ITT: We post our real names and rate other names.
My name isDmitri.
Jack, and Dmitri is very memorable~
>>27963455Agatha
kill me familio
Cordelia.
It doesn't suit me.
Forrest
I hope I don't fuck it up this time
My name is Valentine. It's popular in Eastern Europe, but not popular at all in English-speaking countries. Which is weird, since Valentine's Day is celebrated there.
>>27963455
Dmitri is one my favorite Russian names, the other being Sergei.
>>27963540
I don't like Agatha, sorry. I can only see it work on an old cat lady.
>>27963632
1. Are you a grill?
2. Are you a qt?
3. Will you be my gf?
>>27963614
do you like boxes of chocolates
>>27963668
all females here are fat, don't bother
Bippie
Yes, it's me.
>>27963668
Valentine is a male name, so no, I'm not a grill.
And I'm not qt, either. If I was qt, I would not be posting on /r9k/. I'd be out there and fucking.
EnarThe origins of the name roughly translates to "One who fights alone;_;
My name's Gerardo. W-what do you think robots.
Madeleine
>>27963455Henrik[\spoiler]
hope she doesn't see me
Jake
Jake from State Farm.
![35ee07fe7785644f242ae1a8c988f47f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yRcorTz.jpg "35ee07fe7785644f242ae1a8c988f47f[1].jpg")
>>27963748
I imagine you like this.
>>27963540
>>27963608
>>27963757
Please be in Boise
(Boise, Idaho)
Mary. My parents are catholic.
Get a load of this
Bukhari
>>27963832
Are you a qt religious virgin?
>>27963791
Hahaha, thanks, but I'm not ripped at all, fairly skinny actually. I never really knew what people think about my name, I mean if they like it or not, so this is a nice chance to know that.
>>27963672
Kinda, but I don't like running
>>27963791
>Gerardo skips leg day
so not nice
>>27963849
Well I'm a virgin and somewhat religious. Not very qt though.
>>27963849
>qt
>/r9k/
only females here are land whales
Frank
I have no idea if it's a good name or not.
>>27963896
I want to be your bf. I am willing to wait until marriage.
Matt
I like it but it sounds kinda normie
I'm Maxim. Russian name, but we've been in the US forever.
>>27963455
Sounds BLYAT
>>27963512
Jack is a good solid American/British name. I wish I had a normal name like that.
>>27963540
I actually don't mind it. Every time I meet a young girl with an old lady name like that, she turns out to be a QT.
>>27963608
Pretty badass IMO.
>>27963614
Nice work at Dreamhack Malmo
Alternately, I think of Whitaker and not Gump.
>>27963632
Spelled Valentine, and not Valentin? Haven't heard that one before. I think it'd be a pretty cheesy name in an English speaking country.
>>27963727
Ouch. Is it at least normal in a non-English country?
>>27963733
That's kinda cool actually, even if it's ironic.
Names that mean something are interesting to me. Like Bruce Willis said in Pulp Fiction, "I'm American, our names don't mean shit."
>>27963748
Just makes me think of guys I went to school with in LA, honestly.
>>27963757
Cute
CUTE
That was my high school crush's name.
>>27963766
Sounds like ze deutsch name, ja?
>>27963832
A fine, traditional name.
Incidentally, the name of the first girl to ever let me touch boob. In middle school. She was cute, too. (Man, what the fuck happened to me?)
>>27963923
Not bad, I think it can go either way depending on personality.
Maria
>>27963832
My parents are also catholic kek
>>27963957
Your opinion's not important enough that you can't be bothered to reply to the ones you want to individually, faggot.
>>27963989
I actually started when there were only like 5 posts, and then it kept refreshing and adding more and just kept going.
Besides, why not give people their (you)s?
>>27963948parker smith
>>27964024
>>>/reddit/, you self-important faggot
Zachary desubh
Kumiko, my mom is Japanese.
Hunter
My name is not original enough
>>27963614
I knew a guy named forest he had green eyes very attractive
Matthew
it's a very original comment
>>27963455
itt everyone posts nobody reads
>ANIME NAME???
>>27963896
>not replying to me
Fuck you then you dumb whore I hope you fucking die
>>27963911
>only females here are land whales
and turbo whores too, they are the epicenter of everything we hate
>>27963455
Christopher. Only fags are named Christopher.
>>27963923
Frank the goddamn tank.
>>27963948
Fat Matt
>>27963957
Hacks em' Maxim
>>27963832
Hairy Mary
>>27963777
Fake Jake desu
>>27963766
Pig Meat Henrik
>>27963757
Saddlin Madeline
>>27963748
Retardo Gerardo
>>27963733
Sitar Enar
>>27963632
Faggot Valentine
>>27963614
Who names there kid Forrest Forest
>>27963608
Whornelia Cordelia
>>27963540
Hagatha
>>27963512
Packin Jack
>>27963964
Senorita Maria
Gave you all nicknames
>>27963455
Blyat, suka. Makes me want to drink vodka wearing a tracksuit in a parking garage.
Abigail.
>>27963540
I love older names, so I think it's great!
>>27963777
That made me smile. Is Jake your full name or is it Jacob?
>>27964254
I was waiting for a Christopher. It's one of my favorite names.
>>27963957
>Ouch. Is it at least normal in a non-English country?
No. My parents were hippies. They gave me the middle name, Yippie.
They wanted me to be Bippie Yippie the Hippie.
>>27963540ghost-tier name
>>27963632
One of my Mexican friends was named that, weird indeed.
>>27964347
Be my gf plspls_____________________________pls
>>27964353
Fuck.
Legal name change, maybe?
>>27963832
>>27963964
>>27964347
B O I S E
O
I
S
E
PLEASE BE IN BOISE
>>27964323
AAAAH NUUUUU
CHEEKI BREEKI IVA DAMKE
>>27964347
My mother name me after a character from her favorite book.Christopher Robin from Winnie the Pooh.
JUST
>>27964392
I've been going by Bart since I was seven.
I admit it's not that much better.
>>27964197
I had to afk..but okay..
>>27963632
Valentine's Day is probably why it stopped being used in English speaking countries.
Most parents don't want this imagery to be what people think of when they hear their son's name.
>>27963733
what language is it?
original
William. I'm incredibly happy with it and go by a diminutive form I won't be sharing because I know people that browse this board.
>>27964347
It's funny because I really like the name Abigail too. If I have a daughter, I'd want to name her Rebecca or Abigail. Always thought they were really pretty names.
>>27964133I have blue eyes
>>27963957
>i wish i had a normal name like that
just go by max
>>27964409
HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH please be true
Erina.
Slav alertSergey/Sergei (FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHITTY SPELLING AAAAAAAAA)
>>27963632
Meh by Russian standards, pretty neat by US standards
>>27963540
Pretty neat name, actually.
>>27963733
Ironic, but still a shitty name
>>27963748
If shortened to Gerard, it is just fine.
>>27963757
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27963777
Blame your parents for shitty generic name
>>27963832
QT name, but most people with it are not so qt
>>27963923
Average meh name
>>27963948
One of the better generic names. It's fine.
>>27963957
Pozdravlyay, tovarish. Esho odno tipichnoe imya.It's alright since Max is a common name in US, but I'm mostly indifferent about it. In Russia, though, it's decent at best.
>>27964074
Meh. Generic name, but for some reason, in my life, it is usually associated with either autists and misfits like me or with hyper-energetic, outspoken people.
>>27964095
Neat name. I actually like it.
>>27964129
Possibly the most normie-tier name.
>>27964254
Generic name. I used to like it, but it is just far too generic.
>>27964520
Surprisingly comfy name, as long as it isn't shortened to Will.
>>27963540
>>27963608
>>27963757
>>27963832
>>27963964
>>27964095
>>27964347
>>27964587
Hey, if you're in New Zealand, consider becoming my girlfriend. If you like anime and videogames, we could probably get along and I could potentially make you very happy.
>>27964624
Fuck off asshole I have dibs on this thread as my fishing grounds.
>>27964353
>my parents were hippies. they gave me the middle name, yippie. they wanted me to be bippie yippie the hippie.
hitler could've stopped this
besides, real hippies wouldn't even name their kid hippie
>>27964554
I do when possible, but I don't like the way it sounds with my last name, and when I was in school there were three other Maxes in some of my classes, so I had to go by Maxim there.
Plus, Max is still kind of a weird name, and every few years there seems to be another autistic-ass kids cartoon or some shit with a kid named Max, and it makes me cringe like crazy.
>>27964520
If you know they browse it, why shouldn't they know you do?
Trace
In elementary through highschool my nickname was 'Tracyboy'
davidnot a jew
Natalie
Kinda hate it. French bullshit.
Sean
In school, I've been called Seen, Sheen, and Shane. When I tell people my name they assume it's spelled Shaun or Shawn. Someone even wrote Xiang. No, I'm not Asian.
>>27963614
A-are you from Alabama?pls say yes, I've missed my footrest
>>27964763
I've always wanted to fuck a Natalie.
Kathleen. I like my name.
>>27964763
You shouldn't hate it, Natalie sounds pretty.
Colton and I'm Hispanic. A fucking walking paradox.
Your bitch calls me Colt
My real name isKaitlindesu
tfw my name is elliot
>>27964875
ha a guy named kaitlin
sucks dude
Kevin
Simple and normal. I dig it.
>>27964384Y-you would take an old lady like me as your girlfriend? Ara ara.
>>27964397
Hey, fellow /fit/izen?!
>>27964409
That makes it even cuter! I like your mom.
>>27964528
I suppose it's kind of silly to say I like my name too and find it pretty. It seems to be a more popular name these days and I'm very glad about that. Rebecca is a wonderful name as well. It feels like one of the more elegant names for a girl, which is nice.
>>27964624
New Zealand looks like such a beautiful country. It's a shame we live so far apart and I'm older because I love video games and animu.
>>27964520
William is another favorite of mine for sure.
>>27964590
I absolutely adore your name!
>>27964913
ya lmao just kill me senpai
>>27964936
o shit are u serious
fuk
>>27964795
are you my dad
>>27963455
Cool
>>27963512
Strong
>>27963540
Old lady
>>27963608
Odd
>>27963614
Retard
>>27963632
Pretty
>>27963727
Funny but cool
>>27963733
Awesome
>>27963748
Decent
>>27963757
Cute
>>27963766
Great
>>27963777
Strong
>>27963832
>>27963964
Two sides of the same coin, James will kill you
>>27963842
Odd
>>27963923
Normal
>>27963948
Normal
>>27963957
Porn magazine
>>27964074
Normal
>>27964095
Amazing
>>27964129
Good
>>27964174
Normal
>>27964323
Slav
>>27964347
Eh
>>27964587
Eh
>>27964590
Hilarious
>>27964731
Cool
>>27964726
Not great
>>27964763
Normal
>>27964769
Pretty good
>>27964818
It's okay
>>27964839
Decent
>>27964875
Cute
I am Jace, I am male.
Roger
robottblock
Dongus
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Aislinn
Gaelic is a complete meme
>>27964936
yes im serious why would I joke about something like this
>>27965080
oh shit i messed it up >>27964965
>>27963727
Bippie sounds like a nice name.
>>27964930
>New Zealand looks like such a beautiful country. It's a shame we live so far apart and I'm older because I love video games and animu.
Marry me for citizenship girl.
>>27965221
Bestiality is illegal in New Zealand.
Blake
hate it, sounds gay
>>27965265
You sound like Chad's best friend who gets Stacy when he's done with her.
>>27963455
Mohammadhassan
>>27964587
>>27964763
>>27964818
>>27964875
Please be in Boise.
It's so lonely here in Boisehome of the Boise Broncos
>>27963455
Shane
Originally comment
Ryan. Every other Ryan I've known is a complete Chad so I guess I fucked up.
Huntington
If you think you know me you probably do. I can't imagine there are that many people with my name, who also seem like they would be on r9k.
>>27965377
Cryin' Ryan
Ryan here.
>>27963455
Cool.
>>27963540
Are you 60?
>>27963608
Best girl in King Lear, be proud of that name.
>>27963614
Cool.
>>27963632
This is a fucking great name dude.
>>27963727
For sereal?
>>27963733
Ganbatte dude.
>>27963748
Would be better without the O.
>>27963757
Meh.
>>27963766
Good name.
>>27963777
Boring name but nice trips.
>>27963832
Boring but solid name.
>>27963842
Feel bad for you lad.
>>27963923
It's a decent name.
>>27963948
The only way it could be more normie is if your name was Chad.
>>27963957
Maxim is nice.
>>27963964
Lovely name.
>>27964074
Great name.
>>27964095
Japanese girls names tend to be fantastic, yours is no exception.
>>27964129
That's a profession, not a name.
>>27964254
Just go by Chris, Chris.
>>27964347
Dated a girl whose little sister was called Abigail. Kind of ruined the name for me.
>>27964409
Take the above advice, Chris.
>>27964520
Boring but solid.
>>27964587
Decent name, only if you can make it work.
>>27964590
Meme name.
Caesarliterally have to listen to faggot normies think they're smart and explain to me where my name comes from every time they fucking hear it CAUSE I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW BEFORE YOU KNOW
>>27965340
Sorry anon, not in Boise.
>>27965419
>>27964726
Trace is good for a girl, but if you're a guy then I'd consider getting it changed.
>>27964731
Very strong name, I like it.
>>27964763
Good name.
>>27964769
I have a close relative with this name, spelled the same way. I like it.
>>27964818
It's a nice name but it does kind of sound middle aged spinsterish.
>>27964839
Colt is pretty badass to be honest family.
>>27964875
Cute name.
>>27964886
10/10 name.
>>27964928
I dig it too.
>>27965011
That name is for people who are 52 years old with a mustache.
>>27965073
10/10. I love this name and I'm naming my daughter it if I'm ever blessed to have one.
>>27965265
Somewhat unfortunate name in my opinion.
>>27965346
This is a name for dickheads.
>>27965377
Hey lad.
>>27965396
Are you British, perchance?
>>27965408
Neck yourself.
Lukas is my name. If you think you know me fuck off
Joseph
rate me
>>27965435
Looks like you were named after the salad your mom had for dinner. They couldn't think of a name so it was between Caesar salad and baked potato.
>>27965438
Scottish and Irish, actually.
Jhohann
no h8 pls
>>27963455
I'm Daniil. Yes, spelled Daniil.
>>27965460
Best Joestar/10
>>27964930
how old exactly
>>27963455
Serb/10
Michael
>tfw normie name
Gregory
its ok i think
Milan
Not Milan like the City. It's pronounce MEElan
>>27965574
I know a guy named Gregory
He's a dick
>>27963455
Alexander.
It's okay, pretty common.
>>27963455
>J
I am Jackson. Dmitri is a 5/7 name
>>27965492
are you black?
originally
Hi, my name is Daniel and my dream is to viciously eat the ass of a pretty girl.
>>27965419
Not American, so Gerardo is the normal name here, but if I ever went there or another English-speaking country, I would use it without the O.
>>27963455
Brianna
Surprisingly that comment was not original /s
Timothy
Could it be worse?
Cain
Not original? I've never honestly met another Cain in my life.
>>27965524
I'm going to be 28 in a few days.
why is this not on /soc/?
ConorIts the best English translation, but for some reason almost everybody thinks it's Connor or Conner.
![turner091415BIZ35downpagecolumn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nJizkeW.jpg "turner091415BIZ35downpagecolumn[1].jpg")
>>27965736
found a pic of you lmao
>>27965913
Who is this herpes harpy?
>>27965913
Would fug/9001
>>27965913
>all that dust on the shelves
Mark
ravioli ravioli this comment is originoli
>>27963455
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that name
>fucking sucks anon change it immediately
>>27965598
Hello fellow Alexander.
>>27965782
Only 2 years older than me.It's a fetish of mine to fuck older women.
Salvador, or Sal for short. Whadya qts think
Garv
Oh boy go easy on me
>>27965759
What parent would do this?
Unless it has meaning in another language.
>>27965782
Are you white and not fat?
>>27963455
Zacharias.
I like it. Simple, sweet, and short.
>>27964769
God man, I was called Seen all through middle school.
>>27966342
el chado
original
>>27965460
Raised Jesus to be a carpenter
OR
Was abandoned by his brothers for having a swag jacket only to become the kings personal assistant.
Could be worse.
Hello fellow Joseph. Do you go by Joe?
>>27964129
An old friend of mine was named Hunter. He couldn't leave Victoria or his father would've beaten his mother to a pulp.
Your name is a legacy to me. Hold it and don't sell yourself short.
>>27964347
cute~
Nice ta meet you, Abbey!
>>27966609
I thought all Canadians were nice?
Kristian
>tfw people always call you kristin but you're a dude
>>27966573
I've been going by Joseph since I was seven
My parents called me Joey my entire life since then and I was upset that I spent the first seven years of my life not know my real name.
I swore then and there to always go by Joseph.
>>27966707
that's really autistic desu
>>27966673
Nah, we just lie about it, even to ourselves.
>>27966673
It's a nice dream to live in
>>27966719
That makes sense, considering I am
>>27966707
Interesting. I hated being called Joey so I stop people instantly the first time they call me that. I usually only go by Joseph for official things (doctor or whatever) since my mom would only call me Joseph as kid if I was in trouble.
Most people instantly call me Joe anyway like with any name that can get abbreviated (Christopher to Chris etc).
Jinrui is a god-tier anime OP
>>27963455
>Jack
That's my name. Solid start.
>>27964129
Hunter is a fucking perfect name.
>>27966440
It's unique at least. You won't be forgotten anytime soon
>>27966342
Good name. Be like Zorro
>>27966003
Okay name. Bit of an average joe
Could be a cool millitary name.
>>27965759
Cain is a rare and cool name.
>>27965736
Okay girls name.
Little bit white trashy though.
Jeremy
I'm not even a nigger
Gregory, but go by greg.
Wish my name was kai.
>>27965377
It means little king.
>>27965913
You actually scared me for a sec
Then I looked at the picture and realized thank god that isn't me
Leonardo.
I like it. My friends call me Lio.
Danae
no I'm not black. it's Greek.
Aidan
it's okay I suppose
>>27966961
noice! Thank your parents today.
My name isGianluca
There are many different ways people pronounce it.
>Daniel
I'm just glad my parents chose that insted of what they were going to call me>Easten
My name hasn't been posted yet.
Dylan
We summon Erika.
My name is Remy. Not the most common.
>>27966794
Thanks senpai tbqh you lowkey boosted my confidence
Dante
Get rekt
My name isToryn
Pls no bully
>>27967125
every dante i've known has been black or latino
>>27966572
Como? El chado? No entiendo
>>27967146
I'm mixed. Only Dante I've known to not be spelled a braindead way like Donte or Dontay though
>>27967076
Tight name senpai, sounds like a famous Italian football player
>>27966928
That's a transsexual named Brianna Wu.
Juan.
But everyone, even my own parents call me John.
>>27967125
both dantes I know are total fuckbois. now you are get rekt
my names cole
My name is Gil...
Wtf why is f@m senpai??
>>27967185
do you live in placentia ca?
>>27967238
Because nobody likes seeing these nonsense Twitter ebonics here
>>27964196
Humanity Has Declined
Wesley
I thought it was a pretty common name but nobody has posted it
my name isNoah
it's not too bad
Literally one of the most chad names on earthBrad
AND I NEVER BECAME A CHAD
J U S T
U
S
T
Kevin
I didn't notice my name yet, so I'll post it. I'm on mobile and, apologies, won't rate others as a result.
>>27967540
I know a guy named Chad.
He was literally what you expect from a guy named Chad.
>>27967623
same here, in my high school I had anotherBradthat was what I should have been, popular and into sports. There was a chad that was somewhat awkward and not extremely alpha and yet he knew the entire school including lots of girls because his name was actually Chad. It forces it on you.
Oscar
pretty meh
>>27967648
>chad that was somewhat awkward and not extremely alpha and yet he knew the entire school including lots of girls because his name was actually chad. It forces it on you
someday a robot will name his son chad
My name is Boxxy. Most of you know me as Boxxy, I suppose. A lot of people don't know me as MoldyLunchbox. That's my Gaia username.
My name's Javier
hack
orpigiono
Rob
Fuck me man
>>27964074
same name desu senpai
>>27963455
Hi. Elliot Rodger here. Hows it going normies and stacy scumbuckets.
>>27964400
>drinking vodka and eating crummy sausage sandwiches for dat authentic stalkan experience
fuck yeah, where my other RP bros at
>>27967112
Oh shit, are you east coast USA?
>>27963455
I'm Jamie
>>27968592
What a gay name....kill yourself via hara kiri
Who /charles/ here?
my name isluna
>>27968897
holy shitguy or girl?cause either way that's pretty cute desu
Laura
>>27965494
This.
>>27965396
THAT'S SO PRETTY ANON DESU
>>27968957
trap desu
bloxx
>>27968965
>>27968897
>>27968592
Please be in Boise.
I'll love you forever in Boise.
>>27968995
im gonna need some pictures there anonis luna your girly name or some nickname or is that your legitimate birth name?if so, what race are you?
>>27969020
it's now my legal name
white
sorry no pics ;w;
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Edward
>>27963540
>>27964347
I love those names. They're both in the list of names I made over the last 7 years; ready for my daughters and sons that I'll never have.
So is >>27965598
>>27967125
Nice. Are you a cocky shit?
>>27967112
Please tell me you play 3rd Strike.
>>27964977
Hi Jace. If you don't play MTG...I have some news for you...
You're probably alright. That's the news.Zahmar is my name
>>27969071
not even if i made a throwaway for you to send them?how old are you and what was your real name before luna?
>>27969071
Where are you from?east coast usflorida?
>>27963455
Talia.
What's gud
>>27969117gross name that shall never be seen againim 18, and sorry i just don't like to send pics to people i don't know very well
>>27969140ontario, canada
>>27967105
i was waiting a for dylbro to post already
congrats on getting the best spelling i feel bad for dillon cucks
Name isJorge[\spoiler]
>>27969184understandable, so you do send them to friends and stuff. how long have you been at this? and come onnnn just say your birth name it can't be that bad. that's what this thread was all about
>>27969208it's actually a really bad namesince the start of highschool? that's when i came outim full-time, it's not a fetish for me
>>27969248so do you plan to transition or will you keep your peepee for good? come on please I beg you, it's just a name and it isn't even your name anymore. You're luna now arent you?
My name is Candy.
Yes my parents were rednecks, no I'm not a stripper.
Reuven
>>27967205
Thats fine.
>>27967964
I don't like the name desu
>>27968592
Nah
>>27969316
are you sweet? :^3
>>27969283aaaaaaa fine my old name was 011100110110000101101101011101010110010101101100i've already been transitioning in terms of hormones, not sure about the peepee thing... it does bother me a little, but on the other hand, mtf vaginas don't look very appealing either
Peter
Haven't seen it posted yet.
Natasha
Original name
>>27969343S*****? that's not even bad! Bit of an overreaction desu. I agree, the actual transitioning doesn't look good at all. I think the hormones are/will fuck(ing) you up but that's your decision, you're an adult. But you told your parents and they're cool with it and all? That must be nice, and they know about your name being Luna?
>>27969177
Batman-tier name
>>27969415yes, that's what everyone calls me nowthe name was a bit weird for them at first but it's cute and i like itfucking me up? this is all that i've ever really wanted, i was in a really bad place emotionally before i started to transitionmy parents didn't really accept me at first but now they're okay with it
>>27969343Can you post your weewee for us? Please? I'd like to see itGetting people to post their genitals is a fetish of mine. I promise to masturbate to it fully.Hopefully post it with your feet.
>>27969475neat, yeah it is a cute name. uncommon but i really like it. fucking you up as in the technology isnt there yet friend and it very well may never be. those hormones are gonna ruin you internally and absolutely mentally. I hate to say it but thats why so many trans/traps are fucking insane because those pills destroy your brain. if it makes you happy though, go for it like i said. hopefully you can find someone that's umm... okay with your situation. good luck out there anon
Enrique. I swear to God if one more dickhead IRL says "Iglesias" after I tell them my name I'm going to start the normie holocaust.
>>27963455
my full name is dmytro because i was born in ukraine as opposed to dmitri which is like the russian counterpart
most people call me dima though because i introduced myself as that when i was younger
>>27969493well i might have, but im not really anonymous anymorethough if you're wondering it's completely smooth and well groomed
>>27969528Iglesias
>>27969546Come on baby, post it for me. No one will be able to tell it's you if it's just your baby cock and feet.Unless you've been whoring around like a little slutI want to tickle and lick a tiny traps little balls and squish them with my giant manly balls.
>>27969528
Enrique is 9/10
Stanislav here
Keiran, I think it's alright
>>27969457
How?
Oreganoblox
>>27969528
Seriously, great name. But yeah, the first thing that came to my mind was the song "Escape".
I'm Zach.
>>27969585nooooopebut that sounds hot
Carlos
White by the way.
>>27969609
Black anon, amirite?
>>27969619:'(Fucking tease, I'd spank you for thatoriginal robocock
>tell people my name is jacob
>they make a meme joke about a TV ad i've never even seen because I dont watch tv
>they look like I just insulted them when I politely ask them to not make that joke because im sick of hearing it for the last 2 years
>>27969615
There's a batman villain with the same name.
>>27969642
Nah m9 I'm as white as it gets, it's like Irish or something
Austin
mine is stale was fuck
Gabriel.
>inb4 gay-briel jokes
Spencer
Also, a lot of cool, unique names ITT. Unique and weird > normie names any day
>>27969707
I like it, only Gabriel I know is a cool laid back dude
Moisses
