>tfw getting called out on my bullshit and get rekt by my therapist
explain yourself cunt
>>27978287
>this happens to me
>drop therapist asap
T-that'll show him
>therapist meme
>>27978287
>say one sentence
>therapist immediately launches into a 20-minute tirade based on assumptions and his perceptions of past clients
>>27978287
is it's job to get you back on earth, you space-faring anon
>>27978287
tried to redpill her on jews or cumdumpsters? If she agreed with you she'd be endangering her job
I wish I had a therapist like that. All mine did was test my biofeedback and tell me I'm as calm as a monk. Thanks I guess
Well continue OP. What bullshit did you say?
>tfw therapist pretty much tells you he thinks you're only here because you have no friends and this is the only human contact you can get
who else /phone always turned off or face down/
it stares at me when it's turned on and face up
>>27978877
fuck this wasnt supposed to be a reply sorry
>>27978287
>therapist
>paying money for someone to just sit and listen, then judge your based on the little you've said
Might as well pay a hooker and not fuck her, it's cheaper,.
>therapist
>not embracing your delusions about life
Failed normie detected
>>27978891
therapist might be able help you with that sort of faggot problem
>>27978902
>>paying money for someone to just sit and listen, then judge your based on the little you've said
Not, OP, but I don't pay for my therapist. And I think most people don't.
>>27978287
>tfw I frustrated my therapist more than anybody in her life because I used logic to explain my feelings instead of feelings to explain them
>tfw she knew I had perfectly good reasons to absolutely hate life
>tfw she couldn't do a thing about it so she started lashing out on me and I had to stop going
be glad your problems are so trivial you get smacked left and right by an authoritative figure and it gets better
What bullshit did you tell her?
>>27978902
I don't pay jack shit
>>27978909
The only right approach. Why would you accept their premise of needing "treatment"
It's the children who are wrong
>>27978975
Damn for real?
Can anyone go to one just to talk for free?
Or do I have to be registered with autism like most of you guys.
>>27978979
What kinds of things did you say?
>>27978975
in america, therapy isn't covered by insurance unless you have an extremely severe mental diagnosis
so when I had to go to therapy when i was a kid, because I didn't have an autism diagnosis, my parents had to pay the $200 a visit out of pocket
>>27978287
>tfw your therapist is only interested in you talking about your past becuase it's such a JUST trainwreck that they want it in their book they're writing (changing names slightly of course)
>>27978994
protip: most therapists are no better than a close friend, but one you pay for
>>27979018
I'm Native American and my tribe covers everything for me.
>>27979041
this is 1000x false kill yourself retard.
>>27979069
true, the right therapist can put you onto the good drugs
>>27979058
that's fucking cool, we have a clan based system in Chechnya but we wrestle more than talk about our feelings, I would like someone to talk to
>>27979069
You want me to break your knee caps kid? *breaks out baseball bat* hmph...don't try me..........
>>27978979
greentext your problems?
>>27979094
nah I go to my psych for that. I go there, ask for my drugs, leave with the script. therapy is overrated nowadays anyway
>>27979058
how is that relevant?
I'm saying if you live in america and you are not beyond insane the government will not pay for it and you will probably have to pay out of pocket
how does a redskin getting shit for free from a tribe have any effect on that?
>>27979119I was going to kill myself because I didn't have a qt therapist mommy gf
>>27979131
I live in the United States of America. Not every American has to be batshit insane to get free healthcare.
>>27979150
an hero with bleach
>>27979103
You are either autistic or 14.
>>27979172
nothin personnel, kid, nothin personnel
Therapists are all chodesmokers.
>>27979103
*start floating, spheres of dark energy start forming in hands*
What did you say to me kid?
>>27979163
no, you just have to be named chief big running bull and get the government to pay for all your shit out of white guilt
do us all a favor and catch smallpox already
>>27979103
>>27979172
>>27979188
>>27979201
Kek, i'm dying
>>27979201
the fucking red eyes and dark energy
christ, what a shitshow. doj is a mess
>>27979172
*grabs you by the throat*
back off!
>>27979216
Why you so edgy?
Don't you know that murica was a paradise before white man come? Fruit and crops grow everywhere, no wars between tribes, and people lived longer than white man. You must feel shame for civilizing this former paradise...
>>27979188
*whips out a 30 inch throbbing horsecock* It just got personal.
>>27979172
*spanks you like a disobedient avocado*
>>27979258
Oh daddy! Please spank me harder! I want more!
I want all your cummies inside my asshole! do it hard daddy!
>>27978287
My first therapist was a bitch but the 3(one normal therapist, one therapist at a mental hospital, and another therapist at the mental hospital, but she did group therapy) I had after that were all really nice
>>27979229
>christ, what a shitshow. doj is a mess
Explain, what does this have to do with DOJ?
>>27979325
origami crackfanto
>>27979216
Actually my tribe makes so much money on white people who have gambling problems that they don't need the federal government to financially assit them. Stay mad white devil.
>>27979409
being 1/128 cherokee doesn't turn ya native
>>27979448
For the record I'm 1/4. The Cherokee are broke compared to mine.
>>27979409I live in Florida and have Native American on both sides of my family but can't afford a DNA test to see just how much ;_;
>>27979504
Wouldn't matter. You need to have a CDIB which they issue to you at birth.
>>27979504
aka you're white
>>27979529
So if you're not born in a reservation basically, you're fucked? Wonderful.
>>27979529
I think you can get one later in your life
You just need to have a certified family tree
>>27979201
*teleports behind you*
*holds gun from helsing to your head*
hmph, you were good kid, but not good enough... nothin personnel
>2016
>still falling for the therapy meme
