Let's get to know our fellow robots.
Post em.
Starting with my own.
>>27972578
>race mixing
I almost considered you bro material
>>27972597
If it makes any difference it'll never happen. And even then, I wouldn't have children with my imaginary japanese wife. As much as I like Elliot, I don't wish that on my imaginary children.
Getting there slowly
>>27972762
Don't ever give up on your dreams anon.
![d2cfbc0427[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6bEjtM7.jpg "d2cfbc0427[1].jpg")
>>27972573
My parents only want me to get a degree. That's all. Not kidding. That's their 100% expectation and the only one they have.
>also, luso-fetish
>>27972578
Get off /pol/. It does nothing but fuck you up mentally. Politics overall. Just stay away from everything political. How are you a /pol/lack and wannabe-miscegenator at the same time?
>>27972762
Any idea of how you'll end up as a great mind of the 21st century?
>>27972866
Checking your dubs.
The eastern woman is preferable to the western woman. Not like I'll ever meet any nor would they be interested in a filthy gaijin such as i.
I only got the big version
also, kill me
>>27972573
im bad at being bei g good at stfuff sorry for my drawing
this took longer than i wanted
>>27972968
>those grades
I feel you anonymous. I was driven into CC and I can't be assed to take it seriously. But at the same time I am afraid of being a fucking loser forever.
>supports the god emperor
Brother!
>>27972988
Hey I like guns, history, and Trump
Are you Japanese? Are you even a woman?
>>27972996
I just had a lab exam, failed for the third time in a row.. sitting in a bathroom waiting for the next bus to go on to go home(in 2 hours)
>>27972988
Which megaman?
>>27973031
W-we're all going to make it anon.
>>27973016
i'm half chinese, sorry anon.
>>27973042
5
>>27973083
Oh, Okay, y-you too
>>27973050
>"high school will be better son, trust me, youll get a hang of studies and everyone hangs with everyone"
>"college will be better son, trust me, youll get a hang of studies and hang out with people... right?"
>one year later, ive collected a third of the minimun requirements to continue education after summer
why do i feel the need to sleep 15 hours a day?
>>27973124
my day is not going well, first another F and now the paprika on my bought lunch is smaller than ever. why even live
>>27973124
I have to go to class in the morning for a computer class I don't have interest it. I just chose computers because my parents found it to be respectable.
I usually oversleep. there's no parking so I'm always late anyway.
>tfw I only just started to do the work for the class
there is only a 3 or 4 weeks till the semester is done.
You're not alone anon.
>>27972573
honestly, i dont' think i even know myself well enough to answer those questions.
>>27973191
Give it your best shot anon.
I am on phone and only have a different template
>>27972866
God knows, right know I'm diving into philosophy, literature, languages, mathematics, etc, like crazy in order to edify myself
So far I'm entry-level on everything
>>27973325
Ah a fellow manlet.
We will suffer together.
>>27973348
Shits tough right? My 14yo brother and his classmates are all taller than me and make fun of me behind my back
>>27972948
One of the better charts I've seen, you seem really cool anon. Good taste in everything
>>27972762
>tfw will never be important enough to be in a book
>>27973403
It really is. Thankfully I'm not the shortest one I know. My best friend is a bit shorter than I am, but even still, fucking highschoolers are taller than us.
>>27973348
Manlet feels. You're not alone
>>27973428
Do I spy some Dog Is Dead there?
>>27973431
Happy fo you anon. The worst thing is I a not only a manlet but my whole body and face looks like a 15 year old's. I literally look like my younger borthers twin even though I am going to college this summer
>went to a store to buy cigarettes
>new cute shop keeper around my age
>r-red luckies please?
>"may I see your ID?"
>I-I drove here in a car
>"well I'd still like to see your ID..."
>o-ok
>"wow you are 19? sorry about that I really though youre underage"
just kill me please
>>27973542
You know what we must do.
>Mfw I haven't changed looks for over 8 years
>>27973428
ikftb
One day we'll make it, and if all else fails, just kill a bunch of people, atleast then you'll be written down somewhere
>>27973510
I remember listening to All Our Favorite Stories a while ago and liking the album a lot
>>27973634
What kind of parents do you have? They don't push you into big buisness STEM world?
>>27973693
My parents strongly believe that I should be who I want to be. and that i should figure out what I am so they want me to be who I am. Not in any special snowflake kinda shit. But more in a your an adult now get your own life in order kinda way.
And they are old metal heads from the 80's so i learned a lot of music from them.
Can someone post the big full template?
I sincerely hope everyone in this thread is a troll.
I can't draw, don't rape me
>>27973583
I am really at the tipping point where I no longer feel sadness but only anger
>>27973800
No. This is reality.
>>27973808
I think your Person I Don't Want To Be would get along with mine.
Time for me to go to sleep now. Have class in a few hours. It's been fun talking with you all.
Take care of my thread while I am gone. Goodnight everyone.
>>27973928
Goodbye, frogposter robot
I'm too scared someone I know will see it
>>27974171
We're all friends here anon
Hooray. I don't know why I did this but it happened. I actually kind of enjoyed the little bit of artiness that was involved even if it was just terrible mspainting.
>>27974576
You seem like a cool guy, would befriend you and talk about how nice things are
>>27974686
Thanks dude, things are pretty nice.
Mostly I'm glad somebody actually saw the thing I made.
Insecurity is not fun.
>>27974911
(you)
How hard is it to draw hands, right?
Carl the Cuck head is funny.
Kind of makes me sad that you look at yourself like that. I hope you enjoy your Steam games and Youtube and shit.
We've all been 18 and stupid.
We can't all be handsome sex god millionaires that are also giants. If you figure this out you'll probably find yourself on a happier path.
Fuck I love girl butts. Fuck I love big curvy girl butts. Possibly gotta go wank.
>>27975238
My hands are charming and comical either way.
>>27975238
thank (you) for the (you) btw I love you
>>27975439
(you)'re welcome. I love (you) too.
>>27972988
And you were almost cool, until you mentioned fucking Trump. Damn edgy kids.
i wanna be a taxidermist but idk how to portray that
>>27975994
Taxidermy is fun, pays well, but it's pretty seasonal. Go north for bigger game/pay.
>>27975994
>>27976046
Taxidermy? Really? What? Why?
Not raggin' on it, do whatever makes you happy. I just don't really understand why it's a thing, let alone why you would really want to do it.
I can't imagine seeing some stuffed dead animal (or killing my own and having it stuffed) and going 'yes, this is good I want this on my wall so I can look at it everyday'
Could somebody explain?
>>27976145
Eh to each his own, I did it for a few summers helping my relatives in Louisiana. It was an... experience.. but it was fun working on stuff. Also just hearing from them if you manage to get a job for a big hunting lodge/camp. You'll be set for life.
>>27976145
I've always been fascinated with dead stuff desu. I'm an artist and use taxidermy in my sculptures but i'm also interested in more traditional stuff too. Pic related is a rabbit i did (plus some rat legs)
>>27976176
I guess it would be a somewhat creative activity. Working with your hands is pretty good too.
Do people generally hunt shit and then go somewhere to get it stuffed? Or do people hunt and then stuff what they hunted and sell it?
>>27976197
Only kind of terrifying. I think this will only be in 1/4 of my nightmares tonight.
ibbiedibbiedoobie
>>27976556
Why do you mark your murders on your face?
>>27976722
They're scars.
depressed loser nerd seeks depressed frumpy gf to make suicide pact with
>>27973325
>nirvana
ayy lmao
>>27972573
here ya go desu
Life is too long.
>>27976965
sorry anon but she's spoken for
>>27976891
u me desu senpai?
>>27972988
>hehe you can borrow my hairtie
>bad
Sharing between interpersonal connecting being similar at all to statist policies is a meme started by liberal pundits, why won't you share your fucking hair ties?
Parents don't actually want me to be anything as long as it's something I like.
Beard also isn't actually that thick, I've trimmed it.
>>27976965
Do black people really blush?
They dont care what I do..they just want me to be happy...
Don't even know what happy feels like any more.
>>27976965
where did everything go wrong
>>27972988
>EU4
almost perfect
>tfw almost your ideal partner but too much of a degenerate to wait until marriage
it's honestly probably because I'm a kv, if I at least had sex some I could probably be okay with it. And I'd be able to finally get off porn if I had a gf to headpat. Ah well, we'll never meet and this is an anonymous kurdish slam poetry imageboard, but there are people like that out there, and some of them might not even have autism. take care
>>27977412
Lost my job because of office politics and I can't be fucked to find another one.
>>27972573
Im in a good place right now
>>27977768
Did you convert to Mormonism?
>>27977830
born into it but had an atheist phase where I was just sad as crap
YOOOO HUL UP
*smacks lips*
>>27977866
I'm not much of a believer myself, but I've always liked the Mormon people, you're very industrious and in addition to being kind and polite, there's a distinct affability to you.
>>27977962
Hey thanks famalam, I appreciate that
Sorry too lazy to draw, I'll just type it out instead.
The person your parents want you to be:
>quick minded and efficient
>high paying profile job
The person you never want to be
>Getting divorced and losing everything or being trapped in a marriage with a bitch in perma PMS mode.
The person you are right now
>Ramped down autism
>Constantly dreaming of making a video game
>Getting closer to being truly gentle and kind
>Getting a little braver
>Not so retarded at life
>Still a little afraid of women
The person you were 5 years ago
>Full on Autistic
>Less kind hearted and gentle and more passive aggressive, "nice guy"
>Full on MRA/PU Artist cheerleader
>grr women
>Retarded about everything I do that's not vidya related
The person you want to be
>made a video game
>made several video games
>mentally disciplined.
Your Ideal Partner
>?
DUDE CHARTS LMAO
Sorry my art fucking sucks, But it's my first time posting here.
Something creative so Niggers don't come after me.
>>27978101
I like you, anon. you got goals
>>27976891
this is me too, hang in there
this is most of us i think
>>27975994
taxidermy and taxi-sculpture?????is cool
>>27975718
this
>>27974576
Why were you sick anon
>>27976759
I bet we would get along
>>27978453
>virgin - long story
Explain pls
>>27973428
AYYY NEEDLEDROP
>>27975994
Literally looks just like me
>>27978634
im sort of worried some of my friends are lurkers and would recognize the chart as me
but i will share for you anon
>experimented with boy for course of two years, did it 5 times probably
>one time/the past time, i didnt want to and he did not care
>buttrape
i said it was a long story in hopes of nobody ever asking about it :')
>>27972573
idk i succ the cuck
4120
>>27972948
>mount eerie by the microphones
ARE YOU ME?
I LOVE THAT FUCKING ALBUM WITH A PASSION
>>27976860
yeah I was young and wanted to be cool and I am cringing a little but when I think about the way I acted but shit I've never been so careless and happy. And then shit happened and I just became really antisocial
Well I suck shit at drawing. Here you go.
>>27976242
Sorry, went to class. And yes, you wouldn't believe how many people want them stuffed, some better reasons than others. I can see your first deer/duck/furry woodland creature to get stuffed as appropriate or a record setter like this bobcat we stuffed and gifts and what not, but theres a lot of people out there with cash burning holes in their pockets.
>I wan dis stuffed
>"Sir, it's half an armadillo"
>I wan it stuffd
>"why?"
>first kill with tannerite
Such is life as a coonass
>>27979763
Your parents want you to be a gay feminist?
wtf senpai
that was surprisingly fun...life will be good soon
Paint is fun.
>>27980243
He's already got the gay part down at least.
>>27979763
Nice edges you got there bro
>>27980309
>actually using the word hubby
I hope you get super AIDS
Heh, nice one fammo
>>27972578
>successful
>community college
no bro, you just will be indebt
>>27974911
this is the best one of these things that i have seen here in this here thread
>>27972988
>eva, snake eater, megaman, sex after marriage, thoughts about god
too bad you like hunting and you're politized
Don't judge my Mspaint skills
the big chart for you
sorry im uninteresting
i dont want to exist famalam
>>27981734
How good are your anime titty drawing skills?
>>27972578
>5 years ago
>communist
>now
>/pol/try
I am inclined to believe this is at least 50% /pol/, probably even more
>>27977891
It's nice to see some fellow hindu's
Wow guys, I can't believe it's still up. Good job.
>>27983053
I bet it is. I just hate looking back at what a faggot I was.
>implying I'm not a faggot now
>>27981297
>doesn't want to be a Muslim
I love you Anon
this was a fun little warm up
>>27981062
Good think I didn't take loans
>>27983213
be my cute Velma gf
I already made this one before
>>27983213
you were more fun 5 years ago
>>27983510
she's more qt now though
Only got the big version
>>27983422
>velma
shit now i gotta get a haircut
>>27983510
no doubt
>>27983567
God damnit forgot to select the file; your welcome, OP, for the extra bump
>>27983590
Don't get a haircut
Velma is a qt
be my gf
>>27983630
ok, i'm now you're gf, congrats
>>27983664
I should throw a party
Give contact so I can invite you to it :^)
>>27972573
Hopefully i get my life together before i kill myself.
>>27972573
I am not the best at art, or drawin with a mouse.
>>27976965
you seem like a chill dude, anon.
since your 5 years ago thing has you graduating, what was your degree in pham?
I feel like my horrible art really makes it hard to discern what I meant by these drawings.
>>27984065
So you are a manlet that regrets his past too.
Small world
>>27984209
yeah, gotta admit i am a manlet and had a bit of a napoleon complex back in high.
for whatever reason i like tall girls though. fuck if I know why, i think i'm just more submissive and boyish in relationships which, let's admit it, makes most girls really fucking dry.
>>27978453
>oddworld
>mtg
Nice.
>>27984323
>tfw like not only taller women but older women as well
>too much of a manlet robot to ever turn a MILF on
I feel your pain
>>27984365
never really liked way older women that much, but I suppose girls that are, like 5 or so years older than me are nice. i understand though op.
some girls genuinely do like the whole short, non-dominant vibe but not only are they not common but also would they just leave you for chad if they get bored? that shit sucks, man.
>>27984205
jesus christ, fuck off back to tumblr you degenerate trash
>>27984479
I'm too /pol/ for tumblr but I will fully admit to being degenerate trash.
>>27972573
I suck at this original original originalus invictus illumini
please kill me
originalarogbpaiwrbgaj
>>27972578
50% of this is LITERALLY me.
>>27972988
>>27972988
hey, twin sister!! long time no see, so, is mom okay?
>>27972988
>tfw if I had guns I'd be the ideal bf
>>27972988
>eu4/vic2
Noice
>>27977768
>religion literally claims you'll turn into a god in the afterlife with your own personal universe
>scripture basically states black people exist as punishment for their indifference to the pissing contest between God and Satan
>tried and failed to make a country in the middle of the fucking desert
>MAGIC UNDERWEAR
>>27974576
>I Hate Everything confirmed for browsing /r9k/
>>27972573
colors are gay
>>27980309
The normalfags catch wind of the thread at this post and it all sort've goes downhill from here. I'd start earlier but
>taxidermy
>>27976965
Based nigger. ORIGINALUS INVICTUS!
>>27984785
>>scripture basically states black people exist as punishment for their indifference to the pissing contest between God and Satan
What book-chapter-verse?
>>27984362
Yooo.
Noone ever knows what the fuck Oddworld is it pisses me off.
>>27985217
nvmd I just realized that you were refering to blasphemous LDS. I 1st thought you meant KJV.
>>27985217
>There is a reason why one man is born black and with other disadvantages, while another is born white with great advantages. The reason is that we once had an estate before we came here, and were obedient; more or less, to the laws that were given us there. Those who were faithful in all things there [pre-existence] received greater blessings here, and those who were not faithful received less...
>There were no neutrals in the war in Heaven. All took sides either with Christ or with Satan. Every man had his agency there, and men receive rewards here based upon their actions there, just as they will receive rewards hereafter for deeds done in the body. The Negro, evidently, is receiving the reward he merits.
Joseph Fielding Smith, Doctrines of Salvation, 1:61, 65-66
>>27972578
i want to own a land and a family aswell, i am white scandinavian female, although i am not blonde
do you think we could form a family if all else fails in our lives?
>>27985494
Did you mean to reply to someone else femanon?
took a while but i feel like i got everything down pat
>>27985523
no anon, i was replying to you
you are op, right?
>>27985599
No
Was just confused because you aren't his ideal :P
>>27985615
well, whose ideal am i?
>>27985634
You sound nice to me tbqh
I have trouble believing there's a Scandi girl who wants a family on /r9k/ though
>>27985566
>dad and mom dead
This is straight up my worst nightmare, even if I could survive without them financially I'd still probably off myself
>>27985566
I'D CHECK THOSE DUB DUBS IF I WERE YOU
>>27985634
mine
post contact info to talk more qt :3
>>27985673
this is my thingy, anon
and i am a scandi girl who wants a family
to elaborate, i only want an offspring
other participants are a bonus
>>27985799
Your ideal is funny
Both because I really like the St. Peter's cross and have at least a decent understanding of religious history, but I'm probably not the edgy person that he is
>>27972573
I suck at paint, but I'm rather content with my life and so are my parents.
>>27985835
i presume that by edgy you referred to a satanist
i am not a satanist, although i support the fact of christianity destroying paganism and so forth. heard of varg vikernes? he gives pretty good examples
>>27985900
I just assumed generic anti-theist
That's supposed to be a Satanist?
He's wearing a shirt with a Catholic religious symbol. Pic related
And I don't see how Christianity getting rid of paganism is some disputed thing. Although Varg goes pretty ahistorical with his shit
>>27985890
>Smile just keeps getting bigger
kek
>>27985971
it's quite unknown to european people, the direction they're supposed to head. i mean feminism, atheism and that shit. that is a quite disputable subject, which many seem not to realize. i'm glad you have an understanding of it, though, even if you choose not to support it.
but back to the point, my ideal should have this understanding
>>27986040
What do you mean "choose not to support it" here.
I'm not really against Christianity getting rid of paganism (being a Christian myself), but I do think that at time kings that converted (often peacefully) did do wrong to their pagan subjects to make them convert. I'm not a fan of conversion by the sword.Charlemagne did nothing wrong though, Saxons were chimp out niggers
My parents are pretty cool and don't have any expectations for me besides getting a stable job. I want the same thing, except way more minimalist. My worst fear is ending up a wagecuck for some jew with a shitty family life.
I don't want a life partner. In my ideal life I'd have money for escorts whenever I want sex. I'm too weird to hold down a stable relationship so I don't even try anymore.
Anyone know of any good career paths that don't require more than a bachelor's degree and pay alright? I like working with my hands.
>>27986095
I know that feel about no life partner. Since my ideal is unobtainable. I have grown used to the fact that I'll not have anyone and I have worked my life plans around that.
>>27972597
If you can tell by the hair and letterman jacket, he's a spic anyway.
>>27986174
WAS IT THAT OBVIOUS?!
alrighty tighty then
R8 pls
Original
>>27986135
It's better this way man. We're pretty much free to do whatever we want without tying ourselves down both financially and physically.
>>27986248
you look like a cross between a fedora and someone who's obsessed with A Clockwork Orange
some would say that's the same thing but you've managed to pull it off
>>27985566
r34 of your ideal partner when
>>27986222
Nice trips.
Glad you're living your ideal life anon. All you need is your ideal partner.
>>27986315
>All you need is your ideal partner.
already got her actually
thanks for appreciating my repeating digits
>>27986336
Wow, you have it made anon.
What brings you to a place like /r9k/?
>>27986359originaltext101
This is all I feel like drawing
if nothing else at least I have dreams.
>>27986634
I'll be your bf
I'm nothing like your ideal :^)
>>27986634
>liberal
you fit the bill
I want to die all the time now.
>>27986751
Get off /pol/ mang
>>27986690
w-what are you like then :<
>TFW the grill i based the ideal partner on is now following me on social media
>She doesnt know its me
>>27986779
>macross 82-99
You have excellent taste my friend.
>>27986751
us white people don't have it any easier.
That's just a meme. and u'd be just as miserable, only in a different way, if u were white.
>>27986774
Actually never mind
I love animals, nature, and don't want to live in a city
I guess I'm a bit happy too
Although I'm not liberal at all, or creative, or artistic
>>27986820
not him, but at least you can look in the mirror and not be disgusted by your appearance.
Life has gotten pretty good since I gave up my foggotry and meds and learned to drink my liquor straigt.
>>27986852
I am him and he''s right you know.
>>27986634
>liberal
why would u want a beta liberal? oh right, ur female. the cuck thing, i remember now.
>>27986841
to each his own, really, politics don't bother me that badly as long as you aren't a vocal bigot.
it was ideal partner anyway, as long as you will suffer to take me to museums sometimes I'm cool :Ds-skype?
>>27986896
>s-skype
email my throwaway and I'll give it to you
I'm not a bigot and sure
Museums are cool
[email protected]
>>27986852
>>27986877
can i? ur the first people to say that to me.
u might be ugly, but at the risk of sounding like a faggot libtard, ur skin color isn't a contributing factor to it, to anyone but dumb fuck loser racists anyway.
don't let em take what little pride u can hang on to, man.
>>27977891
>ayn rand
what the fuck is wrong with you anon
>>27986977
checking your lucky dubs.
It's fine for me. I get mistaken for white often. I can't imagine being black though. I don't let it get me down too often though. I just wish my features were more white than they are already.
>>27986751
>>27986852
you have let memes become your life
>>27986930
>no message
Alright anon
>>27987029
Have you forgotten anon? Memes are all our lives.
>>27987084
simply ebin dude
tasty and with the crust
>>27986930
>>27987068
sorry I was yelling at some dumb 16 y/o pleb for being a fucking baby, fucking underage b&s I swear
message now anon
>>27972573
Just fucking kill me already desu.
>>27972988
>sex after marriage
You better hope you're a catch
>>27987209
Holy shit guy. You have cancer or something?
>>27987281
being a ghoul can be fun
I spent a fucking hour on this I have problems.
>>27987404
Get a hair cut you nigger
>>27987404
Get rid of the locks Corey
>>27987261
You want to be black?
>>27987261
>he doesn't want to poo in loo
>>27987433
>>27987458
never ever forever ever
>>27987404
>bi
did you mean "gay"?
>>27987404
Pics of hair now
>>27987559
i mean i like guys more so i guess
>>27987580
k here i am
>>27987640
>you share your board with these kind of people
Jesus Christ...
>>27987404
>>27987640
Golly anon? You sure are a huge faggot.
>>27987640
>>27987684
i'd like to reinforce the above anons assertions of faggotry
>>27975994
Will you make me a squirrel army?
>>27986634
how can you be a couch-surfer if you have no friends
>>27987672
>>27987684
>>27987753
im better than all of you
>>27987779
women lie and exaggerate
when she says "no friends", she means "a few close friends but they don't count because they're like my totes besties"
>>27986871
I'm sorry, but those smiles are disturbing
>>27987640
Cut that nasty rag off your fucking head
>>27987404
>>27987640
>trashy white people dreads
>hipster emo music
>vape
>pleb tv shows
>smash bros
>gay
>anime
>trump memer
>sam hyde
>19
you literally could not get any worse
>>27987640
More
now
please
I wanna be part of the narcissist club too guys
>>27987815
What do you think the pills were for? My gout?
>>27987895
>>27987932
you can't have that haircut-beard combo and not be a normie
>>27987833
original commento lelelelelel
>>27972988
Nice dubs, but alas. I have fallen in love with you.
>>27987951
More
Less cat and clothes
>>27987937
ah. didn't see that the first time
>>27987951
I hope you choke on those disgusting dreads in your sleep tonight.
>>27987950
You caught me, I am a normie :^)
>>27972948
Big Lez mate!
>>27987988
im sorry you fell that way
I spent like 20 minutes on this shit
Spent a little too long on this one but w/e.
just finished it, r8, h8 appreci8, don't get me started on my ideal partner. (might as well ask if you want some entertainment)
>>27988190
lol do you really wear a choker?
>>27988226
>Marxist
no
>>27987779
I'm living with a high school friend's parents right now.
I'm not friends with that girl anymore. so it's kind of awkward as fuck being here, but it's better than being homeless.
also sometimes stay with coworkers when I can, but they only do it out of pity. they won't talk to me even when I'm at their house.
>>27988258
>not a marxist
what are you doing with your life
