What qualifies you as a robot?
>27 and live with parent.
>Have PhD but no publications and post-doc position yet.
>Had sex once and it was dissapointing for both parties.
>No friends.
We need to pull our neet degenerate brains together to finally put an end to what qualifies as a robot.
I guess a robot is pretty much a failure at life
>graduated high school last year at 19
>turning 20 soon
>still live at home
>no job
>starting college at 20 (I have to wait a year for resident tuition)
>no friends
>virgin
>still learning how to drive
>29
>Live with parents
>Unemployed
>Community college part-time and still fucking up
>No real friends
>No GF
>Never successfully asked a girl out or initiated sex
>Lost virginity at 19 to a fat chick with a fetish for collecting v-cards.
>Had a great job until last year, but lost it because I regressed into NEET territory and stopped showing up.
The only upside is that I have a pretty nice 2 year old car that I bought while I still had a job.
>fat people
>short people
>ugly people
>people who work in retail
>people who can't drive
>women
etc
>31
>wizard
>no friends
>social anxiety
>depression
>self diagnosed autism
>no education
>spend most of my time sleeping or lurking
>>27978932
>manlet
>balding
>small dick
almost forgot
>18
>5'9
>mixed
>tourette
>cracky voice
>only intimate contact was from kissing the same girl twice
>>27978906
This is absolutely wrong.
I don't have to justify myself to anyone, least of all you faggots
>>27977738
>18
>no friends
>had a girlfriend once for 3 months before she dumped me saying all the bad kind of stuff about me
>cannot drive
>terrible acne
>all i do i playing vidya and lurking 4chinz
>kill me
>25 year old virgin
'nuff said
>>27977738
>Aspergers
>No job(hard as fuck to find one here)
>No friends(moved halfway across the country with family two years ago)
>Permit but no licence
>Took high school online for last year
>Live with parents
>Starting community college at 20 or 21
>Kissless virgin
Does all this qualify me?
>>27979438
don't lose the kv
I did
and I regret it
>>27977738
>schizoaffective disorder - bipolar type
>borderline personality disorder
>shut in
>former drug addiction
>NO friends
>last friend died of drug overdose
>forced to be NEET and not go to college by my parents
>no gf
>virgin
>have a manifesto about my hatred of women
>mother was abusive and brother sexually abused me
What do I win?
>No friends
>khv loser at 25
>sexually attracted to children
>>27977860
At least not a wizard (yet). A robot can still try to at least make something out of his life. Most at least.
>18 years old
>had some kind of online relationship, but I intentionally destroyed it because I was, and still am to some degree, a downward spiral
>depressed, anxious drug addict with schizoid, avoidant, and dependent tendencies
>almost entirely supported by my family
>been NEET for 10 months or so
>got out of the psych ward a week or two ago, quit the outpatient program I was in because it didn't help
>only high school friend lives on the other side of the country, and we weren't even very close
>psych ward acquaintances/'friends' have all disappeared
>nowhere I go feels like a real home
>just want this suffering to end, but I know it would destroy my family if I ended it
Life is fun, isn't it?
>>27977738
im pretty much your average lonely neckbeard with the added bonus of being a shut in neet
>lost irl and ivl friends
>never confess to my oneitis i knew from 10 years
>never been in relationship
>stuck in studyslavery and soon wageslavery
>still don't know the way i fucked my life up
>live in loneliness, no one to talk to (skype on with ~40 contacts but no one talked to me for 4 years)
fuck
