>a girl will never breath, "Oh my God..." when she pulls out your dick
>just "Oh..."
Why is life so suffering, robros?
>>27985170
>Implying R9K isn't big dick central
Fatties gfto
>>27985170
yeah she will..."Oh My God, its microscopic!"
>>27985170
If your girl cares about penis size, you've got the wrong girl
>>27985170
A girl will never pull out my dick.
>tfw every girl says you have a huge dick
>you think its pretty average
>literally tells you other guys are small compared to you, even after you stop sleeping with her
>can never believe it
>>27985920
Measure that shit horse nigga.
>tfw have big dick
>tfw this has happened more than once
It's not even the words, but the expression, robots. The expression is the best part.
>>27986094
i have, its pretty close to the national average
im not gonna say what it actually is for obvious reasons
>>27986159
>obvious reasons
Yeah, it would suck if someone tracked you down using your dick size, since you're the only person with that exact size and everybody will know that you have that exact size.
>6'5" tall
>girls expect me to be hung
>5.5 inch dick
>can feel the bristling disappointment every time
>and there are people that say big dicks have downsides
I don't care if you gloat, I don't care if you make fun of literal dicklets like me, just don't try to make it sound like it's not all it's cracked up to be. Everybody; woman, faggot, some weird-ass in between, prefers a bigger dick.
So why does the thumbnail for this look like my favorite star trek character?
>>27986375
>hurrr I can't put it it in all the way sometimes
>>27986205
no im just not gonna post my dick size like some dumb smug fag
>>27986375
>Everybody; woman, faggot, some weird-ass in between, prefers a bigger dick
I don't. Stumpy dicks on a slim body make me slobber like a faggot. I would gouge out a kidney to slurp on this thing.
>>27986867
t. contrarian faggot who has nothing to do but disagree with people to feel special
>>27986901
thats a girl dipshit
>>27986228
>it looks smaller on your huge frame than it does on manlets
GOD IS A FUCKER
>>27986901
You're just mad because you don't have dick aesthetics. Cry more straightlet.
The last time I had sex with a girl she cried right after. As in, hard sobbing. Not from joy or pain but from what I can only assume was disgust with herself. That was many years ago but I won't ever forget.
