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I emailed my crush tell her I had a crush on her since the beginning of school. and then I told her "I hope we can start off by being friends"
am I a potato?
This is what they call the friendzone, abandon ship fampai
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>of the email
>>27958577
read mate by tucker max. become the man women want. it's literally just science
>>27958577
Way to fuck up OP
>>27958577
>"I hope we can start off by being friends"
Potato with autism
>>27958577
You confessed your feelings, through an email, and then put yourself in the friendzone at the end of it.
Yeah, you pretty much have downs. Contemplate suicide.
>>27958577
>"I hope we can start off by being friends"
>You literally friendzoned yourself
Consider suicide as a main objective
here is the email
>>27958577
>crush at the beginning of school
What are u fucking 14. Tired of these fucking kids that heard about 4chan from the media and browse to be edgy. Get the fuck out.
>>27958741
I am in university
>>27958706
Yes you are a potato
>>27958706
>am I right? lol.
>>27958706
You straight up told her you're mentally handicapped in the email.
What did you think would happen? How did you think this would go?
>a retard has a crush on me and wants to be friends
>BOYFRIEND MATERIAL IDENTIFIED
You really are an idiot OP
>>27958706
Are you actually being serious OP?
If so, I genuinely feel for you.
>>27958577
oh man that's cringe-worthy. Life's not a movie, faggot.
>>27958706
hahahahahaha omg what?? hahahaha what did u write?
yes you are.
>girl told me i must be gay if i never had a girlfriend
>tell girl i can't because i always check your ass out
>girl is kind of pissed but ok
>a while ago girl tells me stop looking at my ass
>whatever.jpeg
>>27958706
>literally writes like he's retarded
>says he's got so many mental illnesses
At best she doesn't respond, at worse she could call "creeper" and get you kicked out of school.
>>27958950
>You really are an idiot
>>27958706
>you'll never see her face when she reads this
you did nothing wrong
if shes into you she will say yes no matter what cringe msg you send
if she isnt, you can be the most suave mofo on earth she will never get with you
chin up kid
>>27959102
omg thanks man. you made my day. I love you.
>I really like this girl
>Should I meet up with her somewhere and talk to her about it?
>Nah I'll just shoot her a quick email.
>Hmm not enough smileys in here. Better add some more.
>Oh I almost forgot to mention all my mental disorders that I'm working on, can't forget that.
>There perfect. But wait, I don't want things to move too fast, better to ask permission for friendship first.
