>pissbucket is filled to the brim
>can't move it without spilling any
>it's starting to smell bad
>>27971405
>grab empty bottles/cans
>dunk into piss bucket
>pour out window until enough is gone to carry
>lick fingers
>shoot self
Siphon it out the window with a hose. Or just piss and shit out the window like a normal person
>not pissing on the carpet and letting it soak up
>left pissbottle under my lamp when I got drunk
>it melted all over my nightstand
>smell is ungodly
>not drinking it to regain your nutrients
it's simple science
>>27971405
>been wearing my new D-pants for the past few days
>plastic is holding up strong, no diarrhea leaks
>legs starting to get irritated from seeping in the bum gravy
>accidentally pass a solid loaf and cause a cascade of rancid colon soup to spread across my room
>it's draining in the air ducts
>every time a/c turns on it fills the house with the horrid stench
Damn it cinco
>cum onto the floor in front of my chair for 10 years straight
>carpet is all crunchy but it's red so it never showed
>whole room has a "thick" smell to it
help
>>27972068
I keked enough that Im a give you a pepe
>>27971405
>start a new pissbucket
>use a length of tubing to siphon piss from old bucket to new
>don't forget a bottle of dew to wash the taste down after
>>27972068
>he doesn't get mommy to change his d-pants thrice daily and powder his bum bum
>>27972837
>tfw too poor to afford d-pants
>have to laminate tights
>tfw the lamination burns got infected from the ass juice
