How do I get a girlfriend with a body like this?
>>27974158
Get a skinny girl with low self-confidence, and keep making fun of her boobs until she gets a boob job.
>>27974158
You don'thighly original comment
>>27974158
>wanting big saggy moocow tits
>>27974158
First step is to get of /r9k/, because women won't find bitter faggots who refuse to grow up and leave the house attractive.
Second step is talk to one and be interesting. You don't have to be handsome, but you do have to be interesting and confident.
>>27974177
Those tits arent even slightly saggy though. The nasty soccerballs you see in shit tier porn arent real
>>27974158
Be fit
Have a good job
Have good social skills
>>27974158
You don't, they get you.
>>27974210
they hang like udders, but agreed, big tits are unsightly
That's almost unreal. Like the girls you see in hentai. You'll probably already have a hard time to see such a girl in real life at all.
>>27974158
What cup size is it?
>>27974222
No hangers are g-d tier but fake tits are nasty
I don't know, but if I had a gf with a body like that, I'd be happy as a clam.
>Long, thick hair
>BIG TITS w/ nice nipples
>Soft body
>Nice pussy
>>27974262
I just need the big tits and thin body, not always you see thin girls with gigantic tits. You always see them on fat fucks who carry them around thinking they are high almighty.
I wouldn't even care if she cucked me as long as i get to suck on those titties.
>>27974158
Those hips are manly and she obviously doesn't exercise.
Do some of you pathetic retards honestly consider this some kind of ideal?
>>27974248
not really. imagine the face; protip its not gonna be good
>>27974302
shes just average
to me thats more attractive than most higher 10's people desu
>>27974177
>>>/lgbt/ is over there you fucking queer ass nigga
>>27974158
That lack of waist/hips is a real boner killer
>>27974302
Who gives a fuck if she doesn't work out you roastie, she's perfect.
Perfect tits, nice and thin, innie vagina.
>>27974178
>he's pushing the ">you don't need to be handsome" meme still
Cmon son, no-one believes you
>>27974302
i kind of do, those are actually a plus for me
>>27974534
I'm a man and not a babby titfag.
Kill you'reself fagboy. Hips are the most important factor of a woman's attractiveness after the face.
>>27974579
shut up you dumb nigger, go back to Africa.
>>27974579
>>27974519
>>27974302
i come in this thread for more pics and this is what i get
please kill yourself, thank you
>>27974579
ur a faggot, that bitch is perfection and ur just putting on a front to seem like u got more swagger than u do robot
>>27974592
If you want more pictures go to /r/ you fucking sack of faggotshit
>>27974611
actually decent advice, insults aside.
>>27974302
low testosterone detected. Go fap to trannies
>>27974609
She's a lazy titcow and you are a child for finding her exceptionally attractive. Go and play your epic video games with your Razer mouse and keyboard you manbaby.
>>27974669
>lazy titcow
>isnt a fat fuck
i think this is an achievement worth gf-ing
post more amateur titcow
>>27974669
found the envious roastie, lmao.
just grow bigger tits, you whore.
>>27974669
>>27974715
definitely a roastie. i can almost smell her steaming with rage cunt over here
>>27974715
Roasties are disgusting and so are pathetic children who worship cowfat.
>>27974787
assblasted chestlet please
>>27974843
I wish I was a qt tsurupettan.
Honestly though, cowtitties are fine as long as they're accompanied by birthing hips.
>>27974895
stop whining you jealous fat roastie, no one cares.
>>27974302
That is the most beauty part of this world, 20yo girl with good genes do not have to do anything to look hot as fuck.
The worst part is you might meet a girl you think is really attractive, has an amazing personality etc, but then she takes of her clothes and she has saggy tits and a roastie.
It's all too much of a gamble. Better to just fap to porn where everything is nice and polished.
Same as any other girl.
Start working out, do more outdoor sports, have a more interesting life and Facebook profile, get a bigger social circle and become more outgoing and fun to be around, work on your depression and insecurities, develop style and stop dressing like a dork, start approaching women and learn how to flirt, get some good female friends and stop wasting your time in insecure shitholes like this.
Basically become someone dateable instead of staying some undesirable social outcast.
>>27974158
> 1. Find girl
> 2. Cut off her head
>>27974178
This bait sucks ass.
