>20th birthday
>parents didn't even email
>NEET for 2 years
>borderline ana ft. lazy
>period stains on bedsheetscan't be bothered to try
>haven't showered for 4 days
>can't even get orbiters
who else /gaveup/
>>27972257
>tfw no depressed NEET loser gf who has given up on life
[email protected]
Email me on this throwaway and I'll make you try again
>>27972289
>people ACTUALLY believe this isn't bait
>>27972321
i know a girl like this is too perfect to exist, but i still have delusional hope
>>27972257April 19th is my birthdayCan't even do what I do for myself every birthday because I broke out of being a NEET of 3 years this Jan.
>>27972321
I'm not baiting. Just want to help a girl in need
>>27972321
i wish it was bait anon
t. op
This wouldn't have happened had you just been a proper lady.
I turned 21 yesterday and it made me realize that the purpose of my existence is just to end it as early as possible
>>27972257
>I hate women!
>Immediately showers any girl who gives them the slightest attention and orbits them
Fucking christ /r9k/, you could at least be consistent.
>>27972368
>i wish it was bait anon
Why don't you be my sad gf, then?
>>27972404
>every single poster on r9k thinks the same way
Shut your fucking mouth. Thirsty normies have always been around on this board.
>>27972404
kek, just give it a minute, the robots will come.
>>27972415
>Shut your fucking mouth.
Make me nerd
>>27972279
>>27972289
>>27972413
>tfw no drive to even hold out relationship of any kind
>already know it wont work out
>>27972459
Where do you live? I'll fucking destroy you
>>27972464
Tits or GTFO.
>AmImemeingrightpapa?
>>27972464
Provided you take a shower and are not fat, I can come over and pump and dump you, if it makes you feel better.
I'll bite.
Where do you live OP?
>>27972257
> period stains on bedsheets
I had a severely depressed gf who would just lie on the bare mattress for a week and bleed all over it. It was a good bed so I covered it up with a anti bed bug sheet and used it for years, then sold it for $10 to some Haitian.
>>27972471
Antartica. Get over here so I can beat your bitchass kid.
I'm a cold mother fucker. Bring a sweater.
>>27972257
Happy Birthday.
I've only been NEETing for half a semester. Already feeling useless. :-)
>>27972257
it gets better. Drink some water, clean your shit up and make a meal. Clean your whole house in your underwear, wash everything. You'll feel better and it will help you get your shit together.
I've been you, you can be me <3
>>27972632
Booked my flight tickets right now, faggot. See you in 14 hours.
>>27972541
western canada
>>27972655
>>27972657
thank you anons, holding onto that last hope
>>27972368
w-why does it look like that
western canada here date meeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27973801
period dries to a dark brown-black colour, it isn't/doesn't stay red
>>27973884
gross
does it smell nasty too?
>>27973945
sort of, go smell a raw steak, it's similar.
After a while it stops smelling, like directly. But the whole area will start smelling like stale dead flesh :)
pick yourself up and take a shower
always get back on getting back on the horse.
>>27973884
so, like blood in general then?
>>27973971
>>27973971
wouldnt the bagina smell the same then o,o
>>27974119
Sort of. Period is a lot more... present, though.
Like, pound for pound period smells way worse, is a lot thicker and more dense, and generally worse than regular blood because it has like, fetus food in it.
>>27974183
nope. The blood is only there for a couple days. The vagina isn't just an absence of flesh, it's its whole own thing with lots of different processes going on.
It's continually working to clean itself, and the white goopy stuff that you've probably seen get on our underwear is how it does that. It's full of hydrogen peroxide and other chemicals that destroy bacteria and other contaminants, bleaching them and pushing out of the vagina. It's why we burn coppery patches in black underwear, because our vaginas have bleach in them.
>>27974220
O,O
bost bleached banties
>>27972257
>>haven't showered for 4 days
Are you serious? Is that supposed to be bad?
I used to shower like once a week regularly before I became shutin
Now I haven't showered in months
>>27974301
I get rid of mine when that happens, but I'm sure you can find pictures online
>>27973971
Wait, but raw steak actually smells good. Not sure that's the best comparison. Unless you're saying it smells good.
>>27974335
wait what
you just dispose them?
how often do they get coppery or w/e
>>27972404
Don't you know that people here are full of shit, senpai? The only reason they "hate" women so much is because women don't even spit in their general direction. Given the female (or elaborate troll) attention they so crave, they line up like good little faggots.
There are probably some genuine misogynists here but those guys are fucking mental so nobody cares about them.
>>27974332
you should shower every day-every second day. This is very bad for your body.
>>27974359
tfw dont hate women
>>27974350
hmm.
I think it is a "bad" smell, but not all bad smells smell bad to me.. when people smell gross, or like the smell of petrol and some other smells that are typically bad, I think they smell fine, or good. So I don't like the smell, but I'm not sure.
That wasn't very eloquent, but it's hard to word.
>>27974356
not incredibly often, it mostly happens with cotton underwear, and I don't wear a lot of cotton.
>>27974368
showers are relatively recent technologies. People went very long amounts of time unbathed.
With that said, if you have access to tools to maintain your hygiene, you should use them. at the basest of levels, being clean can keep you from getting sick from things that otherwise would not bother you. At a mental level, it can help too.
OP, you literally have a guy in western canada in this thread volunteering to be your BF/orbiter yet you do nothing. You have no right to complain.
>>27974531
what if he's a serial killer tho
>>27974368
Why do you think not showering is bad? If anything showering too much has a higher risk...
>>27975126
ou can get bacterial infections, fungal infections, parasites, all sorts of gross shit.
Showering too much can mess with your skin's oil production, but you'd have to be showering like my OCD grandma to do that. showering once a day is very good for you and definitely what you should be doing.
Please be in florida?
f l o r i d a
>>27975256
she's in western canada love, sorry
Hey femanon i'm another femanon in a shitty place in my life rn. I got an infection and toe fungus from being an unhygienic slob and ruined my teeth. Let's exchange throwaways and be buds.
>>27975373
>Hey femanon i'm another femanon in a shitty place in my life rn. I got an infection and toe fungus from being an unhygienic slob and ruined my teeth. Let's exchange throwaways and be buds.
sure, post yours
>>27975561
what the fuck is your picture
>>27975585
Looks like the faggot posted CP
>>27972464
Your predicament is sweet sweet karma for abusing pure Yuru Yuri girls with your shitty avatarfagging.
That alone makes me feel sick.
This is purely a female trait too.
You will not find any males avataring as a male character outside of actual ERP.
All you're trying to do is bait attention from robots, which makes your whining a dishonest facade.
KYS
>>27972655
NEET lyfe is worst lyfe I want to die.
>>27972368
That's gross is there any way to clean that out?
>>27975841
you can get blood out really well with cold water and scrubbing, but I'm not too sure once it's stained like that. I know dishwashing detergent helps a lot. You could probably get rid of a significant amount.
>>27975904
Interesting, I know Dawn is good for washing out coloured hair so I guess it works for blood too.
>>27975594
that's fucking disgusting :0
>>27975916
yeah, I learned it for food stains (because its purpose is really just to clean food off shit), but I guess it's the surfactants like sles that are really doing the job. dish cleaner is really high lathering, so it makes sense hey
lol OP is an attention-seeking joke
>stopped having periods long ago from having a true NEET diet and lifestyle
pls go wash your sheets.
>>27975971
>pls go wash your sheets.
She won't need to, she'll have a billion orbiters zooming around her place like Mr. Clean in no time.
>stopped having periods long ago from having a true NEET diet and lifestyle
tfw no malnourished infertile gf to conduct sadistic experiments on.
Time to KMS.
>>27975919
Yeah but jokes on him he probably got perma-banned for it
>>27972257
I'll be straight up, like every other robot here, I would never want to fucking date you. You're an absolutely disgusting piece of shit, and simply because of you existing, I have discovered a new hatred for women I never thought I had. That all being said, like many here, I would want to engage in online sexual relations with you because I'm horny as fuck and would enjoy sending you pictures of my dick and in turn receiving pictures of your vag, tits, etc. Post contact info slut.
>>27976028
You're a robot because of your disgusting personality.
>>27976028
you're a fucking gross person
>>27976028
I agree. why would I want to date some ugly wannabe NEET girl with no skills? at the very least they should be clean enough not to live on their own period blood.
what the fuck is with women?
I bet her vag & tits are covered with crusty blood. wouldn't even bother with that desu
>>27976153
we... we don't get blood on our tits...
have you ever seen a woman before?
>>27976153
says the unemployed NEET surrounded by pissjugs and his own trash
>>27975095
Then he kills you. Win win situation.
>>27976188
if you're living and sleeping on a sheet of filthy period blood it'll rub off on your body.
I have. she was not nearly as disgusting as OP or any of the other "girls" in this thread. :)
>>27976092
>>27976083
lol lol lol lol lol lol
>>27976236
>lol
kill yourself normie ledditer
>>27976296
>ledditer
kill yourself, retarded memer
>>27976311
pic related is where you belong
