Has anyone here ever done anal?
>>27961696
Yeah, feels good man. Not gay though.
>>27961696
Yes but only a couple of times. It's not my favorite tbqh.
Yes, it's cool. But ya can't really bang it aggressively, at least in my exp. I didn't use lube or a condom however. Maybe with lube it's better? It was very very tight and the whole concept of being in the ass, cause ur not supposed to, or because she never had anyone else in there, made it very very hot.
>>27961696
Sauce?
You're godamn right this isn't original
Yes I stuck it in for a few seconds and then she didn't like it so I stopped.
>>27961787
I can take it aggressively. why the fuck didn't you use lube you idiot
Ya it's pretty fun. You gotta do lots of preparation; lots and lots and LOTS of lube, and then some more, and then start with your fingers before you work up to your dick.
It feels so good though. It's so tight and busting a nut inside a girl's ass as it tries to push you out is incredible
>>27961787
>But ya can't really bang it aggressively, at least in my exp. I didn't use lube
>can't really bang it aggressively
>I didn't use lube
fucking christ. you can definitely hammer that shit, slather on some astroglide first, bonehead.
>>27961696
I have fingered my anus many times in the shower when I was younger.
I also put a brush handle in there a couple of times but it wasn't as good.
>>27961696
>tfw your pencil will never leave an ass gaped like that
>>27961876
>>27962039
Spur of the moment, she said "put it in my ass"
Didnt have any lube with me. Was I supposed to deny the inv? Hell no.
>So I go to a music store and buy a pair of drumsticks, talking incessantly about what a goddamn professional drummer I am, and how fucking necessary it is for me to own some drumsticks right then, as if the guy behind the counter could see into my soul, perfectly aware that I was going to shove one of those sticks right up my ass when I got home.
>I knew. He knew. The guy driving the bus knew. The drumsticks sat in that bag like the fucking One Ring, bending space around it. I had guilty secrets, stolen form the Gods, and I was going to fuck myself with them.
So I get home and I do all the stuff. Lube, stick, push, feel, POW.
>Shit like cum, but not cum, some kind of watery fluid slips out of me in a big knot and feels fucking magnificent. Right out of the tip of my purple tipped cock.
>It keeps coming, and the feeling gets better and better. I stop jerking off.
>My face gets hot. I realize I m blushing. My chest blushes, too. That s new. All my muscles tense up under my skin. They re probably fucking blushing by now, too. Im a big, red, purple dicked, autoerotic machine, pounding this drumstick into my ass while my GF is at work, feeling like a fucking idiot.
>My balls get this frozen cold sensation, and grip up into me, terrified of whats about to happen
>At which point I actually, literally, honest to god its apparently not just a stupid phrase, see goddamn stars. Little colored lights. My head rushes. I cum so hard I actually scream. Not like a girl, I scream like an extra in 300. I scream like someone lifting a Buick over their head.
>>27962186
Bruh.
Nice.
Is this some sort of pasta?
