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>haven't gotten a haircut since 2014
>get called hobo a lot
>fast forward yesterday
>got a haircut which looks like fucking shit, the barber literally fucked my shit up
>fast forward today
>someone tells me I look like I go to a private school
>fast forward 2 hours
>get called a white boy by a minority
>fast forward 2 hours
>someone says I look rich
>fast forward 2 more hours
>literal 10/10s and my crush comes over to talk to me
>I make a joke
>they laugh
>get invited to one of their houses by one of the 10/10s
What the fuck is going on?
Post pic of your haircut OP
your long hair clearly was your least attractive feature.
Not looking like trash = people like you
Post a pic, we can't tell you what's wrong if we cant see what you look like.
Someone probably shot up a school somewhere and now they are scared that you will shoot up your school so they are careful and treat you as if you were one of them.
The barber actually put a magic spell in your hair to attract females, but it will go away if you wash it.
>Wear glasses for whole life
>Pretty terrible and beta
>get contacts
>only ex gf is smiling at me for no reason(didn't even get far enough to kiss her)
>girls staring at my face
>Still too pussy
Don't let this chance for mental change through the physical to pass you by
>>27959912
>>27959926
I'm really self conscious. And it probably looks like shit to you guys
>>27960121
I wouldn't worry about it. No matter how good/bad you look, half of the replies will be honest opinions, and the other half will just be people calling you a faggot. r9k has a low bar too so nobody's gonna care if you don't have the right A E S T H E T I C S
I think it looks like shit
>>27960562
you look fine famiglia
>>27960562
it looks cute, atleast from what i can see. just make it a little messy and itll be a+
>>27960562
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>>27959883
>barber literally fucked my shit up
so you took a dump at the barber's, and he stuck his penis in?le literally meme
>>27960562
Looks like someone made a wig from all your shaven hair and this is the result.
Since when do men fish for compliments
Why is this thread even here
When are we going to gas these fucking normies
>>27960562
London
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>>27960562
It looks really nice, the parting could even out a bit to avoid showing so much forehead, but t b h it looks very nice and you should be proud
>>27961045
I'm in California.
Here's the back.
>>27961066
Thanks senpai
>>27960562
fuck off rich whiteboy who goes to a private school
>>27960562
>>27961089
Op is cute boipucci
>>27960562
>>27961089
Haha you white boys will never reach the top tier hair like me
Go back to private school
>>27959883
Congrats, you're not a robot so fuck off normalshit.
>>27960562
>>27961045
There's only one word for this...J U S T
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>>27961089
I'm in California too. Want to meet up and fuck?
lyin ass tell me some more bullshit boy
>>27961120
>like me
Post pics or gtfo
it looks cute.
Yeah, it looks fine.
Don't forget that haircuts usually don't look their best until a few days after the cut, too.
>>27961089
W H I T E S C U M
>>27961215
Yeah. I always look like a retard after a new haircut. But it magically fixes itself after one week or so.
>>27961192
Suck it, robotic queer
>>27960562
That's some hot hair, robot, I'd totally fuck your hair
Also it looks like the same haircut asfilthy frank
