Who /dying/ heya?
>Tfw diagnosed with a latent form of cancer
>Tfw have got about 9 months to live (21 yrs)
>Tfw have never kissed or held a woman
Just tell them youre lonely and about to die. Theyll eat it up
>>27985707
get a sexual surrogate so you'll get as good of a grasp on sexuality as possible man
>>27985738
I'd rather die a virgin than have pity sex.
OP, I'm pretty sure there are charities for this sort of thing. Find out how you can get free dosh to travel the world and fuck as many bitches as you can.
>>27985758
Sexual surrogate?
You mean a prostitute.
>>27985776
Naah... I'm too old to be eligible for the Make A Wish foundation anyway.
>>27985707
Now's your chance to score, op. Cancer is one of the biggest turnons for a woman. This is going to completely turn your life around.
Been lying in my bed and listening to this song for the past few days. Just let it all end I say. This world never gave a fuck about me anyway so it doesn't matter in the long run. However, I didn't deserve this... just wanted to live a peaceful life as a reclusive hermit. Playing vidya, watching anime and listening to music. But not even solitude can protect me now. Guess I didn't have much of a life to lose anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzlMB-jJgvk
>>27985911
See this>>27985765
Thanks for the advice though
>>27985707
Dont listen to these other KV's. Just be honest with yourself senpai. Look, Assuming this is not bait for fake you just need to do what makes you feel something you lost quite some time ago. Dig that box out of the closet and play some old games that made you feel back in the day, go out in your backyard and play with old toys you played with as a kid just to feel a shard of what you did before all this. Climb a damn tree or draw in a book, watch old TV shows from your childhood. Its all downhill from here my friend, there is no point in looking for a woman, many spend their life looking for one and its more important for you to be happy and do something that makes you feel before you pass. Just remember those days when you didnt have a care in the world. go back to that world my senpai. Consider this. We love you.
>>27986056
Thanks famalamium.
Recollection of my lost childhood seems like a great idea tbqh.
Considering /drugs/ as well.
Does any robot have experience with heroin?
>>27985707
Shit dude im sorry. If you don't mind I'll pray for you.
You'll get mad pussy in heaven bro.
>>27986030
It's not pity sex, though. Women are genuinely attracted to death. They're like vultures.
Lucky fucker gets to end the ride early.
>>27986200
This.
It doesn't get better. You're only alive because you think it gets better. But it doesn't.
>>27985707
I would suggest going on some sort of killing spree using the tagline "Smash the Patriarchy and Death to White Males". Either suicide by cop, or just plain suicide.
My parents recommended that I go on chemo. But I know that's a futile endeavor and I want to go out with some dignity. There's no point in delaying the inevitable. How am I gonna explain this shit to them?
>>27986291
Tell them they'd have to become necromancers to have any sort of power over you.
But seriously, fuck chemo. It's just a kike ploy to get more money out of desperate dying people and their families, which ends up making them suffer much much more than if they just let the cancer finish the job.
>>27986291
Its your choice brah.
>>27985707
Lucky s.o.b.
If any robots watch anime then I'd appreciate some recommendations. It always seems to take my mind off my predicament.
>>27986410
School live
Ajin
Big order (its a new one)
Your lie in April
Squid girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdpbC3PSNew
A song for crippling depression
>>27986430
Nice. Do any of them have action? Like Berserk or Claymore
>>27986361
Did work for someone in my family still. Maybe it's not something people can afford in the US but here in Europe you can choose to go through it without being crippled by debts.
It still looks like a painful process and ultimately it's OP's choice.
Godspeed, robot.
>>27986451
I'm not depressed. Hard to explain but I just feel... detached. As though it's all happening to someone else.
>>27985707
You're looking at this the wrong way, anon.
You've won!
You're going to die, and you don't even have to off yourself!
All of that pressure that society put upon you to get a gf and get laid? It's GONE!
You're fucking free! Live your life how YOU want to live it, not like everyone tells you to.
>>27986467
School live balances action and cute girls doing cute things
Ajin is action
Big order is action
YLIA is feels heavy drama
Squid girl is cutesy comedy
>>27986243
>>27986200
Kill yourselves then.
I'm really sorry to hear that, OP. I would still think hard about getting that prostitute (a clean and professional one ofcourse) for some enjoyment.
>>27986505
You're probably right... but there's still so many games I wanted to play and movies I wanted to watch. Many of them haven't even been released yet. Been indifferent to girls and sex in general all my life. Good thing that the new Berserk anime is starting its first season this june. George R.R Martin I hope you rot in hell you fat fucking bastard.
>>27986539
>Kill yourselves then.
I dont have the courage
>>27986148
Don't start heroin until your last month otherwise your final days will be fucking miserable
This thread is literal fucking cancer
>>27985707
what kind of cancer is it OP?
>>27986640
How about Meth? It's easy to acquire in my area. Based on what I've read it sounds pretty damn epic. Not sure if my condition would get intensified by it.
>>27985707
We're all dying everyday m8, you're just going sooner than most of us, relax and do stuff dying guys are allowed to do, like forbidden stuff, you know... I mean really forbidden. Have some fun.
>>27985707
pics or scanned medical docs or pics of your meds for proof
>>27986729
I'd rather not talk about it if you don't mind.
>>27986795
>if you don't mind.
Yes we do, just say it fgt
>>27986795
why the fuck not?
Is it really that bad?
>>27986795
It must be penis cancer.
>>27985707
I would write down my memories so i could at least remain alive in the mind of some distant stranger. You got nine months anon, destroy the world with a river of ink.
do this OP, i bought life insurance and had them named as the beneficiary
http://www.alcor.org/
I'm so sorry, Anon. I hope you will find peace and perhaps experience happiness in your last months.
Godspeed.
>>27986950
How the fuck can you buy life insurance when you have cancer?
And why are you speaking in the past tense? Did you die before?
>>27986833
Prostate cancer isn't that bad since many cases have been successfully treated. Mine is a lot worse however. It's called exocrine pancreatic.
>>27986974
in the past i bought life insurance, to pay for being frozen when i die
don't know if OP has the money but perhaps his family does
i'm immortal
feels good
I'm sorry OP.
We all have to die someday. I think about death often and how it is always around the corner. I'm 26 and when I see people younger than me suffering or dying, I just can't imagine it. None of really know how much time we have left on this earth, all we can do is come to peace with it and try to be as happy and spiritually sound as we can before we do pass. Give it your all anon, don't give up, it's not over yet. If it really is the last few mths of your life, don't waste it.
I hope you recover and life a long and happy life in peace.
God bless you.
>>27986584
>George R.R Martin I hope you rot in hell you fat fucking bastard
You're just one of many characters who die off before getting a real conclusion.
>>27987028
>pancreatic cancer that young
shit sorry to hear that OP, it actually makes me mad
Do me a favor and try to make your last months the best and try to get laid
>>27985707
>decide to get my shit together
>decide to get /fit/
>legs hurts a little so go to the doctors
>severe arthitis at 24
>doc says it's going to get worse
>it does
>can barely move anymore without being drugged as fuck
That's it for me niggas, is there any way to OD with codeine? because I have a shitload prescribed, I'm going to do it either way I'm not fit for this life.
This threads makes me sad, you guys
>>27986756
>do stuff dying guys are allowed to do, like forbidden stuff, you know... I mean really forbidden
You mean like photocopy my butt at the library?
>>27986920
Writing has always been a passion of mine. Been thinking about working on a novella that would serve as a sort of subtly symbolic suicide note. A part of me that shall remain in this world whereas I will wither. Nevertheless, to me... it would be a sort of immortality.
If I were you, OP, I would go hog wild and fuck all the prosties you have the money for. You're gonna die anyways, so why worry about STDs? I would do hella cocaine and heroin too. I think you're missing out on a big opportunity here.
kill a baby
then people will always remember you as that guy who killed that baby
OP, how do you feel about it it? For some anon it would probably be a godsend, I guess you aren't one of these? How about your family?Any brothers or sisters?
Anyone else find it ironic that it took nine months for him to be born into this god forsaken realm and it'll take nine again for him to stumble into the eternal grave.
>>27987220
>For some anon it would probably be a godsend, I guess you aren't one of these?
they just feel that way till it happens, it's a fantasy
the reality is different
>>27987233
Damn... you're right. I feel you OP. May you find some measure of solace in this existence or the next.
Pay hooker or kiss ur mother if alive loool
>>27987142
Whatever genre you pick man just make sure to finish it up, just as in ancient Grece, immortality is achieved through the songs of the rhapsodists. Give us your last breath frozen in time forever
>>27987220
For now I just don't know what to feel about all this. I've managed to put on a mask of sadness for my parents and siblings (two brothers and one sis). They see me a lot differently now. Everytime I meet them their eyes hold this glaring sympathy for me. They hardly ever seem to talk naturally when I'm around. Perhaps I haven't been able to process and come two terms with it myself.
Are you still here op? Did you die yet?
>>27987233
Maybe he is going to be reincarnated and in his next life, he's just been conceived.
>>27987720
Yea I'm still here. For some reason felt like conversing with those who might be suffering from a terminal illness as well. Surprised by all the support. Definitely means a lot.
>>27987771
A comforting thought. Yet no matter how much I may want to. I can't bring myself to believe that there's a light at the end of the tunnel and not just an eternal black void of in-existence.
Have a latent heart disorder myself. It'll probably kill me before I hit 25- making beyond that point would be incredibly unlikely. All I can say, OP, is that you should make the best of what days you've got left. Do the shit you've always gotten those weird temptations to do, stop hesitating. What do we have to lose?
I'll see you when we get to where we're going, Anon. Hang in there.
>>27985707
OP watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMRrCYPxD0I
>>27985707
comentario originalle
>>27987134
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Truly outrageous
Your journey through the valley of suffering is almost over.
Go on a helicopter ride and bail out like that guy Billy Burr was talking about.
>>27988240
Woah not bad... not bad at all.
>>27988201
Have you told any of your friends? I have about 1 or 2 buddies that I hang out with occasionally. Contemplating whether or not to tell them since I don't want them to treat me differently.
>be me have "cancer" since 3 years.
>have alcohol pain (Pain in lymph system while drinking alcohol, symptome for lymphoma.)
>get diagnosed with lymphomic cancer
>anxiety started stopped going to doctor
>nothing else happens for 3 years, still the same fitness, same weight everything
>mfw doctors and jews want my money and killing me in the process
Fucking jews, i apparently don't have cancer, but i have in the eyes of the doctors. Never ever trust the mainstream doctor retards, they are stupid as fuck.
>>27988377
Glad you like it :)
Somebody introduced me to Alan Watts years ago and it resonated so deeply that I've never forgotten it.
if you want to live just pay to be frozen and wake up in the future and aquier your GF bot
>>27988475
Do you live in a second world country or some shithole? These kinds of situations are unlikely to happen in 1st world countries
>>27988686
I live in germany, kek.
But that just proves that the conspiracies are true, you don't heve cancer til the doctor says it :D
>>27988377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXq_mVU8nyc
Here's another good one that I think robots can understand.
Go have a bunch of unprotected sex with hookers. HIV can't kill you and you can spread it to all the whores who will proceed to spread it to the normies. You could also visit gay clubs and have them give you blowjobs
>>27986030
>dying and still tries to have pride
grow up boy. pussy's pussy. u'll know how it feels before u go out. doesn't matter the reasoning behind it.
and get really really really really fucking high. a lot.
>>27987109
ur just not even gonna give technology a chance to catch up? they're working on shit right now!
>>27985765
That's good for you because you're on the way to having just that happen.
>>27987220
there's a level of panic involved. it really is ending, whether u chose it or not. that's a heavy weight to know is coming soon.
but it can help thinking of the trillions i have ahead of me in death. and the knowledge that no matter ur efforts to be /fit/ and healthy, ur not all that far behind. 90 years if you're really lucky. not that long a time.
>>27985707
for whatever that's worth, ur in my heart robot.
I'm jealous. I just want this whole life to be over. Say my goodbyes and move out because I'm tired of feeling so out of place in every social situation I find myself in. And living entirely out of a dark room to forget this fact is becoming torturous
Is there a way I can get a lethal disease like OP ?
I can't get aids because I am a virgin and scared of intimacy btw.
>>27985707
I meant a middle aged dude on the bus on day that said he was dying dude was tipsy and was tellin mw how he was spending his money gambling drinking smoking etc
>>27985707
t. Walter White
What does it mean if I feel happy for dying anons? It's like we're all in a waiting room, and every once in awhile one of us gets called up to the desk. I can't help but feel good for him, because he doesn't have to wait any longer. I'm not suicidal or anything, it just makes me happy when I hear about it.
Who /immortal/ here? Honestly I think we'll have the technology to keep me alive forever before I get the chance to die. What do you guys think?
>>27990980
doubt it dude. We were supposed to be colonizing planets and driving rocket cars according to people in the 60s and 70s.
>>27991003
I don't care about my body living forever though. I just want my brain to live in a box that can browse the internet and use a computer interface for eternity. Doesn't seem inconceivable to me, seems easier to do than colonizing planets.
>>27990980
I think you're in for a rude awakening.
I feel so fucking sorry for you dude. I had a false alarm health scare, no one knows how much you take life for granted until you're confronted with death. Fuck death, keep fighting.
>>27990980
I saw an article recently that said that we'll be able to transfer our minds to computers by 2050. Maybe wishful thinking but I don't think it's impossible that we could be immortal.
>>27991561
>transfer our minds to computers
>>27985707
If you can, give your mother a hug.
And make sure you die smiling, listening to your favorite music. Thats what my cousin did when he /dead/ from lyme disease
Please robots, can all of you send me some Big Black Cancer waves to my brain? i need some diyng
>>27985707
you lucky fuck.
Every single day I feel worse and worse. Trapped to live on this shithole of a planet for decades to come. Deep down, I know it's not going to end well for me.
Goodspeed robot
>>27986410
Clannad and Clannad ~After Story~
>>27986430
holy shit taste
hope you are genuinely happy when you die.
RIP robro
>>27986410
Ping Pong The Animation, Shinsekai Yori, and Hyouka are some of my favorites
I knew someone in a similar situation as op. They couldn't take the long wait knowing they were going to die in the end and killed themself early.
>>27986410
I know some shitty anime that is bad but gets you into things, these are actiony, like the fast food of anime
Owari no Seraph
Kekkai Sensen
Noragami
Magi
All of you have my sincere gratitude. Made me feel a lot better. I'll drop by to the NEET Comedy Club later if it's on. The stand-up show always puts a smile on my face. At-least I won't have to slave away the precious time I have left for some jew boss. That's a fate even worse than death amirite? :^)
>>27989455
Top kek! Nice dubs too.
Origami comment
>>27985707
OP, I strongly recommend you watch a documentary called "Forks Over Knives" It details the the results of a doctors research findings of cancer and its relation to diet.
Here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ijukNzlUg
One of the dr's also has another documentary he did called pure plant nation, I think.
Anyways, I hope things look up, I'll pray for you.
