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let's say you're a male virgin and you're losing your virginity past age 18
is it better to pretend like you know what you're doing and just wing it? or should you admit it's your first time and ask for help
I have no clue how to be sexy, how to do foreplay, how to eat pussy, positions, how long I should be doing each part, any of that
Why the fuck is this even a question.
You're the man, asking for help or admitting weakness is something a woman might do.
Man sometimes I just don't get you guys
Don't bring it up. It they ask, don't lie, but definitely don't advertise it willingly.
As for what to do, you should basically wing it but the important thing is not to thing too much about it. Sex is natural to humans so it comes pretty instinctive. Try to just clear your mind and be like a cave man, do what your biology feelsbee yourself
Don't eat pussy, that's for cucks only.
Other than that, your body will know what to do.
>or should you admit it's your first time and ask for help
DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS! IT'S LITERAL SUICIDE!
1. Kiss lips
2. Dip down kiss neck
3. Feel up tits while doing #2
4. Move down and start sucking on tits
5. Finger her while doing #4
6. Stick it in the missionary position (don't forget the connie)
Eating pussy is probably a bad idea unless you know this girl very well. Forget porn positions, just get it in there in the missionary position. Push her down and lay on top of her while you're kissing in the beginning so you're already set for later. As far as how long depends on the girl being comfortable with what you're doing. If she's into it, just follow the list a few minutes each and progress until you lose that V card. Don't stop unless she stops you.
I lost my virginity at 17. I was almost 18 at the time.
My gf of the time was virgin too. So it was a learning experience for the both of us. If you're going to be with someone who's really experienced maybe it'll be uncomfortable to admit you inexperience.
But honestly, if you're losing your virginity, I would do it with someone who you at least like, and they understand you enough to not make a judge you because of your inexperience. Who knows.
>>27980020
>>You're the man, asking for help or admitting weakness is something a woman might do.
>Can't ask for guidance on what to do in romance/sex/intimacy
>Can't "just do it" because I don't know what to do
So what is an 18+ kissless virgin supposed to do? Kill themselves?
If they don't ask, don't say.
If they do ask, be honest.
Why does sex have to involve any kind of foreplay or using you mouth anywhere bellow the chest. Oral sex is fucking sacrilege, if a girl tried to succ me, I'd just tell her to fuck off, I can't stand people with no dignity.
>>27980116
>Kill themselves?
Yes.
Or at the very fucking least do research online. Jesus Christ, how is it not self fucking explanatory that when both your penis and her vagoo are out in the open, you're not supposed to fucking ask where your dick needs to go.
I'm getting too fucking normie for this board.
>>27980194
>I'm getting too fucking normie for this board.
then leave
>>27980063
>DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS! IT'S LITERAL SUICIDE!
I literally don't fucking understand this argument.
I get tense and nervous just from a girl holding my hand. How on Earth can I be expected to feign confidence or that I know what I'm doing during sex?
My only hope is to just be honest and hope I eventually meet a girl who can tolerate my extreme nervousness until I get better.
People don't seem to understand that being a kissless virgin for the entire first two decades of your life mentally fucks you up. I'm at the point right now where I'm so sensitive to any female contact. I get a boner from a girl sitting close next to me, and I'm so terrified of intimate contact that I couldn't even kiss a girl when she was lying on top of me half-naked.
>>27980217
While I'm a virgin, I imagine sex isn't about logic. Imagine a girl that wants to have sex with you, both of you are hot and bothered, hearts racing, and sudden you ask "Uhh...what do I do?" Sounds like a massive turn off to me.
>>27980217
>I get tense and nervous just from a girl holding my hand. How on Earth can I be expected to feign confidence or that I know what I'm doing during sex?
Well you aren't comfortable enough with each other to have sex yet.
>>27980194
brb going to Kill Myself
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It is implied that's not your first time. Lying by omission is not lying at all.
How do I initiate secks when for example watching a movie?
t: clueless
>>27980263
>and sudden you ask "Uhh...what do I do?" Sounds like a massive turn off to me.
Well I'm fucked then. Because I've been in a situation where sex, or at least intimacy, was possible before, and I completely clammed up and froze. Just can't do anything. I'm too scared and tense.
>Well you aren't comfortable enough with each other to have sex yet.
I probably never will be then, unless a girl literally forces herself on me until I'm desensitised to it.
I only find girls who are interested in me at a rate of about once per year. And every time I fuck it up by being too nervous and inexperienced to actually do anything. It doesn't matter how forward a girl is with me. Unless she literally forces her tongue down my throat, I'll never be able to do anything. This is why I'm a kissless virgin.
>>27980020
Ok so let me ask you
How do you put on a condom?
How are you supposed to choose the size anyway?
>>27980217
>I literally don't fucking understand this argument.
To normies, there's clearly something "wrong" with people who haven't had sex past the age of 18. And in actuality, they're probably right.
pic very related
>I'm so terrified of intimate contact that I couldn't even kiss a girl when she was lying on top of me half-naked.
Story?
>>27979902
>or should you admit it's your first time and ask for help
Do NOT do this.
I was making out with a girl and we both knew it would lead to sex. She asked me how many girls I've been with and I said 0 because I thought she would be cool about it. She fucking freaked out and I quickly managed to bullshit some story how I only been with only one girl this year. She believed me but the look of relief on her face really killed me inside.
>>27980299
see the original post >>27980063
>>27979902
take it from me, an expert at getting laid. Do not listen to the advice of those who have no experience, in particular the false bravado of obviously false masculinity expert who says admitting that is a weakness like something a woman would do... This is the statement that only a sexual failure would make, an effeminate man who is concerned about appearance, and not about success rate... sex is actually inconsequential and irrelevant and no big deal so relax, and always remember that women are attracted by honesty and vulnerability... Don't be a wimp but never pretend that you are not vulnerable because that would be dishonest and you would end up a sexual cream puff failure like that other ass wipe... Enjoy this picture of the nuts that hang out here
>>27980319
>I only find girls who are interested in me at a rate of about once per year.
>>27980020
Not true. I lost my virginity because I opened up to her and she opened up to me. It was actually real intimate.
Then again, guys like you tend to think all woman are alike.
>>27980352
>>27980063
T-Thanks.
>implying these will ever come to use
>>27980327
>How do you put on a condom?
i you're really this dumb I suggest you take a 2 second trip to youtube and look it up. while at it you might as well look up how to pick the size there.
>>27980116
>>27980216
>>27980272
>>27980327
>>27980384
>replying to tripfags
STOP IT YOURE THE REASON THEY EXIST REEEEEEEEE
Everywhere I go I keep a notecard on me with instructions and carefully drawn diagrams for how to properly have sex. If someone were to spontaneously ask me to copulate with them I'd undeniably be prepared.
>>27980430
>https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ho+to+put+on+condom
>literally videos of people jerking their dicks off
>>27980020
You might be able to fool yourself, but you're never going to fool me... You don't have a girlfriend and you never get laid.. In fact, I doubt you ever had sex at all and I'm not insulting you I'm just giving you a serious observation... You're too consumed with your appearance as a failure to actually do anything to become a success... Women have no interest in this type of empty psychology, which explains your feverish masturbation schedule and odd shaped skidmarks in your underwear..
( it's okay... Just relax... Not everybody can be heterosexual, especially with your genetic challenges)
>>27980328
>Story?
I've posted it before.
>Went on summer camp when I was 19
>I really liked girl
>Girl liked me but I didn't realise
>Friends told me she liked me and tried to get me to make a move
>Too scared, but I manage to talk to her a lot
>She gets more and more physical, rests her head on my shoulder, etc
>Last night of camp comes
>We end up cuddling together
>I'm STILL not sure if she actually likes me
>We end up alone under the covers
>She literally strips down to her bra and panties, says it's because she's "too hot"
>Tells me I can take off my shirt too, so I do so
>She's laying on top of me, caressing me and shit, evidently expecting me to do something
>I sit there doing nothing because I'm too scared
>I really wanted to do something but I literally couldn't. It was like I was paralysed.
>She keeps staring me in the eyes like she wants to make out
>Don't do anything because, again, kissless and don't know how kissing works
>She gives up eventually and falls asleep on top of me
>Wake up next morning
>She looks very frustrated
>Camp is over
>She returns to the other side of the country
>Never see her again
After that happened I knew something was desperately wrong with me. It's almost as if I have a phobia of intimacy, even the REALLY basic stuff.
>>27980369
>always remember that women are attracted by honesty and vulnerability'
Wanna know how I know you've never even touched a girl?
My bf was a virgin. He did not know what to do and I was the one who had to show him. Nothing embarrassing, people get better with practice.
>>27980484
I've read this before. Did you change it? I'm sure it went something like
>She's laying on top of me, caressing me and shit, evidently expecting me to do something
>I'm STILL not sure if she actually likes me
>>27979902
>male virgin
>losing your virginity past 18
>implying theres hope for anyone who hasn't lost it before 18
>>27980217
Just watch porn, look up foreplay how to finger/eat out girls.
Do 10x5 sets of humping your pillow.
Learn how to open a bar.
Run so you build some stamina.
I had my first kiss at 24. It comes more natural then you think. Still a virgin though...
>>27980633
>10x5 sets of humping your pillow.
fuck
ing
kek
>>27980607
Yeah, it might have done.
I legit wasn't sure though, even when she was touching me. I REALLY didn't want to try and make a move and have her back off or something.
>>27979902
I think the comprehensive answer is that it depends on the woman, but the rule of thumb is to pretend it isn't your first time. As far as I've seen, telling women that you're a virgin is a big risk for little to no reward, so if you don't know her like the back of your hand, don't say anything. Tell her afterward at the earliest.
Your game probably won't be great still so just go as vanilla as possible and don't try anything too far out of your league.
>>27980507
lol@your ineptitude on every scale... when I was 18, I was hired as the DJ in Atlanta Georgia's most exclusive strip club... Due to My Gift of Gab and knowledge of psychology... Guess who is the only person who gets laid in strip clubs? That's right, loser... The DJ... I've never been without a girlfriend or a wife in my adult life... never... several times I've had more than one, as in simultaneously they were sharing the title of 'my girlfriend'... I have two amazingly intelligent and beautiful kids, one of whom is Jet (hack_blastard) Jet's mother was an absolute knockout... I am now married to Wendy Neptune, a lesbian for 11 years until she met me... Wendy and I have been fucking Amy, a 19 year old blonde chick... The day you have any observation or sexual skills or prowess whatsoever is the day I will eat my goddamn hat you fucking worthless sack of shit faggot.... ( by the way, I had a $1,600 a night, tax free guarantee at the strip club, meaning if I only made $1200 the house would pay me the other $400.... not bad money for parking every stripper, doing every drug and drinking as much as I could handle.. Oh yeah I forgot the playing music part)
Did I mention that you're a faggot?
>>27980646
Seriously. Just get a fleshlight, stick it between your mattress, and pound away
>>27980692
dude....... how long ago was this?
>>27980830
Last year. Was 19 then, now 20.
>>27980507
I've heard you're very discriminating, then after a lot of experience you have decided that your favorite flavor of sperm is 'HUMAN'... hey, here's an idea... Describe your father's penis for us again, while you look at this photograph of me and hack_blastard's mother....
Chances are if you don't automatically instinctively know how to have sex with a girl when the time comes, you're gay. I thought I was spilling my spaghetti every time I clumsily attempted sex with a girl, until I had my first homo encounter, and it was like autopilot kicked in and I already knew how to do everything even though it was my first time. Then it clicked to me that I'm 100% gay and never liked girls at all
>>27980919
Jesus christ man, she was basically next to you and naked. You must have social anxiety or something
>>27980919
That sucks bro, hopefully you have done better recently.
Another question though....... is there a self-image issue that you think is causing the phobia?
I ask because I would avoid sexual encounters when I was younger (say pre 17is) because I started puberty wayyy behind everyone else and was petrified that the girl in question would laugh at me. In my head at the time I would do everything to convince myself that that wasn't the problem and I just had a phobia of intimacy.
>>27981191
>You must have social anxiety or something
Like I said, going 2 decades without ANY romantic/intimate/sexual contact really fucks the human mind up.
I have a phobia now, pretty much. And there's not much I can do about it. I'm going to university in a few months and I'm just hoping that I've learnt enough from past experiences to know what to do next time.
>ask for help
the idea of a guy just stopping mid sexy time and doing this turned my stomach. better for him to struggle and stumble through bad sex than to just give up. at least then he still has pride and didn't just roll over and turn into a bitch.
>>27981204
>That sucks bro, hopefully you have done better recently.
No opportunities since. Or, at least, no obvious ones.
>Another question though....... is there a self-image issue that you think is causing the phobia?
I don't think so. I literally do think it is an intimacy phobia. My body reacts in this way that really doesn't seem normal. When a girl starts coming on to me in the kind of way that I explained in the greentext story, it's like I'm genuinely scared of it. And it's involuntary, because in my head I'm thinking "I really want to be doing something with this girl". But my body is pretty much terrified.
And, like I said earlier, I'm also hypersensitive. So a girl touching me pretty much gives me an instant boner. Which is embarassing, and an indication of just how little physical contact I've had with women.
>>27980808
This is the most autistic thing I've ever witnessed. You think I wouldn't be surprised by this anymore after so much time on this board, but I'm still absolutely blown away
>>27980020
I FUCKING HATE BEING A FUCKING GUY
>>27981305
Damn man, well all I can say is hopefully this type of situation next arises when you are able (or already have) consumed alcohol, it just makes you think "fuck it" and have a shot.
Hope things improve for you man.
it depends on the girl i think. my current bf told me he was a virgin when we first started dating and i thought it was really cute n it was nice to guide him through his first time. there are lots of girls that like the idea of being a guy's first, not all care about experience. i think it depends a lot on whether you're trying to get in a long term relationship or just a hookup/one night stand.
>>27980341
SO basically it's a gamble? You can't possibly know if she will be disgusted if you're a virgin, but if you lie and then fuck a virgin you will be ridiculed?
>>27980194
>Or at the very fucking least do research online.
Isn't this what OP is doing in this very thread?
Are you retarded?
