So I caught crabs from a hooker.
I went nuclear on my body hair (i'm a bit hairy) and scalded myself in hot water. I havn't been this smooth since I was twelve.
As i'm sitting here typing this I can't stop thinking about it. I've never itched this bad in my life and now i'm suffering and for what? A little pussy. We only fucked for like five minutes.
I'm taking a good long hard look at my life and what I want out of it now.
I guess what i'm saying is pussy isn't worth it.
lmao you're crying cuz some bugs walked around on your dick for a day. Pull yourself together you massive faggot. you belong here
>>27963070
It was a little more than a day. You will never fully understand my horror at finding a tiny bug and his buddies crawling around through my pubes like a jungle.
You aren't wrong though.
>>27963013
i shave my pubes
i-i'm not gay, e-even though i have 1089 hrs logged on medic...pls no bully
>>27963013
>>27963141
>putting your dick in a hooker's pussy
Fucking disgusting.
The thought of catching bugs from a filthy fucking whore makes me want to projectile vomit
Anybody who receives a disease from extramarital sex deserves it for their foolishness.
>>27963013
lmaoing @ ur life, pham
>>27963013
I was feeling like shit about my life but you cheered me up because i'm glad i'm not you thanks familia
