Bout to end it in an hour.
AMA
>>27968370
Why?you have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>27968370
dont d0 it
Will you empty out your steam wallet in me before you go
>>27968399
No friends
Parents hate me
Failed Uni twice
never touched a girl
Acne at 29
patchy facial hair
small dick
fat
ugly
encopresis
anxiety
depression
meaninglessness of life
for the fuck of it
feel guilty about jacking it off to my cousin
>>27968370
What will be your last meal?
>>27968370
Wish you can step off from that ledge my friend. We can, cut ties through all the lies that youve been living in. If you dont ever want to see me again I will understananananad.
>>27968446
Papa John's pizza, 3 cheese with beef, bacon, anchovies, and canadian bacon, as well as some wings and a cookie
>>27968370
How are you doing it?
See you on the other side, if you turn into a ghost pls don't watch me
If you do it you are a bigger failure than you think of yourself.
You have the internet, access to anything you want to learn in the world. Not being able to is not an excuse. Just suck it up and do it because your parents probably did it and so did their parents.
You can literally change everything you're not happy with.
So why not do it? Because it is just as hard as being an hero.
Drop a steam/Skype my man. You could try and meet some people maybe turn it around
>>27968445
>feel guilty about jacking it off to my cousin
Is there a good story behind this?
>>27968370
All Those memories. No new chance to create more. I've been a neet alcoholic for years but I'd never kill myself. Why are you?
>>27968472
was gonna do shotgun to my face, it's the least painful and takes the least amount of time to die, but I don't wanna take the chance of surviving based on what I saw in another thread, so I'm hanging myself from a tree tonight with a jumprope so all my shitty loud neighbors can see me
>>27968445
tell us your story lad.
>>27968509
You have a higher chance of surviving hanging yourself you fucking autist.
>>27968494
Was 16 horndog
cousin visiting
she was 17
hot as fuck
jacked it to her
came on her blanket
left
she never knew
hehehe
fuck i regret it
>>27968438
you deserve it for being honest
No friends
- Easy to make with confidence and being more outgoing
Parents hate me
- No they don't, they wish you found your stride
Failed Uni twice
- People have made millions without college
never touched a girl
- you can
Acne at 29
- from stress and your lack of hygiene
patchy facial hair
- beards are lame
small dick
- motion of the ocean rather then the size
fat
- lose weight and your dick will seem bigger
ugly
- lose weight
encopresis
- lose weight
anxiety
- excersize
depression
- excersize
meaninglessness of life
- too lazy to put meaning into it
for the fuck of it
- shut up
feel guilty about jacking it off to my cousin
- people have done worse
All your problems stem from a lack of excersize and hygeine. Stop being a lazy bitch and stop pittying yourself you faggot.
>>27968543
that totally doesnt matter
before you go you should do something fun, for yourself you know
very unlikely you'd survive a shotgun to the face.
>>27968520
it won't be as bad though cuz half my face wont be shot the fuck off. I'd rather have some bruises and be paralyzed than have my entire face just leaking holy shit have you seen those pictures? scary shit dude. scary shit.
What's the stream link?
>>27968560
>Easy to make with confidence and being more outgoing
haha wow
>>27968520
This.
I would wait until your neighbors are having a nice BBQ then walk over dresses in your favorite shirt and blow my head off in front of the whole crowd for maximum keks
>>27968560
My parents legitimately hate me. I wasn't supposed to be born. They were 16 and I ruined their ambitions. They didn't put me up for adoption becasue their parents forced them not to .
>>27968520
What would be the chances if you did both?
Like shooting self with shotgun while hanging in noose
timestamp your face
>>27968548
wonder how much he has
I don't really like gaming too much, I just like buying old games and giving them to anons. they enjoy them far more than I ever will
Stock me up OP, I will slowly distribute your legacy to r9k, pre 2007 only. unreal tournament and gta or something idk
whats your favorite type of ice cream
>>27968650
Rocky Road
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
i really wish you guys would hold out until someone can round you all up and make you into a paramilitary group
are you really goign to use rope?
>All you fucking normie scum telling him he can turn his life around
Fuck off already normies. You will never know how we feel. Giving him doubt will make his suicide even worse. Godspeed anon, may your death be quick and painless.
>>27968663
why wouldn't I, death is death is death
>>27968685
idk, everyone uses handguns
props tho, i always wanted rope to be for me but i got into the habit of having a handgun and a single bullet around
make sure you drop your height's length and soap the rope
>>27968679
Exactly, I didn't say "I might end it" or "convince me not to"
>>27968609
Sounds like you were fucked from the start. Sorry you life went this way, man.
>>27968370
A whole hour? How bout making it a crisp 45 min for an old chum?
Dude, definitely go shotgun. Rope won't be quick or clean if you're doing that shit yourself. It can take minutes.
Buckshot & a shotgun will only have winning-the-lottery levels of survival rate.
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As for a question, what is your happiest memory?
>>27968543
Jesus man I fucked my cousin that's nothing
Dubs and you don't do it
>Still no stream
Come on OP I haven't seen a good an hero stream in a long time.
>>27968609
;_;
that's pretty sad tbqh... i people think before having sex
>>27968739
Hard to think of one, but I got drunk with my dad (I was like 11, he was 27 or so), and we playfully wrestled. Only time i remember him liking me even remotely, even though he was probably just looking for an excuse to hurt me. He was an ass for giving my alcohol but it was fun
>>27968820
How much money do you have saved up right now?
>>27968837
Literally no money, my parents are unemployed and so am I. We all live with my grandparents
At least its on your own terms. Nothing ever is for me.
>>27968856
I saw you have a shotgun. Get a 3 oz slug and put the barrel to your temple. It will literally blow your brain out of your head. That's how my uncle did it.
>>27968856
Damn if you had some money I would have said to buy an ALICE pack and become hobo.
>>27968370
Are you really going to do it? Because i don't think you will.
>>27968856
thats a bummer
have you tried becoming evil? try to embrace being horrible?
>>27968894
I'm not smart enough to be evil
>>27968910
oh
its a shame there arent any evil bosses around; i imagine many people would be much happier if being henchmen was more common
someone should probably try one of these days
I legit like this sort of thread because it makes me realize my life isn't as bad as I think.
>>27968856
are you pretty tall?
just join the army and die honorably
>>27968963
I was thinking the exact same.
>>27968986
5'4" and have too many health problems, i've looked into it before.
>>27968370
I'm sorry you have been pushed to the point of killing yourself. It's weird how clouded the mind can get that it brings a person to end their life completely. When you kill yourself you are only passing on your feelings to others.
>>27968370
You got any regrets?
aside from the usual "i wish i asked this girl out" or some shit since who doesnt regret that
>>27969022
you can't be that ugly can you?
>>27969053
This.
Can you post picture, OP?
>>27969041
especially wanking on my cousin
My biggest regret is being born; I ruined by parents and my grandparents lives
one questionare you a gay or bi?cause you still have a chance if so
>>27969085
>My biggest regret is being born; I ruined by parents and my grandparents lives
That's not your fault lad.
it's your shit parents fault of that happening
>>27969096
I've tried to wank to gay stuff but I never could. I don't even like traps. It'd be easy to get fucked if I were gay or bi, but I can't
>>27968581
>DID YOU TRY BEING YOURSELF MORE?
classic
>>27969122
ah you're fucked sen3.14 im sorry. Take a hug for the road, lord knows you've earned it. I really hope you can find some way not to do it but I don't blame you if you do.
your parents sound like idiots and the dumb 16 year old thing isnt all that bad considering the cousin cant feel bad as they dont know
you can work through the bad appearance stuff, or alternatively realize that it doesnt altogether limit your prospects for the truly good life
what im saying is we dont need more dead robots man
>>27969183
If his life is literal shit and he hates it, why try to talk him out of it? Are you going to give him a better life and riches and a waifu? Just stop, normie scum. The last thing he needs is doubt hanging over him when he kills himself.
>>27968543
S H E K N E W
H
E
K
N
E
W
How do you have the balls to end your perspective on earth? Perhaps it was an interesting one with a good viewpoint to share.
at least give us a pic of yourself before you go fampai
>>27968560
Having only a hammer doesn't make everything nails. Your advice isn't complete and would at best put a dent in his concerns.
>>27969331
i don't want a robot fampai to die ;_;
>>27968883
>3 oz
you should not be advising in this matter
>>27968370
don't do it please, go travel with whatever money you have left or anything, it must feel better than just nothingness
experience as much as you can before slipping into nothingness for eternity
Ayy good luck finding the courage.
I'll be with you in a couple weeks. I got some money to burn before I go.
Before you go just remember God loves you and has a place for you in heaven, or wherever you soul truly wants to be.
Imo, heaven is just your universe if everything had lined up perfectly down to the milliseconds, oh and time is frozen of course.
>tldr good luck see you in heaven
Tfw one hour ago
Is OP gone?
have you tried 5 HTP and L Tyrosine?
you should do that first my friend
Rest in peace buddy, good luck on your journey, wherever it may take you
OP is probably gone.
rip Fampai ;_;
Rip OP, wish we could've seen his face.
See you later space robot
Iam sorry robot. Hope youre reborn as King Chad.
you still here man?
we care about ya
Rip op. May your soul kill a million niggers
>>27968370
>current year +1
>not choosing suicide by honorable combat by flying to Swedistan/Germoney to remove kebab
>or at least going to your nearest ghetto to take out thugs and gangbangers
You could have chosen a warrior's death, you bastard.
Rest in peace, robot.
We will all see you soon.
>>27970404
THIS so fucking much
Originolo
>>27970404
I hate this meme.
Most suicidal people want a painless death.
RIP OP. Another robot sails away to eternal peace.
>>27968370
Had two buddies recently do it man. Think about everybody you'll affect.
>>27970507
OP's already gone, can only pay respects now
>>27970366
This. It's your life and yours only. You're free to do what you please with it. Ignore the clowns who tell you it's your fault x is not y and such, this world is horrible and you can't change human nature.
OP, it's NOT your fault. You don't deserve what happened to you. Rest in peace.
OP, your pain is over, watch over us, will you?
Don't worry OP, I'll follow your steps in like 30 years when my family is out of the equation. You won't be alone on your path.
>>27970485
Remove kebab/niggers
Save one bullet for yourself.
Questions?
>>27970546
uhh yeah why doesnt he save another bullet for your bitch ass, fuck off and let OP rest.
Rest in peace brother
OP here, can't believe /r9k/ is this gullible.
Take care OP.
Rest in Peace, OP. May your soul live on in robot heaven.
>>27970638
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A GHOOST
Is OP dead yet?
If not, enjoy the ward. Say hi to the schizo qt3.14 for me :3
Pressing F to pay respects
F
>>27970689
Not really, you guys just got rused.
>>27970983
Least nobody had to die tonight. The mental state of lots of people on this board wouldn't surprise me with that sort of thing anyway.
>>27970983
Oooh the ghost knows how to use inspect element, we're doomed.
>>27970983
Fuck off retard. Cops are on their way to your residence. Have fun explaining this to them.
Don't know if OP is a troll, or dead. Hope it's the latter. I wish I could do it.
Join ISIS, i heard they're always looking for recruits, and on the + side you can wipe out haram hedonist normies in the process
>>27972047
Live or die I'd rather take the latter route
Take the ladder route
rope around my neck and kick the ladder out
Good luck OP, see you in Robot heaven
See you space cowboy, don't forget to take a few normies with you
