*hurgdurgadurgadurgadurgadurga banjo music starts playing*
Howdy y'all. Im yer typical trump supporter. excuse me fer one momnt
adurdurdurdurdurduhduhduh hyuk hyuk hyuk
sorry bout dat, its a lil genetic defect on account dat i's inbred hyuk hyuk hyuk. ya me mom is also muh sister
i hate dem wetbacks n darkies even tho i've never seen one of eother in my lif. i just liv in muh sodomy shed in da back woods hurdurrdurrdoy
Trumps a grat biznessman even tho he failed several and inherited most of his money. he haz alot n dats all i care about hyuk. i donno ethics or economics well doy
ah luv me gunz. im just a ignornt soceyohpath but my dinkie winkie is small so ah buy lots of big guns i dont need
well i gotta go scream n cermplain at town hall meetins bout issues that i donno about.
hyuk
*hurdurgadurgadurgadurgdurgdurga durga loo banjo music ends*
>>27969000
slow day on /r9k/ today huh reddit?
I want to make a berniefag version if this copypasta but I'm too lazy
Keep it up senpai
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8 out of 8
>>27969038
of
this is a very original comment
Vote Ted Cruz in 2016
He's like Trump but not retarded
SO I SAYS TO DAT- UH
*fucks cousin*
dat- fuckin-
*buys another gun*
dat fuckin nigger obama! we's gon-
*posts racist comments on /pol/*
WE'S GON MAKE- hyuk hyuk
*votes for drumpf*
WE'S GON MAKE MERICA GREAT AGAIN!
JESUS
STOP STOP STOP
STOOOOOOP
GET FUCKING POLITICS OFF OF MY BOARD
GET YOUR FUCKING NORMIE REDDIT CAMPAIGN MEMES OUT
GOOOOOOOOO
>>27969000
You have to go back 2 le reddit, friend.
Assuming you're a true robot (and if you're not you don't belong here so fuck off), you are not going to pass on your genes. You probably have no friends, and little family. You'll likely die fairly young from malnutrition and/or lack of exercise. In all likelihood you despise mankind for real or imagined slights.
There is literally no reason for you to care about the long-term future of society, and therefore no reason for you to give a damn about politics.
*hurgdurgadurgadurgadurgadurga indie music starts playing*
Howdy y'all. Im yer typical bernie supporter. excuse me fer one momnt
adurdurdurdurdurduhduhduh hyuk hyuk hyuk
sorry bout dat, its a lil genetic defect on account dat i's a failed abortion hyuk hyuk hyuk. ya me mom is also muh dad
i hate dem americans n white peple even tho i've never seen one with pride in my lif. i just liv in muh sodomy shed in da back alley hurdurrdurrdoy (i's de one getten sodomized, hyuk hyuk hyuk)
Bernie's a grat politishun even tho he's taken thosands of lobbyin dollars in da past. he haz alot n dats all i care about hyuk. i donno ethics or economics well doy
ah luv me college. im just a ignornt soceyohpath but my dinkie winkie is small so ah get lots of big karma on reddit i dont need
well i gotta go scream n cermplain at town hall meetins bout issues that i donno about.
hyuk
*hurdurgadurgadurgadurgdurgdurga durga loo indie music ends*
>>27969097
>>*fucks cousin*
>/pol/
>having sex
>>27969245
good to use against normies, hope everyone saves
>>27969167
True robot right here.
/thread
>>27969000
Worst shitpost I've seen today. Did you mean to post this on /pol/? Why post it here?
>>27969245
based desu
>oregano
Fuck off with our Banjo hate. It's the GOAT instrument.
>>27969000
>born in prosperous liberal city to wealthy parents
>they both came from well-to-do families
>I had 12 years of private education
>went to school with many minorities, mostly due to diversity requirements and/or basketball scouting
>now studying economics at a private university
>hope Trump wins so dumbfuck liberals like you get mad
I know this was bait,
>>27969000
>ya me mom is also muh sister
is that even possible
>>27969000
Oh look it's another dumbass liberal blindly hating anything he doesn't like while failing to see the irony in his actions. I'd love to destroy you in a debate but I don't see the point since facts and statistics seem to go over your kinds small minded heads. We will make America great again and if you don't like it do us a favor and go over the wall with the rest of the degenerate sub humans
>>27969766
>A HURR DA DURR DURP DURP DURP DURRRRR
That's how I interpreted your post, you inbred hick fuck.
>>27969614
Dad fucks daughter.
>>27969614
disgusting father-daughter incest.
>*banjo music starts playing*
Dont know why this made me laugh
>>27969829
If this isn't b8 then let's debate anon I'll be more than happy to destroy your childish ideology
>>27969842
>disgusting
normies pls leave
I'm a nigger and I support Trump.
>>27969923
That makes you an honorary white anon
>>27969892
>internet debates with trump supporters are a worthwhile use of someones time
you are a massive faggot
not even liberal
>>27969923
niggers hate spics, so its no surprise really
latino gangs are basically practicing genocide against blacks in the poorer parts of the USA
>>27969923
>>27969961
I'm Asian and voting for Trump.
I'm surprised no one posted Carl in this thread yet.
>>27969245
Could be better desu
>>27969829
>Supporting European-style Right-Wing Populist candidate
>inbred hick
Shaking my head @ you to be quite honest, family.
>>27969977
If you refuse to debate and can't back up your garbage then don't come here hating trump
>>27970001
I don't have any pics of him saved because he's just to repulsive to look at
>>27970109
It's b8 you're not supposed to argue just shitpost
>>27970109
Trump is a massive blowhard faggot candidate for idiots who need a cult of personality to feel like their lives have purpose.
I can hate Trump all I want without needing to debate a retarded trumpfag on his misunderstanding of the issues.
Kill yourselves, trumpfags
>>27969000
Im a lower middle class chicago suburban 24 year old faggot and im voting trump.
Why is this not unique.
>>27969984
>latino gangs are basically practicing genocide against blacks in the poorer parts of the USA
gangland=/=reality
I'm black and I can say this "race" war is massively exaggerated by /pol/. The whole blacks vs brown thing is pretty only found in prison. Even then only the lifers care much. Don't try to act like an expert on something just because you watch some youtube videos
>>27970137
Gee it's like you're perfectly describing Bernie and his supporters. It's ok you just cling to those childish ideologies and make fun of others instead of debating because you know you'll get btfo
>>27970181
>found in prison
so thats still most of the black population
>>27970187
I'm not even liberal you fucking retard, learn to read.
Kill yourself trumpfag
>>27970140
>Why is this not unique.
>>27970279
When did I say you're a liberal why don't you learn to read retard. So what are you anyway a libertarian lol
Why are there so many conservatives on 4chan?
Is it the general contrarian nature around here that drives so much support for Trump and libertarians? Is it coincidence that this is the most retarded, low-effort, low-achieving place on the entire internet, and also seemingly the most conservative?
>>27969245
>my mom is also my dad
Well played lad.
>>27970262
>so thats still most of the black population
Here's how gangs work
Street gangs:Mostly concerned with petty turf wars. Generally intraracial violence
Prison gangs:Mostly concerned with racial politics in prison and killing pedophiles. They kill each other of little debbie snacks and ramen noodles. /pol/ wishes they could join them
>>27970314
STOP FUCKING REPLYING YOU RETARD IT'S B8
>>27970324
It's not conservatism but a mix of white nationalism and reactionary ideals
I think a lot of it is contrarian, sort of funny how to be contrarian nowadays you have to be a traditionalist who lives a healthy lifestyle
>>27970324
Conservatives are the silent majority. Most people are sick and tired of liberals ruining America. It's no surprise some of them leak into r9k
>>27970314
>lol
hello lebbitor faggot
>>27970279
You're fucking retarded, anon. Just stop, I'm embarrassed for you at this point.
>>27970346
latino gangs move in from mexico for a territory where they won't be beheaded by rival gangs. they kill the local black gangs so they can take over their markets, since gangs aren't known for sharing territory. most black people are in a gang, so this affects most black people
>>27970409
butthurt trump dickrider detected
go worship a billionaire harder faggot
Nothing like cracking open a cold one and watching my dogs fuck.
>>27970440
isn't that what worshipping your socialist government is doing?
>please daddy government, give me some handouts! I know you're super rich from those high taxes!
>>27970477
This is the third and final time that I'll tell you not to respond to bait
>>27970477
I'm not a liberal or a socialist you fucking retard. Stop assuming everyone who calls you out for being a Trump-dickriding cuck is a socialist, it makes you look like an absolute mongoloid
>>27970502
>>27970506
wow, stop replying to me
>>27970526
stop replying to b8 and I won't have to :^)
*logs into Reddit*
Uh, hi. I am your typical proud Bernie supporter. Please excuse me for a moment.
*preps bull*
Sorry about that folks, I don't wanna keep my wyfe waiting for her BBC. And yes, it's spelled "wyfe" because there's no "i" in her.
I hate paying for things, I mean, it's 2016! Shouldn't society be given things for free? Just imagine how much of a perfect world that would be, where you have to pay for nothing.
*whacks off in cuck shed*
I, as a progressive, would love to see a future where womyn everywhere are treated as equal (or better) than men. They should actually be paid more than men, due to the daily struggles they face in a patriarchal society.
Can't wait for my $15/hour minimum wage, it's sure to boost small businesses!
My friends, I must leave you now. It's time to find another bull on Craigslist for the wyfe. Toodles!
*slurps cum out of wyfe's pussy*
>>27970526
Are you upset because I called your little faggot cult of personality out, you trump worshipping beta male?
>>27970616
>Are you upset because I called your little faggot cult of personality out, you trump worshipping beta male?
Not really. And 98% of males are beta, and this IS /r9k/ on top of that, so you're going to have to work on your insults a little more
It's best to just ignore politics. I've found, especially these days, that you will be much happier if you just spare yourself the frustration.
Seriously though, regardless of how single-minded trunps views are, how many times he has evaded defining a plan to actualize his goals, how many times he has flip flopped his stance on key issues, he is not a person you want representing America. Eurofags are already laughing at us just for giving him the attention he's gotten. As president we would lose any previous respect. He's a hothead who would feel pressured by his established persona on the campaign trail to continue putting on a show - after all, that's what he knows.
But keep trying to argue economic policies and benefits of illegal immigration. I don't need to know politics to know this guy is bad news.
>>27970661
*benefits of deporting the illegal immigrants
>>27970646
That's it, you're unredeamable
You respond to b8 without fail, I can't fathom how you function in real life
>>27970616
You win, your shitty bait got someone to keep replying to you after I warned them countless times they were wasting their time
We all wasted half an hour and I don't even know why I thought anything could come of this, fuck me
>>27970696
I'll respond to however much b8 I want buddy
>>27970607
Why are 4chan alt-right conservatives (more like cuckservatives amirite) so obsessed with cuckoldry?
Do you think there's a little psychological projection going on there m8s?
>>27970766
>calls things what they are
>lel must be obsessed amirite guys
>>27969093
>voting for rato
>>27970806
He's racist cause he called all mexicans rapists
>>27970806
>bringing a weird irrelevant niche internet fetish into political discussion every fucking time
>no discussion of actual policies, just endless LEL KEK SPAM and talk of BBC (?)
>im totally not projecting and i'm totally not a closet cuck guys!!!
someone post the "me and my pol brudders spent 13 hours watching nickelodeon cartoons to uncover a cuck conspiracy" picture
>>27970839
hello rato
>not voting for rato
At least Trump didn't cover up his failures.
Hillary ordered the CIA to stand down and let four Americans die in Benghazi then had a film maker jailed to cover up her poor judgement.
She failed to 'recall' that she had lays put around her neck when she went to see the sights in yugoslavia, believed that those lays were snipers bullets and her jaunt was actually a frantic run.
She covers up the fact she got cucked by Bill with a black woman. This kid is now in his forties and is the genetically proven spawn of Bill.
When the congress asked for her email, she asked them to wait a second, had them all deleted, then said oops i deleted them. If you did this with your illegal porn you would already be in prison.
Hillary lied under oath during the Watergate trials and was fired for it. This was her first job in law and she committed perjury
Meanwhile Trump made some bad business decisions, lost some money, but made it back and then some. His inheritance is pittance to his net worth.
>>27970851
Source where he says every Mexican is a rapist please. Otherwise you're literally proving my picture right lol
>>27970876
Isn't it a little late for you to be out of your cuck shed anon?
>>27969000
>Being a mad spic
L M A O
>>27970890
>being part of the "NEBER DRUMPF" cuck brigade
>>27970806
>posting a worse version of the original
>>27970914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6QEqoYgQxw
BTFO
>>27970914
>haha let me respond with a cuckshed joke that will prove im not obsessed
P R O J E C T I N G
>>27970970
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2612793/The-women-know-theyre-going-raped-Female-immigrants-sneaking-US-taking-birth-control-avoid-unwanted-pregnancies.html
>>27970970
Everything he said is true and he never said all Mexicans are racist dummy so I believe it's you that has been btfo
>>27970975
It's ok if you're a cuck anon no judgment here. But you really should get back to your shed its getting late I don't think Jamal will be happy
>>27971049
>still projecting his cuck fantasies onto me
ok buddy
>>27969000
This thread has not been made before. Well done OP
