Which one are you? I'm number 3.
>>27971000
>not being clean shaven
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>>27971000
Far right with very thin hair groing out of my tittiesDude btw
>>27971000
Looks like 1 to me.
I don't know yet. I only just started growing chest hairi'm 22
>>27971047
holy shit those saggy man titties my eyes god damn lord have mercy
>>27971000
far left
Do girls even like hairy chests? Or is it just a meme?
>>27971000
#1 master race reporting in
100% original comment master race big money hustler also reporting in fucking dammit
>>27971134
wait what. do you have some disorder?
Me farthest right
>>27971000
I'm number 2, in so many ways.
>>27971000
5, but it barely goes near my navel
Rate
>>27971198
No.low test qt
>>27971000
none. take 4, and add a diamond path of hair around belly button, connecting all the way up in a thin trail to chest hair
>>27971000
honestly, i dont know. 78196019078
>>27971265
most depressing body i've ever seen. not even funny to look at.
>>27971000
>tfw 22 and only got mild treasure trail up to the belly button and pubes out of the nipples
>>27971258
same desu familamadingdong
>>27971336
same, it's like i'm permanently 16
how's your facial hair? i can only grow a pathetic puberty goatee and wispy sideburns
Number 5 checking in, fuzzy tummy feels good.
>>27971490
I get some wispy patched shit and my pseudomustache only connects with my pseudobeard on one side of my face, it's fucking ridiculous
I got a cushy lab job coming up in the summer and I'm planning on working out and using minoxidil on my face, if this doesn't help my case then nothing will
>>27971178
it's a meme
girls like happy trails and a little bit of hair on the chest
>>27971000
None. I've got absolutely no chest hair save for a bit of a happy trail
>>27971178
That's like asking if all men like big boobs Some do some don't.
Number 3. With hairy forearms too for some reason.
My arse and legs might as well be number 2 aswell. It sucks.
>>27971000
I only grow a little hair around my nipples (which I shave) and a few stray hair around my collar bones (which I also shave).
I'm27years old. Feelsweirdman. Not sure if I should be happy about this or not.
>>27971199
#5 master hair pattern
I don't even have a trail on my tummy
who /trannygenetics/ here?
I'm 5. Who else here no body hair?
Aryan reporting in
can grow beard but rest of body hair is all blonde or non existent
>>27971924
i have a bit on my legs that I shave off sometimes
>>27971863
You probably have lower DHT levels, which means you might be less likely to go bald. Double edged sword I guess
>>27971863
Dam I'm mid twentys an I got the same shit. Those I workout quite a bit and notice a lot of dude's are number 4 anyway.
>>27971040
same here, and I'm 29 years old. feelsbadman
>>27971490
>>27971336
same here. my facial hair is god tier though, so that's a plus. puberty gave me hairy tree trunk legs and a huge adult cock when I was in 7th grade, then took a 15 year break, completely skipped my midsection, and slapped me in the face with a nice thick beard once I turned 28.
i cant grow chest hair
>>27971964
Eh, I dunno. It's started to thin a little at the top of my head lately. I've been on Alpecin for roughly 2 months and it seems to get a little better. The hairline at the front is also receding, but IDGAF about that, it's just the thinning at the top that would bother me.
>>27971985
Yeah, no. 4 ftw. Funnily enough, my legs are pretty hairy and I have to shave them in the summer because of cycling. Yet my torso is pretty much bald. I can grow a nice beard though. Although I usually just trim it to a really short stubble every 3 or 4 days. It's seriously weird. Oh and my hair is black and thick.
>>27971000
>tfw far left
2, I basically have fur and I'm only 19. I could probably cosplay a black bear by just running around naked.
>>27971217
>>27972565
post pics NOW
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>>27971000
Chest hair means you are more genetically similar to chimps than to other humans, and thus have inferior genes. People with chest hair must be rooted out and purged from the gene pool.
>>27971290
Dude it is just body hair calm down
>>27971000
1 with hairy upper arms.
>>27971000
number 1 here, is it ok?
>>27971000
5 but hairy as fuck arms and legs
>>27971035
What's it like being a faggot?
I am number one, but I wouldn't mind being number three.
I'm 22 and I have no chest hair.
Th-that's perfectly normal, r-right?
Number 1, but it's getting thicker
>yessss my manly chest hair
>>27971000
1 but somehow a little less hair, but feels okay. from time to time i shave all my hair to feel like a clone.
I'm neither. I'm most similar to number 5 but i don't have nearly that much on my stomach.
I'm not a girl and i don't shave.
3 here, with the possibility of evolving into a 2 in the future. Supreme irony is that my beard is all patchy and shitty and I can barely grow a moustache
>>27971000
None
No body hair at all, none
Have eyebrows and a full beard
No hair on head, no body hair
Doctor said just one of those things
>>27971000
Last one with gyno, wide hips, can't grow a beard.
>>27971000
Far right is me, that's why I shave what few hairs grow around my nipples so it doest look patchy.
>>27974728
But do you still have the little transparent hairs all over that your body uses for senses?
>>27971000
Number 3 but without the manly jaw.
>Tfw I have none of the types in OP
>Tfw I just have scraggly pube-like hairs scattered across my chest, and around my nipples
For fuck sake.
The worst thing is it doesn't even seem to make sense, considering the rest of my body. I can grow a good beard, I've got tons of pubes, my legs are hairy as fuck. No back hair though, thankfully. But apparently my chest is about the only place where I get shit, patchy hair.
1
but i look nothing like that man ;~;
>>27971178
I love it, especially with cuddling so I can stroke his chest hair. I don't know if all girls like it though, it is personal.
Tfw fucking 2
>>27971000
Number 2 all over
>>27971040
Same. Except mine are thick as fuck.
>>27971000
>friend of mine keeps complaining that he can't grow a beard and chest hair meanwhile I look like a fucking gorilla
>>27971000
I'm somewhere between 2 and 3. It's pretty good; women either hate it (and then fuck off) or love it. Works for me.
>>27971000
22 and number 5
I chest hair grew at a much later age, maybe I'm wrong
Feels weird man
>>27971000
Im not on there I'm literally hairless other than my pubes, but its a quick shave.
I can't even grow a beard.
>>27971000
im hairless rat
>>27971490
>>27971608
fucking normies i have no hair on my face except a light stache, "body hair" is all peachfuzz. Used to have somewhat hairy legs but I guess I grew a lot and the hairs just kinda spread themselves out instead of growing more hair
>>27971000
Do women like this hair on a man's body or not? It seems like women disagree about what is attractive
>>27971134
I'm 18 and I have also yet to grow any chest hair.
I'm a hairless white-mongol hybrid with twisted chestbones.
>caring about what girls think of you
grow up
>>27971000
far right. never had chest hair. hope i never do.
>>27976412
Everyone's different. Some like no hair, some like a little, some like a lot. I'm cool with any amount, as long as you have some.
>That pleasant sensation and sound when you run your fingers through chest fuzz or get all up in your man's beard and give him a good chin scratch
>>27971000
tfw number 2
>>27971000
Literally no chest or facial hairkill me
>>27971000
Neither, I shave it all.
>>27971000
Low test #5 here.
I'm 22 and at the rate my body hair is spreading I'll have a full beard by 35.
>>27971000
I think I would be number 1, but my chest hair is extremely faint.
What do men like?
I always hear ppl sad if they dnt have a hairy chest.
Is it wrong not to be able to grow hair on chest?
Would it even be considered weird?
>>27971040
Me too, 22. Shitty patchy facial hair too.
>>27971000
So far... far right #5
I'm 22 and barely had a decent happy trail till the past few months.
A-at least I'm 6'3 and not bad looking
>>27971000
#1 master race reporting in (originally).
Far left
[blox]
>>27979768
>6'3 and okay looking
why are you here?
>>27971000
where do I go if I have hair everywhere like #2 but its not visible unless close distance?
>>27979822
No GF
No happiness
Mono no aware senpai
I'm a fake normie
>>27979861
Get a decent haircut, get some /fa/ clothes, hit the town. An average looking person can look like a good 7/10 with the right grooming. And a 6'3 7/10 guy will have no problem getting a gf, even if you're an autismo.
>>27971000
18 and first from the right
will it get better?
>25
>no chest hair
>but hair on nipples
thanks, genetics.
Phimosis, pectus excavatum and 1,70m Auschwitz body and no beard aren't enough :^)
I'm the far right.
Absolutely no chest hair.
As a mediterranean i gotta say that i'm a rare gem
>>27979921
And what? talk to random girls at bars? Am I really expected to find someone I don't hate at a bar?
This is me btw I'd rate myself like a 5.5-6
I usually dress pretty nice but no one ever seems to notice me or they don't tell me if they do.
>>27971000
1st one except it looks all patchy and gross and I have a sunken chest. I will never be able to take my shirt off in front of a grill
>>27971000
i'm the 4th, I'm 20
2 with less arm hair
>>27971000
1
I tend to trim it down but one is pretty much on point
AndI'm Indian
>>27980072
Is that you?
God you're handsome.
>>27980129
Although the thumbnail looks far better than the fullsized image.
What a world.
>>27980129
Yeah ans thanks but I don't think so... Like I've never been approached and I can't bring myself to talk to strangers anyways so who gives a hoot
>>27971000
5 here. Feels good not being a hairy monkey.
>>27980208
same
got friends who hate having to shave their body hair meanwhile I'm a smooth dolphin
thanks low test
I like 1 and 4 the best. Hairy men are hot.
.>>27971000
I'm 2
Can walk outside bare chested in winter.
Not really, I'm too insecure about it. (I've been hairy since I was 13, all those years with people laughing at you fuck your self esteem hard forever)
>when guys aren't clean shaven
kill yourselves
>>27980466
Dubs confirms
Learn to shave you damn filthy apes
I'm 23 and other than a few sparse hairs near my navel and nipples, I'm bare.
>>27971000
Number 1 and number 2, not that much as 2 though.
I wish I wasn't growing hair on my shoulders and back/neck.
>>27971000
I'm very low test
also checked
>>27971000
The last one, far right
fucking hell man, what does that mean?
I have hairy legs but that doesn't matter, and the worst is that people my age and under (i'm 18) already have chest hair, and I don't
JUST
Meh not really any of them, more the one on the right.
I'm only 18 A-anon, take pity on m-me.
>>27971000
>dogshit that barely qualifies as facial hai
>peach fuzz shit happy trail
>tons of hair around asshole and on legs
what the fuck is this shit i never asked for this
>>27980791
it doesn't get any better, trust me
i'm 22 and i practically don't have chest hair, christ my nonexistent facial and chest hair is even a joke among friends
>>27980895
Well, I can grow a decent tier beard, but my upper body hair is non existent
Basically I have tiny hairs around belly, long hairs around the bellybutton and those hairs connect to the pubic area
Then there's long nipple hairs, and that's it
>>27971000
Ignoring the muscles, #5.
I'm ridiculously hairless. I can barely even grow a mustache. Someone must have injected me with estrogen when I was a baby or something. That would also explain the small dick...
>this thread
why so much fat?
>>27971035
My gf loves my hair
>>27980072
this must be a joke of some kind... chad, ree
>>27971000
Number 5 here.
I've got some serious fucking nipple hair, though. I'm hoping I can break the world record for longest nipple hair one day.
PLEASE POST YOUR HAIRY CHESTS this is my fetish
>>27971000
5 desu
Low test I guess.
