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>Hey anon. Thanks for the date. You don't mind if I bring my daughter Laura along do you? I couldn't find a baby sitter.
>Sure Stacie, not a problem! Hey hold on a sec I left something in the car
>>27980596
Okay but you're like 13 how do you have a daughter and why is she wearing a jacket it's 90 outside
>>27980596
Is that picture shopped? Holy moly, I can play Polo on that forehead
Of course, the bed can easily fit the three of us
>>27980626
Because this is /r9k/ I can't tell if you're going to leave or if you're going back to the car to get a gun to kill them
>>27980651
that's a 4.5head not quite a 5head but definitely not a forehead.
haha oh wow
the fbi is trying to lure out pedos while they're here investigating that shooter thread that just went down 20 minutes ago
funny shit
>>27980596
"That's nice, I always wanted to have a threesome"
>turn 360 degrees
>moonwalk away
>this is playing the whole time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i46N2ZFPb0
that's her sister you bonehead
>>27980596
Only if I can fuck her after, roastie
>>27980729
>little girl expert
>>27980697
You're a smart one aren't you
>>27980596
Fuck the left, marry the right and kill the bench
Not that I date but she is pretty cute.
I think I would try to seduce the girl on the down low while also keeping the women (who kind of looks more like a older sister to be honest) in pocket.
the little girl looks much cuter than the older one with natural eyebrows, natural hair color, and no makeup. man, women are fucking retarded. they make themselves look worse by using makeup and plucking their eyebrows
hey youu guyys....
>take them to the carnival
>have fun riding the rollercoaster and shooting cans
>win a big teddy for each of them
>drop them off early because it's wrong to keep a little girl out late
>cut contact with Stacy
>>27981157
Why? A pretty girl and daughter is my fantasy.
>>27981171
Humbert pls.
original comment desu
>>27980596
You'll never cuck me stacey! reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27981309
nigga, you could groom her daughter into the ultimate wife and do the cucking to stacy
>>27981360
You have a point. She's been raised by a single mum so she's probably primed for it.
>>27981418
>>27981360
>pedos with impure thoughts
Daughters are for raising and loving. Not for sexual.
>>27980596
Not my problem that Chad didn't want to wear a condom.
>>27981459
Nah, just an edgelord. In reality I would run the hell away from any single mother who approached me.
>>27981491
>not wanting a slav wife and daughter already pre-packaged for you without having to bother with pregnancy, birth, years of boring todlerdom.
>>27981627
>wanting to invest time, money and effort raising a child just to hear that you're not her real dad once she enters her teen angst.
>>27981686
>not bonding with her as a loli so she sees you as her dad
This was meant to be a date with you, not a social event with your daughter. Take her home and we will go on a date another time you silly bitch.
>>27981864
I swear women do shit like this on purpose.
They think we want to hang out with their "friends" or lovers or kids.
We don't love those people you dumb roasty.
I've had girls ask me to go places like a bar. Thinking cool, maybe she likes me, atleast it could be fun.
Get in her car and she ends up picking up like 2 or 3 other guy friends.
Fuck that shit. Extremely manipulative.
