How to get a qt gf with gigantic boobs?
be really rich
>>27982609
Get lucky genetically and have the right up-bringing to be confident and alpha. Sadly, no one on /r9k/ apart from Norms who need to leave (preferably right now) has any of these things.
>>27982609
This is the age-old question. My advice is to have a really good fake persona ready, something exciting and entertaining but intelligent at the same time. If you end up dating her, you're gonna need to grow into this persona and start becoming the person you were pretending to be. Huge boobs qts are used to having every type of guy hit on them, especially countless sleazebags. You need to stand out.
There's a few of us here who are practicing self-improvement with the hopes of getting a qt big boobs gf one day. Best of luck.
>>27982790
I don't want to be fake though
>>27982924
Then improve yourself until you are worthy of a big boobs gf.
>>27982609
I envy the Chad who gets to fuck this bimbo.
>>27982609
Holy shit I went to hs with that chick. OP did you go to Coffman HS?.
>>27983569
Nah just found this online
**You got more pics?**
>>27983620
Hmm idk. I have to check my jewbook to see if im still friends with her.
Date fat girls
>>27983459
>yfw some snot nosed little 15 year old faggot got to penetrate her for the first time and took her virginity while sucking on these giga tits
what'ts the point of fucking living, familiario
>>27982954
are you fun, exciting and intelligent?
>>27983657
Thanks man
Was she nice or a bitch
>>27983732
I won't know until I have a big boobs gf.
>>27983743
I guess she does not have jewbook. Found some pics with a mutual friend but its not worth because its mostly HS Shitty angle selfies with almost no boob. Any way. I didn't really talk to her. She def had the biggest tits in HS. Of the few interactions I had she was mostly a vapid and stupid. I did hear that she was a hoe. I think the dude she was with ended up going to some SEC school for football.
>>27983842
Oh well. That's why we have cartoons.
Where to buy cheap big boobs gf?
the trick to getting big titty gf is to ignore her big tits and not make an issue about them at all. And be funny and don't reek of desperation, like with every other girl.
>>27984359
I'm not that stupid
Just wish it was easier to find qts with giant boobs
Your best bet is middleschool or highschool where other girls are still giving her shit/bullying her over her big boobs, but before she becomes jaded and decides that she might as well be a slut like the rumors they make up about her claim.
You're basically taking advantage of her while she's in a vulnerable place, you swoop in and if you play your cards right(or if you're dense and lucky like I was) you get a qt tittymonster that's a little too clingy.
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>>27982641
i tried offering to buy expensive custom made bras for them and even then they dont want to be my gf :c
>>27982609
are those tits shooped? something looks fishy but i can't tell.
>>27984600
Girls don't want to date a guy who only likes them for their tits.
>>27983711
>being this beta
LOL enjoy your onahole
>tfw you titty fuck huge cowtit gf
>tfw dick doesn't peak out through her cleavage because they're so big
>tfw she notices and tells me she has a mental list of which guys passed that test and peaked out and which guys failed and disappeared inside
>calls it the big dick club if you pass and the small dick club if you fail
>tfw small penis humiliation fetish so it just turns me on when she giggles and points out that my dick is totally engulfed
She's super fat btw so don't get your hopes up
>>27984653
I'm glad you're happy anon
>>27984621
>only likes them for their tits
why do you bring so many assumptions to the table, anon? it is possible to actually like the sense of humor or personality of a girl who has big tits, shocking i know.
>>27984683
It doesn't really come across that way to a girl when you offer her money to buy stuff for her tits and obsess about them when trying to date them.wait until after you're dating to start obsessing over their tits
>>27984653
i don't see how your personal fetish need to be shoe horned into your post on a thread about big tits. no one cares about you, dude, just tits. get over yourself.
>>27984621
>be walking down to a bus stop
>feel someone watching me
>turn around and some roastie is staring at my nice
>looks away
>stop at bus stop and wait for her
>look down at her titties when she passes
>her cleavage is massive, tits 75% hanging out at least
>looks away in shame
wtf bitch was staring at muh ass without me knowing then gets ashamed when I look at her titties and she had to have them hanging out.
>>27982609
She looks so happy, I can tell that's a genuine smile and not a fake one
>>27984753
Why didn't you talk to her anon
>>27984753
do you want to know whats so great about sunglasses anon? you can stare at tits all day as long as you're not obviously tilting your head etc etc. if you were wearing sunglasses then you could just look down with your eyes and to her you would just be looking straight forward. this is simple stuff here.
you must be really fucking vapid to not be content with just having massive tits, but to have to have them out and hang down as bait for virtually any male attention within visual range.
it's like if I had a gazillion dollars and just throwing the money into everyones face as I walk by in a monopoly man costume.
its a world gone mad I tell you. Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>27984798
her phone was bigger than mine and I felt poor
>>27984608
Something does look off but it's too low res and shitty to really tell. Shooper's are getting better at hiding lighting anomalies.
>>27984621
It depends on the girl.
If she's the type to be ashamed/angry at her breasts then yeah, she's gonna label any guy that shows any modicum of interest in boobs as a "creep" and stay away.
Or if she's the type who says "fuck it" and embraces her giant jugs then no, she's gonna like the attention.
>>27984843
that's a good point. the one who shamelessly flaunt them for money/attention deserve the gas chambers.
>>27984712
We're talking about big tits and I'm posting a relative post about the big tits in my life.
![images_101[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JILTfVN.jpg "images_101[1].jpg")
>tfw no gigantic boobs gf
>>27984990
>tfw no gigantic boobsfembotgf
>>27984908
while also managing to cram in a bit about your own stupid fetish that no one cares about. for someone who loves humiliation so much you seem pretty narcissistic
>>27982609
Are you tall or at least /fit/? I don't know why robots ask so much out of a gf physically when they're all fat/too skinny. If that's the case, kill yourself
>>27985115
Sorry m8 it was just fucking relevant. Didn't mean to accidentally cross the line and say 2 things.
>>27984653
>tfw she notices and tells me she has a mental list of which guys passed that test and peaked out and which guys failed and disappeared inside
wow.
>>27982609
Get lucky. I just stumbled my way into big boobs last week but I've killed it by this week.
Oh well, I got to enjoy them at least.
>>27985146
Women find me attractive, yes
Step 1. Talk to a girl.
Oh, wait, you meant without having to do that. Or leaving your house. Or having social skills. Or empathy.
Sorry anon,I don't know.
>>27984753
You sure she was staring at your butt and not your wallet?
>>27985400
What type of women? Obviously not big titty women or else they'll date you. Better stick to those fat landwhales that keep hitting on you
>>27982609
Have you ever considered being yourself?
>>27985402
women definitely need empathy. can't cuck u if ur not wrapped around their fingers emotionally
>>27982609
must be shooped, no girl with a rack like that would wear a dress like this unless pornstar or TV whore.
