How can I break up a couple? I'm as morally flexible as they come, so give me your best ideas. Further background, I'm well positioned to make a move on this girl, but need to dislodge her from her long term boyfriend first.
Bumping for interesterino.
Let's get it done.
>>27961800
When I was in high school my friend was dating a girl who I had a crush on for years, It wasnt fair that he would date her. We both do drugs so I gave him something to make him woozy, I put a wig on and took photos that made it look like I was sucking his dick but i didnt. The next day I showed them to his girlfriend at school and told her how I cared about her and how she needed to know and that I would take care of her.....The fucking whore refused to date me, broke up with my friend and I hope she dies of fucking aids.
>>27962108
Waterboard her.
Photoshop pics of you two talking. Send to bf.
When I was in highschool, there was a bunch of guys that used to pick on me
I knew that one of these guys had bummed everyone else on the field in primary, so I spread that shit around like the plague
Best part is he couldn't refute it, so every relationship he had fell apart
>>27961800
Just make the move, that's what I did.
But don't because it's not worth it, especially when he finds out who you are and starts messaging you and then when you and her eventually break up you realize you broke up something serious for something so short term
Long term? Sounds like she wants the D but is waiting for you to make the move.
Have you tried making a move without shenanigans?
>>27962237
sounds tough man, the making you look like you're sucking another dick seems excessive
>>27962263
No photoshop master here, some simple picture fabrications are an interesting avenue though
>>27962292
I'm not intimidated by the guy desu, he is squeaky-clean though as far as I can tell. all my research has been self-done so as not to make myself look interested in the friend group
>>27962312
>>27962292
Where's the fun in that? I live for this sort of thing.
>>27961800
Give us the situtation anon, i have some good ideas
>>27962377
>No photoshop master here, some simple picture fabrications are an interesting avenue though
It's a good skill to have. I don't think that it would be too difficult to fake She'll show the phone to him, but just write at the end and remind her to delete messages between you and the fake guy you create.
>>27962395
They're very much the idyllic couple. Good-looking, well-tempered, outgoing girl, and the guy is a little less outgoing, but still is active, this guy is very clean, everyone loves him; good-natured far as I can tell. Zero close friends outside his gf, who he has been dating 1 year 3 months.
>>27962432
Yeah, I'm not intimidated by the task. The girl's friend circle is very catty/gossipy, another possible vector.
>>27962395
Also, the guy has taken her to his folks' cabin and gotten very cozy with gf's family. I'm 95% sure they've fugged, but I don't trust my estimate.
>>27962572
You wouldnt happen to work at amazon in southern california would you?
>>27962812
N-no. Srsly though, I keep this stuff to myself. You wouldn't be able to guess.
I think I'll make a picture.
