why don't you pump your cock?
because if your pic is related I want nothing to do with that trash.
Goatse's house must have smelled terrible.
What are the benefits of it?
Do cock pumps work? I'm only 24 and have always had difficulty keeping my dick hard. It's a little over 9 inches so that's cool but even when fully hard it doesn't stick straight out and goes limp a lot. I've been thinking of getting a cock pump or a cock ring or something. Viagra helps some but I don't have a prescription. Halp.
>>27986840
it means the current porn you fap to isn't immersive enough anymore
>>27986840
Every girl I've ever been with has told me I have the biggest dick they've ever seen but when I can barely get it to stay diamonds it's a cruel curse and a fucking tragedy.
>>27986762
That's your moms job, not mine.
>>27986864
Unlike most of r9k I actually do have a gf and have had sex with multiple women. It doesn't matter who I'm fucking or what I'm fapping to it still happens.
>>27986897
yeah i've had sex with multiple girls too. what you're describing happens when I stash my bizarre porn away to fap to vanilla stuff, then I can only really keep it at like 70% mast
>>27986897
>most of
>implying this board isn't "Normie-wants-to-feel-special" Centre
I'd say get out normie, but by now I should get out.
It's already as big as it can be without causing pain, so I'm good.
>>27986913
I fap to stuff bizarre enough to make me feel guilty directly after I cum but I guess 4Chan bizarreness is completely different.
Serious question : does pumping enlarge penis permanently ? Can it straighten penis too ? Mine is smallish (4.5") and also bent. Very embarrassing to have.
>>27987032
And no i don't have erection problems at all. It gets hard pretty quickly and can stay hard as long as i'm aroused.
>>27987024
>4Chan
i can tell you're new
>>27987032
>Mine is smallish (4.5")
Sorry bro. Your best bet is to convert to Buddhism, kill yourself, and hope that you come back with a bigger cock.
>>27987067
>not usign le sekrat 4chin jargon
Kill yourself.
>>27987118
>>27987024
>>27987067
According to the banners it spelt 4CHAN.
>>27987184
yeah nah
balclkbloxblox
>>27986762
jesus that guy is Auschwitz/10
>>27987260
wrong banner, moron
>all black background
>no funny tabs
go away
>>27987079
Too small for your asshole, bby ?
