>"hey anon, why is it that my sisters tits are so much bigger than mine, genetics are so unfair"
let me be the judge of that :)
>>27972890
Small is always better, m'lady. And I hope you remember my understanding when I take off my pants.
this happened 4 years ago
le originl
>>27972902
why did that make me kek so hard?
guess cause i got a small dick.
aw man...
>>27972913
modern popculture. everything stale and used up is suddenly new again. Remakes!
>>27972913
since when has anything on this board been original fucktard?
>>27972922
No I mean I had a gf 4 years ago and she and her older sister would sometimes mention how their younger sister had much bigger tits
she was their half sister
I once saw one almost pop out and I was innocent then and let her know so she popped it back in
>>27972933
oh right my bad anon
have some tits as an apology
>"hey anon i know that my sister has bigger tits than me b-but mine are still o-okay right?"
>>27972986
Fucking disgusting. Consider suicide as soon as possible.
>>27973041
>He likes small boobs
>>27972902
Do you not mean
>m'pants :^)
>>27973041
Do big boobs scare your manlet stature anon?
>>27972986
>tfw a girl like this would never in a million years be a virgin
>tfw no fertile cow titted virgin gf
kill me now familia
>>27973456
I knew a girl like this too, shame really i never had the guys to talk to her.
Reminder that breast size is inversely proportionate to level of quality you can expect in a woman.
>>27973757
The most loyal girl I ever dated had F cup tiddies. The one that cheated on me had C cup tiddies.
I can make baseless assumptions too bub, and I probably have more anecdotal evidence than you.
>>27973757
>this is what chestlets actually believe
also
>implying b cup stacies arent worse than a quiet tittymonster
>tfw no qt tittymonster gf
>>27974185
>>27974194
I think he got confused because A cup women are the best, so he thought it worked "inversely proportional". When actually, it's just that A's are so far above everything else.
>>27974331
>liking flat chests
>the current year
sorry about your repressed homosexuality, you know it's okay to be gay
>>27974385
That's a pretty homophobic post. Of course I'm fucking gay, you retard. Did you think that was supposed to be an insult of some sort? No wonder you can't get laid.
>>27974385
>liking a girl is gay
literally the stupidest post I read on /r9k/ the past 60 minutes
>>27974443
Chestlets are essentially little boys with vaginas dude.
>>27974394
>has no idea what to reply back to that anon
>lets call him a homophobe even though he hasnt said anything homophobic
>>27973041
>"anon kun, do my monstee tits scare you?"
>>27973293
damn those skanks look super dumb. I'm pretty sure that between the two they have the power of maybe one average brain, and I'm probably highballing it. Just look at their expressions.
>>27974941
Ah yes. They look attractive and happy so they must be dumb skanks.
Lets see the face of an enlightened gentlesir such as yourself.
Or you could stop being so bitter and grow up.
>>27972890
seriously, i can't even scroll past this fucking thread without stopping to look at those glorious tits
every. single. fucking. time.
>>27975005
I'm not bitter though. I just think they look genuinely unintelligent. They have every right to be happy. That's fine by me.
>>27975005
>an idiot telling a robot to grow up
ur on /r9k/ u don't get to be high and mighty. just by being here, ur a fucking loser!!!
so put up with the bullshit that comes with this place, or fuck off back to whatever stupid liberal shitpool u crawled out of!!!
Is bigger tits the Alpha? Flats are always so hilarious to watch when with their big titted friends.
>>27975066
someboy is angry
/r9k/ new word filters coming tomorrow
>>27972917
Same here man
Oregano
>>27972890
tfw tall and all tall girls are flat
>>27975071
tits are the female equivalent to dick size. some small amount of people have a preference, but in general it doesn't really matter as long as you aren't completely flat/small because they don't have a lot to do with actually physically pleasing your partner, but either way you can't help but get jealous when someone is bigger than you and people develop massive insecurities based on it.
>>27976544
>all tall girls are flat
that's not true. some tall girls have HUGE boobs. problem is they're as wide as they are tall.
>>27976454
pig disgusting should be pretty fun to watch if this is true. they should institute that one on /a/ as well.
>>27976454
aww nothing for "roastie"? Like getting turn into something like "cutie"?
That would make the board imploded on itself.
>>27976609
roastie should be filtered to "pure princess" or something similar.
>>27976599
[contentful original comment]
>>27976454
>thick isn't on the list
whew
>>27976454
Pig
Je suis original
