>you will never piss as loud as your father
I'm a constant disappointment to him and myself.
>>27967617
I thought I was the only one who felt these feels
>>27967617
I'm much bigger than my father though By 6"
hes fat as shit though
>>27967617
>>27967641
Oh wow! Look at these two piss sissies!
You two should just wear diapers so nobody has to hear your weak piss again!
this comment is original
>always been insecure about my stream size and duration
>taking a piss in the backyard of a party
>hear chad say "anon that's a fatty stream"
>felt happy the rest of the night
>>27967693
>tfw dad takes a poo the family gathers around to comment on the smell and pat him on the back
>tfw my poops never smell and always go down the toilet without hassle
What's the point of even living when you're a pooplet?
>>27967617
It's all about where you aim, fampire. If you aim in the water it's going to be loud, aim to the inside of the bowl you're going to be quiet.
>>27967728
Oh god, not only are you a piss sissy, but a pretty pooper as well?
It should be a crime for you not to wear a diaper!
>trying to lose weight
>bought one of those cooking scales and use it to always measure 8 oz of OJ every morning
>dad comes in while I'm doing it
>HAHAHA ANON, THAT'S HOW A FAG DRINKS OJ. LET ME SHOW YOU
>family come into the room to watch
>takes my gallon and starts pouring all over himself randomly, sometimes hitting his mouth
>my family starts clapping in unison to a nonexistent beat
you could always bore out your pee hole with a drill
>piss noise level is only 20-30 dB
Why even live?
>>27968111
piss sissies using drills is like manlets using limb lengthening
everyone can tell
>This thread
What the fuck
>tfw mom finds your narrow urethra
>piss sounds like tiny dribble
>forced to piss next to people at school
>can't go in stall or risk being called pee shy beta
>didn't realize you were supposed to pull back foreskin to pee until i was like 18 years old
now i piss with force of one thousand sons
