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Wanna hear a story about how I was an alpha for like 10 seconds?
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Wanna hear a story about how I was an alpha for like 10 seconds?

>Be 13 year old me
>At school
>Fat kid picking on me
>Really
>Morbidly obese.
>Shitty hair
>Eczema and weird red spots that bleed
>Has to have a special seat in the corner
>Calls me GAYY constantly
>Getting on my nerves a lot
>Pushed me into mud and stuff
>Put used condoms in my pocket filled with his cum
>I put my hand in pocket and get cum hands
>Everyone saying I jerk off in class
>Everyone disgusted
>Reallyfuckingpissed.jpg
>Pic related
>Want to cyberbully him
>Check his MySpace
>Find out his Dad died last year
>Master plan hatching
>Print out pictures of his dad during lunch
>I find his bag and steal his English book from it
We share English
>Stick pictures of his dad's face all over his book
>Take out red pen
>Cross the Dad's eyes out
>Write notes from Dad
>"See you in hell."
>"I killed myself to get away from you."
>"You're gonna have a heart attack, fatass."
Shit like that
>Return his book into his bag
>Wait until english
>Teacher says open textbooks
>I ask to go to the toilet
>Wait there until I stop laughing
>Casually stroll into class
>Fatty is missing
>Teacher looks shocked
>Teacher has Fatty's book
The teacher reports it to the Principal and everyone is trying to figure out who did it
>School ends
>Check his myspace
>Loads of emo posts about how life is shit
>Ayy lmao
>He doesn't show up to school for like a week
>Everytime I see him I yell "DAD." really loud
>Watch him burst into tears
>Push the fat fuck into mud
>Hold him there until he stops resisting
>I leave and he runs off
>He moves school and hopefully kills himself.
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Fuck that's raw
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>Pushed me into mud and stuff
>Push the fat fuck into mud

Evolution proven
>>
>Be me, 14 at the time
>New kid
>Fat kid bullies me
>Call him whale and bully him so bad that i suddenly became the bully
But we are cool now
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>>27977420
I don't want to see any posts apologizing for that guy, OP did the right thing
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Nice one man!


very very original comment
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>fat kid at daycare was bullying me
>would always hit me and pull my hair.
>drunk dad gives me master plan.
>hide behind door and push it open when fatty is walking through.
>nosebleed.jpg
>he jumps on me screaming in a fit of rage and hits me.
>bite him on the nipple as hard as I can.
>there was blood.
We were friends after that.
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>>27977420
I've always disliked fat people
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>>27977420

I'd never bully whitey desu

at least niggers just stick to petty physical violence. whitey would scar me for life
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He sounds kind of retarded.
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