Most pathetic thing you've ever done
>4 years ago
>18 years old, living at home
>live in basement suite at home because I pay my parents rent
>two bedrooms down there
>have my own bathroom
>one day my mom let's 8/10 QT move into the spare room, because she got kicked out of her house
>kinda pissed but whatever
>she's a slob, always leaves mess in my bathroom
>one day enter bathroom
>pubes all over the toilet seat
>collect the pubes in ziploc bag and hide them in my closet in a box
>today looking for something and stumble upon them
Hate myself
...did you end up fucking the qt ever??
>>27978688
No, she got knocked up by some Chad, then left a few months later
>>27978688
not OP but...where do you think you are?
>>27978664
Christ, did you get all of that at once off the toilet seat?
>>27978722
I just took taht off Google images, I was really disgusted with myself and threw them out
>>27978742
Oh, that shit would've been disgusting if you got it all at once though
>>27978786
There was alot of pubes though, she made no attempt to clean up after herself
>>27978664
>be me, 17
>whole family goes to church
>pretend I'm sick to keep from going
>make some mac and cheese
>get horny
>wrap plastic bag around dick
>proceed to fuck bowl of macaroni
>mfw I don't have the courage to kill myself
>>27978885
ehh thats normal bro
I mean i have neer done it, but burger normies fucks pies and shit
>>27978914
I'm pretty sure they go have sex with their girlfriends
>cheated on my gf with a fat ugly girl
>>27978974
Is your gf any better?
Got suckered into threesomes with my dad and step mom.
>>27979037
Was your stepmother hot?
>>27978664
Almost have a panic attack when my boss threatened to fire me.
Used my 6 year olds cousins panties as a fap rag.
>>27979066
She's attractive I think, yes. I don't think of myself as gay but I did it to be closer with her.
licked the work toilet seat after the cutest girl at work just got out from a pee. it was still warm.
>>27979097
this is very pedo
>>27979113
closer as in?
>>27979125
This is fucking disgusting.
I am sorry robot overlord
>>27978786
I just assumed she shaved and left them there like the degenerate she was.
>>27979005
it's his mom so..
>>27979135
At least I am not exclusive but still I can not deny that statement.
>>27979191
what exactly were you planning on doing with her pubes?
>>27979159
Intimately. At first it was just me and her, and then she convinced me to get dad involved. I enjoyed being with her like that so didn't want to lose it by saying no.
>>27979210
fuck off you pedo, you people make your victims into robots
>>27979231
Don't you think it's a little bizarre that your dad didn't seem to care?
>>27979265
I think he thought it was kind of hot, girl on girl, and she got him interested and to go along with me being involved.
>>27979292
or you're a girl, but still kinda weird for your dad
>>27979338
*oh
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