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Anyone else's nose fucked up? Elliot (god bless his soul) was so unlucky. Once you look into it you really start to understand why he did it.
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>>27965517
naaahh dud, he was gorgeous.
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>>27965585
>>27965517

His nose fucking sucked
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>>27965517
who /BIGNOSE/ here

original of course
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Not fucked up but it's big. I told my mom once I wanted a nose job and she laughed and said "you're perfect the way you are". (LIES) Then she went and got a face lift. -_-
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>>27965585
He was reasonably attractive 2bh. He seemed to have a nice masculine face and was pretty tall. However his nose really sucked and you can see in some photos like the original post.
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>>27965651
Big as in long/wide or it extends a long way out from your face? Can you take a pic?
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does anyone have that picture of the jew that posted his nose on a gaia thread?
because my nose is literally the size of his nose. It kills me on the inside.
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mine is crooked, like someone punched me,

i look like ass in photos

rhinoplasty expensive?
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I have freckles all over my nose (fuck) and around my cheeks/under eyes. Luckily my forehead and chin are clear. I really like the shape and size of my nose though. I'm always outside so it's always fucking red with a permanent sunburn though
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>>27965717
pic related,

not me but the left looks similar to my nose
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>>27965783
That's pretty unlucky bro. Unfortunate shape but it doesn't look too big
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My dad has a great fucking nose but my mom has nigger genes but albino and I have this pretty awful pig-like nose.
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my mom has a long witch nose
my dad has an extremely wide nose
I got the best of these combinations
life is suffering.
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https://www.realself.com/Rhinoplasty/Nose-job/reviews#gref


>most people payed between 8k-10k for a nose job

lel never mind this surgery
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>>27965517
My nasal bridge is too wide and there's a slight bump as well. My nostrils also flare to much when I smile. What annoys me the most are my teeth and slightly crooked smile. I need to fix those first. Elliot had loads of money unlike me, he could have fixed these problems.
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>big nose
>tilted clockwise, just fuck my shit up
>asymmetrical nostrils
>deviated septum, can't breathe through my right nostil
>bump jutting out towards the bridge
>people ask me if I've broken it all the time
>mfw I was born this way
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hahahaha, oh man. how are you going to live? your older brothers should have beat your ass more, serious kid
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>>27966113
You'd Iike that wouldn't you faggot
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>big jew nose
>completely fucked eyes, have to wear glasses, can't get contacts
>realize one day that I'm doomed to go through life looking like I'm wearing this shit
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>>27966113
??what??
Original of courze
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>>27966144
jesus fuck anon I'm in the same boat
>literally nothing changes when you put that on
FUCK
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>>27966144
Lol you're a walking spencers gifts
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>>27965702
I dunno, it's just big, especially looks big from the side. Crooked too, I guess.
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>>27966140

Yeah matter fact. not like its the highlight of my day or nothin' but I think i'd bring a healthy balance to your lives. Especially you, though
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>>27965517
tfw beautiful nose but it has fucki frekcles
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My nose resembles Will's from The Inbetweeners (UK of course), but I am not a jew, commonly mistaken for one though which pushes me towards following in the footsteps of our dearest Elliot.
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>>27965517

My nose is kind of piggish.

Everyone on my mother's side of the family has it. Thankfully most of them have it worse than me. My dad has a bird nose so that helped.
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>>27965988
You can get it done in Costa Rica at a very modern facility for around 4k.
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>>27966341
>Costa Rica
>modern facility
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>>27965905
>>27966303
does yours look like snub in this pic? my nose is like that, very snout like. i wish i had a nice straight alpha nose. at least mine is normal sized though.
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>>27967550
Snub is just the "other" category really
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>>27967550
kind of have greek, roman, hawk mixed into one big nose

no one really says anything about it, but i know for a fact that's why i'm having trouble with women
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>>27967550
>tfw white guy with hawk nose
fucking kill me
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>>27967898
pic related, his nose is the closest to what mine looks like, i think it's around the same size
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>>27967550
I've got either a Greek or a Roman, too lazy to go check.
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>2006
>be 16
>sitting on bed with /b/tard gf
>accidentally bump her nose with my knee or something
>she starts flipping shit
>inspects her nose and concludes the bridge is now damaged
>don't really notice anything
>she starts saying some shit like how it's gonna be harder for her to fuck random dudes when she moves away
>i lol
>lightly punch my nose to make her shut up
>she starts freaking out about how my nose is fucked up too now
>our noses were fine all along
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>>27968031
nigga

what were you on? also did you ever shove your nose into her asshole while 69ing?
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>>27968062
we were probably high as shit and my nose never touched her ass if i recall correctly
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Hawk nose actually looks good aesthetically if the rest of your face is angular and masculine.
Sometimes I like it on girls too if it works.
Hawk nose can go very wrong quite easily but if it is just right and fits your face it's the best nose.
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>>27967550

Roman nose master race
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>>27966144
>tfw wear big gay dyke discount glasses
>have big jew nose
>big pores and black heads all over big nose
>have tiny beady eyes so contacts would possibly be even worse
pic related
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>having a almost 10/10 nose between greek and roman
>your friend puch you lighty during a stunt for his stupid youtube vids with 200 views
>a bit of blood, but nose its not straigh anymore
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>>27967550
>Nubian

I hate niggers so much for what they do to the actual Nubian. Talk about 'muh cultural appropriation'.


Nubians are Cushitic Ethiopians and have classically Greek noses if they're unmixed
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>>27966206
I see no problem with your nose. You look good.
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>>27965517
FUCK YOU ELLIOT RODGERS.

WHY COULDN'T I BE BORN IN A RICH FAMILY!?

AT LEAST I WOULD REALIZE THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO SHIT BECAUSE MY PARENTS WILL PAY FOR ALL MY THINGS.

FUCK YOU RNG
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>>27969158
thanks..but it's the profile where you see how big it is and looks like a beak. My dad has a big ass nose too, which I inherited. My Chad brother got all the good features from my mom and I got all the bad ones from my dad.
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My nose would suck. Then I realize I'm Jewish, and it means I control the world's money.
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>>27966374

holy shit what the fuck is going on in this gif
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>>27970110
but ur a qt anon
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>>27967550
greek master race here
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>>27965517


Fuck ER was hideous.

lol it all makes sense.

he had gay looking fish face
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>>27966113
what is this from, i see it everywhere
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>>27972506
Pretty sure that's highschool dxd
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>>27967550
>>27966303

Nah, mine's closer to "turn-up"

Nostrils are always completely visible unless I'm looking down.
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>>27967550
Greek master race
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>>27970110
nah i like your nose, it looks nice
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>>27968176
i like ur nose anon
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>>27970110
You look fine. Your strong chin means your nose doesn't look big
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r8 my nose. I wish to know how my nose stacks against these other noses.
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>>27966144
Me too including the eyebrows. And its crooked, like I probably got it broken at some point in my childhood.
>JUST
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I have a deformed nose and deviated septum from an old injury. Had it for most of my life. I blame my parents because they didn't take me to the doctor when I've gotten the injury. It has been a big source of my lack of confidence regarding my face aesthetics.
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>>27966272
That looks a lot like mine, except I have a small bump between my eyes.
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