Mommy says you have to give me $19.99 plus tip for this pizza
>>27974197
>$19.99 plus tip for a shitty dominos pizza
holy shit do garbage pizza places seriously cost that much?
>>27974197
poor kid, hope they gave him some pizza
>>27974208
Domino's is more like $9.99 (plus tip).
>Trick-or-Treat plus tip mister!
>>27974197
Isnt it illegal to give little kids the tip?
>>27974338
Bribery is legal so as long as the cops don't catch you my friend.
>>27974197
>Dominos
You get off my property immediately
>I unzip my katana
>heh, nothing personal kid
>I teleport behind him and deliver a fatal slash
Let's keep this quality thread alive
I'll just pretend I dont understand english and close the door.
>>27974197
>holding the pizza fucking sideways
I'd call the manager on this fucking retard
>>27974940
>I'd call the manager
REEEEEEEEE TRIGGERED REEEEEEEEEE
DON'T CALL ANYONES MANAGER TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM. ESPECIALLY MINE REEEEEEEEEEEE.....I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT SO MUCH REEEEEEEEE....IF I CATCH ANYONE DOING THAT I WILL SHIT DOWN THEIR THROAT AND CALL THEIR PLACE OF WORK TO GET THEM FRIED REEEEEEEEEEE
>>27974381
THIS GUY
awesome moves robot
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF plus WOOF
>>27974197
why would a pizza deliver pizza?
tell mommy ill give her the tip of me dick
>Tfw most blacks don't tip
>Tfw always get tipped at least $2 from other ethnicities
I guess they don't want me to give any extras with their meal and don't mind me taking my time delivering driving to them.
>>27975062
How do you tip him?
>>27974338
ahahahaha i hate you pedophile for making me laugh.
>>27975155
same way >>27975106 tips your mom
with abone
>>27975145
>taking my time driving to them
I autism'd that.
>>27974197
>>27975062
And what the fuck is up with this shit? Some kind of contest?
>>27975062
This is the funniest thing i've seen all day.
>>27975145
The only option you have is to go full autismo and get a syringe of your semen and inject it into the crust of the pizzas
>>27975245
They'd probably notice the inside of their crust being a little soggy. It'd just be better to directly ejaculate on the pizza, so semen can get absorbed into the cheese and grease from said cheese and pepperoni.
>>27974313
So $10
>>27974197
>well if the pizza costs 20 dorra her you go
>*hands over 20$"
>and here is the tip
>*hands over Ice cream*
>>27975283
well you sure know your pizza
*BLEEP BLOOP* that will be $12.99 USA plus tip for this human nourishment *BLEEP BLOOP*
>>27975548
The thing is, I totally see dindus smashing this robot for free Pizza unless it's armed or something.
>>27975548
Just imagine these things going through nigger areas
>>27975580
>>27975581
hahaha i fucking love this board
>>27974313
Dominos here is like 16 quid. That's like 23 bucks
A dominos near me is hiring pizza makers. Does anyone know how the job is? I like the idea of making pizzas but im literally autistic so i cant handle stress and social situations.
>>27976666
I don't think they would hire the super-devil senpai
>>27975171
Stoned-out pizza delivery people trying to get out of work, I'd wager.
>>27974197
>nobody mentioned the autism shoes.
>>27975580
>>27975581
>get really sad when I think about robots being the victims of attacks
Somebody get pizzabot a gun.
>>27976666
Try to get it, you're always allowed to quit.
I didn't like waiting tables or cleaning houses so I quit one in a week, an the other after a day because I thought the Mexican girls were making fun of me in Spanish.
