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pre-wageslavery edition
>>27970760
Wageslaves, I urge you to ask yourselves, 'What am i doing today to steal from my boss?'
>>27970760
Pull the other one, I work weekends.
>tfw no gf
I don't want to slave today, just want to sleep and be comfy in bed
Fuck sake I was supposed to be up 2 hours ago..
This is the 4th time I've been late in a row, reckon I'll get fired?
>>27971793
Well I don't think you're gonna get employee of the month pal
>>27971793
>>27972120
This reads like the dialogue from a shit American sitcom.
>>27971793
How shitty is your job and how vital are you to the operation? My job is fucking awful, they need me and they can't hire a replacement because no one will take it. So I've been hours late a few times but somebody has to do that shit
>>27972204
What job do you have that could be so terrible?
>>27972244
I set up events at a hotel. Stuff like weddings, business conferences, and parties. We had a wrestling tournament over the weekend... bloody nose plugs, sweaty clothes, and trash everywhere. So I clean that shit up and then set up for the next function.
>>27972312
for how much time and money?
Who /fattyliver/ here?
ok so now a days every where i go every one is all like "vape nation" and //\ and shit right. None of these fakers vaped when it was cool. They caught on to the treand from this h3h3 guy or something and now everyone is vaping. These guys are killing the spirit and integrety of vaiping and ruin it for everyone else with their new mainstream shit
and dont call me a fake fuck ive posted a shit ton about vaping in the past so dont be hating
Post waifus lads.original ladsssss
package arrived today, happy times lads
>>27972407
Why does bread have so many calories I just want to eat toast all day what the fuck
>>27972441
What you got senpai
I'm waiting on a mouse trap to catch the little fucker that's been living in my kitchen for the past year or so
>>27972461
naughty things
>>27972347
It averages out to full time, if there aren't events I obviously don't set anything up, but when we're busy I'm there all the time. I get paid minimum wage plus benefits and free hotel food.
>>27972457
What bread do you buy?
idk but for some reason everytime i see an anime i really want to kill myself. im not depressed or anything, in fact i have a really good life, its just that whenever i see an anime i just want to fucking die. like, you know what i mean???
>>27972485
this bread senpai
>>27972466is it really lewd?
>>27972528
I buy the same.
I don't know how people can buy those massive loaves of bread.
>>27972556
I just keep it in the freezer, lasts a week or two
>tfw it's barely 10am and you've already run out of things to do today
kill me
>>27972724
you are obviously normies since youre using discord, so why the fuck would any one want to join?
>>27972781
There's plenty of non-normie discords m80, and I just linked one of 'em :O)
We had one of our members kill himself recently because he was a forever alone whos crush said she wouldn't go out with him because he was 'genetic pollution'. RIP Mirueka ;__;7
>>27972724
>Over a hundred people online
no thanks, sounds not comfy at all
>>27972828
Those aren't active members lad, some people just like to collect servers, we have like 30 regulars throughout the day the rest might as well be ghosts.
>>27972861
>shilling so hard for that shit
pls stop
>>27972876
No, we need a replacement for the guy that killed himself.
>tfw went to see WWE live on my own last night
surprisingly fun desu.
>>27972974
Poleaboo?
Bloxaroon
>been away from britfeel for a few months
>normies and socialisers shilling for their shitty popularity contest chat room
>>27972999
No. Isn't he in Scotland anyway?
>>27973003
It's not a popularity contest, the VIP list is just for people who are remotely active on the server so they appear on top of the currently online column instead of getting mixed in with 100 inactive members. Stupid sheep cunt.
>>27973015
Don't know, he's the only one I ever hear reference wrestling.
What was the best match famalam?
>>27972724
>all of those fucking normies
Get out of here with your shitty reddit club
>>27973054
Show me evidence of normies m8.
>>27973038
GET OUT
NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN YOUR DUMB SHITTY /SOC/ CLUB
>>27973063
It's not a /soc/ club ya dink, calm yer tits lad.
>>27973043
Probably Ambrose/Owens, but Enzo&Cass/Dudleys was fucking fun
>>27973072
There are roasties in there, why would I want to join?
>>27973234
So you can prove you have a shred of masculinity? I've already put some orbiters in their place and flirted with one right infront of them, grow a pair ya mong.
Report and ignore, that's all you can do
>>27973262
Please direct all complaints to https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvJlVDy2
What's a roastie my fellow robots?
>>27973245
>So you can prove you have a shred of masculinity?
to who?
>I know, I'll go orbit some roastie on a discord channel, that'll really prove my masculinity
>>27972724
>joins the discord chat
>literally beta orbiters and too many people
what the fuck is this, this ain't comfy.
>>27972617
Tastes like shit when defrosted
>>27973490
since that linkw as posted there's been no females or orbiting and there's like 4 people actively typing, calm down with the propoganda
>>27973505
It doesn't though
originoli
Lads, what possible skills do I have that could make me a good technician?Ones that don't include shitposting on a little girl cartoon website
>>27973513
>been
so there is orbiters and """"fembots"""" then.
Not one bit fun.
>>27973490
>Flirting with qts
>Orbiting
Top cuck
>>27973561
>qts
>being this in denial
Cuck master slim right here lads.
what age did it all go wrong lads
Just got prescribed Venlafaxine for muh anxiety. Anyone have any experiences with it?
>>27973612
15.
The month Runescape was released
>>27973612
the age i was potty trained, yearned to be back in nappies ever since tbqh lad
Hey guys. I'm not British, but I'm trying to get with a UK girl here in Canada who's studying at my university.
I notice she says the word 'faff' a lot, and its meaning seems to vary.
Some examples:
>"I'm just faffing the dog"
This was said in response to me asking what she was doing. When I asked for clarification, she said she was 'just puttering around'.
>"That guy's a real faff-jockey"
Said about some guy on campus, not sure what she meant here.
>"Come by for a faff and a laff"
Text she sent me the other night at 2AM after she'd been out drinking.
>"He can suck a wet faff out of my ass"
Said about her professor after he gave her a bad grade.
Is this typical Brit-speak or is she just weird?
>>27973612
pretty sure I was destined to fail since I was conceived
>>27973575
Can you call me a cuck too please?
>>27973724
>He can suck a wet faff out of my ass"
What a nasty, crude girl. Would not waifu/10.
>>27973724
She seems odd, anon.
To faff means to waste time.
For example, "I've been faffing around trying to install gentoo"
>>27973736
Anon, you are the biggest cuck that I have met, you want to watch your girlfriend get railed and sexually pleasured in front of you.
>>27973640
Been on it for a while, it does help a bit. Makes me very tired though.
>>27973724
You sure she's British and not one of those people who pretend to be? (yes... they actually exist...)
No one here uses faff like that, because that's not what faff means. The closest was the first one, but you'd say "faffing with the dog"
>>27973612
15, first diagnosis of clinical depression. It's been a topsy turvy road to oblivion in the 13 years since.
>>27973746
>still shilling this fucking group
lad just leave it out.
>>27973859
Nah I'm alright m8
I wish I was one of those retards that don't have to work and just walk around charity shops all day.
>>27973612
18, when I finished my A-Levels and realised I had no idea what I was doing
>>27972724
>discord
/g/ proved that was a dataminer -- not comfy at all
irc and fishlim for encryption is the way to go
Poleaboo is awake
Masturbated twice before getting out of bed
Might apply to those jobs from yesterday again but with the right phone number
>>27973895
Those are all effort to use though, I'd rather just click a link and chat instantly, let the nsa know I came on my amiibos, who cares.
Just seen some lad walk past the window with a girl that I can only assume was his gf. She was a solid 9/10 qt and when he bent down to tie her shoe he squeezed her bum and she gave him a playful slap on the chest while giggling.
It actually hurt to watch because they both looked so happy.
FUCKING NORMIES RUINING MY DAY
>>27973902
top fucking kek to be honest
>>27973902
but a chat can't be comfy if the provider (discord) it logging and analyzing everything what's being said
>>27973916
I dunno we're all pretty comfy in there, but if that makes you uncomfy then I guess stick to irc
>>27973915
Nice dick anon.
Love the vein.
>>27973806
T-Thanks. Bloxdess.
Looking for decent MILF pornstars lads
>>27973927
literally just fuck off
>>27973927
I just think it's mean to encourage unaware robots to use literal non malicious spyware, even telegram is better than this shit
>>27972407
Posting waifu~
Haven't eaten anything for 24 hours now, going to go for 48. Also need to learn how to make a CV. Hate having to do things desu~
>>27973927 >>27973981
Pretty much just do this for fucks sake, your chat is filled with orbiters and reddit tier nu-males, just fucking stop lad, its embarrassing for you.
>>27974000
You should just assume everything on the internet is logging you unless it's actively advertising secure privacy as a feature.
>>27974010
I disagree, sometimes people come in wanting to lynch all women and we take the piss, if you were one of those nutcases then sorry lad but calm down.
>>27973612
18 when I left school with no plan, no social skills, a profoundly weird and unlikeable young man with no friends
Lads I need help.
My little brother is pretty much the stereotypical depressed neet. He spends most of his time on his computer watching anime or playing games, and hasn't had a job since he left sixth form 2 years ago.
He's not a lazy mong or anything; he does the washing up, mows the grass, sometimes cooks etc, but I know that he's absolutely miserable.
I've never been depressed so I struggle to empathise, but I'd just like to help him in any way possible. My parents are getting a bit fed up with the whole situation, so I feel like it's my responsibility to try and fix things.
I'm asking you lot because I know there's a fair few miserable neets in here; is there anything I can do that would help him?
Poleaboo found out what happened with that Tray Wash job
Too many people turned up so the lady in charge "randomly" selected 3 people to leave
myself, the other paki and the dyslexic who at times came across as mentally deficient
>>27974257
Link him https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvJlVDy2
Discord and Chill has actually reformed a few neets and made them less miserable as it's a source of social interaction for people who hole themselves up indoors.
>go down the road to smoke a doobie
>come back and return through front door
>the decorator is inside and standing right next to me whistling
>mfw i take my boots off in silence and run
upstairs
He knows lads.
>>27974266
Bad luck m8. Dont lose any sleep over it, you're destined for greater things than a shitty tray washing job.
>>27974257
in my experience the best thing your family can do is convince you to see a doctor and be completely truthful -- it's helped me loads I've gone from going out once or twice a year to once a week
Anyone know any simple card tricks I've been learning one a week for the past month but now I'm struggling to find nice easy ones they all require knowing shuffles and shit
>>27974314
419 BLAZEIT LMAO
>>27974314
Why would he care? A decorator is also the kind of guy to like a joint.
faffing is just fucking around wasting time this lass seems to use faff a bit too much lad she's faffing around with you i'd btfo
>>27972407
I need professional psychiatric help
new laptops turnin up today lads, not sure if i should fill it with porn or what tbqh
>>27974614
what laptop?
>posted from my 60 quid i5 x220
>>27973612
18, when I went to uni on the other side of the country and fell into a crippling depression.
>>27974614
fuck off ben
originoli
>>27974635
MSI GE72 6QD lad
>>27973724
eh we invented the language m8, we're free to just fuck it up all day 'err day. just pretend they're real words and fill it in with whatever works, that doesn't make her sound too dodgy.
>>27974691
seems nice, what'd you pay? also what os are you putting on it?
>>27974707
800 bongers and im not too sure what do you suggest lad
Today's kerb shot.
Comments: Possibly the most stunning kerb I've ever seen. One to tell the grandchildren about.
>>27974721
Personally I'm a big fan of linux on laptops, I'd say antergos -- what do you plan on using it for?
>>27974738
might have a look into that, i play a lot of online poker so besides that it'll just be used for the odd few games that take my fancy. nothing too extreme
>>27974735
Would curb stomp a mudslime on/10
>>27974761
Why'd you spend 800? you rolling in bennies or something I mean my laptop can do all that
>>27974777
real edgy/10
>>27974781
no bennies mate, just had a good few years
>>27974735
I'm not an active participant in brit threads, but I stumbled across this fine post during my usual /r9k/ related musings. Would somebody please explain the concept of the.. What was it.. "kerb shot" ?
>>27974965
>mfw doesn't know about kerb shot
Poleaboo is pretty sure Chinese Chad just Jewed him out of his deposit just like his former hapa roommate/landlord
Out of 400 he got 250 back, that's a 150 deduction for the electricity (can't remember if it's a 2 or 3 month period but either way, 1 month is around 40 quid)
fucking ridiculous
>>27974922
good to hear it, you got a good laptop anon - give linux a try even if it's just in a virtual box I'd recommend antergos with KDE as your desktop environment
>>27974983
>>27974983
Senpai pls. My knowledge is weak yes, but I have a venerable curiosity with which to revere such information, if some fine ribbut would kindly dispose
>>27975030
ill have a look into it, never really been to tech savvy so haven't had any experience with any os outside windows
Don't forget to bail out of this thread lads and come to where it's really happening
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvJlVDy2
I'm a bit lost here lads.
I applied to be a special constable (I've always wanted to join the Police but the locals weren't hiring).
I got through to the assessment day after working my ass off to prepare. I sat the written exam and thought I did pretty well. I was then left in a room for 3 hours and then told I had failed. The kicker that got me was that EVERY foreigner passed and got through to the other stages of the test. The only other people who failed were English. Naturally the person who led us out gave some half-assed 'you'll do better next time just believe in yourself' nonsense but I don't think there will be a next time for me.
I'm feeling so down right now and honestly just want to cry. This process has shattered my perception on joining the Police and I have nothing to fill the hole.
>>27975189
Move to a white as fuck area and try for the police there. They don't want whities dealing with minorities because of potential political issues.
>>27975189
>ass
Fuck off yank
ococ
Was planning to get my hair cut, which is really hard and stressful as an agorophobe.
the place is shut down.
theres a little paki place across from it but I really don't want to go in there, its too claustrophobic, and smells, and theyre all like talking ''innit'' and cant understand what I ask.
so now I have to find somewhere else, somewhere I aint been before.
I am even more scare.
>>27975217
Already looked at other forces...many aren't hiring or require you to live in the area.
>>27975234
>Was planning to get my hair cut, which is really hard and stressful as an agorophobe.
iktf...
I just ask them to trim it short and then spend 10 minutes looking under the sink until they're finished, and praying they don't ask me stupid questions
>>27975234
Buy some hair clippers.
>>27975257
the retards response.
Poleaboo would like to share his bank statement
>>27975234
decided after the best part of half a year to go and get my hair cut
>walk into my old barbers
>realize its now ran by turks
>'alright boss what can i do for you'
>fuckmylife.jpg
>j-just a trim please
>'u want short back and sides init'
i ended up sat in an uncomfortable chair wanting to die whilst i listen to some turkish twat overuse the word 'bruv' and left with an awful 14 year old school kid haircut
>>27975234
Apparently I'm going to die early from all the stress of doing basic things.
>>27975280
I hope you have mentioned your savings to the DWP because you are currently committing benefit fraud
>>27975323
being over 6000 quid only restricts your bennies by a fiver
>>27974614
Install gentooIf you're man enough, that is.
>>27972407
aite lad and lads, posting the beautiful girl in my life.
>>27973954
thanks lad.
>>27974539
not a bad thing.
>>27975234
grow your hair out man, it feels fucking awesome
>tfw 3 years without haircut
>>27975315
they all give those stupid cheezy hairstyles that were okay back in their backwards country.
they don't know how to do scissor fades.
>>27972407
Haven't seen you in a while lad.
>>27975372
been there done that, not for me desu. too fat and round in the face.
long hair is for people with long thin faces.
>>27975378
>>27975315
careful with those edges, kidddies
>>27975237
beds herts and cams m8, its a shithole but eh where else can you find loli?
>tfw stevenadge had the lowest pregnacy age rate in europe.
>>27975381
been in the shitter for the past three weeks lad.
Hoping to make it to the film night tho.
![VCnwiuC[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XqMmsoA.png "VCnwiuC[1].png")
>>27975410
oh look, its that brown anon who thinks everyone with a differing opinion is just being edgy.
sure thing carl.
>>27975410
Fuck off cutfag paki
>>27975499
>>27975436
did you hurt yourselves on your edges?
>>27975434
Well it's good to have you back anyway. Check the group for where we hang out now.
>>27975410
>>27975436
>>27975499
>>27975517
Gas yourselves.
oc
>>27975519
Just joined the steam chat, and its dead, no one there except me.
is there a discord or some shit that we are on now lad?
>>27975544
Yeah lad
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvJlVDy2
Last movie was Sexy Beast, Next movie is Tucker Dale vs Evil
Movie list here:
http://letterboxd.com/ultros/list/discord-film-club/
>>27975517
>>27975534
CUTFAG PAKIS OUT
Can people please stop post-ironically calling each other 'lad'
There was a tipping point and we've clearly passed it
>>27975621
>found the yank
>>27975621
Lately it's got out of hand.
Anyone can see that.
Didn't need to go this far tbqh.
>>27975657
Fuck off back to discord and carry on jacking each other off, we don't need to see it here
>>27975621
Airite lad
It has been a month since Poleaboos dads taxi insurance expired, he hasn't received his no claims bonus yet
He has had Poleaboo calling them every day and his dad keeps getting mad at him for not delivering to him the news he wants
Stupid paki bastard thinks that by explaining his circumstances he can get the result that he wants
>>27975592
PAKIS IN WHITE GIRLS
I've got a nice juicy boner and I just want to have a wank but I've got to revise
>>27975803
With your tiny cutfag penises i bet they barely felt anything
>>27975621
see what we can do about that lad
>BRITFEEL DISCORD CHAT IS FILLED WITH NON-ENGLISH PEOPLE
GOD BLESS THE QUEEN
RED COATS IN.
>>27975917
not sure its a britfeel discord, just shilled hard by some autist.
>>27975917
it has nothing to do with us
>>27975917
Its just spam lad
>>27975621
What do you suggest as a replacement?
Personally I like 'squire'
>>27975621
we'll see about that laddie
>>27975997
>plural
boys
guys
>singular
senpai
mate
bruv
>>27976038
None of those are a good idea especially guy(american) and sepai(filter jap)
>>27976038
Not using gender neutral plurals
>>27975997
>not saying hey boos in paki accent
>>27976075
There aren't any females that post here and they wouldn't be welcome.
Evens yes
Odds no
>>27976089
>There aren't any females that post here
Poleaboo likes to identify as a lesbian sometimes.
>>27976085
fuck I meant boss
Just got my car washed and cleaned inside for a tenner. Immigration has its benefits
>>27975621
okay kiddo
>muh original comment rah
>I really hope the Police either have arrested him or placed him in Cornhill Hospital for urgent treatment.
Is this being flippant or genuine concern for ones wellbeing?
>>27975939
>>27975948
>>27975980
FUCK YOU ALL. DISCORD FOR LIFE!
>>27976268
Who said that about you, pole?
>>27976279
No one important
Still a solid month to go before we get to the juicy stuff
>4A* at A-levels
>93% average in first year electrical engineering
>on the committee of uni engineering society
>no friends at all
>have to watch other people enjoy their youth while I'm alone
>rejected twice by girls I was half in love with
>virgin, last kissed a girl 8 years ago at a disco
Feel suicidal nearly every day, wish I was born severely disabled with no sex drive, no jealousy for young couples and people with great friendship groups.
>>27976322
fuck off you normie cretin
>>27976293
>Still a solid month
Jesus, so much time invested I swear on me mum. Soaps progress in plot quicker.
>>27976322
>social
>kissed girls
>at university
>doing well academically
fuck off normie
>>27976223
Congratulations you just paid an immigrant to scratch the fuck out of your car
>>27976338
You are an illiterate mongoloid frothing at the mouth on an internet forum fuck off you salty, jealous bitch.
>>27976223
>TEN POUNDS
Fuck me mate, where did you get that done, Canary Wharf?
>>27976374
Literally sound like you're 12
>>27972378
>People are becoming more accepting of vaping
Good. I'm tired of being laughed at for vaping.
>>27976339
We're in the home stretch now
Some questions raised (a few new characters contributing to my downfall)
Literally stalking /r9k/ for threads I made
Wonder if those animals are still around now?
>>27976374
jesus I can't imagine how stressful life must be if you get that mad that qucikly
>>27976370
Nah i watched them, they did a good job
>>27976396
I thought a tenner was cheap
>>27976444
What just random white knights or do you have an idea who it could be?
>>27976435
You deserve to be laughed at
>>27976338
how the fuck is that cunt a normie? He sounds more pathetic than I am.
>>27976435
Is that a thing? I vape all the time outside my workplace (convenience store, I know, I'm living the dream...) and at most people are just curious as to what kit I've got and whether or not it's helped me get off the cigs. Never had a bad comment made to date.
>>27976435
It's good you get laughed at I don't know why you'd vape when it's worse than smoking
>>27976489
>convenience store
GTFO YANK
>>27976489
I work in an office and a group of stacys laugh at the vaper behind his back
>does he think he looks cool with that vape
>why doesn't he just smoke
etc etc
>>27976445
jesus I can't imagine how stressful life must be where someone who you've never met being academically successful triggers you
>>27976528
>where
yeah you're definitely academically successful
>>27976521
Nah, English mate. I just don't call it a corner shop because I has good words and shit.
>and seriously, calm the fuck down autismo.
>>27976458
One is a paki who lives in the same city and has some technical knowledge, surely a 4chan poster
Not much to off of regarding the other one, got an idea who he might be though
>>27976543
jesus I can't imagine how stressful life must be if meeting someone academically successful on a japanese pearl diving forum leaves you triggered and salty for hours
>>27976603
convenience store is american use the proper English term shop faggot
>>27976631
>>27976543
Your both idiots
>>27976521
My local corner shop calls itself a convenience store for some reason. It's also in an old, small village which makes it even worse
>>27976645
Of the two of us I am significantly less triggered though
>>27976631
Why do you even post here, normie?
>>27976645
>Your
my what?
huehuehue
>>27976645
>Your
PLEASE BE IRONIC
>>27976669
lel I always get one
>>27976673
cheeky cunt
blox 44355
The boy with the thorn in his side
Behind the hatred there lies
A murderous desire for love
How can they look into my eyes
And still they don't believe me
How can they hear me say those words
And still they don't believe me
And if they don't believe me now
Will they ever believe me?
And if they don't believe me now
Will they ever believe me?
>>27976633
I really don't give a fuck you silly little cunt.
>>27976657
That triggers me tbqh
>>27976645
Your.
>fucking hell, even the fucking mongoloids think they're smart now.
>>27976663
>Financial security and material wealth is all there is to human happiness
>People more successful than me don't have emotions, and surely can't feel pain in the same way I can
If you say so
>>27976733
But you have facebook, why don't you just stay there?
>>27976696
A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetery gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetery gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine
So we go inside and we gravely read the stones
All those people all those lives
Where are they now?
With the loves and hates
And passions just like mine
They were born
And then they lived and then they died
Seems so unfair
And I want to cry
>>27976748
No pepe Morrissey.
Anne is well on her way to becoming an octo-champ Lads. She's already won the countdown tea pot in my heart though
>>27974777
Trips confirm, Designated Stomping Kurb
Poleaboo made himself a chocolate spread sandwich but he is still hungry
Considering going downstairs and asking mummy to cook me something
>no gay couple on Couples Come Dine
Bigoted Channel 4
>>27976775
Just realised I missed Mozza's eyebrows off, there we go lads
>>27976736
Ironically salty brigadeposters like you much more cancerous to these threads than the people you think are 'normies'.
>>27976819
LiteraIIy no
>>27976775
fuck you
britbongbloxban
>>27976853
an attempt was made.
CHECKTHESEBLOXBRUV
Probably the wrong place to post, but fuck it, people here are probably quite knowledgable. I want to buy a half decent gaming PC for 600quid in a few weeks. Don't need a monitor. Anybody know of any decent deals?
>>27976853
You've got the pepe Morrissey but no comfy verse of smiths lyrics. Come on lad.
>>27976850
Alright then, what content or discussion did posting
>fuck off you normie cretin
or any of the other posts bombarding me with salt add to this thread? I posted in /britfeel/ because maybe some robot just as pathetic as me can relate and because you can't hold together your own petty jealous emotions you have to get angry like the salty, cancerous retard you are.
you're a cancer in these threads
>>27976889
Use Dino PC if you can't be fucked building it yourself
If you do want to build it, then go to buildapc on plebbit and browse there
>>27976913
I'll check that out, cheers!
>>27976463
Why bruv?
>>27976489
Where you at? Around here people stare, I've seen Stacies giggling after we make eye contact, etc.
>>27976507
That's never been proven. Vaping lacks most, if not all of the harmful carcinogenic shit in ciggies. Plus it's something stupid like a tenner and change for a packet.
>>27976894
I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald, Buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said lied I'd to her?
Oh, who said I'd lied?
Because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied?
Because I never
>>27976973
No problem, buddy! Good luck and have a great day
Just smashed out 30 pullups in one set after not working out for 2 months
Still got it lads, think I'm gonna start working out again, enjoying this sudden endorphin release
>>27976988
That's more like that!
Checked
>>27977019
>30 pullups
it's like bragging that you were able to walk up a flight of stairs
>>27976986
South West Devon. Around where I work there's plenty of people vaping so it seems to have caught on alright down here. That's probably why I never catch any shit for it. If anything when my vape broke down for a week and I went back to cigs for a short time, I had regulars commenting going "Ohhhh no, why are you back on those again?" before I explained it was temporary while my new one turned up in the post.
>>27977008
Oh you!
coocco
>>27976986
http://mic.com/articles/138775/is-vaping-bad-for-you-here-are-the-negative-health-effects-of-smoking-from-a-vape#.RTedTAjcB
http://www.theverge.com/2015/1/22/7872505/vaping-high-voltage-releases-carcinogens-e-cig
http://ehp.niehs.nih.gov/wp-content/uploads/122/9/ehp.122-A244.alt.pdf
http://jpbsnet.com/journals/jpbs/Vol_2_No_2_June_2014/1.pdf
googles an amazing thing
Does anyone know if the cheap TEFL courses are worth the money? I want to teach English abroad (because I have no options and want to escape retail), but I don't want to spend the big money on the more respected qualifications.
>>27977031
In one set after not training for a few months?
It's pretty good, still more strength and endurance than at least 70% of males in this country and by the way friend inknow you might consider it bragging because it's something you are unable to do, I was merely sharing a feel with my fellow britons
Vaping is a bit cringe imo, not necessarily the people who do its fault, it just is.
>>27977097
best off doing a celta desu bud
>>27977104
#vapenaesh
>>27977029
Monday you can hold your head
Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed
Or Thursday watch the walls instead
It's Friday I'm in love
Saturday wait
And Sunday always comes too late
But Friday never hesitate...
Dressed up to the eyes
It's a wonderful surprise
To see your shoes and your spirits rise
Throwing out your frown
And just smiling at the sound
And as sleek as a shriek
Spinning round and round
Always take a big bite
It's such a gorgeous sight
To see you eat in the middle of the night
You can never get enough
Enough of this stuff
It's Friday
I'm in love
>>27977097
Do you have a degree?
Don't bother if not, you'll need one for the visa (unless you go to the 3rd world nations who accept anyone)
>>27977085
I'm guessing you didn't pass GCSE science.
Best thing you could do to contribute towards society is not vote.
Thanks Anon.
>>27977180
>uising GCSEs as an insult
Literally a child
>>27977137
Yes, I have a masters in a humanities subject. I am slowly dying in a retail job I hate. I don't really want to pay the 1400 quid for a CELTA course, because that's pretty much all the money I have. There are others online which are like 300 or 400 quid, but i'm not sure that they're any good.
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