>make new friend at school who is into anime
>roast each other for fun
>sit next to him at lunch
>hang out around school after classes
>chat on AIM in evenings
>gradually drift apart through Junior and Senior year
>last day of school
>"before we graduate, I wanted to apologize for bullying you"
>what bullying?
>"what? you know, making fun of you every day"
>we clowned on each other for fun
>"fuck, is that what you thought was happening? I'm really sorry"
>we sat together at lunch
>"you wouldn't let anyone else sit there... you told them it was my seat and chased them off"
>we hung out after school
>"you kept following me. I didn't know what to do"
>we talked on AIM after school
>"you wouldn't stop messaging me for a while, man"
>...
>"look, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for bullying you"
This was the moment I realized I was a bot.
>class ends
>everyone puts on their headphones and walks silently to the next class
>someone trips
>their headphones come out and you hear his anime music blasting
>he runs to the bathroom and hangs himself
Did anyone else have that one really hot, young teacher that you really wanted to fuck?
It was my foreign language teacher for me.
>>27990226
i'm pretty sure everyone did family
>>27990203
>mfw he hangs himself with the fucking headphones
>>27990203
>headphones come out
>brainpower is playing
i really wanted to kill myself on the spot
This thread is making me unironically wish for a beta uprising...
>>27990816
Then go do one you silly loser.
Lol you're so ugly anon haha
Whatcha gonna do, cry?
Tehehehe
>>27988734
Well fuck, this has happened to me before, and it's incredibly demeaning.
>>27990226
Hot yes, but she was like 50 and her face was kind of wrinkled but goddamn she had an amazing body, huge firm ass and big non-saggy breasts, shiny pitch black hair, the prettiest green eyes i have ever seen and her voice was really soothing, she also did her hair in a sort of loose bun, had thin glasses and wore suits with tight skirts and black stockings every day, i am not into milfs but she was an exception, i would totally go for her right now but she would be like close to 70 and definitely not hot anymore, still, thanks Ms. Eleanore for giving me my very first boner and subsequent cum-less masturbation.
>>27987166
I guess I can somewhat relate to your bullying robots. I don't really have that many people to talk to, and when I get called up for an answer I stutter almost every word and can hear people snicker. Also, since the friends I have are all in different lunch periods I have to sit in the band hall to avoid awkwardness. But overall I've grown used to it.
Also, my earbuds and phone were my friends. Every time I have lunch I'd just sit in the band hall, put on my earbuds and just listen to music.
> be me
> 4th grade
> not a lot of friends maybe like 2 or 3
> in lunch line some chad wannabe faggot calls me fat just for being 4th in line
> nearly cry was fat and very self conscious
> fast forward to sophomore year in highschool
> he gets expelled for assaulting a teacher
> fast forward to senior year
> I see on facebook he got in a really bad car crash nearly died, most likely screwed up for life
> his mom sets up gofundme for medical costs
> less than $100 of donations
> laugh my ass of
What goes around comes around I guess.
>>27991437
Earbuds and robots go hand it hand.
Truly the only things that didn't hate me.
>>27991658
Also, do robots always wear their hoodie everyday at school? It seems to be happening to me, even though it's like 80 degrees.
I was a weirdo who only really managed to keep one friend through all 4 years of high school
pic related
>>27987632
Should've asked her out so she'd jump off a cliff
>>27991756
Yeah I wore the exact same outfit for all four years.
Hoodie and sweatpants. Washed em once a week.
>be me
>11th Grade
>Not ugly or fat just socially retarded
>Gone entire 3 years with no friends
>meet a really cool qt 3.14
>talk to her for a while
>get to know her a bit
>gets run over by a red Table
>MFW
Every time I see a red truck I make sure to key the shit out of it just in case it's the one.
>>27991766
Well at least you didn't get mocked at or bullied, assuming what you've wrote is your only downside in high school
>>27991766
i'll be your friend, qt.
and by friend I mean I want to put my dick in your mouth.
>>27991783
If you're telling the truth, did she die? I seriously hope she didn't
>>27991793
I was never really bullied, mostly cause I was really quiet.
Everybody thought I was really smart
>>27991809
that's not me, that was the friend you autist
>>27991819
Well that's always good. I'm quiet myself. I do hate it when I have to go up for a presentation or have to answer in class because I always stutter.
>>27987166
>inb4 one of you edgelords shoots the place up.
can't even be an edgelord anymore. what good is r9k school if i can't murder these assholes?
>>27991783
Fuck I meant Tahoe not Table
My IRL autism trancends online.I can't even type without fucking up in the Internet
>>27991837
I don't stutter during presentations, I get choked up and nervous. Makes me feel awful afterwards.
>>27991814
Unfortunately she did
>didn't even show up to her funeral
>regret everlasting
Oregano comentario
>>27991850
Well, I'll be graduating in a month so people in college won't know I'm awkward.
>>27991884
Sucks man. How is life now? Are you less socially awkward than you were before?
>>27991819
in that case I'll put my penis in her mouth right after I'm done putting it in yours, studmuffin.
>>27987166
>poor kid put in rich school due to district change
>have holes in most clothes because of hand-me-downs
>rich kids pick on me relentlessly for years
>hit puberty
>decide to toughen up
>choose to scare rich kids by being goth so they leave me alone
>columbine happens
>get into fight with group of rich kids
>get beat up
>group of rich kids tell principal i said i'd shoot up the school
>rich kids get suspended for a week for beating me up
>for the next year, have cops greet me every morning to search my backpack
I hate rich people. Especially their children.
>>27991977
>poor kid put in rich school due to district change
I know the feels, anon. We were fucked before we even had a chance.
>>27991961
>studmuffin
I ain't a stud nor a muffin m8, I'm not really attractive
>>27991846
Remember me Eddie!?
When I killed your oneitus I looked
JUST!
LIKE!
THIIIIIIIS!
>>27991977
Don't we all anon (if i had the weapons and ammo to do it I would start the beta uprising myself just kill them)
>>27991911
Nah man I'm still the same bot I always was.
That shit fucked me up
Make pretty good money though
I work as a welding supervisor basically telling people they fucked up and to fix it.
Hands down, my fondest memory:
>battle of the bands
>everybody else was playing normie-tier dad rock, others were playing metal, some girls were playing something kawaii
>my buddy and I went full electronic
>we brought a full synth rig for performance
>think Dopplereffekt meets Machinedrum meets Kraftwerk meets Kerri Chandler--that was our inspiration
>hey, people were digging it, we got a lot of applause and people were dancing
>we were near the end of our set when /that guy/ stormed onto the stage
>this is the guy who wanted to fit in, but had nothing to offer, who was pretty much proto /r9k/ material
>he looked disgruntled, and made a beeline for the microphone
>he had an agenda
>"Evrybody stop listening to this!"
>what was this motherfucker doing?
>"This doesn't belong in Battle of the Bands, you guys!"
>people were booing at him
>"This isn't rock and roll, this is dogshit!"
>(fair enough, but it was good enough for pimply faced teens)
>"Get off the stage, you posers!"
>people were booing
>We were pissed at this fucker for taking our spotlight
>I took my Roland MC-505 and chucked the damn thing at this kid's face
>*smack* *crash*
>*thunderous applause*
>little douchebag starts crying, storms off the stage
>all the while a synth was playing a prolonged deep C chord
>more applause
>we bow
>we win battle of the bands
>Girls/normies don't insult me because they view me as a valuable intellectual asset
>People always asked me about Bio and History
>I became famous and well liked for putting videogames on the school computers
>Still a lv
w e w l a d
>>27992070
>pretty much proto /r9k/ material
Seeing as you're the one posting on r9k weren't you the proto /r9k/ material?
>>27992117
>weren't you the proto /r9k/ material?
W O A H
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I'll have to sit down for a while
>>27992117
>implying visiting cyborgs are /r9k/ material
even robots wont accept us
>it's recess
>nowhere to go or to join with
>everybody around is in a group of people
>feeling awkwardly noticed by my loneliness
>feels anxious
>must get out of there because it gets hard to stand
>goes to school building far from the others
>enters bathroom from building
>gets in where the toilet is and lock myself in
>stays there for like ten or more minutes pretending i'm taking a bad shit so there's nothing strange with my attitude in case anyone enters
it can be peaceful, but quite shitty at the same time
>tfw spinskirty blondebum won't suck your dick
>that one popularkid who you considered to be your best friend because he would hang out with you maybe 1-2 times a year
>you were an afterthought to him, just a backup friend on the rare occasion that all of his normie friends were busy
>>27992243
I did that to
>>27987166
>try to play basketball
>fail miserably and get kicked out
>do pullups in some corner
>finish and fap to bathroom
>>27987825
which server?
orginale poste
this threads song to the tee:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIDElmjIzAA
oh i got a couple, never thought I'd be posting on these boards. Some genuine sad ones in this thread and relatable as fuck
>5th grade, lining up to go inside from recess
>girl infront of me just turns around and calls me ugly
>10th grade, outside in the parking lot doing a project
>have to run across the lot
>crush says "wow i've never seen him run before"
>die inside
>10th grade, was sick and was sitting in my chair with feet on table
>have a hard cough and let out a loud fart
>stacies in front of me turn around in shock
this ones bad
>12th grade
>sociology class teacher puts our names in these boxes on the board
>has each classmate write things in the box
>everyone gets up but i stay in my seat
>in my box get things like "quiet" "shy" "timid"
>a chad puts sexy in my box for a joke
>stacy takes it seriously and says out loud "how?"
>fuming inside
>>27989179
Read the whole thing anon
Shit. Idk if I can laugh at r9k anymore
>>27987166
>9th grade
>PE is first period
>literally sleep through the entire class all day every day
>finals come up
>have to run a mile and do sets of push up crunches, etc.
i honestly thought i would die
