>>27959249
Elliot is a prime example of a failed normie with a high self opinion.

He never was and never will be a robot.

>>27959249
i live about 4 hours away. im too poor to afford gas to make the trip, but eventually i will drive there and honor our lord and king

>>27959249
I live in Los Angeles. Poorfag though. Please send me money so I can go

>>27959393
im thinking of trying to move to la. how is it?

>>27959359
>>27959393

>mfw can barely afford electricity bills
>Live in England
>Flights would cost 1,000 bongs return
>hotel would costs hundreds of dollars, plus food, plus transport.

It'll never happen for me lads.

I passed through there last year, but not for Elliott reasons.

I actually went to school in SB and lived right by IV (in Goleta), Halloween in IV was fucking nuts. There's not really anything to see on a normal day, though.

>>27959413
I've lived here my whole life and loved it

>>27959432
At least you can visit the places Elliot lived in and visited when he was a little kid, I guess.

>>27959436
Not even beautiful blonde girls?

I'll never forget about you sweet prince
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPZaMInpxUc

>>27959249
You are able to transport yourself to Isla Vista, then you are NOT a robot and you ARE NOT welcome here.

>>27959770

>reee tendies tendies reeeee

>tfw you read my twisted world
>tfw you realize your life has been much worse

>>27959932
His life wasn't too bad.

But still greentext life and we'll r8 and h8.

>>27959249
who cares, i went to HS with the rodge (independence continuation HS). i rubbed elbows with the supreme gentlemen (though he wasnt a gentlemen yet, just an autist that wore the same clothes and had shaggy hair)

>>27959716
Mostly Asians, last time I was there.

There's a lot of QTs I guess, but they're just generic stacies. UCSB is a party school par extraordinaire, so not really populated by the types I go for.