Let's have a boyfriend resume thread.
Prove why you deserve a girlfriend.
Any fembots (>implying girls are here) pick the best.
I'll start, but mines kinda sad
>5'6" (damn manlet genes)
>150 lbs
>Nice job
>Good income
>Own my own home
>2 vehicles
>No drugs
>No mental illness
>No kids
Thats about it.
Am boyfriend material?
>>27986633
That girl is fat.
>>27986633
Who is this titty monster?
fuckyourobot
>6'3" (
>200 lbs
>in training to become air traffic controller
>great income
>live at own place
>own a car
>No drugs anymore
>No mental illness
>No kids
>7/10 facial aesthetics
>full head of hair
>5 inch penis ;_;
I know I don't deserve one, but I'll post anyway
>6ft tall
>interesting hobbies
>have some income now (though not much, and probably not for much longer)
>can cook adequately
>slightly above average size dick
>well traveled
>more knowledgeable than most dumbasses (though still a dumbass)
>very minor tripfame
>slight british accent
>>27986696
op here
you just eliminated me. you are much better
>>27986633
>6'7
>174 lbs
>NEET
>If I buy one good dinner I might go homeless (poor fag)
>Rent apartment
>Walk places
>Occational pot
>No alchohol
>No mental illness, but have had anorexia
>No kids
Not even trying.
where are the grils?
>>27986752
yet I've never had a gf and lost my virginity to a prostitute at 24
>>27986633
I'd say you're boyfriend material even if you're not tall.
>6'1"
>220 pounds (kind of buff)
>studying law
>intern
>have a roommate in a 2 bed apartment
>no vehicle (use train because city)
>no drugs
>no kids
>6.5/10 face
>6 inch penis
>5'10
>170 lbs
>work at a damn gas station, you do the math
>rent apartment
>shitty malibu is paid off so if nothing else I know that's mine
>no drugs
>no alcohol
>no diagnosed illness
>no kids
>spare time is mostly vidya
Don't worry OP, I'm here to make you look better.
Bitches, OP is probably the hottest shit. 2. FUCKING. VEHICLES.
AND HIS OWN HOME.
>5'10"
>160 lbs
>No job
>No income
>apartment
>1 vehicles
>No drugs
>Severe mental illness
>Severe health problems
>No kids
I'll die a virgin
>good looking
>funny, self-depreciating
>ex-football player still got the physique
>average sized penis
>friendly masculine values that make me a joy to be around
189cm
92kg
18cm dick
tall, handsome neet
I don't do anything so I have time for you
no property, no car, but I'm an expirienced lover that made gfs cum max 5 times a fuck
>>27986858
op here
Sarcasm?
Anyways, I have been BTFO by a few other posters. You are 5'10". be happy with that
I'll give this a try.
>5'10
>muscular /fit/ body
>room mates with a Filipina girl
>I drive a 2016 Mercedes
>balding (i shave) but have 8/10 facial aesthetics
>working part time because I'm training to fight in mma
>single father
>24 years old
>>27986696
Yeah you're the best.
>>27986955
>single father
0/10
>Prove why you deserve a girlfriend.
I don't. Kill me.
Why not have fembots post their stats as well?
Or would that start to make this thread too /soc/esque
>>27986696
Can we find a nice girl to hook this guy up with?
The rest of us forfeit
>>27986955
>single father
lol
>>27986748
>>interesting hobbies
>>>>>>interesting hobbies
>trains
>interesting
maybe to you, no one else gives half a fuck about fucking trains.
>>27986955
>single father
JUST
>>27986748
Application approved
>>27986944
No not sarcasm despite how retarded I make myself sound. Anything below 6 looks like "short" anyways.
But enough about me, 2 FUCKING VEHICLES. CLEARLY A MASTER OF LIFE.
>>27986848
If you're willing to live outside of a major city ill approve
>>27986696
You win this thread so far. OP is second.
>>27987031
well, it's fairly unique at least
>>27986902
Approved you.
>>27986633
>6'0"
>170 lbs
>Have a job
>Have a car
>Have relationship and sexual experience
>7.5-8/10 facial aesthetics
>Above average intelligence
>Good sense of humor, ability to be sarcastic and enjoy banter, as well as laugh at myself without being cringey
>Good relationship with my family
>Talented at drawing, sports, and gaming (I'm into pro gaming, so that's why I refer to talent here. I realize this is nerdy as fuck, but I embrace the nerd)
I wish I was lying in this post just to look good, but it's all true. Tfwnogf
>>27987002
Yeah I'm destined for ugly women with kids now, unless I become famous
>5'6"
>180lbs
>ginger
>poor eyesight
>no education
>never had a job
>no income
>live with parents
>socially awkward and generally anxious
>no self-esteem or confidence
>moderate mental health issues
>4/10 looks
>good at cooking and baking
>>27987175
Oh, I guess I forgot the dick size: 5.75 x 5.75
>>27987175
pro gaming
into the trash it goes
>studying in college
>5'7"
>can be creatively funny
>honest, because lies scare me
>good taste in aesthetical stuffs
>not very sexual driven, but can be hot and rough once 'triggered'
>no income yet, but promising prospect
>no drugs
>no mental ilnesses
>no deadly diseases
>not even alcohol, but would drink if necessary
>pretty overweight, but am working on it
>at least 6/10 face
>short penis but average girth and no erection problem at all
>a virgin but edge everyday. Plus i got a girl to suck my dick once, and i lasted for 1 hour
>am actually a hopeless romantic
>good taste in clothing
>can drive
>have a car, even though my parents gave me that.
>5'7''
>61 kgs, get ottermode when I work out
>happy personality, the kind that doesn't fight over small things, can hang around with anyone, people tend to like me, though on the inside I feel a bit like life has no meaning and I miss a sense of connection to someone else
>brown skin (brazillian), weak chin, big nose, thick eyebrows, glasses
>not a total loser on relationships, have had a girlfriend before
>interests vary on 4chan, cartoons, books and games, I also like learning languages, know some german
>in medschool, like my area of study
>generally a good, loyal, supporting partner, but I can be not enough communicative at times
>>27987192
>into the trash it goes
What did he mean by this?
No seriously though, what's wrong with gaming? E-sports are genuinely becoming mainstream now, pulling in 10s of millions of viewers as well as money from big time investors, most notably from the NBA.
I have no delusions about becoming a pro gamer myself, and I don't neglect important things in my life to play games, I just enjoy the competitive nature of it and enjoy watching pros play. Is it really that bad?
>6'1"
>170 lbs
>Military, soon to be leaving and going back to school
>Own my '05 Mustang
>Don't do drugs, only drink occasionally
>6/10 face, 7-8/10 body from military life
Can I just get a gf who loves and cares about me please, sex isn't even my highest priority. I just want someone who will love and care about me as much as I would them.
>>27986633
>>27986848
Totally dateable.
>>27986696
The "anymore" appended on "no drugs" is a red flag for me, but it'd depend on how long you've been clean.
>>27987231
You sound like you'll be great once you're a bit older.
>>27987255
>>27987263
Both of you are totally boyfriend material too.
>>27986633
>5'8
>Ottermode (I like to swim)
>Heavy equipment operator, but going for electrician later on this year
>Handy
>Know how to raise children, and how to deal with them.
>Sexual deviant for all things, with consent.
>good genetics with a high mean for IQ. You can literally see and hear it when you meet my family
Inb4 attn whore. I'm just gonna post too
>grill. 21 years old. 140lbs and 6'1
>in second year of university
>high income
>independent. Self motivated. Highly confident and rational
>Too independent, not sure I can handle living with someone else and no sense of social norms
>cannot detect faces, whether someone is attractive
>laid back humor but expects the absolute best of everyone. Very high expectations.
>wants a family in rural North america
>not a virgin. But only sexed with 3 guys I was in relationship with. All of which are virgins
I have 3-5 years of prior girlfriend experience.
>>27987310
I like that you seem to like your family, anon. You sound like an all-round great guy.
>>27987329
What job do you have in your second year of university that pays that well?
>>27986752
>>27986968
>>27987022
>>27987085
But how ? His penis is 5 inches. And for a guy with that height, wouldn't it be a dealbreaker for girls ?
>>27987296
You skipped me :(
>>27987364
Doesn't really matter that much. That's not even off-average. His crying face after it would be more of the dealbreaker, since it shows it's probably something he's very self-conscious about.
>>27987296
>The "anymore" appended on "no drugs" is a red flag for me, but it'd depend on how long you've been clean.
been clean about a year, unless you count alcohol as a "drug". never tried hard stuff anyway.
>>27987364
No? Penis size doesn't mean anything as long as you're interesting and not a jerk.
>23
>5'9
>220 lbs
>55k a year + equity in my company
>rent apartment
>own car
>smoke a pack a week
>no mental illness
>large MTG collection
>no kids, but want
>thick beautiful blonde hair
>inheriting 130 acre farm
is there hope for me?
>>27987349
I used to work at a plywood plant and made really good money. Now I'm in the Geotech engineering department of a mine. Been in heavy industry since I was 18
>6'1''
>90 kg
>Can dress good
>Decent Looking
>shit job and shit hours
>bad pay
>lives with mom
>Student
>Moderatly smart
>Center-right political leaning (not like women gave a fuck or understand)
>Loyal
>Only had one partner before so not virgin
I could prob get a GF if i tried hard enough, but it will always be -2 points of where i stand. Lets say im a 7, i want a 7, not a 5.
And women want +2 of what they are.
The only time i got a equal she was depresive and treat me like shit because i couldn't get a job.
GF are not worth, so i will stay with vidya
>>27987383
I was only rating the ones I thought were boyfriend material. Sorry anon. I didn't want to bring negativity by saying why the other posts weren't.
>>27987391
That sounds great, anon. Good luck staying clean. It's seriously a big achievement.
>>27987390
>His crying face after it would be more of the dealbreaker, since it shows it's probably something he's very self-conscious about.
fugg this is true. I would honestly trade an inch from my height to my dick if I could. watching too much porn has killed my confidence.
>>27987296
>You sound like you'll be great once you're a bit older.
What makes you think that way ? Btw i'm 23
>26
>thin/runner
>5'8
>Great job money wise
>Funny, optimistic
>Nice apartment (with a roommate)
>About average looks
>Virgin
>>27987329
You know you're going to get someone. I'm not flying off the handle, but genuinely curious. Why on /r9k/ of all places?
>>27987429
I think it would be helpful to point out why you thought some of them weren't boyfriend material. I may be sensitive, but not that sensitive!
>>27987329
>it's an amazon virgin hunter
cool
>6'3"
>225 lbs
>full-time job
>relatively fit
>not a virgin
>enthusiastic cunnilingist
>no kids
>not crazy
>naturally warm in every sense of the word
>>27986633
>5'11.5''
>180 lbs
>Fit and athletic
>No job, but very smart (perfect SAT and 530 MAT)
>7/10 face
>Painting, writing, fixing appliances, soccer, rock climbing, poetry, there isn't anything I can't do
>Working on physics degree
>7.5 inch penis
>Extremely bipolar
>Orphan
>No kids or car
>>27987329
>140lbs and 6'1
>tfw no skeleton gf to take my virginity
>>27987454
I figured you were still 19-20 from being in college and mentioning you had good prospects on the horizon. Plus, if you're working on the weight now, you'll be more fit when you're older too.
>>27987484
It usually gets a "well I wouldn't want to date you anyway you roastie whore" response. But I guess I'll go back through and do it anyway. It sucks when these are "everyone posts, no one reads" threads.
>>27987364
wew lad
this guy fell for the big dick porn meme
>>27987495
>enthusiastic cunnilingist
HAHAHA KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>27987468
Same story as a lot of people. High school was shit. Instilled a feeling of inferiority, particularly because I am a very masculine woman that cannot play the game like other girls, being cute, sweet, etc. I'd rather be a strong and respected. Feel like I'll always be alone for that, but I truly want a family more than anything. Am a very emotionally supportive person though, but in a pushy way, always wanting people to be better
>>27986633
>5'9
>150 lbs
>own my own condo
>have car
>7/10 as rated by /soc/
no gf for the past 6 years
i just want a gf
>6ft tall
>160 lbs (working on it)
>18yo
>5.5 bent cock :(
>german/irish
>Minumum wage (working on it)
>average merican education, slightly less because homeschooling fucked me over
>1 vehicle, was given to me
>No drugs
>No mental illness
>No kids
I actually don't know what I want in life. I'm never going to be popular or get the really hot girl, but I don't really want to. At least I'm not a normie
>>27987522
> Am a very emotionally supportive person though, but in a pushy way, always wanting people to be better
tough love it's the worst thing women can do.
>>27987310
you sound qt
robot pls no mute
>>27987329
>140lbs and 6'1
HUNGRY SKELETON
U
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G
R
Y
>>27987560
And there we go. I respect my ideals too much to conform to the expectations on me to be a "good woman". That's why I'm here
Remember the rule of 2.
Subtract 2 inches from height, dick and face rate.
Do you really think all these 6'3'' 7/10 7 inch dicked guys are robots? No, they're really 6'1'' 5/10 5 inch dick guys
>>27987329
>only sexed with 3 guys I was in relationship with
You're still a slut
Rate my resume robots.
5'10"
21 Years old
Decent body
Currently in 3rd year of engineering school
Have a great paying summer job (20/hour)
Have my own vehicle (2014 fusion)
Can play guitar
Decent at most sports, great at some
No mental illness
No drugs besides liquor
6 inch dick
Can cook
Like to party (but can be socially awkward at times)
>>27987593
stop attention whoring and write like this is reddit
>>27986748
You should try scoring with a landmine, kike
>>27986767
>>6'7''
>>174 lbs
SPOOKY
P
O
O
K
Y
>>27986633
Oh sure, I'll drop my resume right here.
>5'6"
>250 pounds
>no job
>no income
>live in my childhood room
>no vehicles, no license
>no drugs or alcohol
>no mental illness
>no kids
>virgin
>master's degree inhistory, means no job
>no debt
>no friends
>no life
>6 inch dick
>ugly
>I'm26
Fucking normie thread man. Hate this shit.
>5'8"
>Skinny
>Tabbing machine operator
>Shy as fuck
>like yugioh and history
>religious
>hwite
>19
>>27986696
femmebot here
you sound perfect (i have a small frame, five inches would be the perfect size to fill my pussy without pain)
my only question is are you kinky?
>>27986748
You're not datable because we all know you're a nut anyway. I agree that the trains thing is interesting though. I'm glad you have something you're passionate about.
>>27986767
The pot and poverty are the dealbreakers. Can't you just try to stop the former so you can get out of the latter?
>>27986858
A gas station job and majority of your freetime sink being vidya are the dealbreakers. It seems unambitious and fairly boring.
>>27986891
Severe mental and physical health would be a barrier to a good family, so wouldn't be boyfriend material.
>>27986902
Missed you in the first post, sounds like boyfriend material as long as you don't fit the douchey footballer trope.
>>27986929
NEET who doesn't do anything is a dealbreaker. It would be uncomfortable to never have anything to talk about.
>>27986955
Mentioning your roommate makes me think you're attracted to her, and probably would cheat. Plus single father. No one, not even women, wants to be a cuck.
>>27987175
I'm an outsider with this, but the relationship and sexual experience are dealbreakers for me. Mostly the fact that it seems like they're positives for you, and yet you somehow still have the gall to do the "tfwnogf" bit.
>>27987186
No education and live with parents are dealbreakers.
>>27987646
also
>6.5 inch dick
>virgin
>clingy
>>27987597
op here. mine was accurate.
theres not much difference between a 5'6 and 5'4
and my dick is only 5.5
and i rate my face as a 5. the highest i ever got on /soc/ was a 7 but i usually get 5 or 6
kill me now
>5'10
>asian
>fit
>doctor
>lives with parents
>26
>average face
25 years old, mixed white + native
6'0
180lbs
Laborer, bout 5k in the bank
6.5 inch dick
Full head of hair + beard
Spent years hitchhiking North America, have great stories
>I'm so fucking lonely
>5'7
>140lb
>maximum baby face
>occasionally work out
>no job
>no drugs
>have a car
>video games, anime, reading, music, willing to go outside
>7 inch dick
>no kids
>will love you forever as long as you don't get offended by my sense of humor
>like to be dominated
>>27987560
Honestly I believe tough love is something everyone needs every once in a while.
Coddling gets you those crappy "participation" trophies in life and lowers expectations.
I still thoroughly believe that women really don't belong here in a genuine manner because past high school, silly little standards like height go from dealbreakers to shit people have a laugh about with each other but deal with anyways. Guys like us usually are fucked (or rather UNfucked) from day on on without some massive life overhauls.
>>27986633
i don't deserve a gf, because i'm a fairly decent human being and i never really hurt anyone enough to deserve that.
also, i like all the stuff i've accumulated over the years.
i don't want to have it taken from me only to be sold to pay for some stupid bullshit for my ex to enjoy.
no, i deserve better.
>>27987659
fuck off normalwhore slut
>>27987329
Ur trash
>>27986633
successful, totally dateablefor a shorter girl because I'm 5 inches taller than you
>>27986696
>no drugs anymore
are you totally adverse to them now? do you drink?
boyfriendable/10
>>27986748
your hair always looks so bad. clean up your act/10
>>27986767
how are you so skinny and so tall?
>have had anorexia
oh.
being poor is awful, but I don't think it makes you less of a person. though if you can't afford stuff, you should stop buying pot.
6/10 get a job.
>>27986848
dateable/10
>>27986858
at least you're supporting yourself.
dateable/10
>>27986891
get a job or get disability if you can't keep one.
it will help a lot. how do you afford an apt with no income?
I don't think any of this constitutes dying a virgin but I guess it depends on your mental illness.
would at least talk to/10
>>27986902
>>friendly masculine values that make me a joy to be around
>>ex-football player
so you're conceited? not sure I would date/10
>>27986929
>no property
so you're living with your mom...?
almost dateable/10 please move out.
>>27986955
>single father
oh :(
>>27987175
>pro gaming
what game(s)? this weighs heavily on your rating.
>>27987186
I find gingers cute. I actually think they're my favorite kind of boys. don't be so hard on yourself, lose some weight and you can get your life on track.
clearly under 20 years old/10 can't even rate I'm too old for you.
>>27987231
you sound cute :3 but also young, if you're still in college.
dateable/10
>>27987255
very dateable/10
don't let people squash the happiness you have.
>>27987263
dateable/10 but personally I'm not into military and find it to be kind of a turn-off.
Girls, is having no friends a red flag ? I might be socially a bit awkward, but actually i'm just not interested in making friends. Socializing bores me.
>>27987310
sound qt 3.14
are you submissive?
>>27987663
>I'm an outsider with this, but the relationship and sexual experience are dealbreakers for me. Mostly the fact that it seems like they're positives for you, and yet you somehow still have the gall to do the "tfwnogf" bit.
I'm glad to have your reasoning! Thanks for taking the time to do that. I figure it's a positive because most women like a guy who won't be too clingy (the unhealthy kind, not the cute kind) and a guy who knows how to pleasure her without going through the awkward learning phase all guys have.
I say tfwnogf because I only ever had one, and she cucked me with one of my good (now ex)friends. I just want to be loved, I guess.
>>27987043
Protip:
He's drinking his liver away, pooped his pants in grade school, sent death threats including this lovely video to gfs, and is generally a scumbag.
Stay safe.
>>27987683
>5'7
>maximum baby face
>7 inch dick
>like to be dominated
Convert to boypussyism.
5'9
160 lbs
NEET
No Income
Don't own shit
No car
No drugs
Socially and Mentally Retarded
No kids
6inch penis in a good day
living with mommy
21 years old
>>27987715
No woman would ever date anyone with no friends or social life and if they tell you otherwise, they're lying.
>>27987663
>A gas station job and majority of your freetime sink being vidya are the dealbreakers
It's all I know. I'm only taking general studies classes but don't know what my "passion" is anymore. I only know I just don't want some desk job I'll hate and blow my brains out at 35 over.
At least with the night shift you can see some funny shit.
>>27986633
> 6'1
>165 lbs
> 40 hrs at above California minimum wage
>still living at home
> own a car
> No drugs, rarely drink alcohol
> No mental illness
> no kids
> not a virgin
I can't compete with OP and his 2 vehicles and the fact that he has his own place.
>>27987686
tough love is something your father gives you so you get better grades
What women do after they came home from meeting their girlfriends and hearing all about their new guys and how much money they have and blabla then treat you like shit for things that you cannot control. is not tough love
The "femanon" acts like she is a special snowflake, she is just a bitch, all women do this kind of mental abuse to get something from you (to provide better). She is just ugly or wants guys of her age to provide like her father or something.
>>27987724
>are you submissive?
yes I am
location?
>>27987713
>what game(s)? this weighs heavily on your rating.
Counter-Strike.
I first started with CS 1.6 when I was 14, then moved onto WoW Arena (from S3 to S6), then played League for a bit but ultimately quit because fuck that game, and now full circle back to CS:GO.
pls no bully
>>27987756
I'm not averse to the idea, my mommy gf would have to be gentle as I've never had buttplay before
>>27987593
>I respect my ideals too much
Good meme. Your ideals would disappear in a heartbeat under the right circumstances
>>27987406
Smoking is the dealbreaker for me. Can't stand it. I think you've got plenty of hope though. Everything else looks great.
>>27987427
The shitty job that you hate is the dealbreaker. It probably makes you miserable and drains your energy for much else.
>>27987466
You sound like a total catch, anon. I don't see how you got that far without getting a gf while being funny, athletic and friendly.
>>27987495
>enthusiastic cunnilingist
Dealbreaker for me, but probably not for every woman. I hope you can find yourself someone who appreciates that.
>>27987496
You would even be husband material. Smart, interesting, ambitious, confident.
>>27987529
Not really enough info here to decide. Elaborate, anon.
>>27987811
>mommy gf
I think you mean daddy bf
>>27987713
look at that rambling mess of self-importance. she immediately starts subtley implying that everyone's goal should be her, by trying to place her self above us, by judging us like anyone would consider her pork but the weakest among us.
GET THE FUCK OUT ROASTIE
Gonna post bc lesbian so why not
>19 y/o, 5'7 grill
>in school
>part time job
>rent appt with friends
>fit (with wide hips and big thighs)
>32 C tits
>studying to be an engineer
>speak 4 languages and asl
>not virgin but have never taken dick/dildo
>sexual deviant
i guess that's all?
>6'0"
>Not fat
>Well-paying white collar job
>My own place
>Car
>Musician (play several instruments)
Though this may seem at least somewhat impressive, if I was as open about my negative qualities as well anybody in their right mind would be repulsed.
>>27987842
I'm not gaypromise
>5' 9"
>live with mom at 28
>overweight
>nice voice
>blue eyes
>no receding hair line
>play lots of video games
>use dip
>have done lots of different drugs
>funny
>pale and white
>can play guitar
who wants me?
>>27986633
>188cm
>80kg
>Junior executive at tech company
>Reservation for Tesla model 3
>Look like a Chinese knock off of pic
>12 cm wang :(
>>27987836
>The shitty job that you hate is the dealbreaker. It probably makes you miserable and drains your energy for much else.
You are right, i even have to work on weekends.. nights
>>27987778
I don't want to make you feel bad, but it's that lack of passion/ambition that's the dealbreaker. Are video games not something you could devote your life to? Because then the time spent on them wouldn't be a negative, it's be improvement. Look at the other anon, who does pro gaming. Maybe something like that.
>>27987769
Yes but why, i need reasons. If i socialize, that would be only to have a good personality, to get girls. Which is pathetic, anything whose reason is girls, is pathetic. I'm just, not interested in socializing. Small talks don't excite me. Well at least talking, i'm not really a talker but i like to listen.
>>27987836
I'm pretty low key about my smoking, I know it's a big no-no for my attractiveness, and I'm willing to do without for a good woman. It's not super important to me, just something I do when I walk home from work.
>>27987866
Just shut up and post your dick/face so I can jack off to it.p-please
>>27987730
>6'3"
>have own stolen car
>enough money to do basic things
>don't do drugs or smoke
>have quite a few friends
>people generally like me for some reason
>Into traditional games and chinese cartoons but not sperg-tier
>willing to try and do new stuff as long as it's not boring and mundane
>highly religious
Everything else you can assume the worst about
Very ready to die alone
I already have a girlfriend, but why not?
>5'11
>215 lbs (on the path to better shape, already lost 25 lbs)
>enjoy running/working out
>have license and vehicle
>have my own apartment
>good cook and enjoy making a wide variety of dishes
>enjoy fine wines and making cocktails too
>gainfully employed with opportunity to become the owner of successful business down the line
>college graduate
>going back to school to get degrees in stuff I am interested because I have the time and money to do so
>can play guitar and sing very well
>have put out albums and am still active in the local music scene (though not as much as I used to be)
>can draw/paint/write pretty well
>wide range of hobbies from the arts & music to hiking, target shooting and other crap
>funny/good with kids/moderately social
>slight drinking problem when depression kicks up
>smoke pot maybe once every couple of months but could easily do more or never again, depending
>like doing spur of the moment road trips (ex. one day I woke up thinking about visiting the Badlands and a few hours later, I booked the hotels and made a rough itinerary for a week long trip)
>7.5 in penis
>want 2 kids
>want at least two dogs and one cat
>not allergic to anything
>no family history of diseases or illness other than a few cancer cases and depression
>have good relationship with friends and family
>>27987793
Even though I have few friends. Do not discuss these things with them, and believe it to be my own responsibility to make my own money and provide for my family. I want happy children and a husband that can be a good father. Even if he doesn't work, I am happy. I dont spend much money anyway. Everything I own is second hand. I am my own provider and I believe that scares some guys away. Even though I promise to always stand by those who I resoect
>6'4"
>167lbs
>master's student, will transition into industry after graduation
>owns his own vehicleit's actually very nice considering my income
>no drugs
>former alcoholic, fully recovered, drink very seldom anymore and usually don't go past 3 beers.
>no kidsdon't rate me because i'm not on the market. will an hero after my parents pass away.just here to prove that these lists are complete bullshit and you can be "dateable" if you can spin-doctor things to look like you have your shit together.also, no such thing as fembots
>>27987918
>have a gf
This guy takes over the #1 ranking
>>27987905
Not gud enough and they're fun, but I can't see myself enjoying them in the long run if I did it for money.
I really wish I had something to give that much of a shit about. It's not like I'm bitter about my position in life, I just really wish I could find something to give me a real spark to live and not just survive.
These lists are all bullshit. Don't listen to fembots ITT. I'm a total loser and I've fucked several fembots.
>>27987349
>I like that you seem to like your family, anon.
Family is pretty important for me, even when it comes to dating. I feel like people should be courting the family, as well as the girl/guy.
At least, that's how I like it done, when a woman is trying to get into my good graces.
>You sound like an all-round great guy
That's sweet of you to say, anon! I'll try not to let it go to my head, lol
>>27987566
Well thank you! I've been called handsome.
But I was a late-bloomer, for damn sure.
>>27987915
Fucking faggots REEEEEEEE
>>27987947
>6'4"
>167lb
Holy lanklet.
Guys, ALL of you must specify if you're virgins/KHV or not...I can't properly rate you unless I know for sure you're 100% mint in the box...
>can breath
>will pat on the head when you sleep
>decide to try this
>never get past the first few points because cant put information down succintly enough and dont want to write a novel because that's autistic and ive been recognized here before and these dont do anything for me anyways
>>27987982
i literally can not gain weight. it's absurd.
>>27987992
I'm
>>27987646
>>27987671
I am a virgin, but when I was younger some mean grills kissed me as a dare
So I'm not kissless
>5'7
>115 lbs
>No job
>No car
>Poor family
>Live in middle of nowhere in the US
>Not bad looking if you like white guys with glasses and floofy/wavy hair
>No drugs, kids, or addictions
>Vidya, light anime, movies, and cuddling
>>27987992
>implying virginity is attractive to girls
Gotta try harder friendo
>>27987548
The sadface about your own penis again. It's very unappealing. Plenty of people have bent penises. Don't get so hung-up on things, /r9k/ preys on insecurities.
>>27987622
Partying is a red flag, but as long as it's not degenerate stuff you're boyfriend material.
>>27987642
You can get a job with a Masters in History without even having teaching experience. You can get online jobs that pay at least $15/hr, so the license doesn't matter. You aren't able to help yourself and thrive on pity, and that's a dealbreaker.
>>27987646
It could go either way, depending on what you want out of life. I think you could grow into a great boyfriend, and probably would be a catch for another shy teenager.
>>27987679
Depends on what kind of Asian, but you sound like a great guy.
>>27987680
You definitely appeal to a certain type of woman, pretty sure my sister would be all over you. You should try writing. Get a bit more of an artsy side going and I bet the women will flock to you.
>>27988018
You seem cute desu but I couldn't do the religious thing. I'm sorry about the mean grills though thats awful of them ;__;
>>27987724
I'm a switch.
I like taking control, and I like letting go.
Taking control is hot, and surrendering it is cathartic
all depends on my mood, and how hard work has been lately
So this is it, even on /r9k/ everyone is normie.
<6'2
<70 kg
<german
<18
<part time job
<living with parents
<no drugs
<depression and anxiety
<girls used to call me cute and handsome in highschool
>>27987329
>lesbian families
>>27988036
Accidentally posted before I was done.
>27 years old
>virgin
>still living with mother and older brother while actively seeking a job
>>27988049
It's not. But I'm a girl with a virgin fetish so. Why else would I lurk here? This is actually my first time posting instead of just lurking. Feels weird.
>>27988053
MORE FUCKING SITTING ON HIGH, JUDGING LIKE THIS ROASTIE CUNT IS BETTER THAN US!
FUCK U ROASTIE NO ONE WANTS U!!!
>>27988090
>girl with a virgin fetish
>>27988090
>It's not. But I'm a girl with a virgin fetish so.
Wanna take my virginity?
>>27987713
CON'T
>>27987310
boyfriendable/10, how old are you?
>>27987406
definitely dateable/10
Idunno how I feel about blonde hair though, just as a personal preference. some guys can pull it off and some can't.
>>27987427
why can't you get a job?
>posting bf resume in bf resume thread
>"gf are not worth"
sour grapes if I ever saw them.
could be dateable/10 but you need to drop the muh women r whores act.
>>27987466
very dateable/10
good that you're able to stay optimistic and light-hearted where others have failed.
>>27987495
boyfriendable/10
although I am also very warm so if we cuddle at night there has to be no blankets.
>>27987496
>perfect SAT
don't know if I'd believe that.
>there isn't anything I can't do
>counting .5" in height
confirmed insecure/overcompensating.
>>27987548
cock isn't a problem, but you def need to get OLDER
fucking young kids on the internet these days I swear
>>27987622
>like to party but can be socially awkward
what?
dateable/10 otherwise.
>>27987642
you know most of the negative things on your list are entirely your fault?
lose a bit of weight, it'll help your facial aesthetics, get a job even if it's not in your major and get a license.
boom. that's like half of your negative points gone.
>>27987646
I just added you on skype from another thread, KEK
>>27987679
why do you live with your parents if you're a doctor?
move out and get some pussy, tall asians are qt. boyfriendable/10 once you have your own place.
>>27987680
boyfriendable/10
I'd love to hear some of your stories, anon. s-skype?
>>27987683
>likes femdom
it's my personal preference, but I'm just not into that. what's offensive about your sense of humor? get a job/10
>5'10''
>White
>Blue eyes
>Curly light brown hair
>6/10 face at least
>Relatively intelligent
>Awkward
>OCD
>Depressed
>Social anxiety
>5-6 inches
>Handholdless kissless virgin
>Radical political views
>Obsessed with giant boobs
I think that's a relatively fair description
>>27988090
go back to lurking faggot
>>27988054
I don't know what that means
Should I add another post saying I'm not asking for someone to convert?
>>27988097
I'd really love to see what these women look like. A woman's entire value is her looks. I'm sure these women look as bad as our resumes are, which is why they're here rating virgins resumes.
>>27988101
Thats why I've only lurked until now. I knew no one would believe it.
>>27986633
>6'1
> 128 lb
> in debt
> no savings
>graduating in a field I'll be working 60 hours a week in starting at 45-50k and 80-90 in a year since I have a degree if I play my cards right, it only goes up from there.
>2 cars
>trying to improve my physique, used to weigh 110lbs so I've made some considerable improvement
>Higher than a 3.4 gpa in college
>still live with my parents at the moment
Every single women ever thinks im hitting on them when i'm just being nice so hopefully someone can tell me why thats the case. I even use body language to demonstrate im just trying to be nice and not flirtatious.
>Like animals favorite is cat
>Favorite flavor of food is Tex Mex
>Currently listening to the music genre known as synthwave
I mean i guess i have all the essentials out of the way. Any prospective ladies should ahve an open mind. Lack of unsightly nipples is a plus.
>6'4''
>8/10 face
>Killed fitty men in war
>Shins blown off
>Now only 5' nothing
>>27988090
>>27988108
TIMESTAMP TITS OR GTFO
>>27987947
i like this post
you should procreate, tall genes are cool
>>27987713
>are you totally adverse to them now? do you drink?
Yeah, I've been clean ever since I started the training which is about a year ago. I do still drink though
>everyone here is a normie
Going to probably kill myself this year.
Me too friendo, I count macros, calories, and lift. Barely any gains after 3 months. Initially I gained 5lbs the first month and now it's just stopped.
>>27988106
Maybe. A guy being a virgin doesn't sell them to me completely, but it definitely helps. The more virgin (KHV) the better.
>>27988153
still, u took out a lot of nazzies u handsome bastard
>tfw ignored even in this thread despite posting relatively early and even though I thought I had a good resume/stats
Fuck me, man. Whatever, chin up right bros? R-right?
im a grill and i find a ton of you attractive so i guess id post this to see if im qt gf material?
> 5' 9"
> pretty chubby in a thicc way, size 14 dress
> above average boobs and butt
> lightskin black girl that talks like a basic white girl
> weeb
> in college (poor myself because college and no job, but from a wealthy family)
> cutesy and innocent to most
> is actually a closet pervert into really kinky shit
> libertard
> agnostic
> virgin
>>27987329
what are you studying originel
>>27987992
Cuz I'm already posting my stats
>>27986858
21 and completely untouched so far. Only girl hugs come from family, never passionatelyheld handswith a girl.
>>27988138
the idiot roasties judging in this thread, like they're somehow remotely desirable, are all ham galaxies who probably smell fucking terrible and have more than one tooth missing. probably the type that don't even cook.
>>27988231
Geotechnical engineering, with a focus on mine design. And no, I'm not a condescending dick about my degree
>>27988224
> agnostic
No
>>27988108
the blonde hair looks pretty good on me. I think it's my best physical feature. The only issue is that my eyebrows are really really light. My hair is a darker blonde, slightly reddish.
Guaranteed not to go bald, but I don't think it'll silver up when I get older. If my hair ends up like my dads, it's going to be a dark grey.
>7'6''
>311 lbs
>Shoe Size 18 (wink)
>Basketball hall of fame
>$65,000,000
>Highest IQ in the NBA
>>27987683
The no job is a red flag, but not necessarily a dealbreaker. You should pick up a hobby that isn't media consumption and you'll probably be more attractive to the dom ladies.
>>27987766
Being retarded is a dealbreaker. You wouldn't be able to raise a family.
>>27987782
Not really enough info to tell, but you sound like boyfriend material.
>>27987851
Languages and engineering make you seem adorable and well-rounded. You'd be gf material.
>>27987855
Given you didn't elaborate your negative aspects, I wouldn't be able to say for sure. But you sound excellent from your positives.
>>27987877
Dip and drugs are dealbreakers.
>>27987878
Sadface about your penis is a dealbreaker.
>>27987917
Stolen car while religious? How does that work? You sound like a nice guy aside from the felony.
>>27987947
Three beers still seems like a lot for former alcoholics. Please try to take it out completely, it might make you less susceptible to wanting to die.
>>27988036
I was going to say you sound like a good match for another teen, but then you say you're 27. If you were younger, you'd be dateable. I think you can still get there though, anon. Good luck on the job hunt.
>>27988264
But you are a nasty slut who should fuck off
>>27986633
>5'11
>155 lbs lean lanklet
>hapa
>virgin
>microbiology degree from top20 world university
>almost no debt
>low ambition
>planning to go back to school to get a technical degree for medical lab work
>tutor kids that are behind in reading and math
>own vehicle and enjoys driving
>more male online friends than irl
>no mental illnesses
>no drugs
>alcohol socially
>still have hair
>take care of a dog
>live with parents
>good relations with family
>almost no anime watching
>almost no game playing
>watches friends play games
>>27988253
Honestly, I'm more willing to accept they're all normal ass robot dudes just responding to get (You)s, but it feels good to even pretend that we have a chance sometimes.
>>27988239
Actually, I thought your application was pretty good to begin with but knowing this makes it better. Thank you!!
>>27988224
How busty we talking?
>>27988138
None of them will do it though because then it cracks the illusion that they are even worth giving the time of day to.
Any woman who spends her time rating bf resumes on fucking /r9k/ is legitimate trash. You could be doing literally anything else.
>>27988281
>How does that work?
You're now aware that St. Paul was religious and also is well known for killing a lot of Christians
>>27986633
>>5'11"
>>175lbs, swimmers body
>>Nursing student - electives in Emerg
>>Lifeguard in the summer to pay for school
>>own a car (Mazda 3 no big deal)
>>Occaisonal use of weed, social drinker
>>Learning to be more confident, quite shy
>>No kids
>>Blue-Grey eyes (probably the only feature Im super confident about)
>>blonde hair
>>7"x5" penor
Trying to be more confident in myself before I "deserve" a gf. I think I need to be happy with myself before I am happy with someone else, but by all means lets see if I deserve one now.
>>27988224
OP here
would you date a manlet?
>6'0"
>158 lbs (skinnyfat skelly sorta idk)
>Retail job
>Aspiring Teacher (won't graduate until 26, am 22 now)
>Rent an okay apartment in a good part of town
>Own a car
>No smoking or drugs
>Drinking on occasions
>No mental illness
>No kids
>Genuinley nice person
>Good social and sex life
I hope my gf doesn't reply to me ITT and say not dateable, not likely though as she's a normie
>5'7
>average build
>on a graduate fast track scheme with a global market leader in my profession
>have a semi-creative role which I love
>take perscription meds that I don't need, benzos and opiates
>don't do class A's any more but would like to
>play sports 2-3 times a week
>drink every night
>some mental health issues that I've been actively working on improving
>healthy if somewhat distant relationship with family based more on geography than anything
eh, I've some major flaws and crutches I should eliminate but I'm more focused on my career now. I push myself hard to achive what I want but I've a very adictive personality that I find hard to control.
>>27988264
i dont expect you to be because its not vogue enough to brag about but i also dont expect you to be female. no belief
>6'1''
>180 lbs
>Half black, on my father's side
>Transferred to Columbia
>Civil Rights attorney with focus on constitutional law
>Basketball
>>27988304
i have Ds, but theyre pretty proportionate to my body and i dont normally wear tight clothes so people barely notice that my boobs are as big as they are
>5'5
>currently double majoring CS/math
>good at what I do, like top of the class good
>curly hair, a bit brown because I'm Latino
>love reading, bookworm
>look really dorky
>like to drink but only with people close to me
>not a total loser, have had a gf before
>interests are weird music, Chinese cartoons, reading and watching movies
>>27988178
>Maybe. A guy being a virgin doesn't sell them to me completely, but it definitely helps.
What else is necessary? I'm not exactly kissless because a girl kissed me once, but I panicked and ran away.
>>27988345
uh depends on your definition of manlet. i dont think i could date anyone below 5'6", just because im so much taller, i feel like it would look weird and feel weird while kissing lol
>>27988224
Dateable/10, would do kinky stuff with. But I don't really think it would last.
>20 years
>5'10"
>140 lbs recovering skellington
>5.5" dick
>below average face
>college dropout
>currently employed
>trust fund babby, lots of money in the family
>travel often
>on antidepressants and occasionally abuse prescription xanax
>enjoy backpacking, camping, anime, and gun collecting
>have a car
pls reply
>>27988138
I'm not a fembot, I just like survey threads. I'm taken, and so my ratings are probably moot, but the thread wasn't taking off without any women rating.
>>27988066
Mental illnesses are the dealbreakers, but I have hope you can eventually get better, Germanon. Keep doing well.
>>27988111
The mental illnesses are dealbreakers, plus tittymonster obsession in a context where the woman making the rating isn't a tittymonster herself.
>>27988149
It sounds like you're excited about your career, so long hours aren't bad imo. You sound like a great catch. Don't worry about the debt.
>>27988151
TexMex and cats make for boyfriend material.
>>27988396
Superficial as fuck
Get out nigger
>>27988062
>>27987724
>>27988062
Oh sorry, you're talking in a general sense.
No, I'm not submissive.
I'm pretty difficult to control or manipulate (or so I think), But I yield to reason, compassion, and knowledge quite easily.
To be honest, I compliment dominant women a little better than submissive, because I like to share the decision-making with my partner, also, cowardly or timid people sometimes arouse mild contempt in me.
The only problem is, it can be frustrating for dominant women when I dig my heels in on something. That can be a pretty epic clash, whereas that doesn't happen with submissive girls.
>boyfriendable/10, how old are you?
I'm 33, been around the block a few times
>>27988394
>he thinks this is a real girl
these are called catfish
welcome to the internet
>>27988396
where u located?
i'll take you out friday
>>27988379
Oh yeah I'm at 130 lbs and have good money from parents.
I'm also easily distracted which many girls like to think it's endearing
>>27987848
>implying they didn't all post in order to get rated and (You)s
stop projecting and contribute to the thread or leave. are you mad I didn't like your resume?
>>27987836
>>enthusiastic cunnilingist
>Dealbreaker for me,
are you retarded?
>>27987797
I guess it could be worse, still fps are normie-tier as fuck.
I guess that's good for you though, because the more normie you are, the more girls you appeal to.
>>27987855
what instruments do you play? I love musicians.
I'd at least give you a shot. what do you think is so negative about you?
>>27987877
>>>>>use dip
dropped in the trash. cut that nasty shit out.
>>27987878
tall asians are qt.
your dick size isn't as important as you think it is. dateable/10
>>27987917
>stolen car
wut?
>highly religious
gross.
>>27987918
>already have a girlfriend
reee etc.
>>27987947
why do you want to kill yourself?
>>27988036
you are so small
pls gain weight so you don't look like a child.
>white guys with floofy/wavy hair and glasses
p-post pic??
>>27988066
>backwards greentext arrows
retard/10 pls go
>>27988202
Which one were you? I don't see any early ones that were missed.
>>27988224
would you date?
>>27987406
What's your location? I'm up in New England
>>27988281
>Three beers still seems like a lot for former alcoholics. Please try to take it out completely, it might make you less susceptible to wanting to die.
considering i used to drink a full bottle of liquor a day i'd say it was an improvement.
regardless if you think not drinking will make someone want to die less it shows you know very, very little about substance abuse.
>>27988412
i dont think im as superficial as the girls that are 4'11" and wont even consider guys below 5'8". is it really that bad that i think a guy being 4 inches shorter than me is a dealbreaker?
>>27988397
why wouldnt it last?
>>27988281
>>27987782 here
Thanks for that.
Just curious: what other info would one need to tell?
>>27988108
>it's my personal preference, but I'm just not into that. what's offensive about your sense of humor? get a job/10
Anything that normal people would take as racist, misogynist, etc. I had a previous girlfriend that took offense to everything I said so I'd rather not have another repeat of that. I'm working on the job part.
>>27988394
I'd have to be interested in them for more than just sex because I'm shy desu and could never just have random/casual sex with people.
>6'3''
>160 lbs
>Decent Job, I don't like it but I'm going to take online classes and take a 3-4 day a week job depending
>Great sense of fashion
>Good income
>Live in apartment, 650 bucks a moth, it's pricey but then again I don't eat much/date/or go out much
>1976 Silver Chevy Impala
>Quiet guy
>A little awkward but in a cute way I'm told
>Cute dog
>No Drugs
>No Mental Illness
>No Kids
The real ringer is, I'm a virgin, so you know... No STI
>>27986696
>air traffic controller
Air force?
>>27988448
>>enthusiastic cunnilingist
>Dealbreaker for me,
are you retarded?
No, it's a personal hang-up. I was raised Baptist.
>>27988469
I don't know about it personally, but most of my family are abusers. I can't understand any of them. My sister just got her last two kids taken away because she somehow can't stop being on meth. It doesn't make sense to me.
Anyway, I hope the best for you regardless. I would hope for your parents' longevity, but I don't know if that negates the former hope.
>>27988145
Because there's nothing to believe.
There is nothing desirable about male virginity, nothing in your brain could logically give you that kink. And there are a lot of fucked up fetishes out there that make more sense when you take the time to think. This one is just incomprehensible.
>>27988467
the smoker thing is kinda a turn off desu :/
but thats just me
>>27988445
ny, ive never actually been out on a date before haha
>religious always a bad thing
;_;
>>27988530
too far away
that sucks. i would like to have a tall gf.
>>27988474
Things like hobbies, ambitions, unique traits, anything that makes you stand out.
>>27988448
>why do you want to kill yourself?
honestly? because life is hollow, pointless, and has nothing left to offer me anymore.
i've done all the things i wanted to do.
>>27988487
>I'd have to be interested in them for more than just sex because I'm shy desu and could never just have random/casual sex with people.
Yes, of course. Where are you from by the way?
>>27988530
I'd quit right now, and if you're capital district, I'll take you out Friday.
>>27988410
As expected, tittymonsters are much more caring
well boys, seeing as how worthless roasties like me are totally accepted now to judge and cuck u faggots, i guess i should post my stats 2 keksters!
> 4' 5" (i know i know, typical roastie height. but look past it!)
> Weeb (did i need to say it?)
>Strong foul aroma of decay (u can't deal with the smell of a real woman? then u better move along!)
> Fat as a house (big is beautiful, right fellow roasties?)
> Saggy, deflated tits for my age (comes from using them as arm rests for years)
>Gaping vagina (good for playing silly pranks, hey honey, where'd ur controller go hehe)
> Cuckold fetish (i really just wanna cuck all guys and take everything they love and value, but u kno that silly)
> Graduated college (still nostalgic for all the miles of professor cock. shame i still scored in the bottom percentile)
> Kinda loud and love to speak my mind (u won't shut me up patriarchy!)
> Libertard
> Whore
>4 kids (u better be ready to step up cucks!(
>>27988581
I imagine they have more estrogen in them from the chest appendages.
>>27988518
once you're past the peer pressure phase, most people abuse drugs because life is shit and they want a from the stress, worry and anguish. its the oldest form of escapism there is.
but thanks anyway.
>>27988570
im more like nyc
>>27988471
my borderline manletism would just drive you away baka desu senpai
>>27988569
I'm from the East Coast. US.
>6'3''
>somewhat chubby at 210 lbs
>darke blonde hair, blue eyes
>working part-time in a cinema
>live with parents
>23 but feel like an 8yo
>no drugs at all including alcohol, but I don't mind people drinking
>good at improving moods and preventing suicides
>creative
>bad at anything practical
>would love to try out new stuff together
>will never go on a rollercoaster though
>>27988633
mooooods pls remove this
>>27988614
I did send in an application to a company in downtown manhattan, but they're looking for a mid/senior developer, and I'm probably another year or two from being a mid developer.
>>27986633
>6'4"
>220 lbs
>chemist
>successful cancer researcher (published in literature, 1 patent pending)
>polyglot (Spanish, German, Dutch, French, learning Italian)
>live on my own
>own a car
>never smoked weed, been drunk twice
>no mental illness
>no kids
>no physical debilitation
But I'm also
>5/10 on a good day (by my own estimation)
And people tell me they're "intimidated by my intelligence" which I have a hard time fixing ;_; I'm working on purposefully using smaller words in conversation, and not talking about my research.
>>27988151
not having nipples may be a dealbreaker
>>27988633
oh my god this is so amazingly lewd
thank you anon
>>27988633
MODS REMOVE THIS
>>27986633
OP. Only good looking people are entitled to a relationship, regardless of character and habits.
>>27988687
why? what's wrong? is it making u too rock hard u can't focus?
>5'7
>College Educated
>Millionaire Parents
>Own several offices which earn me 3-4k$ a month
>Own an entire apartment
>Own a comfy house close to the beach.
>4-5/10 facial aesthetics
>Timid as fuck
>Only hobbies are vidya and anime.
Here I go
>5'7"
>21yo
>baby face
>128lbs borderline skeleton
>third year at uni (chemistry and pharmacy)
>live with my 2 sisters
>no vehicle
>no mentall illness diagnosed
>I've tried many drugs, but it was just that I don't do them at all now
>Well educated about music and films
>I don't watch anime, though I've watched some
>can play bass and guitar, but I only own a bass
>no close friends, problems socializing
>anxiety
>5-6/10 looks, I've been a 9 on /soc/
>quiet
>/smartbutlazy/
>dead father
>virgin
>non fedora atheist
>deep voice, literally the only compliment I always get
>listen to music all day, I show up with my earphones/headphones everywhere
>really depressed but I don't think it shows
>humour based on contrarianism
>I dress well
>good hygiene
>fucked up schedule
>I like the city over the country side so I'm not an outdoor person, literally hate nature
>slightly avoidant
>>27988714
aw, what a sweet photo. we should all be so lucky to find love some day.
>>27988281
>Good luck on the job hunt.
Aint easy finding a job since this area is such a shithole. Wish I could move but can't afford it. Happens though.
>pls gain weight
Metabolism has always been sick, but if I could afford better food than this frozen stuff I probably would put on a bit of muscle.
>post pic
I don't do that here sorry. You'd have to trade me in private. For reference, I've had people come up to me in public and tell me I look a fair bit like a young John Lennon.
>>27988298
Totally boyfriend material.
>>27988331
Drop the weed and you'd be perfect boyfriend material.
>>27988353
Drug abuse is the dealbreaker for me, but I'm glad you're improving your mental health.
>>27988369
You sound out of place here, but the half-black would be a dealbreaker for me. I bet you could find plenty of girls into you at Columbia.
>>27988379
You sound pretty adorable, and my sister would be all over you. Not my type, but you are definitely a type.
>>27988407
The drug abuse is bad, but at least you're medicating yourself. You seem like a really cool guy otherwise.
>>27988511
Cute dog, cool ass car, total boyfriend material.
>>27988733
But everyone knows Paul McCartney was the cutest beatle
>>27988156
those aren't both me
also highly original meme friend
never saw that one before
>>27988162
did you have a problem with the drugs or something?
I only ask because I think occasional use of psychedelics is a good thing.
>>27988267
p-post pic? now I'm curious.
>>27988111
>blue eyes
>trips
what kind of political views are we talking?
dateable/10
>>27988149
why are you so skinny?
I can't help you with the niceness/flirting thing. I think that really says more about the woman than about you.
dateable/10
>>27988151
I love cats. dateable/10
>>27988298
boyfriendable/10
it's really cool that you tutor kids.
>>27988331
>I think I need to be happy with myself before I am happy with someone else
you're smart to boot.
boyfriendable/10 lemme see those eyes.
>>27988352
>has gf
then why are you even posting?
>>27988353
almost dateable/10 IF I wasn't trying to avoid drinking every night myself.
I definitely don't need someone tempting me to pick that back up.
you should stop abusing prescription drugs.
>>27988369
your mom is a coalburner :(
otherwise good that you've pursued a good career. probably dateable/10 as long as you don't talk like a nigger.
>>27988379
what kind of weird music?
I'm too tall for you tho :<
boyfriendable to midgets/10
>>27988407
dateable/10
don't waste your money on girls. find a way to make the money work for you.
>>27986633
>19
>5'7
>178lbs
>Make at minimum 1266 a month with no OT
>live around at aunt, friends, grandparents, dont have own place
>pretty social, have some great friends I like to be around.
>i'd say average looks, got good hair genetics (beard, head hair grows quick and thick)
>own my own car
>stopped smoking cancer amd bud
>stopped drinking
>not very emotionally stable but can stay reserved when not under the influence of anything
>no kids
>might join marines
>>27988518
>No, it's a personal hang-up. I was raised Baptist.
Doesn't wipe properly
>>27988546
I play guitar. I know, guitarists are a dime a dozen. I like to think I take it a step further because I don't just play a few chords here and there. I experiment with different tunings and the positioning of a capo. I've got a massive boner for DADGAD tuning right now.
I started exercising again in January. I've never been fat or anything but I'd rather not let myself deteriorate physically.
My main ambition is to get a book published. At present I have many, many unfinished short stories and a few in-progress novels. They all remain unfinished because I work 40 hours so I don't always have time to do stuff since off days are spent resting, running errands, or taking care of shit for others.
>>27988670
We could work something out
>>27986633
>6'1
>Skelly with some muscle + abs
>Studying CS
>No vehicle because I don't need one but I can/might buy one
>Own my apartment
>6 inch penis
>No friends
>white 7/10
>>27988776
Maybe when he was younger, but I definitely take it as a compliment. I think John would've aged better if he was given the chance. If I got some of those little glasses I'd probably be the spitting image honestly. I'm even in need of a haircut currently.
I'm curious what r9k thinks of me.
> 26 y.o.
> 78k/yr
> 2016 Camry
> 3br 2ba house
> 6'0"
> 185 lbs
> 6.5in
Pic because idk about my facial aesthetics.
tfw there are no 5'2 / 5'3 boys in this thread
i just want a small guy :(
>5'9
>134 lbs
>23
>below average looks
>am a registered nurse
>now studying to be a paramedic
>have car/place
>looking to buy a home next year
>have lots of money from inheritance
>use all sorts of drugs mainly prescription
>have been diagnosed with mental illnesses
>no kids
>no friends
>still a virgin
>4 inch cock
>>27988788
>p-post pic? now I'm curious.
email address? I'm not posting for pics collectors
>>27988877
My preference is with a young McCartney but I gotta admit John was a real qt3.14 when he was a young man. They sure don't make em like that anymore
>>27988900
I have no idea why it rotated my picture. Posted from mobile.
>>27988851
>Studying CS
blackballed
28/m/Canada
Physical:
>White
>5'11 and a half
>Fit (work out 4 days a week)
>Black hair, greenish brown eyes
>7 inch penis
Everything else:
>Front End Web Developer at a University
>56k in savings
>No kids, but wants
>No drugs/smoking, rarely drinks
>Interests include reading, gaming, fitness, anime, spending time with friends, going out, etc.
>play d&d on weekends
>No mental illnesses
>Laid back personality, but ambitious in life.
>kik is memoryhold on the off chance someone actually read this and is interested
Why I'm single:
I literally refuse to date a girl who isn't the following:
>virgin
>pretty
>white
>>27988649
That rollarcoaster bit's almost a red flag. How come, anon? Bad experience? But you do sound like boyfriend material.
>>27988663
You know you're husband material, anon. I hope you find a smart qt who isn't intimidated.
>>27988710
How do you not have a golddigger gf? Our stations in life are too far removed to think of your as boyfriend material, but you should have women all over you.
>>27988721
Hating nature and /smartbutlazy/ are the dealbreakers. Trying all drugs, if you truly meant only trying, is only a red flag. What makes you hate nature? Allergies or something?
>>27988807
You sound like a good guy, and I bet after the marines you'll be the coolest person in your family.
>>27988851
No friends is a red flag, but not necessarily dealbreaker. Why no friends? Not even online?
