Who here /big dick/?
pic somewhat related
sup bro. let's talk about those big dick feels.
>tfw she passes out from all the orgasms before I can get off
>>27982612
>regular condoms kill your erection
>she blows you but scratches your dick with her teeth
>she refuses to even try anal
nice times
Dick always touches water in toilet, annoying as hell
>>27982453
Why is the husband...
...shaving...
...in a dress shirt...
...with a towel around his neck...
...and no shaving cream?
WHO DOES THIS?
>>27982820
You're not worried about the guy with the huge boner glued to the wall?
>>27982850
No. That's how I usually take a shower.
>>27982820
People posing in a pornographic image.
>>27982879
But wouldn't the glue wear off?
>>27982820
He's obviously trying to slit his throat after he found out his wife is fucking danny d.
I wish my dick lived up to its skin color..
>Tfw LBC
>Little black cock
>>27982912
Don't be stupid. Obviously I just use suction cups.
>>27982923
>dick is 3 times like longer than the thumb
>probably has huge oversized negro hands
>look down at my own thumb
>Tfw dick is just barely bigger than one of my thumb lengths
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>27982923
BBC
Baby black cock
Who the broad tho
>Though dick was 7 inches long
>Measure it
>Actually closer to 7.25
Do I qualify for big dick status yet?
Girth is also around 5.8.
>>27982657
THIS, so much THIS.
Also...
>blowjobs last for about 2-3 minutes because her jaw starts hurting
>>27982453
8.5 by 6.5 reporting in, yup
ANAL is a no go
Blow Jobs never happen mouths are to small scraped teeth on cock
Trojan Xtra large feel like cramming a silver dollar quarter slot
>>27983017
I'm so using this to refer to my dick now!
>>27983091
0-6 = small/embarrassing/child sizes
6-7 =average
7-8 = above average
8-9 = big
9+ = huge/capable of actually satisfying a women.
Remember, if your dick is below 8 inches woman literally cannot orgasm. If they do, it's because they faked it to make you feel better.
>>27982923
Thats a nice cock anon.. Post more pictures/different angles.
>>27982453
My dick is 7"x6"
Do I qualify for /bigdick/ status?
Who else /big Canadian cock/ here?
>>27983285
this fucking meme needs to die.
>tfw 9 inch
>tfw women only want to top me because of that
>tfw they never go all in
>>27982453
why does everyone in these threads lie about their penis side by 1-2 inches?
>>27982453
What is the girls name pray tell?
D-did I make the dicklett cutoff guys
>>27982453
is 6.5" long and 6" circumf big
i always thought i was at least above average but it's not like i go around looking at normal people's dicks
>Hook up with girl
>Try message her to hook up again
>She's flakey
>Hear from her friend while drunk that im "too big"
Not the first girl to say that too
>>27982612
.>she...
You've taken the wrong turn, normalfag.
>>27982741
You mean when flushing or when the water is at the bottom? Because I measured the distance between the top of my toilet and the water at the bottom due to claims like this and it was 20+ inches. Do some people have toilets where there's more water?
>>27982453
>Who here /big dick/?
No one
>>27983285
Found the dicklet!
>>27983285
0 inches isn't possible.
>>27983322
Same. Also, no.
>>27983439
I could reach 7 measuring from the side when I was like 14. And judging by the look of your hands, you're about that age too.
>she finally deepthroats my whole dick
>can't help but feel she's a slut for this
>>27983549
Not all of us have princely estate sized toilets ok Richie?
>>27982453
>tfw when 6" long x 5" girth
:(
People will say it's average but we all know it's not
>>27982453
context of image?
>>27983817
porn?I am so fucking original
>>27983718
w0t. I'm a poorfag living in Britbong.
>>27983439
Holy fuck last time I got one of those rulers was in kindergarden about 28 years ago
>>27983817
Woman goes to take a shower and finds her simple son playing spiderman, in disbelief she turns to tell her husband.
Still no one has posted
HER
FUCKING
NAME
>>27982657
>>regular condoms kill your erection
thank the jews for that one, cutlet.
>>27982981
>dick is three times longer than thumb
>big feet means big dick
>black people have big dick
>white people have small dick
>all asians bad drivers
>also good at maths
>jews are evil
>race war now
it's a slippery slope anon, don't buy into the nonsense
>>27984414
Brittany amber
>>27983439
Same length here, just a bit thinner and even THAT is too big for my GF. At times, weve had to stop.
>>27984800
Why you lying for.
>>27982453
>tfw porn makes you feel small
I've had girls say im big but i never really believe them.
>>27984920
Trade secret. If you post false information (generally about porn stars) some autist will eventually correct you. Unfortunately, not this time's my advice is to go to pornhd and search all the Danny D videos, that's what I'm gonna do when I get home
>>27984915
>girlfriend
What the fuck are you doing on r9k?
>>27983631
What qualifies as a big dick?
>>27985086
Judging by the proportions of your thumb, the picture's been vertically stretched 30+%
>>27985126
Man I don't want to go through some guy's fucklog but I just might.
>>27985266No, i just have fat, short thumbs
>30+%
This when thread breeds a bump
