If you got transported back in time and landed in front of Jesus Christ on the cross, what would you tell him or do?
I would play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTfohj4C8gc on my phone while fucking his tender asshole.
>>27976896
"How's it hangin'?"
>>27976896
Would just tell him to just be himself
i'd tell himOP is a faggot
I can't speak with him because he didn't speak English.
DESU I'd probably try to do like that one centurion and mercy kill him with a pole or something.
Then I'd live in the shittiest place in the shittiest time for a year or so before I died horribly.
>>27976896
Nothing. I don't speak Yiddish or whatever he spoke, so it'd be pointless
i wouldn't care about jesus and would immediately try and join the glorious roman legions
