>on the way to work
>chaos invades
>on the way to work
>have to get there early for monthly heresy awareness meeting
Tfw no qt sisters of battle gf
>>27980404
I read this as
>one the way to work
>Chads invade
>>27980871
Chad's are the Primarchs and Space Marines. Samefags
>>27980404
>on my way to rape and pillage some villages
>get abducted by imperial guard and they give me thunderstick
>get to rape and pillage chaos marines
>>27980899
>samefags
5 independent posters with only 6 posts (7 after this one)
>>27980404
>You are about to die protecting your gf
>Chadus Thunderbolt drop pods and saves the day
>besides you
>>27980404
What would happen when /r9k/ meets /40k/
>elliot rodger is the god emperor
>Robots are imperial guards
>Really autistic faggots are the space marines
>uber-autistic faggots and semi-elliots are the primarchs
>normans are chaos cultists
>Everything else that's chaos related is chad
>especially slaanesh related
>>27982611
/r9k/ is chaos.
we have slaaneish faggots - trannies
we have rage faggots - explanatory
we have doesn't matter just survive faggots - neets
and we have change faggots - ... eh not sure about those
GET 'IN ERE BOYZ. THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE GREEN
>>27982611
I always thought /r9k/ would be Skaven from fantasy
>giant horde of little hunched over weak manlet rats storming out of the sewers (this board) screeching REEEEEEEE
>bump into a pure and clean soldier of the imperium
>tug his limp cock while calling him a faggot
>on way to my quarters for some sexy time
>have to babysit Angry McManlet
>>27982744
Why do I feel the urge to save this pepe? What is happening it's just so mesmerizing I can barely think...
>>27980404
>sitting on some shitty backwater planet, doing my job as a guard
>my normie co-worker Chad has been fucking a bunch of locals again
>commissar is a huge normie too and lets him
>he's bragging about it like he does everyday
>I've had enough
>tell him I don't give a shit and that he should shut the fuck up and do his job
>he says I'm just jealous of how much sex he's getting and he could help me out by showing me one neat trick
>tell him to piss off
>he starts getting all aggressive and shoves me
>fuck it beta uprising now
>point gun at him
>he whips out a massive glowing tentacle dick and calls it "The Thundercock"
>oh great he worships slaanesh
>shoot him
>flashlight gun does nothing
>get electrocuted
>die instantly
woooooooow
nothing I could do
>>27982414
you are later killed anyway incase you are corrupted by chaos.
Chadus consoles your gf
>>27982676
>and we have change faggots - ... eh not sure about those
the self improve ment robots that try to change but cant escape?
Wouldn't the true robots be necrons?
>Actual fucking emotionless soulless machines that got cucked by the Deceiver, Chad'tan
>Stay in their tomb worlds refusing to leave or get a job or do any work until someone wakes them up and they start the beta uprising
>kill all living beings
>>27983036
>Chad'tan
Top fucking kek
Gotta agree on it
>all these xeons arguing about what faction /r9k/ is
/r9k/ always has and always will be imperium controlled territory
>>27983221
Real robots can't be humans. Only true robots are xenos.
>every qt girl just wants to purge xeno scum and won't be caught dead with you
>>27983383
But the imperial guard is perfect for /r9k/
>get the sweet release of dead while fighting for something greater then yourself
>get to kill chaos chads that run around raping and murdering people
>chaos fight for themselves and only care about themselves
>robots band together and die heroes in service to the emperor
>working at LAX
>"Chaos and invade"
>>27983036
>implying C'tan isn't a robot tier deity
>>27983516
Fucking this. Only in death does duty end.
