>/r9k/ robot comes into office
>Asks if I can help him with his depression
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Thank you doctor. Just what I was looking for. I knew I could rely on you.
>>27986216
>Stacy asks for birthcontrol
Was it an accident or on purpose?
You suck at these. Let me help you
>_______ walks into the surgery
>line of backstory
>second line of backstory
>optional third line of backstory
>patient makes a request
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Practice makes perfect!
That's exactly my kind of doctor. Thank you based Harold.
>>27986340
Only 1 line of backstory is compulsory, 2 is most common, although 3 is rare.
Also, with the request, there has to specifically be the word give, to following on with the las line
>Wants me to give him X
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
But otherwise you know your stuff Mr Skelly
>>27986216
Thanks doc, I really appreciate it
what's the story behind this meme?
>>27986458
1 line of backstory isn't usually enough to develop the patients issues, so I usually stick with 2. 3 works on occasion, but can make the joke to long and boring and make the reader uninterested because of the author's blabbing.
And yes, the penultimate line has to be
>wants me to give him X
But the ultimate line can rarely vary from
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Example
>robot walks into the surgery
>claims his depression has become too crippling
>tells me he has taken every antidepressant possible
>he wants to fall into an eternal sleep
>asks me for a lethal dose of morphine
>give him a non lethal dose of prozac instead
In this example I used both the optional third line and the reversed punchline. They work well depending on the poster's ability
Why the fuck did I write all this
I don't know but if you need to know anything about Harold posting I'm your guy
>>27986561
The story of Harold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J-1zuT_MaY
>>27986717
Thanks for sharing your wisdom senpai
