How do you feel about being totally unaware that you have loved boypussy from the start?
It is all in the videogames, look, Mario is a fat plumber with a moustache, so the camera moves around him a lot in Super Mario 64. But for Zelda: Ocarina of Time Shigeru Miyamoto was like:
>hey, how about we make Link a twink!
>Give hom so hot feminine features!
>Get him in some white stockings!
>Put a green skirt on that young Link!
What about pants, Miyamoto?
>Fuck that shit, you give that underage kid some boots!
Will we make the camera like in Supri Mario?
>NOOOO NOOOO, GOD NOOOO!... NOOOOO!
>Take that camera and put it on his ass
>ALL THE TIME
>I WANNA SEE THAT BOIPUSSY
>FUCK THE SPEED UP SO HE HAS TO ROLL ALL THE TIME!
>ITS WHAT EVERYONE WANTS
>ITS WHAT GOD INTENDED
>LEGEND OF BOIPUSSY!!!!
>>27983479
I'm okay with this.
oregananano
Yeah when I was a horny teen and played super smash bros melee I'd always use young link and paused a lot just to see link in that qt skirt in a bunch of different positions
>>27983479
tfw never will hug link in your arms
Ultimate happiness is unatainable before VR gets real
>tfw they made an official female Link
>>27983479
>implying
Link is a hunk and you're a straight up faggot if you want to fug him
The faggot is strong with OP.
Why can't you people stay on your containment board? I'm serious, I'm getting a bit tired of homos on this site memeing about "boipussy" and generally being borderline paedophiles.
>>27983704
Sorry dude, Link is a smooth boy who can't even grow a beard. He would get fucked so fast in prison shower your head would spin.
>>27983766
>Why can't you people stay on your containment board?
I was just thinking the same thought about /pol/
>tfw no link cosplayer bf
>>27984340
If /lgbt/ is on a board you canbe damn sure /pol/ turns up too, they're drawn to each other.
>>27983704
KEK
If I was sixteen and that boy turned up in my class I'd be like: He is probably fag or something. Dude even got the ear rings.
>>27984642
He'll fuck you up mate. He can wrestle 800 lb gorons.
>>27984696
Sure, but he loves dick. Look at that twink! With his twink hair and gay earrings. I don't have to wrestle him to get what i want. That is one prime specimen bottom if I ever saw one. He is like that one kid you suspect to be gay, then in the wardrobe when you get undressed for the shower he just sits there and looks at you, and you're like, fuck go out if you're not gonna shower, I'm gonna get naked and I don't want you to watch my body because now it feels strange.
>>27984904
Yeah, but you're a faggot so your opinion doesn't count for shit.
>>27983479
Reminder the only good zelda was wind waker.
>>27985033
Like Link said to Ganon
seal with it
If I ever met link at a party I'm pretty sure it would have gone down a bit like this:
>see link standing in the corner with a red plastic cup in his hand
>I go over and be like: hey cheers
>he is like: uhm yeah cheers
>for some moments we just stand there and look at the crowd
>then I say: so you wanna leave?
>he's like "I'm sorry?"
>I get a little nervous and say from slightly parted lips
>"do you wanna... you know?"
>he looks at me flabbergasted
>"I'm a boy" he says
>"Well uhm that's cool" I say
>link looks around to see if anyone is paying attention
>"Okay let's go, be discret"
>later back at my room he is riding my dick like epona
>all while going "HUUUR YANK UUUGH WHAAA! !"
