Who would a real robot save from the lava?
>>27961271
The QT
the r9k user probably put himself there on purpose
>>27961271
/r9k/ user. qt is gonna hop off and go suck off chad afterwards.
The average /r9k/ user probably wants to die anyway, right? And now he has an excuse to die without burdening his family with the knowledge that he committed suicide.
So probably the qt, but I would have to talk it over with the robot first.
neither. The /r9k/ user would be even grateful probably
>>27961271
I'd use the /r9k/ sped as a raft to save the girl.
The average r9k user is a fucking normie anyway so I would let both die
>>27961271
Neither
The /r9k/ user either wants to die or is a FILITY NORMAL
the qt won't reward me with anything and will probably file false rape claims.
>>27961271
QT
Not because she's a girl but because most /r9k/ users are bad people. Society doesn't like you for a reason.
I would save the robrot. Because we all know the qt wouldn't fuck me if I saved her.
Plus I would derive pleasure from watching the roastie roast.
I would save the QT because then we would be bonded and she might have sex with me.
>>27961299
and the robot isn't?
fucking idiot
Neither. I'd jump in the lava.
Fixed that for you OP
Original commentu desu
Fuck "qt"s tbf 99% of the time they're as bad or worse as stacies
>>27961501
Fug I'm a retard meant to put that weight on the other side
>>27961501
>>27961537
I still don't geddit
Saving neither is the only *true* robot answer
>>27961577
robots are fat ecks dee
>>27961577
That setup would work like a scale
Your average r9k user is "a few pounds" heavier than a qt gf
>>27961501
I save the weight
>>27961693
Hello /fit/fag
The qt. Then make a thread about
>tfw save qt from the lava, she runs for Chad, kiss him and laugh at my face
>>27961271
Save my brother of course
>>27961537
Obviously the correct choice is to save the weight and make gainz
>>27961429
I'd do nothing
1) the /r9k/ might end up shootingupaschool
2) the qt might break my heart
>>27961271
i can't decide. so i save neither of them and throw myself in the lava too, nothing personnel.
>>27961271
I would blow an arctic breeze over the lava so that it cools off and we can all walk to safety
how can a pink blob with stick figure arms and legs done in ms paint like in that picture make me feel so in love, i feel so warm and cozy looking at her she's perfect
>>27962067
Stick women are the best waifu.
Robot for sure. Just looking at her stupid shit eating grin fills me with rage. I would burn all females on earth of I could.
t. manlet who had probably been brainwashed by /r9k/
I'd save the qt. At least I would have a chance
>>27962961
No you wouldn't.
You think you do, but you don't.
i wont save the /rtk/ user
i think he wants to die like most of the rtk users
I would live stream the QT for that sweet sweet twitch money then save the robot. The beta orbiting twitch viewers can save the QT princess.
>implying I'm capable of making even the most simple of choices
i would jump in the lava
Neither. I'm physical unable to save either, so that means I'm dealt with some sort of mechanism that puts one to safety, and the other in the lava. That means it makes me a murderer if I choose one. I personally don't want to live with blood in my hands so...
I think it's up to them to save themselves
>>27963200
this is fucking awesome
you have serious talent
>>27963200
You have a gift anon.
>>27963200
The true female robot
I would save the qt, and then rape her if she rejects my advances. I mean, she owes me, right?
>>27963200
wew lad nice .gif animation
>>27963438
>pic
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DELETE THIS
https://imgur.com/a/5AlYB
>>27961271
>the autist had to write LAVA over the lava like it wasn't blatantly fucking obvious
holy shit you guys never fail to crack me up
>>27963200
this the type of shit one of those big companies would demo on the Computer Chronicles promoting their new hot animation/paint software combination
cool stuff man.
>>27963572
why do you use your talent to make r9k gifs?
>>27961392
You're an /r9k/ user
>>27963572
Wow, how long did that take you?
Watch boku dake ga inai machi, women are ungrateful, if you save her from Lava she will ride Chad's cock so I would prefer to save a brobot (if normie both die)
>>27963200
top zozz
>>27961271
hard choice
chose the qt and the robot dies giving him mercy of death but then i would immediately become the qt's "lifelong friend" plus id be letting a woman (the most evil creature on earth ) live
if i chose the robot the wicked witch would parish and we would both enjoy watching it but the robot would have to endure life and suffer every day .
>>27963774
Why not save the qt, rape her, then throw her in the lava?
>>27963438
haha silly one females cant be robots
I'd ask the r9k guy first.
But really I'd not save anyone. What the hell is the solution here even. I don't get it.
Do I have a sufficient amount of water to save one but only one by cooling the lava so they can walk on it? I'd just spray it in the middle so the robot can have sex before he dies.
>she doesn't want to
She's gonna die slowly in lava in a second it doesn't matter.
>>27961537
Oh. It says 100 pounds. Thought it was 10016
>>27961271
a real robot would 360 walk away. they hate women almost as much as they hate themselves, and what better way to act out on that fantasy than let both a woman and someone like themselves die.
I would flip a coin like I always do to decide these things.
hey lets try to do something good.
we should form a suicide squad because we all want to die.
>>27963663
>>27963740
I didn't make it. And I don't remember how long the poster took to post them. You might be able to look up the original post on some archive.
>>27961271
>qt
will run after seeing chad
>r9k
will run after seeing a qt
so...the younger?
>>27963663
Because I'm a faggot and you guys are who I like and want to bring joy to
>>27964412
that really does mean a lot to me
too bad you would hate me irl
>>27961271
qt will definitely just say thanks and then ignore us and go fuck a chad right after.
Push them both off. Jump in with em.
My answer is the only right answer for a robot and let me tell you why:
1. Robots hate everyone, but they hate women especially. A true robot is utterly disgusted by existence, and views it to be impure. He wishes for all that exists to be destroyed, but at the very least, if he can obliterate consciousness, then there is nothing left to observe and experience existence.
2. A true robot is depressed and wants to die.
This is a given
3. It'd be pretty funny to push a women into lava.
>>27964546
Huh, this makes me realize that I want to see a robot get enough power to destroy the world. It would be pretty awesome.
>>27964606
Glad you see it my way anon. I'd make this place burn.
>>27961530
what the fuck is the difference between a QT and a Stacy
You couldn't save her even if you wanted to
>>27963200
dubs confirms average /r9k/ user is a dick compared to average QT
Neither, I will not risk my life by going near the lava.
Failed normalfags that want a whore, kill yourselves.
Gay failed normalfags that want a failed normalfag to fuck your gay crossdressing ass, kill yourselves.
>>27961271
ask if the brobot is gonna shoot up a skool, if yes >him
if not
>neither
i will enjoy see that slut dieying painfully
>>27963702
Never said I was a good person.
>>27961849
>The qt. Then make a thread about
>>tfw save qt from the lava, she runs for Chad, kiss him and laugh at my face
everyone who would save the qt ABSOLUTELY BTFO
fuck i was too late
>>27964959
>average QT
>not a heartless cunt
never been bullied heh normalcunt?
>>27963200
>implying robot doesnt want to kill himself
If he didnt he isnt a robot
>>27965079
Seems legit.
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Save the QT. Obviously. Not for the hope of sexual favors but because it's the right choice. Saving a woman who has a future, or could provide one for her children is the best thing someone like us can hope to do. The robot's just going to off himself anyway.
>>27965304
>Seems legit.
is this toasted roast that i smell?
>>27964947
>he weighs negative weight
>>27964959
Actually, that's just from my own observations- women appeal to pity when in mortal danger, and men to fear.
>>27961271
at that height both of them are going to be baked alive
The QT most likely wouldn't appreciate me saving her, the /r9k/ user is much more likely to become a best bro.
>>27964947
Shoudlve just dove into her and went in together. Then the person making the decision would feel really shitty
>>27965454
>Save the QT. Obviously. Not for the hope of sexual favors but because it's the right choice. Saving a woman who has a future, or could provide one for her children is the best thing someone like us can hope to do. The robot's just going to off himself anyway.
>woman now days
>giving children future
single mother
>>27963200
make more OC you are great
>save qt
>immediately get put in the friend zone
>she fucks chad that same night
>save robot
>make life long bro
>get rewarded with boipuccy
seems like a pretty easy decision to me
>>27965136
any backstory on that webm? I feel bad for that kid... what did he do to trigger a bunch of micro-staceys to slap him around?
>>27965136
actually I have been bullied, but mainly by males
>>27965810
A family man's or a woman's life is more valuable whether you want to accept it or not. The role of the single man in society is to be the defender, the criminal, or the dying. It's too late for anything else, and that is the hard truth of it. The sooner you come around to that reality, the better.
>>27961271
I know for a fact that bitch will just friendzone me for saving her and then she will fuck chad.
>>27963572
I'm impressed anon
Do you have any more?
>>27966252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaYd1T782hM
>"Feel" Wojak kills himself
http://imgur.com/a/Q8EMA
>"Robot" Moot removes r9k's filter
http://imgur.com/a/31pyu
>"Waifu" a sci-fi story
http://imgur.com/a/vcWQs
>"Ass" began with the prompt- "look left see this, what do?"
http://imgur.com/a/bgwVh
>"Birth" a follow up to Wojack's birthday
http://imgur.com/a/TuG8h
>"Table" a short prequel to Waifu, prompted by picture of people at table and "Hey anon, when are you bringing a nice college girl home? Or boy?"
http://imgur.com/a/PTrYm
>"Butterfly Effect" I fucked OP's mom.
http://imgur.com/a/s63OD
Miscellanious shit.
Collabs
http://imgur.com/a/xPhi7
http://imgur.com/a/xTdNT
4chan cartoon, standard gorefest
/r9k/ user
My hatred for women started with only just the sluts but it's starting to grow
>>27961271
Probably toss up a coin, although maybe the qt since I hate every one.
This is reminiscent of the trolley dilemma, and I have little reason to care about either of these people. So coin flip is the most logical (if not a tad dark) choice
>>27965986
>A family man's or a woman's life is more valuable whether you want to accept it or not. The role of the single man in society is to be the defender, the criminal, or the dying. It's too late for anything else, and that is the hard truth of it. The sooner you come around to that reality, the better.
spoken lke a true redditor
>>27963819
>Why not save the qt, rape her, then throw her in the lava?
this guy here have vision
Qt
Every robot already wants to die so why save them
Amiriteladies
>>27966276
>wojack
>jack
IT WOJAK YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS
>>27966972
Qt
Save the qt you'll get succ
>>27966658
>>27966972
>saving a woman
beta knights of the redditor table get outs
>>27967204
>not saving women
You could have a baby with this qt and you can raise your offspring to be the best r9k shithead ever, think dude
>>27963200
stop making me feel inadequate
>>27967415
>You could have a baby with this qt
fuck off, just fuck off
>>27966276
>http://imgur.com/a/xPhi7
>http://imgur.com/a/xTdNT
>4chan cartoon, standard gorefest
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