A qt succubus asks you out. She'll be your gf and you'll get to fuck her as much as you want. She'll gladly participate in your depraved kinks and fetishes. Succubi also take the appearance of their target's ideal partner. She'll be 100% loyal to you, and you can even introduce her to your friends and family.
The catch is that she'll be sucking out your life energy every time you fuck her or she sucks you off. As a result, you'll live only for 15 more years. Once you agree to this pact, you cannot back out, even if you banish or kill her. You will die after 15 years.
You'll also be "tainted" in the eyes of god. You are not allowed to enter heaven, you will go straight to hell. What happens in hell, I don't know, but let's say it isn't paradise like heaven.
Do you accept?
>>27962951
>already ugly as fuck
>I know as I get older I'll only get uglier
I'll gladly accept
What's the downside famalama?
>>27962951
What if I date a succubus (male) instead and then I steal her life force myself?
>>27962951
Fuck that. 15 years of pussy is not worth burning in hell for all eternity.
I'll accept even if I will die after a year.
>100% serious
>>27962996
Early death and burning in hell for eternity?
>>27962951
If hell and heaven are confirmed as real to me I'd never take even the smallest risk of not going to heaven
>>27963080
but what if Hell is full of Succubi
ill accept and just not fuck her. i only really want cuddles and kisses from a girl honestly.
>>27963041
>implying she won't make you a demon too if you make her happy enough
>>27962951
Shitty scenario
Would you rather:
>Have your soul taken by a semen demon and spend the rest of eternity as her sex slave
or
>Have a semen demon possess the body of a woman you know and be your gf. After a year the succubus goes back to her realm and takes that person with her.
>>27963041
>it's somehow better to be completely mindless in Heaven
>it's somehow better to have no free will at all and be bored as fuck
lol
>>27963030
>Succubus (male)
The word is incubus.
>>27963125
first choice because I already have an acute femdom fetish
>>27963126
You're going to be a slave in Hell. Hell is paradise FOR DEMONS. Not for humans. Humans are slaves in Hell.
>>27963149
No it's not.
She's a succubus that happens to be a male.
>>27962951
Yeah yeah whatever life bead get in my party.
'heaven'/'hell' is what you make of it as what you imagine it to be. the only way to get something is to question 'how'.
I wasn't planning on living past 40 and I'm probably going to "hell" anyway. Sign me up.
>implying I'm not a demon, a soldier of hell, waging war against god and the kingdom of heaven
This is what he gets for making me live a shit life
this confirms that god and heaven are real
I'd say fuck no and become a devout christian
easy choice. Life is not worth living without care.
Nah I'm good.
Wanna help me kill god?
>>27962951
>get sex
>but the person who gives it sucks the life out of you
Sounds like most marriages senpai
As if the wizard isn't already hated by God and damned.
The succubus is gratuitous for the man who would be tempted by her. Any man who no woman could possibly desire is an abomination. His every breath is a blasphemy against Nature. Such a man belongs to the Devil without having to sign any such contract.
The funny thing about all of this is that even if the heretofore mentioned truths weren't the case, I can imagine there would be some men who would ardently sign the contract in their own blood, desperate...only to find their contract refused.
The succubus would look upon the petitioner, grow disgusted, and proclaim that no soul, no matter how lofty or valuable, would be worth having to touch such a disgusting man.
>>27963780
>tfw you die a wizard and your collective mana makes you a god of your own world
Step it up faggot witch.
>>27963844
That's certainly a nice fantasy, to be sure. But the thing about fantasy is that it loses it's charm very quickly. You'd be surprised how quickly. The dream vanishes and you're left with nothing but severe Reality and all of the harshness of God's creation.
Eventually, we all wake up. The wizards and the witches wake and find themselves in a nightmare. The normal men and women wake and find themselves in a world that is, in turn, both kind and cruel, both painful and joyful, but one that is ultimately justified because they have some part within it.
>god of your own world
There is only one world, and none of us are gods of it. Some of us find ourselves demons, some find ourselves normal human beings. If God and Nature are merciful to you, you'll find yourself one of the latter.
For what it's worth, most do.
>>27962951
>Choose succubus
>Miss out on eternal happiness
>Miss out on another 50 years of life
>End up going to hell
All just for one girl that would get boring in a couple weeks because she bends to your will.
No tankyu
>>27963126
You dropped this sir.
>>27962951
No I'm going with plan A which is that I get a girlfriend, which seems possible by the way women react to me, or I will gladly go through with plan S if plan A doesn't work out. But if I had what I wanted, then I wouldn't want it anymore eventually then I would die.
>>27962951
If we're assuming an afterlife actually exists, then nothing is worth spending an eternity in hellfire.
Plus you can always just wait and get laid in heaven/paradise.
>>27962951
My fetish is to not go to hell but fuck her all eternity. Haha checkmate you just got PLAYED
If there is an afterlife, I'm already going to hell, so I have literally no reason not to take a perfect gf for the next 15 years.
>>27962951
Will she actually love me?
>>27962951
Can I meet back up with her in hell? We would have had 15 great years. Maybe she would help me get set up in a comfy lower demon management gig.
If Heaven exists, I would never step out of line. Fuck that. Being at peace in Heaven without a care in the world is so much better than being burned for eternity. You say you would be bored in heaven, but that's not true. You would just be at peace. It's hard to understand it but when you're at peace you literally think of nothing and just feel content and happy. Pussy is not getting in the way of my peace. You have to be a literal retard to choose pussy over heaven
>implying heaven and hell exist
Be sure to include your best fedora image when responding to this post.
>>27962951
There is no hell nor heaven *tips fedora*
im already going to hell anyway if its real
so of course id accept, 15 years is plenty
Time for my own content!
>Well, well, well. What do we have here?
>Another lonely virgin who tried his hand at summoning a succubus to be his girlfriend?
>Looks like you need to brush up on your summoning circles. There's nothing stopping me from ripping our your soul right here and now.
>But since you did bring me here, I suppose I'll give you a deal.
>If you can make me cum in less than a minute using only your tongue, I'll let you live.
>Hell, I might even let a loser like you take me on a date.
>But if you fail, your soul is going to be mine.
>Sound fair?
>Too bad.
>Your one minute starts now...
>>27966596
>Time's up!
>Aww, looks like the poor little virgin here wasn't able to prove his worth.
>That's ok. They never do.
>Maybe if you'd spent half the effort finding a mortal girl as you do masturbating to demons, you wouldn't be in this mess.
>Now remember the deal. Your soul is mine now.
>You'll probably want to close your eyes for this part. I've heard it hurts like a bitch.
>Goodbye Anon, you won't be missed.
>>27966650
>How was that Anon!
>I was a little nervous at first, but I think that was a lot of fun!
>Are you alright? You're breathing kinda funny.
>Aww, you're shaking.
>There, there. It was just a game.
>I didn't mean to scare you. I read some of the things in your search history, and I thought that was the kind of thing you liked!
>Shhh. It's alright. Here, just listen to my heartbeat.
>Anon, I want you to know that I love you and I'd never do anything to hurt you.
>Here, let me just spoon you for a little bit. That always makes you feel better.
I really wish I had a picture of this cutie indoors.
>>27962951
HEEWWWW YEA I would even summon a succubus myself if I knew how(tips apreciated).
I doubt hell will be eternal hellfire I more imagine it like demons fighting for territory with spawn points. I will mary my succubuss and live happily ever after with demon children
>>27966793
Hell is a place or constant torture my friend. Repent now or spend eternity in hellfire.
>>27962951
>Succubi also take the appearance of their target's ideal partner
Nice!
>she'll be sucking out your life energy every time you fuck her or she sucks you off
Jokes on you, faggot. She'll do the fucking and I'll do the sucking.
Ahahahahahaha!
I WIN! I WIN!
>>27966867
Even if I don't sell my soul I am going to hell anyway. I use to be a good person but god fucked me in the ass at every opportunity. This is not the way I way born this is the way I was made. I will not pray to a false normie god because I don't have a normie life. All I know is pain and isolation this existance is the closest thing to hell on earth I no longer run from the darkness I embrace it. I use to hate the pain but now I love it because its all I have and its the only thing in the world that wont leave me.
Tldr:FUCK YOUR GOD(dont tell mom)
>>27962951
>15 years
HELL YES
>heaven and hell suddenly exist
Fuck that.
I would convert to Christianity immediately, get baptized and find the quickest way to join my Lord in heaven (religious zealot or something) so that I may bask in heaven for eternity
>>27962951
no, because she's now provided me with living proof that there is some sort of God and heaven. Logically speaking, I would be foolish to not reject her offer so that I could have eternal happiness.
>No succubus mommy who just wants to protect her little baby and decides the best way to do so is to pull you back into her womb where she plans on keeping you for all eternity.
>Agree to make pact
>Become a Christian Monk
>each day watch the whore of babylon slowly die of hunger
>years go by, right before her final hour throw holy water on her
For the Kingdom
>Never gonna be a girl
>Never gonna have a lesbian demon girlfriend
>>27962951
Considering that Hell is 100% real in this scenario, can I just get the early death and Heaven without fucking the whore?
>>27967027
>crawling in my skin the postthis original comment it will not heal
meh
logic says 15 years is not equivalent to eternity, but time is just a spook anyways and let's be honest i would not be able to resist the depravity
>>27962951
What happens if we just cuddle and play video games?
>>27962951
15 years with a perfect gf. However she kills me.
On the one hand that's tragedy.
On the other there is no reward really.
Even if she did want to stay with me when we went back to hell, I'd just get cucked by Lucifer, cause he hates humans and is probably against race mixing. I mean I would follow him to kill god, but he doesn't want my help.
There isn't even a guarantee that the succubus follows me back to hell, and in this scenario hell is an unknown. That's the thing though. neither option of afterlife in the Abrahamic religions are good choices. Heaven is completely boring, or mindless worship, Hell is torment until your consciousness stops working like normal, or it's a twisted version of real life but without the conveniences of the living world.
>>27967027
> I use to hate the pain but now I love it
Congratulations, youre a christian
>>27963030
>make
>steal her life
>her
Ok we caught ourself a trap lover degenerate
>>27962951
>heaven and hell are real
no one would ever take the deal with this premise, anon
I'd reject her and become an ascetic.
>>27967027
>t.dxX4rks0n1chuXx
>>27963030
>alps
wew lad
>>27962951
There will be anime girls in heaven so this is the stupidest proposition ever.
>>27966596
>>27966650
>>27966731
:3this is orignal fdslfmslfsd;lf,sdf
>>27967986
Heaven is a place of eternal worship. You are forced to be happy with singing the praises of god forever. You do not get to live out your fantasies and vices. There is a reason lust is a sin. No anime girls. which makes hell better except you can't enjoy hell. It's better to fuck the supernatural with the power of science and friendship. Make yourself immune to death.
Ideal partner? So it'll be a small girl with a feminine penis you say?
>>27962951
>heaven and hell exist
except we don't what exists and what rules there are in each realm other than the common ones;
>there is no pain in heaven
>there is eternal suffering in hell
given these two factors, either realm could appeal to you. What is r9k's personal heaven and hell?
>>27968147
>girl
>fempenis
Pick one
>>27968159
My heaven would pretty much just be an empty earth with just roads and abandoned buildings. I would have my motorcycle and just ride and explore. A simple heaven desu
>>27968115
Wow, you want to try that again after you graduate highschool in three years?
>>27963030
>her
Name of this?
>>27967027
Now thats what I call edgy teenager
>>27968299
I'm talking about a specific interpretation of which there are thousands. You tell me why it's okay to fuck anime girls for non procreational reasons in a place without sin, in the presence of god.
>>27963177
>Hell is paradise FOR DEMONS.
Actually that's not true at all. Demons don't live in Hell, Hell is a place of equal suffering for both nonbelieving humans and demons.
>>27963126
john milton pls go
>>27963177
>>27968940
It's alright anon...I'm already a demon
>>27963041
I'm already going to hell, may as well make the ride fun.
>>27962951
>just dont have sex
>wear chastity cage just in case
>get unlimited cuddles forever
None of you seem to understand. You think you are going to hell, but even the worst of the worst can get into heaven. Repent and believe that Jesus died for your sins. Nothing you did is unforgivable. God forgives all.
>>27967227
qt as hell
>>27969991
>Repent
Why beg forgiveness for something unforgivable when you could just choose to be a better person?
I used to abuse animals, so that automatically makes me trash.
If this deal implies that hell exists than no, what the fuck. Heaven is supposed to be eternal happiness with no wives or husbands.
Why would you sacrifice eternal bliss for 15 years of sexual satisfaction.
This is a dumb question.
>>27962951
What if im a pagan?
>>27970088
>Why beg forgiveness for something unforgivable when you could just choose to be a better person?
I don't have that picture of the guy squinting and looking confused, but if did I would post it
>>27962951
lie to the succubus steal her soul
of course she'd be unaware to this
and continue living an immortal life
and once 15 years is up I banish the succubus back to hell while i roam free
>>27962951
I reject such a temptation.
Ishallah, there are prepared for us comforts more worthy of those who do righteous behavior and are steadfast in loyalty to God.
61:12
>He will forgive you your sins, and admit you to Gardens beneath which Rivers flow, and to beautiful mansions in Gardens of Eternity: that is indeed the Supreme Achievement.
>>27970141
Asking for forgiveness from god is important, however the more important and subtle message is to forgive yourself.
If you cannot accept forgiveness, then how would you accept god's forgiveness?
If you cannot make a sincere apology, why would you be sincerely forgiven?
>>27962951
Easy, I accept but then explain my kink is to to not have any sexual contact with her and also my kink includes her not having sexual contact with anyone else.
I've lasted 22 years without sex I'm sure I can outlast a succubi until she succumbs to the new terms of my demands.
>>27962951
so she can be a futa too right?
if I can ride her cock and suck on her big juicy tits at the same time this would be very hard to turn down
>>27970296
>implying a sucubi wouldn't have a perfect circumcised benis
Only mortals fall for the uncircumcised meme.
>>27970229
Why would you assume a god works like a human
>take the deal
>cut my dick off
hello new mummy
>>27967027
This sounds like your post without the edge.
>>27970376
Okay you big idiot let me explain in full detail then.
Carrying regrets into heaven is equal to carrying sins. They are considered burdens.
If you are repentant but not willing to let go of your burden god cannot let you in by virtue of your soul being "tainted." You are carrying the emotional baggage via regret, not shamelessness.
Shamelessness is a matter of still carrying the burden but not being serious about letting it off of your soul. You intended on doing it so you cling to it. If you were shameful you would ask for sincere forgiveness.
>>27966731
Just fucking kill me senpai
Fuck you robot
>>27970445
Oh shit, sorry
I didn't know I was talking to God
>>27970445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMT1Ig38Buc&ab_channel=triented
>>27970356
I have no preference either way
I just love cock
>>27970565
That is a nice cock. I would love to sit on it
>>27963080
>Early death
he said downside
>>27970991
Put your sinful hand into the fire. You won't last longer than a few seconds. Imagine that pain burning every cell on your body for eternity. God forgives those that forgive themselves.
>>27962951
sure why not. im going to hell anyway
>>27970888
oh yeah? don't you think it would hurt?
>>27971262
>don't you think it would hurt?
He's a big guy.
>>27962951
accept senpai. heaven and hell dont exist anyway. religion is just a reason to control the masses for wars, literally brain washing bullshit.
>>27971262
I bet it would feel good, given time. Also post more modeseven.
tweaked the image a little :^)
>>27971339
Looks shittier.
>>27971339
thanks, saved and replaced
>>27971262
The one on the right is perfect, anymore of her?
wheres the proof shes a succubus? could be some deranged /cgl/ cunt who'll kill me in 15 years to fulfill her fetish
>>27971393
Pretty sure that's the only time she was ever drawn.
>>27971333
>>27971393
you guys aren't masturbating are you?
>>27971495
guess not huh
oh well
>>27970296
As long as we are using the incorrect western definition of "futa" sure thing. Also, I just love the pointless censor bar placement over that cute dick.
>>27970356
>>implying a sucubi wouldn't have a perfect circumcised benis
Sorry, but female genital mutilation is wrong.
I'd be going to hell anyway and I'm suicidal as it is
so sure why the fuck not
>>27971495
>>27971636
HNNNNGG This guy draws the best cocks and balls ever. Holy fuck it looks so damn tasty.
Can she get pregnant? How fertile is she? Will she stick around to care for her family after I'm gone? Would she be a good mother?
If i can have six kids by her before those 15 years are up, then it's fine if daddy has to leave this earth early so long as she's a good mother to them.
Would my children be half demon? If so what are the implications of this? Would this potentially destroy the human race.
why wouldnt she want to keep you alive to feed of your semen forever? pretty sure that's the whole point of succubi
>>27972369
Those nipples look delicious.
>>27962951
>implying hell is real
>implying god isn't the evil one
Spooked
15 years is like 20 years longer than I intended on living in the first place so sign me up.
>>27972964
How could god be good or evil? We can't just attach a humanist mortal viewpoint to a immortal super being. The thought process of such a being is beyond our comprehension.
>>27967986
True dat. Otaku life lives beyond the grave
This post also kinda relies on denizens of this board possessing an insatiable lust for pussy
>>27971860
this is a very good, yet underrated post
it made me laugh wholesomely
This is the thing about Succubi that browsing /x / made me realise and stop hoping.
If demons exist, so does a God.
If a God exists, holy fuck I need to throw aside all of my personal beliefs and start kissing his ass really hard before I die, no demon sinfest even if it is my fetish.
>>27967634
>Not being a degenerate feminine boy lover.
