ITT We summon Sam "Samosa" Son
Maybe if we offer a virgin sacrifice
I always thought it was sampson
>>27965698
There is no P in Absolam's Samson
Trains for the train god
Samson
Samson
Samson
Reveal yourself
ok, I'm here
now what do you want?
>>27966515
> ok, I'm here
> now what do you want?
Kill yourself on livestream
>>27966515
Hi Samson!
I am very happy to see you here, because you are my best friend. Love you, senpai!
>>27966515
Hey, I see you have a 7.1 inch dick which is a good size bro. I have a 7.5 inch dick. Why don't you and I meet up, get stoned, and then compare dicks with each other. Listen up, I am not like these other loser robots, I am not a poofter, but they say variety is the spice of life. I want to get together with you and compare our dicks, and you know, masturbate. We respect each others space, it's cool you know? I think we got too many notions, you understand, about gay this gay that. Lets drop those notions and get together, have a good time.
>>27966687
I've used 54m50n as masturbation fodder, this has caused me more post-orgasmal guilt than any other thing I've seen, watched, read, or heard
now that he's here, can we have a train thread?
I usually don't care for tripfags but samson is alright
everyone else can get colon cancer
>>27966911
Samson already has colon cancer.
From the dirty tooth brush in his pooper.
>>27966555
not happening
>>27966575
thx bb
>>27966687
nope
>>27966784
sure thing anon
>>27967171
You're welcome.
Now unblock me and accept my skype calls.
>>27967171
>nope
You're gay dude. I hope I die in a train crash, then you'll see.
>>27967171
Post nipple
>>27966911
Hey!
Did somebody say tripfag?!
>>27967269
>dat barrel chest
>>27967308
I do with every stroke when I masturbate, why?
>>27967409
Thread samefag masturbation time?
>>27965622
I met this guy in real life.
He's actually 5'10. He's slightly taller than me, at 5'8.
>>27967456
>Dressed as Little Red Riding Hood
Damn, I have a new fetish
>>27967456
Post more Abby's.
She is my waifu of the week.
>>27967456
post abbie's feet
>>27966756
There's no way..Just no way..
post a pic of your folder
>>27967475
next you'll be saying his dick is more like 5.1", not 7.1".
>>27967783
>>27967801
My collection is limited. Apparently, there is a large collection out there.
>>27967949
>tfw no qt belly panda gf
>>27967864
I got him to post vocaroos, I have a couple of his dick pics but those are for posterity, not masturbating.
>>27967406
!!!!
Lewd o.o I wanna touch.
what's your opinion on vyro?
>>27967947
no his dick is at least 7. I couldn't fit it all in my mouth.
Bump.
Sam the man must answer