Kit-Kat

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>Be me in high school
>Beta fag over level 9000
>Always bring Kit-kat to school and eat it at a specific time
>My nickname is the Kit-Kat man
>Too anxious to talk to anybody, specially girls
>One day, ugliest girl in school approaches me
>Think she's ugly but it's the first girl who's ever approached me
>''Hey Anon.. I was just wondering if you would like to study after class''
>I am never going to get a chance to talk a girl again
>"Y-y-e su-sure''
>She smiles at me and leaves
>Even though she was the ugliest duckling around, I fell in love
>Ended up spending most of our time together
>I found it weird that every time it was kit-kat time, she was getting closer to me, flirting more and more
>Always gave her 2 bars of my Kit-Kat, MY KIT-KAT
>But I loved her so I didn't care
>One day decide to stop bringing Kit-Kats to school
>She notices this and asks me why I stopped and I said I don't enjoy them as much anymore
>She immediatly said ''Anon I'm sorry but I don't think we can be friends or hang out anymore''
>MFW the ugliest girl in school rejected me
>MFW she was only with me for the Kit-Kats
>MFW I shared my Kit-Kats and watched them get swallowed by somebody else