>bachelor thesis due Friday
>have nothing
AAAND THE RETARD OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO...
>>27963501
Wan't to share that award?
>>27963535
This
I'm gonna be failing the 12th grade, the second time in a row
I'll be fucking 20 this summer, this is bullshit
>>27963559
>super saiyan senior
>>27963501
>>27963535
>>27963559
Death is not the worst. There are things more horrible than death
>>27963559
Perhaps school isn't for you anon. This says nothing about your intelligence, maybe your passion just lies elsewhere.
>150 word essay due in 2 months
>have nothing
why live famiglia
>>27963501
You tried so hard and got far but in the end it doesn't even matter
>>27963657
This is actually the exact reason
I know all the bullshit, I just show up only like twice a week because it's so boring
I really wanna get my act together because you need a Highschool diploma for like every job, but Jesus Christ it's just so fucking boring. 8 hours of hell Famillia
Just know that you'll never be as retarded as this guy
>>27963559
>>27963708
Is a hamster wheel job what you want? Have you considered other options like running your own business? It's hard work, but rewarding.
>>27963840
I don't really care what I get, I just need a job because my mom's getting tired of my shit and she wants me to move out
>>27963868
Well I don't know your relationship with your mum, but it's your life, not hers. Make your own decisions.
>>27963501
You're fine bro.
Pretend it's a shitposting.
Literally write it on /b/ first.
Just spam the /b/ faggots with your HW starting noww.
>>27963708
why don't you drop out, get a GED, and then go to a community college, do good there, transfer, and then get a job? If you failed senior year twice already you should've done that the first time you failed.
>>27963501
It goes to you, you fucking idiot. Can't even figure that one out?
>>27963559
KEK
>>27963708
for most entry level jobs you can just lie about your GED
Dude, it's fucking monday.
>Get adderall right the fuck now
>keep popping them until friday afternoon
>try to sleep at least 2 hours a night to ward off amphetamine psychosis
This should give you about 80 hours of productive time. So unless you're writing a fucking book it's still doable.
>>27964285
Where can I buy adderall lol
Not op, am 30yo and want more time for shitposting.
>>27963501
>6,000 page doctoral thesis due by Wednesday
>haven't even started yet
>>27964478
from other people with a prescription. It's a lot easier if you're a college student
>>27964504
just write 3,000 pages today and tomorrow u autist
>>27963501
>bachelor thesis
Am I the only one who actually got a bachelor's degree already here and knows a "bachelor thesis" isn't a real thing?
>>27964504
>6000 page essay
YNWTS Due tomorrow do tomorrow
>>27963708
>12th grade is so boring you're willing to fail it numerous times in a row
>boring
>willing to do it again
>>27964558
looking back 12th grade was fun as shit. You did all the work to get into college in 11th grade, and it's too early to make any real decisions about you're career/future. Fun times
>>27964517
As a wagecuck I'll just go to a doctor wew #thanksobama
>>27964536
I thought he meant like a term paper or something so 20 pages, which isn't so bad.
>>27963559
They actually keep you in burger school till you're 20? Thought this was just a Simpsons meme
>>27964536
Sometimes people doing an honours degree (which I think they call graduating magna cum laude in the states but not in my country) have to do an honours essay which is usually 50-120 pages. OP just has to man up, choose a shitty topic and he will have a c+ paper by friday
>>27965069
He is willingly going back to school, he can legally stop going.
>>27963501
How long does it have to be OP?
>>27963501
>bachelor thesis
>12th grade
Am I missing something? I had to write up a senior thesis for my bachelor degree not for graduating high school.
>>27963501
>ten word shitpost due before I die
>haven't started
>>27964504
how is that even possible? glad 8 never went to college.
>>27965093
what it a cum laude?
>50 word suicide note due at midnight
>>27965093
Hehe
>cum
>>27964821
>Hey doc, I don't know you but would you mind putting your medical license at risk to prescribe me some extra-potent amphetamines? For reasons, btw.
Yeah, that'll work.
>having to write a thesis for a fucking bachelors
top lel
>final exam tomorrow
>paper due tomorrow
>two more assignments due tomorrow
>shitposting on 4chan
god damn it
>>27963501
>bachelor thesis
Wtf is this?
>>27965443
It means the first 3 year of university, anglosphere fags call them bachelor, and only the last 2 year are called university.
>>27965443
Some bachelor programs have a senior thesis component.
>>27965327
nice meme, made me laugh / 10
Can someone talk me through the logistics of adderall. I'm a sheltered fucking 18 year old 8)
>>27964558
I failed it once, personally.
Then I decided I wanted to get out of that bumfuck town, so I busted my ass the second time. There's no way in hell I would spend 6+ years in high school.
>>27965369
Works for me. I'm on muscle relaxers, ambien, and hydrocodone. He suggested adderall as well, becayse in my words "I have a hard time paying attention"
Might take him up on it.
When I was 16 I did a 2000 word essay on the morning that it was due and got an A. You got this, same shit right?
>>27966273
How did you manage to get an A bro? I get B's at most even when I start it the week before it is due, What's your secret?
>>27966273
<high school essay
<2000 words
<comparable to a dissertation that's supposed to be like 20000 with scientific sourcing
>>27965170
>one word short
>>27963501
Hey seb
>He fell for the educational jew.
>>27965099
I thought they kick you out at 21
OP needs to go to special ed tbqh. I rather be a sped than do 12th grade all over again jfc
>>27963559
Jesus fucking Christ just get your GED and retain a modicum of pride.
>>27965225
https://youtu.be/MG232YmYhVQ
>>27963501
>PHD dissertation due tomorrow
>haven't even started research yet
>>27964536
it is tho
depends on cuntry
>>27963708
if you dont want to go to school then get a GED you fucking retard
>>27967921
>Comprehensive history of mathematical thought due in 2 hours
>Had forgotten about it until now
>>27963501
My Uni only requires bachelor thesis for honors students. Can you drop honors and just skip the thesis. An honors undergrad degree is seen as no different than a regular degree by 99.9% of employers.
>show and tell due in 6 months
>haven't found anything to show
HELP ME
>>27963535
Let's make it a three way
>term paper due next week
>haven't even arranged the interviews and surveys I needed to
>didn't even go to classes last week because feeling so hopeless
>only had 2 classes this semester and probably gonna fail both
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FOLKS, HAHAHA.
