>confident
>6'1
>funny
>Lift weights
>Going to uni, so not a total loser
>22 year old kissless virgin because ugly face and shitty hair
who else just /Ugly/ ? I literally can't relate to most robot problems here. There's nothing hard about socialising for me, people love talking to me, I make people laugh, I love going out and having fun, I'm in pretty good shape and I'm not a manlet.
But I look like a fucking disgusting frog/rat mix or some shit. Round face, no chin, puffy cheeks, long nose. I even find myself disgusting. Like I honestly can't look at pictures of myself because I get disgusted. If I see myself in the mirror I feel like killing myself.
>>27981300
>there is bourbon and cola in a can
damn that's sick
also OP i went to uni too and i am an absolute loser so i don't see how that makes any sense, you are probably not as funny as you think too
You are just a scared little bitch op, too afraid to talk to a girl and go for what you want
Most drunk girls will make out even with a hobo
>Going to uni, so not a total loser
You can go to uni and still be a loser
>>27981300
Pics pics pics! This is now a rate OP thread :)
>>27981401
I don't consider drunk makeouts actually "kissing" someone, because it doesn't count. Those bitches will literally kiss a corpse if they're drunk enough
>>27981412
I mean in the sense that I don't work at mcdonalds and I'm at least doing SOMETHING with my life.
>>27981376
People always laugh at my jokes, of course I'm not funny 24/7 but I kill people with the jokes.
>>27981452
Word, OP can get some of R9K's famously constructive and beneficent advice.
>>27981516
>OP can get some of R9K's famously constructive and beneficent advice.
>>27981300
here OP, very similar situation. 6'1 with plenty of friends, never had a gf, 19 y/o kissless virgin. i look like Sloth from the Goonies. my face literally sags to one side like its been melted by acid
>>27981479
Jeez OP don't be such a faggot
First, you learn how to make out with drunk girls
Once you get deep knowledge of how it actually feels to kiss a girl, you can attempt it with one in a sober state
>>27981646
>First, you learn how to make out with drunk girls
I do, but it's not the same. I've made out wth fucking disgusting girls that I wouldn't even look at if I was sober, so it doesn't count.
>Once you get deep knowledge of how it actually feels to kiss a girl, you can attempt it with one in a sober state
I too ugly to get a date, or a number or to even get a girl to like me,
>>27981687
Don't worry OP, you are not missing much, only https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPlr-o-YEQ
>>27981300
>People reject me because....
I'm fucking sick and tired of hearing this bullshit.
YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHY SOMEONE REJECTED YOU
They might tell you something or you might assume something,
but there's absolutely no way that you can be sure why they
rejected you.
I saw this video the other day with some fat, ugly girl telling people
she had HIV, and asked them for a kiss.
She then talked about how she finds it hard to be rejected because
of her disease. BUT SHE WAS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
tl;dr
people make up excuses as to why they're rejected so they have
something/someone to blame, and i'm fucking tired of it
>>27981826
Why else would I get rejected?
I'm in shape, I'm tall
We're talking, we're having a great time, you're laughing at my jokes
but then I ask you for your number and you get awkward as fuck and don't reply to my text messages or just straight up tell me you don't want to give me your digits.
It's becuause I'm ugly.
>>27981890
I don't know why you would get rejected.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY
IN MY OTHER POST.
Nobody except for the person who rejected you,
knows why they rejected you.
What I'm trying to say is:
Don't tell why someone did something, when there's
no way of knowing why they did it.
>>27981926
and also stop making up excuses as to why
you're not good enough.
>>27981300
>shitty hair
Solution: shave your head and wear a bucket hat family
>>27981947
>my dick is 5.9"
>my height is 5'11"
>my face is below average looks
never had a chance
>>27982018
I'm starting to become unsure whether I'm
talking to a troll or just an idiot.
Please read through my posts again, I'm tired
of trying to explain.
>>27982018
Crybaby, you want a medal for being such a poor poor scared little piece of cuck?
Or just a little sympathy?
Well you are getting neither. Either do somet hing about it or shut up, as nobody cares about you anyways.
>>27982093
>>27982067
why do you
write like such a
little faggot
I'm ugly and small dicked, but I can't socialize at all either
>>27981300
Mother fucker I'm ugly as shit and I get laid without any difficulty.
>>27982650
You literally wouldn't be ugly if you lost some weight and did something decent with your hair
>>27982754
>implying he has hair
>>27981300
suck shit faggot normie failure
>>27982650
How the fuck do you manage that?
>>27982754
>Lose some weight
Yeah, I'd like to. But I'm ok with it at the same time.
>Hair
Balding, but not fast enough to justify shaving it again.
>>27982890
I'm charming and likeable. Also confident about myself.
You are certainly not confident if you think you re hideous. A confident ugly person doesnt think about their appearance in that way.
>>27981479
> Those bitches will literally kiss a corpse if they're drunk enough
>tfw less attractive than a corpse
>>27983133
No, I'm realistic. I am not physically attractive, which is fine to me. I'm still confident, often to the point of arrogance. You seem to think confidence=delusional.
>>27983189
>Just realized >>27983133 was talking to the OP and not me.
>>27981300
Calm down man, first, cut your hair off and grow a beard to cover that uggo face.
Secondly, real girls are cunts. Start paying for sex, it's the way to go even if you looked like Channing Tatum
>>27983000
>Also confident about myself.
How? You're ugly as fuck.
>>27983353
Because I'm awesome. Funny, smart, great lover, worldly and with good taste.
>>27983000
you look like a fucking pedo rapist, i don't believe you are charming or confident you must be fucking trolling or some shit
>>27983470
But you're ugly as sin my man. You got a big dick or something? Rich?
>>27983525
>Big dick
At BEST I'm slightly above average (6x4.5-6.5x5 depending on a whole bunch of factors). So no, don't have that.
>Rich
No, though I am well off. But I was just as confident and successful with women when I was poor as shit.
>>27983481
Most people say I look like an axe murderer, including my boss. But no, I'm not trolling. I mean, it's 100% up to you to believe me or not, it's not like I have video proof of the 80+ women I've slept with. I'm just trying to help you guys realize it's not fucking hard to get a girl.
>>27981300
dude, just use some wigs or shave your hair.
for the face, you could just buy some japanese face masks. japanese products always work.
bald men are cute.
ps: saitama included
yes, i'm bi.
>>27983918
I don't buy it.
You fucking bridge trolls or something? Surely not 7/10s+
>>27983918
Wow, you are never going to have a girlfriend.
I wouldn't date a guy who fucked 80+ girls,
and you're obviously lying.
>>27984041
Eh, it varies. Some uggos, some are pretty attractive. All depends on what my dick wants at the time.
>>27984008
>japanese face masks
wat
>>27983918
>>27984074
lmao this guy actually thinks we believe his autistic lies, you are on the same level as
>that kid
>>27984051
Protip, I don't tell the girls I date how many partners I've actually had. I always say between 2 and 5.
But no, not lying chief. Sorry you don't wanna believe it.
>>27984074
Damn man. I wish I could get over my issues.
On a bade level,I know getting laid isn't difficult, but I have no confidence at all.
Good on you my man.
>>27984136
Confidence comes from experience and failure. Practice enough and you can become confident.
>>27984152
I can't put myself out there. And even if I put myself out there, I don't know what to do after. I live with my parents and don't have a car.
>>27984180
What do you have to lose by trying?
That's a rhetorical question. You have NOTHING to lose by trying.
>>27984180
>I live with my parents and don't have a car.
There are plenty of guys who get laid having neither. After college I was unemployed for 6 months, living at home with no car and I was fucking a cute nympho rich girl the whole time.
>>27984278
Where at?
>>27984238
I know. It's more about living conditions, my self-hate and my own insecurities and less about putting my foot in the water.
I'm trying to work on myself though. Trying to like myself...
im srsly not atractive at all
still fucked a decent 7/10
is not that hard, you just need alcohol you faggots
>>27982650
Bruh, how do you become confident with the way you look?
>>27984420
By making up for it in other ways. Also just having high self esteem in general.
>>27984557
And do I do those? sorry I'm a tad dense.
